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Chapter 190: I'm not handsome!

Li Jiajia walked back to the authors' association with a little wrong expression. Editor-in-chief Li asked immediately: "Where is Tang Jian? His fingers are nothing, right?"

Speaking of Tang Jian's fingers, Li Jiajia's face became a little unnatural. She secretly cursed the shameless bitch in her heart, and then said, "It's okay, it's just a slight cramp and sprain. It will be cured in less than two days. Now he is still taking Chinese medicine in the clinic, so I'll come back first."

Editor-in-chief Li knew at a glance that Li Jiajia's face was not right. I guess these two people are in a bad mood, right?

Editor-in-chief Li was too lazy to ask about the young people. He was thinking too much and thought that Tang Jian and Li Jiajia had that relationship.

...

At noon, Tang Jian did not have a dinner with the team. After all, he was really embarrassed to show up now. Otherwise, those authors would not mock him when they saw the Chinese herbal medicine and gauze wrapped around his hands?

Speaking of which, Tang Jian regretted it. He grew up so old that he finally pretended to be so stupid in front of so many people, but afterwards he became a fool!

"You can't get through the afternoon class?"

Li Jiajia sent over on WeChat, and Tang Jian lit his voice and said, "You are not taught! Those who are fucking the streets want to beat me up now, right? No matter how much knowledge I teach them, they won't listen! Besides, I earn hundreds of thousands of dollars in a minute, so how can I have so much time to give these fucking classes?"

Haha, keep pretending!

If you install it, it’s not as simple as finger cramps!

Li Jiajia grimaced at Tang Jian's avatar with contempt. Thinking about the bitch's two middle fingers that had twitched, and thinking about the bitch's conversation with the doctor in the clinic, her face couldn't help but feel a little red.

Although she has never experienced that kind of thing, as an editor, she has reviewed Xiao Huangwen's new books almost every day. In addition, she has heard of her feelings and has watched such short videos when she was in school. So when she thought about Tang Jian's terrible middle finger and connotation dialogue, her face became hotter.

"Bah! Shameless! Hooligan! Bitch!" Li Jiajia shook her head, threw all the unhealthy thoughts out of the sky, then patted her face and walked back to have a big meal.

This time, the authors' training summer camp was a lot. These authors only paid for their own travel expenses, and they all arranged their meals and sleeps on the website. Now this sumptuous lunch has made these authors forget the dissatisfaction when they were humiliated by Tang Jian.

Everyone was eating snacks, fruits and drinking wine in a buffet, which was like attending a party of the rich!

"Is that guy gone?" Someone walked around and found Tang Jian's figure.

"It's better to be not here, otherwise I'll get angry when I see him!"

"Haha, that stupid person seems to have cramped his fingers. He probably pretended to be too pretentious. Now he is afraid of being joked, so he dare not show up!"

"Hand cramps? Haha, this is really satisfying!"

...

At this time, Tang Jian was resting in the room of this hotel. Although he did not attend the dinner, he ate lunch no worse than these authors. After all, these authors all eat food and drinks provided by the website, and he paid for all kinds of luxurious and luxurious food supplements!

Just now, there was a beautiful waiter who personally fed him lunch, which felt like a paradise on earth!

Thinking about it now, Tang Jian was not happy yet. It turns out that it is good to have money! He specifically ordered the most expensive ones, and the young lady felt sorry for his injured hands and fed him.

"I should have been exposed after doing this today, right?"

Tang Jian muttered, then opened the Longkong Forum and looked at it. He really found that someone posted a handsome photo of himself, which attracted the attention of many authors.

"Hey, I knew it would be like this!"

Tang Jian doesn't care. Instead of causing trouble behind his back, he will be exposed one day. It's better to be honest and confront others directly and be handsome and make the other person even more angry.

"Hey, someone actually helped me scold these things!" In the past, in this forum, any post related to me, basically except for the neutral melon-eating crowd, the rest were basically scolding themselves and criticizing their comments. As a result, there were actually many people standing by their side today and then scolding those who criticized themselves!

It will be even better if you show your face at this time!

Thinking about it, Tang Jian used his two thumbs to slowly typing on the keyboard, and then posted a post titled "I seem to see someone praise me for being handsome."

The content is naturally a cheap pussy, and there is nothing to say

"It is said that when I was born, my dad cried for a month and a half, and he didn't believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosome.

Later, in order to prove his innocence, my mother took her father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor looked at me and cried, wiping her nose and saying, "Go back, this is not your son, no one's. Humans can't give birth to such a handsome child...

At this time, a young nurse who was intern came over, then found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and spread the coiled hair all at once, murmured to me: I will keep my long hair for you, if I don’t marry you in this life, I will not cut my long hair, and the ancient Buddha of the clear lamp will comb my own boudoir...

When I was 15 years old, I didn’t dare to go to school. It’s not that I haven’t been to school. I didn’t dare to go to kindergarten after a long time. The teachers and principals of the kindergarten all went crazy. My face was so swollen that my little girl kissed me.

When the CCTV Focus Interview Program Team came to interview me, the beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the girl in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish.

The United Nations allocated a special fund to build a hiding place for me, located at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed the real purity, the blue sky was extremely close to me, and God was simply within reach.

Although it was pure, I was extremely bored. I stood at the peak and shouted loudly: I am not handsome!

Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky: No, you are lying!

Alas... When editing the content of this post, I was particularly envious of the male authors in this forum. If possible, I also hope to look as ugly as you, so that I won’t have so many worries!”

At the end, Tang Jian uploaded his handsome photos with melancholy faces, and finally clicked to post a post, quietly waiting for the pleasure of being sprayed...

"Momma, so many words are typing, your thumbs are almost cramped."

Tang Jian refreshed the post, and it was indeed incomparable to Weibo. If he posted on Weibo, many people would comment and grab the sofa in the past few seconds.

Tang Jian murmured to himself again: "The effect of this Chinese medicine is amazing! I have only applied it for an hour, and now my middle finger doesn't hurt much."

Two minutes later, many comments began to emerge in this post by Tang Jian!
Chapter completed!
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