During lunch, the students were still discussing the professors this morning in the cafeteria.{c

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“Boss poseidon, you are

Did Professor eo fall asleep in class..." Morey held back his smile and imitated Sato Ishikawa's tongue with a slight English: "poseidon, come, let's express your opinion."

Next to it

Lues cooperated with a smile, his eyes showing a blank expression: "Ah...i'm-so-so

yy, Professor, can you repeat the question?"

Yang Hai was a little embarrassed.

"I didn't mean it..." Yang Hai explained: "It's just that the class is really boring."

"That class is clearly called a basic game training class. Boss, you shouldn't go at all." ku

aze made a clear and neat comment: "You didn't choose this course anyway."

"I didn't choose... Uh, I'll see if I didn't choose. Is there anything to learn?" Yang Hai shrugged, just like ku

Aze said that he really shouldn't have gone. Yang Hai lowered his voice and complained: "I can't blame me for falling asleep - January, da

There are more and more things happening in k, and my energy is not limitless."

Lues held back his laughter and said, "I see

Professor eo is looking for abuse. You said so, but he even repeated the question and asked you to answer it. As a result, you still answered so wonderfully. How could you ask him to continue to talk in class?"

Yang Hai grinned and didn't say anything. In fact, although Sato Ishikawa ranked in the top ten in the world, he is definitely the number one figure in this game world, but Yang Hai looked left and right and really didn't see what he was better than himself to learn. He would also listen to other professors who didn't choose courses in the future. If he went to someone else's place and didn't go to his place, some boring media would definitely say some messy gossip.

"Forget it, don't mention this matter." When Yang Hai was eating in the cafeteria, he felt that other rookies seemed to look here from time to time. This feeling of being watched made him feel very uncomfortable.

“But I really like tig

Professor." Morey said excitedly: "Although I think the tiger is

The professor is so scary, but what do I do if I like him to be swollen?"

“tige

The professor's aura is so strong..."

Lues said sincerely: "So many big-name professional players think they are good babies in front of him, and there are stars in it.

The professor's aura overwhelmed everyone."

"It's normal." Yang Hai said with a smile: "He has the highest winning rate in the history of the game and the strongest IEC in this universe."

"I just don't know the tice

Will the professor's exam be difficult?"

aze tangled his fingers: "If you fail, it will be embarrassing."

"Don't be discouraged if you fail." Yang Hai shook his head: "I know him so well. He will definitely produce a test paper that he may not be able to answer completely correctly. There are only a few people in the world who can pass this paper. It would be terrible if Visconti came to do this paper, but can you say Visconti is not strong?"

"Oh... I don't know which club will choose me?" ku

aze sighed: "Boss poseidon and Bruce, you two must be in the first round, Morey must be better than me..."

"The ranking is not a sign of achievements." [Xiami Literature Yang Hai shook his head: "tige

It was not Tanhua back then, but now I look at it, I don’t know where the second and top scorers were from then on.*.

They ate and chatted, and after dinner, they went to the cafe to kill time. Then they went to class directly. The afternoon class was Godlike's game ideas. When Yang Hai and the other four arrived, the room was a little messy, and the students were talking in a low voice. Godlike sat in front, lowering his head and fiddling with his communicator.

Yang Hai and the others found a seat to sit down. He looked at the WGA chief professional player carefully. Every time he saw Godlike real person, Yang Hai would have a violent sense of funnyness due to strong visual conflicts. No matter how he looked, he could not imagine that this man who was known as the closest to God had such an ordinary face.

Godlike's face belongs to the truck driver, the salesman uncle in the supermarket, and a passerby A, B, C, D, Wu who passed by him on the road, but no matter how you look at it, it should not belong to a living legend in the game world. The former godlike was accused of destroying the glory of the Heavenly King era. Because as the leader of the entire game world in the acquired king era, godlike is also very powerful, but it does not have the temperament that makes everyone grit their teeth and chase them tightly and refuses to relax. He is not the kind of person who can become an absolute leader. Until Tony rises, people still blame Godlike, thinking that he should have been a god long ago. As a result, so many years have passed, and his biggest competitor in his life has caught up. But he has not yet improved...

But no matter how many accusations are, they cannot discredit Godlike. People accuse him, just because people have too high expectations for him. He has done too many amazing things. Viva should have the ability to turn the tables in any game, but just because he reversed Godlike once, Viva's game instantly became an eternal classic.

Rather than saying that Viva is too strong, it is better to say that Godlike is too great. So the thing that reverses Godlike makes people so amazed.

At this time, the legend of the game world is alive, WGA's greatest professional player is focusing on his communicator. It looks like there is no difference between him and an ordinary person.

When the class time was up, Godlike sighed. He put away the communicator and whispered: "There are ten minutes left to class... Well, but everyone is here."

The sound in the room disappeared immediately, the godlike sound was not loud, but it was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.

He showed a kind smile. This made him look more like the neighbor uncle.

Looking at the students sitting below, I laughed: "It's actually my first time to be a professor. Modern Manor also invited me in the past, but I only have this year I have been here **. In fact, many other professors come here for the same reason as me - uh, poseidon, please save face, don't fall asleep later."

The students burst into laughter, and Yang Hai waved his hands in a daze.

"Before class, I was reading the complete collection of unspeakable jokes. I was the website seriously.

"Hahaha..." the students laughed.

Everyone knows that the collection of slandering jokes has always been famous for satirizing professional players.

“woo--I’m not talking slander, I’m really one

ig-funs, I've been writing jokes since I was a kid." Godlike said seriously: "When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a crosstalk actor, the kind that goes up to tell jokes to people alone in a bar, just like George Simmons."

The students looked at each other and a marvelous voice sounded.

"Later, for some reasons, my dream changed. But I always like jokes." Godlike laughed: "You know. The complete collection of cold jokes has always been known for their heavy tastes, which is very much for my appetite. Let the heavy tastes cheer, let Xiaoqing die!"

The students burst into laughter.

Yang Hai clapped and said loudly: "Professor godlike, come one, come one! Come on an impromptu performance!"

"Improvisation?" Godlike blinked: "Okay, but poseidon classmate, if you are amused by me, you are not allowed to sleep in my class."

Everyone laughed again.

Yang Hai held back his laughter and nodded solemnly.

Godlike coughed a few times and changed into a solemn expression. For some reason, this expression appeared on the very ordinary face and suddenly felt a sense of stunning joy.

"It is said that there is a gay in every four men," Godlike said with a vigilant look on his face: "So, one of my buddies must have squinted his eyes: "I hope it's micheal, because he looks so cute~oh~ Smith."

The atmosphere was ignited in an instant, and Yang Hai couldn't help laughing. He said loudly: "hit-me!"

"The laugh point is right! 10!" Godlike shot Yang Hai. "When it comes to gay, I don't discriminate against them, really. Do you know, I never watch football, but there are so many fans around the world. Will man-city (Manchester City) and man-united (Manchester United) make people think wrong?"

——Another hilarious, Godlike struck while the iron was hot: "Okay okay. Let's not talk about gay anymore. A pure man like me exudes male charm all the time. No matter where he walks, it is the center of a woman's gaze. That year, in the bizarre city night, I met a bar girl who looked like Catherine. At that time, I was still a sexy bald man. The girl walked up to me, put her fingers into my mouth for me to suck, and rubbed her strong arm full of tattoos with her mm." Godlike put on a pose and said deeply: "She looked at me charmingly and told me that bald men were great in having-sex. I didn't know how to answer at that time," Godlike spread her hands and expressed her innocently: "I have no such experience - I have never been a bald man."

The taste is too heavy, and many people screamed and applauded, and the whole room is in a mess. Even the reporter who was recording videos on the side was almost out of control. He asked the video equipment to work on its own, and stood by and smiled for a while before talking.

"Okay OK, okay, let's not talk about gay anymore." Godlike said innocently, laughing again: "Hey hey hey, this time it's true, this time I really won't say it anymore! I'm not gay, I'm not gay, Lin Bo has said that he really hasn't manipulated the referee!"

The students laughed again.

"Let's change to a serious topic." Godlike waved his hand: "Ahem, about this racial discrimination, alas, this is really a very heavy topic. It's hard for me to imagine that this ugly behavior has been around for so long." Godlike showed a surprised expression: "Ah, have you heard of it? Indians call lunch beef a canned god."

The audience burst into laughter, and this taste is really too heavy.

"Sex, a famous vocalist at Royal Television, was fired for blatantly mocking professional players in Africa and the Middle East. An African game fan wrote to Royal Television to protest: I feel disgusted with the scum of racism in this world, but I am not surprised at all. Since the beginning of the slave trade, I have known that white people are stupid and cruel, all of them are a bunch of shit."

The taste is getting heavier...

"Okay OK, classmates, this is the last one, because class time is coming." Godlike curled his lips: "You all know that Japanese adult movies are very popular in Europe, so... the Japanese tsunami has occurred, and the average length of men around the world is growing rapidly!"

This racial discrimination joke is really bad. The classmates are already laughing so hard. Godlike resisted the pressure amidst the cheers of demanding another one after another and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, if we continue, we will not be able to attend class. Haha, thank you for your support for me. It seems that I will not starve to death after retirement."

Everyone laughed again.

"Let me have another one, and have another fresh joke to change your taste." Yang Hai said loudly.

"Uh, okay, but it's really the last one!" godlike said, "I have to think about it, Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, Alas, it's been heavy for many years, Xiaoqing, well, I thought of it, this is the freshest joke I've written, ahem - how do you know if Viva is playing today? You can see if the referee in today's game is a lifeguard and you will understand!"

Yang Hai thought he had laughed enough today, but this joke was the only one that hit the joke again. Godlike whispered: "Ok, ok, guys! I announced that the course on game thought has officially begun!"

Godlike blinked and wrote a few words on the writing board. As Godlike was written, the handwriting was displayed on the screen.

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"After accepting the invitation, I was thinking that in just one month, I have something to teach you and make you gain something." Godlike's expression became serious: "In the end, I chose this course. Well, although I failed the course of game thought in the Game College of Socrates University... But I really like this course, I mean it."
Chapter completed!