Chapter 434: Not funny
Luo Yuan exposed the incident of Liu Yuyan becoming pregnant!
Tang Jian was also speechless. This shameless old guy actually took advantage of their popularity for free to promote the upcoming movie!
However, he did not blame Luo Yuan. After all, it doesn’t matter whether he can tell such things or not. Celebrities are also humans. Pregnancy is not a shameful thing, nor is it a big event that can celebrate the whole world.
Of course, this is just what Tang Jian thinks.
For his fans and Liu Yuyan's fans, this really makes you feel like you are celebrating together.
Now, everyone on Weibo is blessing them, and everyone is asking when they will get married?
Afterwards, Liu Yuyan personally posted on Weibo to thank the fans for their concern and blessings, and Tang Jian also posted on Weibo to thank the fans for their blessings.
However, he found that the comments on Liu Yuyan's Weibo were almost the same, basically all blessings and comments from a group of people shouting about their broken heart.
In addition to blessings, Tang Jian also had comments that warned him, threatened him, and even criticized him for scolding him!
"This is a different treatment!" Tang Jian said dissatisfiedly.
Liu Yuyan looked at her phone and said funny: "Whoever asked you to give others the impression is unreliable!"
Liu Yuyan smiled gloatingly. The one who posted these comments must be her true fans! These true fans all left messages on Tang Jian, warning and threatening Tang Jian to take good care of her, and said that if they are all fathers, they will be more mature, just like mocking him for being immature before he becomes a father!
Tang Jian is naturally unhappy with such comments!
The reason why he was so irresistible to the sky and the earth was to do it if he didn’t agree, it was to survive!
How can this be related to immaturity?
Tang Jian simply posted another Weibo post: "Thank you for your blessings from fans. I feel very happy when I think of another baby coming to take care of me in the future!"
Comment...
"You are poisonous!"
"You should have some shame? You have to take care of your wife and baby in the future! It's not your wife and baby to take care of you together!"
"It's over. This time, the cabbage is really a good one, and I feel sorry for Goddess Yu Yan..."
"Ph! What kind of man are you like?"
"Let's spit before leaving while Mr. Tang is still a decent person!"
...
Liu Yuyan didn't see it. She suddenly felt that what netizens said was very reasonable. This little bitch is indeed a bit immature. It seems that she must be strictly taken care of in the future!
At this moment, Tang Jian suddenly thought of something, looked at Liu Yuyan, and asked, "Wife, I'll ask you a question!"
"What's the problem?" Liu Yuyan said curiously.
Tang Jian asked: "Why do babies cry as soon as they are born?"
“…”
Liu Yuyan couldn't answer for a moment, so she simply asked, "Why?"
Tang Jian replied: "Think about it, hundreds of millions of siblings went in for an adventure together, but in the end one ran out alive. How scary this is! How can you not cry?"
“…”
Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes, then said with a smile: "It's not funny!"
OK, Tang Jian asked again: "Then do you know why pulling one white hair will grow several more?"
What are the questions that are asking?
Liu Yuyan couldn't answer again, and shook her head innocently to show that she didn't know.
The Tang family revealed the answer: "Because the black hair around me saw that my relatives were uprooted, my face turned pale!"
“…”
Liu Yuyan was speechless and complained: "This is not funny at all!"
"Then I'll ask you another brain teaser!"
Tang Jian continued: "May I ask, what does it mean to be a fool on his face?"
Liu Yuyan quickly answered: "It's just a dumbfounded person, and it means being dazed!"
"wrong!"
Tang Jian said: "I will give you another chance to answer. Friendly reminders. Brain teasers cannot be answered with normal brain circuits!"
Liu Yuyan was stunned and what else could it mean to have a slut on her face?
She couldn't think of it, so she could only compromise: "Then what else do you mean?"
"Ahem!"
Tang Jian replied: "This is a position!"
"Position? What position?" Liu Yuyan didn't understand.
Tang Jian leaned into her ear and said a whisper, but she rolled her eyes again, her face turned a little unnatural, and she whispered: "I'm not serious! What a brain teaser?"
Tang Jian laughed. He had read all the jokes he told before and wrote them down.
Many male netizens have basically seen such jokes. Those who don’t know about Liu Yuyan can be said to be ignorant!
Tang Jian said again: "Then let me tell you a story! In the cold winter, a peasant woman discovered a frozen snake. She felt sorry for the snake, so she put the snake into her body.
Later, the snake woke up from the warmth, but the peasant woman died because of this. Why is this?"
Liu Yuyan thought for a while and replied: "Because the peasant woman saved a poisonous snake, the peasant woman bit it after she woke up!"
"Hey, you answered this correctly!" Tang Jian praised, and then asked, "So what does this story tell people?"
Liu Yuyan answered naively: "You can't sympathize with cold-blooded animals, otherwise you will probably be kind to revenge!"
"wrong!"
Tang Jian’s mistake made Liu Yuyan look confused.
"Why is this wrong?" She didn't understand.
Tang Jian said: "This story tells female friends a truth, that is, cherish life and find a boyfriend!"
"???" Liu Yuyan was confused: "What does this have to do with finding a boyfriend?"
Tang Jian leaned into her ear and said a whisper, and then Liu Yuyan almost spit out an old blood!
She rolled her eyes habitually, feeling that her IQ was insulted, and her face was covered in a state of stature. The peasant woman saved the frozen snake and actually took it from...
OK, so shameful!
She said it!
After slapped Tang Jian's thigh, Liu Yuyan pointed at Tang Jian's head and said speechlessly: "This mind is just thinking about something messy!"
Tang Jian laughed: "This is in line with the times! If you don't even know such jokes, it means you are out of track with the times!"
Liu Yuyan is powerless to complain...
Tang Jian said he was addicted: "I'll ask you another question. What is the difference between poor penis and tall rich and handsome kissing and confessing love?"
"One is because she has no money, and the other is because she has no money!" Liu Yuyan answered without thinking. She didn't believe that she would have answered wrong this time!
However, Tang Jian said: "Wrong! The difference between poor penis and tall, rich and handsome kissing and confessing is that one is a sex, and the other is a sex!"
This time, Liu Yuyan understood without Tang Jian’s explanation!
She glared at her disgust and said to herself: Those who can come up with such jokes are probably all a bunch of hangings?
Otherwise, how could you even think of such an answer?
At this time, Liu Yuyan's father opened the phone and asked directly: "Is that boy Tang Jian here? Let him listen to the phone!"
this……
What's the situation?
Liu Yuyan handed the phone to Tang Jian with a concealed look on her face...
Chapter completed!