Norwich's nickname is Canary because there is a canary on the club's emblem.

However, their emblem does not only have canary, but also a little monster who doesn’t know what it is. Vardy is very strange. Why is their nickname not called Little Monster? It’s obvious that this sounds better and has more characteristics!

Unfortunately, it started to rain lightly on the day of the away game. Although there was a lot of rain in the Premier League, this was the first time Vardy encountered it.

After finishing the warm-up, Vardy sat on the bench and stared at Ottoman. Unfortunately, Ottoman was also a substitute today.

"Why do you feel that the venue is so slippery? Norwich's grandsons must have watered the lawn!" Ottoman said a little unhappy.

It's raining and watering the lawn?

Valdy felt that perhaps Norwich might have the idea of ​​dying with Everton.

You slide, I slide, everyone slide together!

Perhaps this is not a real game, but a game that is more handsome than who falls.

Anyway, for Norwich, being able to tie a team in the top three in the standings is equivalent to victory, even if they are playing at home.

But the problem is, Everton is not a pass-by-control team. Is it a bit too much for you to do this in vain?

According to statistics, Everton's average pass count is just over 350, and he has to count backwards in the Premier League. What's more interesting is that Norwich's average pass count is higher than Everton.

Vardy felt that Norwich was doing this as if he was cheating on them!

Sure enough, after 20 minutes of the game, Norwich did not organize a decent offense.

Of course, Everton is the same...

Thorny, slap......

This is the most sounds in the backcourt of the opening game.

You slipped to a fall, and if I don’t fall with you once, I’m embarrassed to say hello to you.

The players on both sides competed for beauty and tried hard to please the fans with various fall postures.

I can't give you wonderful games, but I can give you wonderful falls...

Seeing Gravesen slipping a shovel, he slipped out of the boundary line and slid all the way to the bench...

Vardy covered his eyes and couldn't stand it anymore. It was a terrible sight!

The eyes of Moyes looked at Moyes full of resentment. It would be great if I were on the court at this time.

You can fall fresh and refined, you can throw an ordinary fall off the platform with a diving difficulty coefficient of 8.2, and then you can hit the ground perfectly!

What a good funny material!

Unfortunately, Moyes completely ignored Vardy's longing eyes and still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Well, Valdy turned his head silently and began to find another way.

Since you can't be funny on the court, it's the same when you're off the court.

Well, let’s take a thug at the Ottoman!

He quietly squatted down and untied the shoelaces of his pair of sneakers, held them in his hand, and smiled "You're finished!" behind Ottoman.

The camera just happened to capture the scene where Vardy untied her shoelaces, but the commentator clearly misunderstood.

"We saw Vardy tidy up his sneakers. This is a signal that Moyes is going to make adjustments. He wants to send his strongest offensive weapon to defeat Norwich!"

If Everton could hear the passionate commentator's commentator, Vardy would roll his eyes and say to him - you're thinking too much!

"Would we make a bet, bet which of us two will play first!" Vardy said to Ottoman behind him.

In fact, he had no intention of making a bet, he said so just to attract and divert Ottoman's attention.

At the same time, he quietly walked around Ottoman's left hand with his shoelaces, then bypassed in front of him, took it back from his right hand, and tied a dead button through the chair without tightening it.

"If you don't bet, you won't be kind-hearted at first sight. The team's offense is not good, so the boss will definitely let you play!" Ottoman thought he could see through Vardy's trick at first sight.

But in fact, while he was talking, Vardy had already squatted down and tied his feet together with another shoelace.

Hey smiled and the task was done.

The rest depends on when the Ottoman will be discovered!

But I don’t know if this guy Ottoman has a trigeminal nerve reflex arc that makes Vardy look forward to it for a long time, but he has no reaction at all.

With your IQ, you probably can't even tell whether your wife cuckolds you! Valdy silently mourned Ottoman.

On the court, Cahill suddenly shot coldly, the ball flew out of the baseline against the post, and a burst of exclamations sounded at the Carlo Road Stadium.

The players on the Everton bench were also shocked and regretted the ball.

Ottoman was no exception, and he suddenly wanted to jump from the chair.

But my butt was just lifted less than ten centimeters-

Bang!

My butt bounced back!

I blinked innocently, and seemed to have no idea what was going on in front of me. Why did I fail to get up and return to my seat?

He looked down and saw the shoelaces in front of him!

My Snaps! Who tied me up?

Is this the legendary kidnapping?

Should I call home quickly and ask my wife to prepare the ransom?

I have to admit that this guy has a lot of brainstorms!

He pulled the shoelaces away vigorously, and Ottoman glanced around and found that the sneakers on Vardy's feet had no shoelaces.

No need to ask, this bastard must be the one who is doing it!

No wonder I was going to bet with myself just now, it turned out to attract my attention!

Give Vardy a vicious expression, stand up and give Vardy a good look!

But just as he took the first step, he knew that he was hit again!

The restraint on his feet made him fall forward without any hesitation. After a second, he lay on the ground in a very embarrassed manner, with mud and grass mixed on his face, so he was as embarrassed as he was.

"I said even if you are hungry, you don't have to lie on the ground and eat the lawn!" Vardy laughed at Ottoman heartlessly.

However, seeing Ottoman's face that seemed to be black, Vardy knew that he should run away...

Perhaps because Vardy is the hottest newcomer in the Premier League, he is sitting on the bench, and the camera frequently shows Vardy on the bench, and actually includes the entire process of Vardy tying Ottoman.

The commentator was almost happy, and the fans in front of the TV also watched with great anticipation to see how the plot would develop in the future.

When Ottoman got up but was bounced back to his seat by his shoelaces, countless people whispered.

As for Ottoman when he fell a dog and chewed his shit, fans had already started to observe silence for him.

If you make such a funny friend, you will be able to make your life short!

If you can survive to this day, perhaps it is already the Ottomans' life that is hard!

This funny guy doesn’t do anything ridiculous every day, do you think life is meaningless?

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I am afraid that book friends will not see it, so I put it in the main text. Please rest assured that there are more than 2,000 words in front!

Because Da Bu accidentally broke the situation, the book friends seemed to be about to riot, which is really shameful!

Don’t lie, Dabu really didn’t deliberately leave the context, so that everyone could not get up or down. It was written to 2,000 words and just the end. That’s the case!

Dabu has always been 2,000 words in a chapter, and he can only write it wherever he writes it, and he has no intention of making things difficult for everyone!

Of course, if Dabu was a book friend to read this book, he would probably curse...

Today, everyone condemned Dabu in the book friend group and educated Dabu very seriously. Therefore, Dabu decided to add an additional chapter to comfort the injured hearts of the book friend!

Here, I will promote the book friends group, 553129675, 553129675

There is a group leader with integrity and a group of book friends without integrity, which is very happy!

Book lovers who like this book can add it to discuss football and plot, and you can be cute!

OK, that's it!
Chapter completed!