Little Mancini is a talent, and Valdy never denies this at any time, but this guy has excellent physical fitness and skills, but he does not have a smart brain. This is the place where people are worried.

The highest level of fake moves is that even he was deceived. Although Mancini's fake moves did not deceive him, he shook both players, including Vardy, and almost flashed Vardy's old waist.

The burst shot felt like a cannonball rushing towards the goal. Valdy was planning to wait for the pass, but found out that Mancini was going to shoot, so she could only rush forward with the help of a shooter's sense of smell.

But Vardy was gritting his teeth in his heart - you'd better hit the ball, otherwise you'd look good.

The reaction and explosive power of leading others made Vardy one step ahead of others when no one else could react. He even felt that the ball that he flew like a shell was almost the same speed, which was so terrifying.

Everyone was shocked by Mancini's shot. The fans of the whole world had already held their breath at that moment, and were fully focused on waiting for the result.

However, with a loud "clang" sound, it was like a heavy hammer, hammering everyone hard on the chest. The feeling of being hit hard made everyone unable to help but their eyes bulge out, and their faces were incredible.

Just now, Mancini, who was close to the goal, missed the goal. The ups and downs tests the fragile nerves.

But I never expected that the shot that was exactly the same as before was blocked by the door frame again. The whole process was like copying and pasting, with no difference at all, and it was as accurate as a slightest.

The sigh of "um-um--" suddenly sounded in the stands, accompanied by Little Mancini's already confused expression, which fully demonstrated the shock brought to everyone by these two shots.

Little Mancini felt that his worldview had collapsed, the entire stadium was shattering little by little, and turned into ruins in front of him, burying himself in it.

Let me die like this!

Don't bring so many people!

It’s not enough to have one foot on the door frame, so what’s wrong with good things?

Do you think I am Valdi?

However, just when Little Mancini was talking about Vardy in her heart, Vardy also successfully came into the camera.

When Mancini shot, Vardy had already rushed to the goal, and was one step ahead to prepare for a supplementary shot. Regardless of whether the ball entered or not, as a striker, he had to be prepared at all times.

Just as he ran into the small penalty area from the ribs, he heard a loud "clang" sound, and Vardy just realized that Mancini's shot was hitting the post.

Mancini Jr. hit the goal post?

I couldn't help but feel suspicious and then became excited.

Suspiciously, Vardy didn't know what evil was that Mancini was hit, so she actually hit the door frame in two minutes, and her hard work was inferior to her at all.

What was excited was that today the door frame was in a row with Little Mancini, so would you not have the energy to get involved with yourself and can do whatever you want?

I really don’t know if this is good or bad news!

Valdy actually felt absurd feeling of being abandoned by the doorpost.

However, before he could think more deeply, a sphere in front of him was constantly enlarging and enlarging until it obscured his entire line of sight.

It seems to be football?

This was the last moment when Vardy thoughts came to mind.

Then, the next moment, the ball hit Vardy's face hard, just like a sledgehammer hitting it, smashing Vardy's entire face flat, completely fitting and seamlessly connecting with the wall...

Fortunately, my nose is not fake!

Amid the exclamation of the fans of the audience, whether they were too scared or gloating, Valdy lay on his back and fell heavily on the turf in a large-font shape. If accompanied by melodious and desolate background music, it should be similar to the protagonist who was fucked by an enemy bullet in a large-scale war film.

Fortunately, Vardy was still awake. During the process of falling to the ground, Vardy had already figured out the whole story.

Mancini's shot hit the post again and then bounced back and hit his innocent face. This is the truth.

No matter what kind of hatred or grudges, Vardy thinks that according to the normal routine, this may be a sign before he scored a goal.

Something similar has happened before. Although it is very unlucky and painful, the ball bounced back from the goal post and rebounded from his face and will eventually rebound into the goal. This is called "Valdy's cheeky law".

I sat up in shock during the dying illness. Did I score another goal?

Before his teammates rushed over to see if Vardy was dead, Vardy sat up like a zombie and looked straight at the goal.

Did you score a goal?

The whole world seemed to be stunned, silent, only Valdy's eyes were still so bright.

His vision scanned the goal, which was not large in total, from top to bottom, from inside to outside for more than five laps. Vardy miserably discovered that there was no ball inside.

The damn goalkeeper didn't have a ball in his hand. From the analysis of time relativity, in such a short time when he lay down and got up, the ball should have just flew into the goal.

So, it means that you didn't score a goal?

Forget it, I'd better lie down for a while!

After the ball outside the bottom line not far from the goal, Vardy once again lay down to the ground, looking at the sky on the court with his eyes blankly. At that moment, he felt the stars in the sky cracking open and laughing at him!

Inter Milan players looked at each other, wondering whether Vardy was in trouble or not, while the Barcelona players next to them slapped and celebrated without any concealment. Vardy was in trouble, and they were even happier than scoring the goal.

The fans in the stands were also divided into two factions, one of which was so heartless that he laughed. Vardy had plastic surgery on the face by the ball, and now he was lying on the ground half-dead. Isn’t this funny?

The other part is that he thinks that Vardy is a bit too unlucky. Is this the power of the funny halo?

Anyway, they find it a bit incredible.

"I always feel that I shouldn't eat or drink anything when watching Valdi's ball, otherwise you will experience what it feels like to waste!"

"When the ball is stuffy, it should be similar to the effect of slapping the face on the bricks, right?"

"The culprit is Mancini, and it is estimated that this guy will be killed by Vardy in the future!"

"I thought Vardy was so happy that she was in trouble. I didn't expect that this funny guy would actually cheat the zombie, which scared me to death!"

......

The referee reacted for a long time before pointing his hand at the goal, awarding the Barcelona goal, and then running towards the midfield, he couldn't help laughing, and was captured by the camera.

Fans are very moved. Nowadays, even the referees have begun to be so unemployed and actually mocked the players on the court.

The team doctor entered the court without any use, and the teammates pulled Vardy up. Although Vardy wanted to continue lying on the ground to pretend to be a corpse, it was not the time for him to be willful.

If you are embarrassed, you must continue to move forward no matter how embarrassing you are.

However, today Inter Milan did get into the door frame again, and it was more than Vardy alone.

Mancini made two-legged goal post, and Vardy was shaded by the door frame again. Could it be that the door frame has become Inter Milan's biggest opponent, which is more threatening than Barcelona?

"If you weren't wearing your jersey, I really wouldn't recognize you as Jamie. Your face was so swollen!"

Ibrahimovic walked over and laughed even more exaggeratedly than Stephen Chow's exaggerated laughter. His upper body kept tilting back, making Valdy wonder if this guy would fold his waist!

After touching his face, Vardy really felt that his skin was swelling. If nothing unexpected happened, it should be swollen!

Why are you so unlucky?

I don't plan to be funny in the Champions League final!

Vardy couldn't help but murmur, feeling that his current miserable situation was definitely caused by the system.

Didn’t the funny system become a monk? I haven’t heard from him for a long time. Is it the one who is doing it behind the scenes?

He shouted in his heart for a long time in anger, but no one paid attention to him. It was probably the system was chanting scriptures in front of the Buddha statue, but Vardy received no reply anyway.

It doesn't seem to be a system either.

Should I be so unlucky?

This is the Champions League final!

Well, this doesn't matter. As long as you can win the championship, not to mention your face is swollen, even if your balls are swollen, I will admit it.

The game continued, and Barcelona started passing again in the backcourt. However, because Inter Milan's fast break had really created a threat, Barcelona performed more cautiously than before. They could occasionally pass the ball across the midfield, but now they are completely in the backcourt and have no desire to attack.

Vardy no longer knew what to say. While rubbing his chubby face because of the swollen face, he complained in his heart that according to Barcelona's style of play, if they didn't want to win, no one else could win them.

Inter Milan fans can't help but boo. Is Barcelona doing the team's pass training in the backcourt?

However, the booing still couldn't stop Barcelona's firm style of play. Under Xavi's leadership, the passing contact was very enjoyable.

Just as Barcelona kept passing the ball, the first half ended.

Vardy walked back to the locker room in disappointment, ignoring anyone along the way. He just wanted to find ice to apply to his face to relieve the swelling.

At this time, the commentator was interpreting the newly released first half statistics.

"The comparison of ball possession rates between the two teams in the first half was very terrifying. Barcelona actually completely crushed Inter Milan's 22% with 78%. This may be the most disparity in the possession rates ever in the Champions League final!"

"In terms of pass count, Barcelona is far ahead of Inter Milan's 228 passes with 502 passes!"

"If I just looked at the comparison of the two data, then no one would think that this was a close match. Perhaps the competition between professional teams and youth teams would have such a big gap!"

"However, this is a truly peak showdown, the stage of the Champions League final, which is incredible!"

"If you don't watch the game and just hear this data, you will definitely think that Inter Milan has collapsed by Barcelona, ​​otherwise the data will never be so bad."

"But the fact is that the two teams have the same score, and each scores one goal, at least there is no gap in terms of goals!"

"However, the really incredible thing is that Barcelona only had two shots in the first half, while Inter Milan had 7 shots. This is not counting the time when Vardy shot with his face!"

"In the first half, we saw the Inter Milan team with extremely sharp attacks, but Barcelona's performance was disappointing. Their passes made people sleepy, and they were even completely using ball control to kill time, without fighting spirit and no enterprising spirit!"

"After a lot of media have been praising Barcelona, ​​believing that their technical and tactical styles are the most advanced styles of play, representing the direction of football development, gorgeous and exciting!"

"When I saw this Barcelona team in the first half, they performed more conservatively than any team and had typical pragmatic characteristics!"

"This is definitely the most ironic thing in the history of world football!"
To be continued...