Chapter 358: No big deal
As I walked around the street, it was getting dark soon.
Tang Jian and Liu Yuyan bought some fruits and walked home...
As soon as he got home, Liu's mother immediately said, "You'll come back a little later, and this dog will be slaughtered by your father!"
Forehead……
Liu Yuyan looked at Erha who ran to her feet and complained with grievances and asked, "Did Erha mess up the furniture?"
Tang Jianze looked at Erha speechlessly and scolded: "This dead dog deserves a beating again, so I stand against the wall and reflect on it!"
"Aowuaowuaowu!" Erha looked at Liu Yuyan with tears in her eyes. Now this dead dog can pretend to be pitiful. If you know that pleasing Liu Yuyan will be beneficial, you will be forgiven.
Liu Ma smiled bitterly and said, "It just ran into the study and bit off a few of your father's brushes. If it hadn't been discovered early, the study would have at least been turned upside down by it!
The most annoying thing is that when your father scolded him, the dog shouted at your father with an unhappy look! If I hadn't been persuading the fight, your father would have wanted to rush into the kitchen to take a knife and slaughter it!"
“…”
Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes, rubbed Erha’s dog head with great sincerity, and said, “Eha, do you know that you can’t bite anything at home in the future?”
"Aowuaowu..." Erha played the emotional card pitifully again.
Tang Jian pointed to the wall and said, "Hurry up and stand up!"
"Ao Wang!" Erha barked in dissatisfaction, and finally surrendered to the doomsty owner's power, stood with his legs, leaned against the wall and shouted in grievance.
"This dog is really a sperm!"
Liu Ma looked at Erha with a dumbfounded look and actually stood up. Thinking about the scene where the dog quarreled with the old man in front, she immediately felt that the dog did it on purpose?
I just didn’t like the old man’s attitude towards his daughter and Tang Jian, so I ran into the study to cause damage?
Tang Jian suddenly said, "Wife, go and get a pair of scissors!"
"What are you doing?" Liu Yuyan said in confusion.
If there was no one else, Tang Jian would definitely reply "Do it" inappropriately, but now his father-in-law and mother-in-law are at home, so he answered seriously: "There is a cause of injustice and a debt is a master! Since Erha has bitten the brush, then cut off some of its hair as a lesson!"
"..." Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes and said, "Bored, if it can remember such a lesson, there will be ghosts!"
"Aowu..." Erha started to show off again.
Liu's father walked out and looked at Erha who was standing like a child. He was a little surprised and then scolded: "This dead dog! Just bite the brush and bark at me with anger and dissatisfaction when scolding it!"
Tang Jian could completely imagine the scene of Erhu barking at his father-in-law. Thinking about it, he couldn't help but praise Erhu. It seems that this dead dog is a little dissatisfied with his father-in-law! Otherwise, there would be so many things in this family, how could he just bite his father-in-law's brush?
Liu Yuyan said helplessly: "Erha is usually very obedient, just want to grind her teeth, so she finds something to bite. This time it knows that it is wrong and will not make it next time."
"Aoao..." Erha stood, his front legs swaying up and down, as if he was saying "Yes, right, Benha already knew he was wrong."
Then Liu Ma said, "I can do it, just bite three pens and buy them some other day!"
Dad Liu snorted coldly: "This money has been used for more than twenty years! Can it be compared with a new one?"
Tang Jian suddenly pretended to be extremely angry and said, "I actually bitten three pens! This dead dog is so tired of living! Don't pull me, I'll go to the kitchen and take a knife out and slaughter the dead dog!"
Liu Yuyan said weakly: "No one will pull you..."
Dad Liu said contemptuously: "Then you slaughter it! You have just lived for half your life and haven't eaten dog meat yet!"
Liu Ma didn't see that this person and dog were all savages!
One drama master, the other becomes a master!
"Forget it, I am merciful. I will spare this dog's life for the time being! I will definitely kill it and make hot pot next time I will do it again!"
Tang Jian coughed, then said, "Come on, I just bought some fruits and come back. Let's eat fruit to calm down!"
hehe!
Why are you timid?
Why didn't you slaughter this dead dog with a knife?
Dad Liu said contemptuously, and then ordered: "Boy! Come in with me!"
ah?
What does this father-in-law want to do?
Tang Jian followed into the study with fear...
"Write me the poem you said during your meal!"
When I went inside, Tang Jian was also drunk when I heard what Liu Dad said. What does this father-in-law mean? Was he conquered by my talent and calligraphy?
"No problem, father-in-law!"
Tang Jian picked the largest brush. Not to mention that there are only five of the original eight brushes now. The largest one has several bite marks on the pen holder. It is obviously evidence of the crime left by Erha's previous sabotage.
Lay rice paper and dip it ink.
Tang Jian wrote two running characters vertically on the far right - "Praise the Farmer".
Looking at these two flowing and beautiful characters in the running script, Liu's father couldn't help but narrow his eyes.
This little brat has such an abnormal attainment in calligraphy!
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he really couldn't believe that this would be a calligraphy written by a boy in his twenties!
"Praise the Farmer? Is this a poem you wrote or an excerpt?"
He had never heard of the previous "Bamboo and Stone", and he had searched it online but didn't. It was obviously created by this stinky brat.
Now, he has never heard of this "Praise Farmer", especially the sentence "Who knows that every grain of food on the plate is hard-working!"
If this is a poem that appeared early in the morning, with this quatrain, it would definitely have spread. But he has never heard of it and there is no record on the Internet, which means that this is likely another poem created by this brat.
Tang Jian said shamelessly: "Well, it's a poem created by my brain."
The works provided by the system do not exist in this world. If you say it is not, it won’t work. If you say it is your own. Although it is a bit shameless, at least these works also contain your own life and hard work!
Didn’t this brat not even graduate from elementary school? He was so talented? Or was this what God meant to be jealous of talent? So this brat’s life experience and life experience were so pitiful?
Seeing Tang Jian writing this song "Praise the Farmer" freely and freely, Liu's father began to think about what idea...
It’s over, Tang Jian looked at his masterpiece, and every word was written so perfectly. This plug-in was simply too awesome!
At this time, Liu's father said, "I originally reluctantly agreed to be with you because my daughter is pregnant with your child, but now that pregnancy is fake, I cannot agree to your marriage for the time being!"
You can tell at a glance that this father-in-law is making a bad idea!
Tang Jian said speechlessly: "The wise man doesn't say secret words, what do you want me?"
Dad Liu coughed, "It's not a big deal. It's just during the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Festival. Just go with me to participate. At that time, everything will follow my command. If things are done, I won't care about you!"
Chapter completed!