Chapter 206: I'm always so rude
Just after having a full meal, Qukou received a message from a friend’s application.
Tang Jian exclaimed and said, "A beauty added me and said she wanted to talk to me about film and television cooperation!"
Liu Yuyan had just fed the little bitch to eat, and slowly ate the leftovers herself and said, "The avatar is a beautiful woman, most of whom are stingy guys and slutty guys!"
Tang Jian agreed to the friend's addition and said, "Agree first, what if the other party is really a beautiful woman and wants to find me to shoot a movie where two people take off their nakedness and then fight?"
"Ahem..." Liu Yuyan was choked by Tang Jian's words. This little bitch really drove the car with a disagreement!
What movie is the movie where two people take off their bodies and fight? This little bitch is really inappropriate! Every time he speaks, he is always so fake and dirty!
"Can you be more serious next time you eat?" Liu Yuyan said with disgust, almost choking to death by this little bitch.
Tang Jian looked at his phone innocently, saying in his heart that I was not intentionally inappropriate, isn’t this habit natural?
There is no way. In order to spend so many lonely days and nights, in addition to reading novels and movies, I also watched funny jokes for several years, so I had the instinct of racing after a disagreement...
Otherwise, Liu Yuyan would not call him a little bitch, a little bitch!
Looking at the message sent by the newly added beautiful friend, Tang Jian was stunned and said, "Okay, this is the director who bought the copyright of the film and television of "The Legend of Condor Heroes"!"
Thinking about the big belly guy who is about forty years old, a little short and a little vulgar, Tang Jian has to admire Liu Yuyan!
Is this the sixth sense of a woman? Even the other person is a stingy man and a slutty otakus, guessed it!
Liu Yuyan said proudly: "What? I said, those who use beautiful women as their avatars are basically stingy men and slutty men!"
After saying that, Liu Yuyan asked curiously: "Can't it be that he wants to ask you to film after the promotional video comes out?"
At this time, the phone happened to receive a message from the other party. Tang Jian looked at Liu Yuyan in surprise again and said in admiration: "Yan'er, you are amazing! What is the winning number for the next welfare lottery?"
Liu Yuyan was amused: "It's OK for normal people to guess this kind of thing? As for the welfare lottery numbers, don't think about it. These things are all exciting for those who want to get rich overnight. The water inside is probably deeper than the entertainment industry!"
Tang Jian said disapprovingly: "Impossible? Didn't it be revealed in the news that someone won tens of millions or even hundreds of millions?"
Liu Yuyan said, "Who knows whether these winnings are true or false? Anyway, they are the same as the Red Cross. Have you ever heard a sarcastic joke?"
Tang Jian asked curiously: "Dao to ask this friend Duan, which joke are you talking about?"
"..." Liu Yuyan looked at the little bitch's face with some amusement. For some reason, when Tang Jian spoke, she felt inexplicably happy and funny.
She blinked her big eyes and said, "It seems like a man asked where the private money was hidden and would not be discovered by his wife? Then someone answered that he would donate it directly to the Red Cross. Not to mention that it was your wife, the whole world would not be able to find it!"
"666!" Tang Jian shouted 666 very well, then ignored the guy who wanted to film with him and said, "Then I'll tell you a joke too!"
Liu Yuyan imitated Tang Jian’s tone just now, suppressed her smile and asked, “Dao to ask this friend Duan, which joke are you talking about?”
Tang Jian asked: "Do you know why others say that women have a proud wealth after they start to develop?"
Liu Yuyan shook her head, Tang Jian smiled and said, "Because she is as rich as a 'breast!"
Tang Jian said the word "breast" deliberately with emphasis. Liu Yuyan heard it. This little bitch is not serious again!
Although she was used to it, her face still couldn't help but flushed a little, and then she spat: "I'm always so inappropriate!"
Tang Jian looked at his phone with a smirk. Director Wang's beautiful assistant typed over and said that he wanted to invite him to play Yang Guo in "The Return of the Condor Heroes", and asked him that it was not convenient to find time to talk.
"This director is probably losing his mind! He actually wants to find me to play Yang Guo!" Tang Jian said contemptuously, and then decisively rejected the invitation.
Liu Yuyan was very impressed by the novel "The Legend of Condor Heroes", because Tang Jian has been criticized by netizens for this novel!
She said speechlessly: "What? You dislike the character you wrote yourself now?"
I didn't write this novel!
If such a tragic role is successful, wouldn’t it be put into the role by others for a lifetime?
Tang Jian suddenly said, "If you dare to play Xiaolongnu, then I dare to play Yang Guo!"
Liu Yuyan glared and said, "Bah, I won't play Xiaolongnu! Now this novel is being scolded so badly. If the TV series becomes popular, wouldn't it be shameless?"
Tang Jian also thinks so, so no matter how much money he gives, he will not play Yang Guo! Moreover, he didn't want to act, so he accidentally fell into a trap this time, so he had to grit his teeth and finish the drama "Zhu Xian".
"Look, you don't dare to play Xiaolongnu. If I play Yang Guo, wouldn't I be even more shameless?"
...
Another place, in the hotel room.
"Director Wang, he refused again!" The beautiful assistant pouted aggrievedly.
Director Wang snorted coldly: "If you refuse, refuse, don't worry about him! Let's do the serious business first!"
"What's the matter?" asked the beautiful assistant knowingly.
Director Wang showed a lewd smile, stretched out his hands with a concise smile, and smiled lewdly: "Of course it's that kind of serious business!"
"Big bad guy, oh..."
...
One night passed.
The next morning, it was still dark outside. As soon as five o'clock arrived, Liu Yuyan was knocking outside.
Tang Jian got up reluctantly. What a sin he committed!
Why did you have to act?
While yawning, Tang Jian turned on the light with a sleepy look on his face, then rubbed his eyes and opened the door and said, "I'm going to film so early?"
Liu Yuyan's eyes looked from top to bottom and saw that the little bitch actually came over and opened the door in just a pair of boxers! I don't know if this little bitch was intentional or unintentional!
Her face changed slightly and she said, "It's getting late! You're going to rush over at six o'clock. You can brush your teeth and wash your face quickly. I'll go down and order breakfast first. Wait for you."
"Oh...so sleepy..."
Liu Yuyan left, Tang Jian closed the door, and then walked to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Looking at himself naked in the mirror, Tang Jian lost all sleepiness in an instant!
I looked down and fortunately I changed my habit of sleeping naked, otherwise I would have lost a lot!
Chapter completed!