Chapter 652 The Story of Aunt Towel
The whole world came to an abrupt end at that moment, and all eyes were gathered on the white objects falling from Rooney's shorts.
Everyone's eyes were wide open and even about to bulge. This scene probably never appeared on the green field and would never appear in the future.
Rooney didn't notice it at first, but she just felt something fell out of her pants. She was still thinking, what was inside her pants?
But when he realized that the people around him were dumbfounded as if they were looking at God, he turned around after realizing it.
Then, Rooney became petrified.
Oh my God!
What is that?
How did this fall out of my pants?
Rooney wanted to get into the cracks in the ground and bury himself.
The game was impossible to stop. The referee walked over and picked up the white object on the ground with a very disgusting expression. At this time, the close-up shot was hit, and everyone finally confirmed that this was the aunt's scarf.
It’s not unreasonable that the earth is boiling. Rooney’s shorts actually can fall out of his aunt’s scarves. This is as outrageous as the earth flies out of orbit and flies out of the solar system, but it really happens in front of him.
Even in women's football competition, I have never seen anyone dropping my aunt's scarf on the turf casually. The embarrassment is not a little bit awkward.
What's more, he is a male player, and he also uses an aunt's scarf?
As a world-class star, although there are all kinds of rumors about heavy tastes, no one expected that in a big scene like the European Cup, the fat man would have such a suffocating situation. This is not just a rumor, but a complete scandal.
"Aunt Rooney is here, and hemorrhage is endless. Otherwise, I think a strong man would not put on an aunt's scarf!"
"If Rooney said after the game he posted a band-aid, I wouldn't believe it!"
"The auntie's scarf is very clean and there is no blood on it. This is a very telling problem. Rooney and Vardy have been staying for a long time and have become funny. This auntie's scarf is clearly used by Rooney to keep warm!"
"Often people have such a strange thing, and I only have one idea, that is, I will be cheated by Vardy and wait for the truth!"
Everyone looked at Rooney with a smile, and they felt uncomfortable, and even had many contempts, which made Rooney feel the urge to hang herself immediately.
"I said this is not mine, do you believe it?" Rooney had a bitter face, as if he could cry at any time.
However, what responded to him was the referee rolling his eyes. He had seen everything on the court for so many years, but he had never seen his aunt's scarf dropping out of his shorts. Today, he was really eye-opening. This may become the most unforgettable game in his referee's career.
The referee walked out of the field with his aunt's scarf. He didn't want to let this thing stay in the sacred green field for a second.
Vardy had already rolled on the bench with laughter on the ground, and the English teammates were also laughing heartlessly. If they didn't know, they would definitely think they were enemies.
"Auntie's scarf you just stuffed into Wayne's shorts?" Ferdinand asked Valdy in a low voice while laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.
Vardy glanced at Ferdinand, but said nothing.
Give you a look and you can experience it yourself.
Ferdinand understood in seconds, and he also knew that even if Rooney was so weird, he would definitely not be able to do such a nonsense. He must have been plotted against by Vardy.
Of course, they were also accomplices just now.
The sound of cheering in the stands was so loud that it could even overturn Rooney. Even if Rooney's nerves were thick, she couldn't stand such embarrassment, and her face turned red like a monkey's butt.
He could already imagine that newspapers and public opinion would say this tomorrow, and he might be nailed to the pillar of shame in football.
He had already realized that this auntie scarf was stuffed in when Vardy and several other animals just now when he rubbed him, but unfortunately he didn't notice it at that time.
If Vardy was standing in front of him now, he would definitely put his aunt's scarf on Valdy's face and let this bastard experience the feeling of intimate contact with his aunt's scarf.
After a long time, the court did not calm down, but the game had to start over.
What is embarrassing is that every time Rooney gets the ball, he laughs all over the field.
Usually when a player gets the ball, if it is a home game, then cheers may sound. If it is a away game, it may be endless booing, which is normal.
But what's going on now? Listening to this sound, I don't know how many people laughed out loud.
Rooney is so embarrassed. Since becoming a professional player, he has never been so embarrassed on the court.
So much so that Rooney was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to step on his left leg or right leg first. Then he was careless and fell into a twist on the court without any physical contact.
Naturally, a bigger wave of laughter came. Rooney covered his face and lay on the ground unwilling to get up, so he just died!
Finally, the game ended.
England defeated Poland 2-0, won all three groups in the group stage, and advanced to the knockout round with his head held high.
But many years later, when everyone mentioned this game, they all remembered the white touch.
When the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game, Rooney, who had been pretending to be dead, suddenly burst out and rushed directly to the bench. The tiger's momentum was as if it was really going to eat people.
If Valdy noticed that Rooney rushed towards him, he would have escaped, and Rooney would not be able to escape him anyway.
But the problem is that Vardy really didn't notice it, and then he was pushed down on the bench by the furious Rooney and got a lot of old punches.
What the unscrupulous teammates like to do the most is to put down the wrong side. Seeing that Vardy was about to be ravaged, they had no intention of saving Vardy. Instead, they joined the ranks of rubbing Vardy. For a moment, the entire bench was full of Vardy screaming.
The reporters took this scene and recalled that Rooney fell out of his aunt's scarf on the court, it was obvious that the truth was already there.
It's just something funny Vardy did.
Vardy screamed and begged for mercy. He knew that he really wanted to get to know Monica when he went back this time and introduced him to Rooney again, otherwise Rooney would really fight him to the next time.
Heinx couldn't help but smile when he looked at the cheerful players. Such a team atmosphere was undoubtedly what he wanted the most.
There are so many big names in the English team, and it is very likely that there will be a phenomenon of forming cliques in the locker room, which will be in chaos and will not be easy to manage.
However, with a living treasure like Vardy, there is no need to worry about this problem. He has the charm to bring England into a whole.
Although Rooney was beating Valdy hard, their relationship was unbreakable.
Now Heinx is thinking about the future.
Beckham has reached the end of his career. If he maintains his form well, he can still participate in the 10-year World Cup, but after that, he will definitely fade out of the national team.
At that time, who would be the most suitable candidate for the captain of England?
If you don’t consider the qualifications, then Vardy will definitely be the best candidate.
Strong strength and able to adjust the atmosphere in the team well, this is the basic quality of an excellent captain.
Of course, it is a bit one-sided to consider this problem. With Vardy's funny attributes, if he really becomes the leader, then the entire Three Lions Army may become a funny concentration camp in the future. At that time, the world football world would probably be trembling under the terror rule of England.
Well, these things are still far away. I don’t know if I am still the coach of England at that time. Let’s talk about it then.
At the post-match press conference, all the matters related to the game were not the focus. Is there any suspense in England's victory over Poland?
Everyone is paying attention to the aunt scarf that Rooney fell off, which is definitely a news that shocked the football world.
Of course, Rooney couldn't attend the press conference, so it was too late to hide.
So the reporters all threw the problem to Heinx, which was also difficult for the old coach. At such an old age, it was not enough to worry about the team's affairs, but also to have a headache about a piece of aunt's scarf.
Of course, even if Heinx knew the truth, he wouldn't tell it. Rooney still wants to save face!
"I really don't know too much, but what I want to say is, isn't that a band-aid?"
The reporters are helpless when facing the old coach who is not in the process of being in trouble. They can’t even spread their mouths when they are on others, right?
But the facts are all there, and no one can deny this. They can make news at will, anyway, just attract attention.
When I returned to the hotel in the evening, I signed a series of unequal treaties at Vardy, such as holding three parties to apologize, finding ten young models to comfort the injured heart, and introducing Monica to him to know, etc. Finally, Rooney was relieved.
However, Vardy still admires Rooney's heart. If he dropped his aunt's scarf on the court, he would definitely withdraw from the football world from now on.
I really have no face to see someone again!
The next day, without exception, the aunt scarf became a sensitive word for all media. When non-fans opened the newspaper, they almost got blinded by the magnified aunt scarf on the front page.
When did newspapers have such heavy tastes and started to use auntie towels to increase sales?
With such doubts, everyone knew about Rooney's great deeds. Rooney further expanded his popularity because of this incident, and changed from a football superstar to a truly world-renowned figure. This is a blessing in disguise!
Of course, such a reputation is not very good. At least a normal man will not fall out of his aunt's scarf from his pants, and Rooney is also notorious.
Later, when Rooney came out of his autobiography, he focused on this well-known experience and revealed that he was tricked by Vardy at that time, and that he was actually very innocent.
However, later there was another statement in Vardy's autobiography. In the chapter on friendship, Vardy also told this story.
Chapter completed!