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Chapter 285: Facing Feces and Painting the Wall [Happy New Year's Day]

Stumbling stick, this little bitch is the Stumbling stick in the author's circle!

This toxic chicken soup made by slow heat made Liu Yuyan feel urged to speak up to this little bitch!

I don’t know what those authors who watched the live broadcast feel now, but they all want to follow the Internet and beat Tang Jian up!

However, most of the live broadcast rooms are readers or fans of Tang Jian, so there seems to be no problem with the live broadcast rooms. Except for the crazy scrolling barrage comments that can be seen clearly by 666, the others were wiped out before they could react.

In addition, the gifts for rewards kept popping up, sometimes sports cars, sometimes flowers, and sometimes cucumbers.

This is so popular that it is so domineering!

Now, the popularity of watching the live broadcast has exceeded 100,000, and the female hosts have been consumed by Tang Jian's poisonous chicken soup so much that they don't know how to take on this topic!

This guy is really unique and does not follow the ordinary path! No wonder he is so notorious in the author circle. With his mouth, he can really arouse the hatred of many authors!

Tang Jian said calmly: "Although the spiritual chicken soup I mentioned is a little bit poisonous, the effect is absolutely amazing!"

The female host smiled awkwardly: "Your provocation is OK. I believe that the authors who watch the live broadcast will definitely be stimulated by you, and then work hard to write, and move towards the goal of the great god!"

If you work hard and do not exist, it is possible to apply feces to the wall!

Tang Jian continued to pour toxic chicken soup: "In fact, hard work depends on personal talent! Think about it, I racked my brain every day, wasted so much time, and I also risked the risk of periarthritis, cervical spondylosis, myopia, etc., but what I wrote was still a mess!

So working hard may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don’t work hard, it will definitely be very comfortable!”

"puff!"

Liu Yuyan almost couldn't help laughing. This little bitch is really cheap and angry. Those authors can't be so angry that their chest hurts after watching the live broadcast?

The female host smiled awkwardly again. She couldn't host the live broadcast at all. Tang Jian's personality and topic that did not play according to routines was not something that a host of her level could be able to continue!

Tang Jian said at this time: "But I still want to remind the authors that when you write, remember to pay attention to the combination of work and rest, especially to protect your eyesight, and never be myopic!"

Just as the female host and the authors watching the live broadcast thought that this guy had changed his gender and knew how to speak human language!

As a result, Tang Jian continued: "Otherwise, when you go to the construction site to work as a mason, you won't be able to see the hanging lines clearly, and the walls are not built properly, and the boss will be deducted wages!"

“…”

This little bitch!

Liu Yuyan was also convinced. Unexpectedly, this little bitch was so worthy of beating when she poured poisonous chicken soup. Especially with her slutty face and arrogant tone, she felt like she was really blind, and it would fall into the hands of this little bitch!

Hi, this anger value is really interesting!

120,000 yuan is popular online. I guess thousands of online writers are all stimulated by my poisonous chicken soup?

Tang Jian looked at the live broadcast room on his tablet computer, and Liu Yuyan, who was sitting opposite her live broadcast, showed a disgusting expression, opened her mouth, and silently gestured the three words "little bitch".

"Huh? There are fans who actually bring barrage to me to sing!"

Tang Jian glanced at it and said, "The theme of this live broadcast is online literature. Isn't it good to sing, right?"

The female host was about to speak, and the guy said again: "But since there are fans who are so sincerely asking me to sing, then I will sing a new song that you have never heard of before!"

New song?

This little bitch has a new song!

I don’t seem to have seen him write new songs in recent days!

Liu Yuyan looked expectant, and she walked directly to the corner to pick up the guitar, and handed it to Tang Jian. At this time, many viewers in the live broadcast room were attracted by the pair of delicate hands that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room!

"Damn it! The golden house hides a charm!"

"From these white and smooth hands, this is definitely a girl! And she is a girl about eighteen years old!"

"From my experience, the owner of these hands is either an older sister or a younger sister. This is the rhythm of going to an orthopedic hospital!"

"Damn it! You can just pull so many hands with one hand! I can tell that when I look at these little hands, I know that this is a loli girl, and it's still a place!"

"666, you can tell if you look at your hands. You can't afford to offend me!"

...

Tang Jian did not notice the barrage of these veteran drivers. He took the guitar handed over by Liu Yuyan and started playing...

It sounded a bit messy, but it was so chaotic that it gave people a shocking guitar melody that sounded a little explosively. Tang Jian played a few times and then slapped the strings, making a special guitar accompaniment sound.

Then, he sang with a proud look on his face:

"How lonely is invincible!"

"How empty, how empty is invincible!"

"Alone in the peak, the cold wind kept blowing!"

"Who can understand me for my loneliness!"

Suddenly, Liu Yuyan was almost knocked down by Tang Jian's song "Invincible". This little bitch is too cute, no, and she deserves a beating! She even created such a speechless song!

Still invincible and lonely?

Still invincible and empty?

This sounds like a urge to suck him, especially the little bitch is still showing off in front of him, and even poured so much poisonous chicken soup for the authors watching the live broadcast!

So now when he heard a song that he deserved such a beating, the authors who had just been hated by Tang Jian could hardly hold back!

Tang Jian played the guitar and whistled with a look of beating. He sang this song "Invincible" once when he participated in the author training summer camp, but at that time only the editors and authors had heard it. Except for these guys, no one else had heard his invincible song!

So singing it on the spot caused quite a stir!

He continued to sing this divine song with only two lyrics with pride and owed a beating...

"How lonely is invincible!"

"How empty, how empty is invincible!"

"Would she listen to me when she is hiding in the sky?"

"My loneliness, endless loneliness..."

For some reason, the female host was conquered by Tang Jian's song "Invincible"!

How could there be such an excellent man in this world!

Even if you write a record of extraordinary results, you will be so handsome!

It’s okay if you’re so handsome, but I didn’t expect that you are so talented in music and sing so well!

Of course, these are just some of Tang Jian’s advantages. For her, the most awesome thing about this man is the two middle fingers that are fast enough to fly!

After singing this short song "Invincible", Tang Jian still said arrogantly and with a beating: "It's too invincible to find an opponent. This is not only lonely, but also very sad!"

Damn, this guy is simply too cheap!

Looking at Tang Jian's expression of beating, the authors who had already argued with Tang Jian could not bear it anymore, especially those authors who had arguing with Tang Jian on the Longkong Forum at night. Now, looking at Tang Jian's expression of beating, they couldn't help but feel angry!
Chapter completed!
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