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Chapter 662 C Luo's chest is bigger again

"I've been unhappy with Cristiano for a long time. Tomorrow we will join forces to clean up him?"

When he returned to the hotel in the evening, Rooney touched Valdi's room and told Valdi mysteriously.

This is normal. Three people dislike each other, which is a proof of their love. Usually, friendship between men will not be manifested as kissing me.

Vardy nodded deeply, thinking that Rooney's proposal was very good.

"Do you have any careful plans?" Vardy asked with interest.

"No!" Rooney answered very simply.

Vardy couldn't control the black thread on his face. You don't plan to say something about yarn?

"Or else you will rush over and hold him down when you are on the sidelines tomorrow. I will quickly shave him a bald head with a haircut?" Rooney scratched his head and said with a sudden whim.

Valdi was even speechless. You can’t be dissatisfied with all the people with hair in the world just because you are bald, right?

If Rooney really shaves Rooney's baldness, he probably cares about his hairstyle most, and he can fight Rooney with her most desperately.

"Or else you pry open his mouth and I'll pour mustard sauce into it?" Rooney became creative again and said to Valdi as if he was offering treasures.

It is said that people with little hair are smart, but why didn’t Vardy see this from Rooney?

It feels like his mind falls one by one with his hair, and never comes back

Forget it, with this guy, my IQ will be lowered. This is not an average, so it is better to stay away from him!

Vardy pushed Rooney out of the door and closed the door with a bang. At this time, Rooney's voice outside the door could still be heard.

"Or we can take his pants off."

After a night of speech, Vardy dreamed that he and his teammates had already stood on the European Cup podium and won the championship trophy. The whole world worshiped England, and the stadium was jubilant like an earthquake.

Then, Vardy woke up, confused, looking like reality and dream world were confused.

This dream is really exciting, and most importantly, Vardy has always dreamed very accurately.

As long as it is something that may happen in reality, then Vardy dreams and things will happen soon, and Vardy will never lie.

Of course, it is impossible to be completely out of reality. Vardy dreamed that he had ten times a night. He obviously didn't have the ability.

Does this mean that England can win the championship?

Very happy!

In the morning, Vardy hummed "Today is a good day". She couldn't stop eating. If you don't know, you must have thought Vardy scored twice with her girlfriend last night.

Although everyone doesn't know what he is singing, his arrogant look is so exciting.

Rooney came over and said to Valdi with a proud expression: "I thought of several more ideas last night, and I promised to make Ronaldo lose face. How about it? Let's do it with me!"

Rooney was obviously going further and further along the road, and Vardy was worried whether his ultimate goal was to destroy the earth.

Speaking of destroying the earth, Vardy thought of his younger brother Balotelli. Because of his outstanding performance at Inter Milan, Bass was successfully selected for the national team and participated in the European Cup with the team.

However, because he was too young, Plandley didn't trust Balotelli very much. He only played for a few minutes in the second group stage, and then until Spain was eliminated in the Italian Cup, and he was unable to play again. It can be said that he just came to the European Cup to play a bottle of soy sauce and then got out.

After Italy was eliminated, Balotelli called Valdei to comfort him, but Valdei was someone who could comfort others, and that was definitely not Vardi's style.

Of course, Balotelli was still dealt with by Vardy, and he forgot all the sad things, because Vardy promised that when the new season gathered, he would have a party and let him play casually

Vardy didn't know how Rooney planned to deal with Ronaldo, nor did he intend to participate, because he had more important tasks to complete.

Winning the monk showdown, do you want to have a real-person fight with Pepe?

This is obviously unrealistic.

Pepe was later called a monk, usually because he often used additional movements on the field, and he was not the kind of reckless man who just fists.

Therefore, this task is also a difficult problem.

Perhaps, the system means giving you more additional actions than Pepe?

Vardy is actually not good at rude and rough fouls. As a forward, if you are so violent, can you still expect your opponent's defender to show mercy to you?

But you have to have a standard for anyone. Facing Pepe, if you act like a gentleman, then he can turn you into a lady roughly

Therefore, Vardy actually had no psychological burden, just worried that the degree of the task was not enough to meet the task requirements.

Then adapt to the situation.

As for the task of defeating C Ronaldo, this is relatively clear and simple. Even without a systematic task, Vardy cannot be defeated by C Ronaldo. His goal is the champion. When he and C Ronaldo stand opposite each other, both friendship and passion will turn into infinite fighting spirit and soar into the sky.

When warming up in the stadium at night, Vardy felt that Rooney beside him was always eager to try the other half of the venue, like a bull in heat, digging a few times on the ground and then launching a charge signal.

Is this guy really planning to attack Ronaldo?

After thinking about it, Vardy still stopped Rooney. In the face of a big battle, it is better not to cause trouble easily.

Although the three of them know the life-and-death relationship between them, others don't know. If Rooney moves too hard and makes other Portugal players misunderstand, they can use the advantage of numbers to push Rooney down there in a minute, and rub all kinds of friction

In order to avoid such a tragedy, Vardy still held Rooney down and did not let him out to cause trouble.

It's like raising a dog. Even though you know that this guy is excited these days, you still let him go out of the wild. Maybe many female dogs in the community will suffer in the end!

Think about it, the screams of bitches echoed over the entire community, which were full of the screams of bitches, which were so harsh and sad that they could not be told.

After the warm-up, the players on both sides returned to the locker room. At this time, everyone had already obtained the rosters of both sides.

There has been no change in England, and the main lineup has been fixed long ago, unless in special circumstances, such as Joe Hart still replaced the injured James on the stage.

But what people unexpectedly saw the most obvious change in Portugal.

Neither Nunogomez nor Postiga were able to make it into the roster. Looking at the roster, Scolari actually helped Ronaldo to the center position.

Ronaldo's scoring ability has long been recognized by everyone. If Ronaldo cannot score goals, then there are not many forwards in the world football world who can score goals.

However, Ronaldo prefers to move on the wing, because this way he can get rid of the endless entanglement of the opponent's central defender and avoid close combat with his opponent. At the same time, there is more space on the wing for him to move freely, which is also the reason why he can be threatened.

Even though Ronaldo has successfully transformed into an all-round shooter and is proficient in heading, he has been in the penalty area and his advantage is almost gone.

Why did Scolari make such an arrangement?

Nunogomez and Postigga are useless, but is it really reasonable to use the team's biggest ace to fill the hole?

When I see the list of Portugal, I am afraid that most people have the same doubts as Vardy.

As for the real tactical effect, we can only wait until the game is clear.

When players on both sides appear in the player's passage, the atmosphere is not awkward.

Even if Portugal eliminated England in the World Cup, it was just an encounter after all and could not be considered a deep hatred.

Moreover, most of the stars in Portugal have played in or are now playing in the Premier League, and are very familiar with English players, which is even less hostile.

Ronaldo and Nani are at Manchester United, Carvalho and Ferreira are at Chelsea, Bosingwa and Deco have just completed their signing with Chelsea, and the six players on the court are all related to the Premier League.

Speaking of which, there are more Chelsea players in Portugal than in England, which is also a very funny scene.

The familiar players were already talking enthusiastically. Terry and Lampard, as Chelsea's chief and deputy captain, were joking with their teammates and newcomers, without any sign of a war coming.

Ronaldo came over and completed the chest-hitting ceremony with Vardy and Rooney. This was the way for men to say hello, but after hitting the chest, Vardy felt that Ronaldo's chest was bigger again

At this time, Rooney's eyes began to shine when he looked at Ronaldo, just as a hungry homeless man saw a large plate of fragrant roasted suckling pigs in front of him, saliva flowing.

C Luo was not sure, but he thought that he hadn't seen him for more than a month, and Rooney had missed him so much.

However, Vardy couldn't help but break up and said, "Yesterday Wayne instigated me to deal with you, for example, one person held you down, another person shaved you down, and then, for example, spread your mouth open and fucked it inside, he said this is your favorite!"

In fact, there was no need for Vardy to add fuel to the fire, Ronaldo jumped up and fought with Rooney. The two energetic guys were fist-fighting, and the beating was so exciting.

Seeing this scene, Vardy thought of two puppies who were equally energetic at home.

Perhaps because the two were quite disturbing, the monk Pepe rushed over and wanted to give Ronaldo a helping place.

But before he could run over, Nani was stopped.

"It's okay if you don't help, why don't you let me help!" Pepe couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at Nani.

"If a couple is making out and you disturb you, they may throw you all over your foot wash!" Nani spread her palms and explained to Pepe.

Pepe was stunned, "But they are not couples? What a mess!"

"Uh, it means the same. If you disturb their happy daily routine, they may not throw you all over your foot wash, but you must be prepared to drink foot wash water and your stomach explodes!"
Chapter completed!
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