Chapter two
Deep in the quiet purple bamboo forest, the crying of the baby came faintly.
"That--baby! Hurry up!" King Nuo Tian's voice rang out in a hurry. Lin Bo heard it while he quickly handed over the prepared bottle. The bottle contained the best biological milk. In the words of King Nuo Tian: "My apprentice, can't let him eat those messy synthetic foods, right?"
But the baby just took a suck, then spit out the bottle and continued howling.
Although King Nuo is famous in the world and Lin Bo is not an mortal, neither of them has the experience of adopting babies, so they are stunned.
So King Nuo Tian picked up the book next to him - "Baby Encyclopedia".
Seeing King Nuo like this, a line of cold sweat dripped from Lin Bo's forehead.
"This... King of Heaven, why don't we invite a nanny?" Lin Bo struggled for a moment and said.
"No," said King Nuo Tian stubbornly, his rosy old face trembled a few times, "I don't believe that I can't raise this child."
The muscles on the corner of Lin Bo's mouth twitched and he thought to himself: "Child, it may not be a blessing if you fall into this guy's hands. It's so pitiful. I hope you can grow up smoothly."
"Ah!" King Nuo Tian shouted: "I know why the child is crying." King Nuo Tian held the baby in one hand and flipped the book with the other, "The book says that when a child is wet, he will also-"
Speaking of this, I suddenly stopped.
"...I'll go, I'll go change my diapers." Lin Bo said with a tough forehead.
"Well..." King Nuo Tian looked at the crying baby, sighed, and said, "Since I have decided to take care of this child...hehe, I'll go."
You go... King of Heaven, can you wash things?
Lin Bo despised him, but he didn't dare to say this, so he could only watch King Nuo carry the child into the bathroom.
After a while, a shout suddenly came from the bathroom: "Lin Bo! Lin Bo!"
Lin Bo felt nervous when he heard this and hurried over.
As a result, he saw the child naked and his face turned purple.
Of course, he also saw the tattoo on the child's chest, but now it was not the time to ask, he said nervously: "God, what's wrong?"
King Nuo Tian said embarrassedly: "That... I accidentally fell him in just now." King Nuo Tian pointed to the high-end toilet next to him, looked at Lin Bo's wide mouth, and immediately said: "But I took him back immediately. He just got his head knocked, um... I just soaked some water..."
King Nuo was gradually unable to speak in Lin Bo's incredible gaze.
"You hold the child, I will send the message to the hospital." Lin Bo was about to hand over the child, then suddenly shrank his hand, "That... forget it. This..." He added a sentence in his heart: "God has the virtue of good life, Amitabha."
"Ah, then hurry up." King Nuo said embarrassedly, watching Lin Bo running out of the room with his child in his arms.
Isn't it just to take care of the children?
King Nuo Tian snorted dissatisfiedly, took the book "Baby Encyclopedia" next to him, and started reading it carefully.
When Xiao Yanghai was full moon, Lin Bo asked: "God, should we ask this child for his job according to tradition?"
Asking for a job is indeed an ancient tradition. Put different things in front of a full-month baby. Which one can you choose, and you will engage in a related profession in the future. However, after hearing this, King Nuo waved his hand and said, "You are kidding. What else can I do besides being a professional player?"
Although Lin Bo felt that the King of Heaven did this a bit overbearing, if he thought about it carefully, if he didn't become a professional player, it would be a waste of money. Moreover, with such a background, if he went to work as a professional player, Yang Hai would definitely enjoy his lifetime of glory in the future, which is also a good thing.
So Lin Bo stopped talking.
In the purple bamboo forest, except for King Nuo Tian and Lin Bo, there is only Xiao Yang Hai. It is indeed quite troublesome to ask two older men to take care of a child. Fortunately, King Nuo Tian’s learning ability is amazing. After reading many series of books, he showed his talent as a top-notch dad, which also made Lin Bo much easier.
Lin Bo also suggested hiring a nanny, but King Nuo Tian said: "Women are prohibited from entering the purple bamboo forest. This thing about women is too unlucky and cannot do it."
"Then hire a male nanny?" Although he didn't understand King Nuo's idea, Lin Bo was already accustomed to King Nuo's attitude, so he changed his advice.
"No need." The king waved his hand, "It's good to tease my little apprentice every day. I am his master and should take care of him."
As he said that, he pinched Yang Hai's tender face very obscenely and laughed: "Little Yang Hai, do you know who is the most handsome man in the world? That is your master, me. Do you know who is the most powerful man in the world? That is your master, me. Do you know-"
Lin Bo couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply hid outside, and it was a pity that he could not see anything.
Although King Nuo Tian has such narcissism, Lin Bo still couldn't stand it when he saw him attacking a child.
Xiao Yanghai grew up little by little under Lin Bo's careful care of King Nuo Tian, and soon learned to climb. Xiao Yanghai could move by himself, so King Nuo Tian ordered Lin Bo to round all the things with edges and edges in the house so that he could not hurt his precious apprentice.
Xiao Yanghai is extremely lively and is not at all like other children who have to sleep for a long time every day, and crawl around in Zizhuju every day.
Gradually, Xiao Yanghai learned to shave his beard, and he became addicted, which forced him to shave off his beard.
When Yang Hai was 8 months old, the first time he spoke was about 4 months earlier than other children, which made Lin Bo and King Nuo feel very happy. Generally speaking, the earlier he spoke, the smarter the children are. In a sense, Yang Hai is also talented.
What made King Nuo Tian even happier was that the first time Yang Hai spoke was the word "Master". It probably had something to do with his perverted hugging Yang Hai every day and saying that the master is the most handsome and strongest.
King Nuo loves Yang Hai even more.
When he was 11 months old, Yang Hai was able to walk by himself.
At this time, a guest came to Zizhuju. He was a friend of King Nuo Tian and one of the best players in the game industry. His surname was a bit rare, with Yuan’s name Feng.
Yuan Feng was having tea and chatting with King Nuo in Zizhuju. King Nuo praised his little apprentice with Yuan Feng.
"Ah, so that's it. No wonder the person who couldn't see you during this period." Yuan Feng suddenly realized, "It turned out that he was enjoying family happiness here. But according to what you said, the child's origin is a bit strange. There are electronic satellites on the top of Taihang Mountain to monitor it. When you check the video, why didn't you find the person who put the child in front of your door?"
King Nuo Tian didn't mind much about this: "If you can't find it, you can't find it. Maybe this is God's arrangement."
Yuan Feng smiled and said, "You old guy, do you think you are the only one who has a new baby apprentice?"
"how?"
"Tell you, my daughter-in-law also gave birth to a granddaughter for me a few days ago." Yuan Feng laughed and said, "I named her Yuan Xiaoxi."
"Yuan Xiaoxi?" King Nuo blinked his eyes and suddenly burst into laughter.
"Old guy, why are you laughing at?" Yuan Feng said in surprise: "Is this name inappropriate?"
"Xiaoxi, Xiaoxi. The stream will eventually merge into the sea." King Nuotian said proudly, "My baby apprentice is called Yang Hai, and your granddaughter is called Xiaoxi. Wouldn't that mean?"
"Get out!" Yuan Feng cursed angrily: "How far is it? How far is it? If the two of them really succeed, I tell you, old guy, you will be a generation shorter than me."
"Aha, everyone is in contact with each other, there is no need to confuse it." King Nuo Tian said with a smile.
Yuan Feng was also a little moved. He knew the skills of this old guy. Although he had retired for a long time, he was still a king of heaven. Yang Hai was so favored by him and would not be a thing in the pool in the future.
"Do you want to be a kid?" Yuan Feng asked.
"Entering marriage..." King Nuo Tian blinked his eyes and smiled indifferently: "What are you doing when you get married?"
Yuan Feng remembered some of the past events of King Nuo Tian, laughed silently and said, "That's all." He also remembered King Nuo Tian's previous behavior and suddenly changed color and said, "I can warn you not to train your apprentice as you."
"Same as me?"
"It's as lustful as you." Yuan Feng said unkindly: "It's just lustful, but don't have the idea of hitting my granddaughter."
King Nuo opened his mouth wide and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I'm not lustful, I'm still very pure."
Yuan Feng had a dizzy expression, and Lin Bo couldn't stand it, so he went out to add tea to them.
King Nuo Tian picked up the little Yang Hai who was running around. Yang Hai giggled and ate on King Nuo Tian’s chin.
So close to this old pervert...
Chapter completed!