When he walked out of the police station, Vardy really wanted to kill Balotelli.

Fortunately, this guy didn't live in a chaotic world, otherwise he really didn't know how shocking things he could do.

But what Vardy couldn't stand was that Balotelli looked regretful, obviously feeling annoyed about not being able to successfully rob the prison.

Valdy really doubted that in front of the genuine funny Balotelli, there was something else he could guide him.

However, when the two were not paying attention, a paparazzi lay in the bushes and slapped at the two of them with an extremely excited expression.

Just after Valdy and Balotelli left, the paparazzi walked into the police station and bribed the police who had just handled the case. After learning the whole details, they were so excited that they exploded.

I found the treasure!

Do Valdy and Balotelli actually plan to rob prison?

The news was so explosive that it was easy to find a newspaper and sell it for tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands.

Vardy didn't know that the matter had been exposed, but she felt that she was too tired this day.

The things that made him feel even more tired were the next day because the matter had spread throughout the world through the media.

World footballer Vardy and the most popular superstar Balotelli actually discussed how to rob a woman's prison in a hotel?

This is also incredible.

As expected, no one can understand the funny world. When two funny people are combined together, the whole world cannot tolerate them, and the whole universe is their funny battlefield.

Now it’s a prison of robbery, so will the next step be for them to plan to rule the world?

The media said it well, even Balotelli's handwritten prison robbery plan was taken into photos and published in the newspaper, with solid evidence.

For a time, the women's prisons in the entire Italy were facing a great enemy. I was really afraid that one day Valdi took Balotelli to rob the prison.

The warden of the Women's Prison who Balotelli went to visit before, had already started sweating on his forehead after seeing the news.

Before the relationship, Balotelli's condolences came to check out the spot, obviously their goal was this prison.

No, you have to increase your security power as soon as possible. These two funny guys can definitely do anything.

What’s interesting is that after seeing the news, many prisoners in the prison expressed their hope that Vardy and Balotelli could add their prison to the prison robbery plan. For this reason, they didn’t mind contributing their chrysanthemums at all...

When I arrived at the training ground the next day, all my teammates were shocked by Vardy and Balotelli.

Who would plan to rob a prison?

With these two big names, Inter Milan may never have peace in the future.

"You go and rob the prison, so that after you are shot, I will almost be able to kick the main player!" Su Yazo joked with Vardy.

"I will attend your funeral, but I will forgive you for not being with you if you are robbing prison!" Ibrahimovic said this in a silent tone.

Looking at his teammates who teased him, Vardy was speechless.

Fortunately, Rooney is not here, otherwise this guy would have said to himself happily: "Before you robbing prison, please ask your girlfriend to take care of me!"

But Valdy wondered why his teammates thought this was his idea?

It is clearly Balotelli's weird idea!

Compared to Balotelli, my funny ancestor is just a fake guy!

.........

In the afternoon, new news broke out in the media about the prison robbery of Vardy and Balotelli.

It turned out that they were not really planning to rob the prison, but were planning a robbery party during dinner. As a result, the diners on the table mistakenly thought they were criminals, so they quickly called the police and were finally taken back to the police station to investigate. In fact, this was a misunderstanding.

Only then did everyone realize that it was not really a prison robbery!

I was a little suspicious before. No matter how you say that Vardy is also a world footballer, even if you are funny, you won’t do such a ridiculous thing.

However, Vardy and Balotelli were very creative and wanted to hold a prison-themed party. It was exciting to think about it.

Sure enough, we don’t understand the world of rich people.

Finally it was proven that Vardy was funny, at least he didn't dare to do the robbery.

Vardy was crying but not crying. Is this my fault?

If you know that Balotelli really has plans to go to prison, you will know that there is actually no limit to being funny!

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that after the media clarified, he became busy.

Many acquaintances kneeled down for Valdi, but they didn't expect that Valdi actually wanted to plan a prison-themed party. It turns out that everyone who has attended the Valdi party knows that Valdi's party will definitely make you worth the trip and have a great time.

And this time the theme has already climaxed after thinking about it, and you must not miss it.

So Vardy began to answer the phone constantly.

"The party is me!"

"I want an invitation!"

"I can't leave me behind, I can take two female stars!"

"Don't forget me, even if I want to wear women's clothes, it's okay!"

......

Vardy was so confused that he didn't want to have a party!

And it is impossible to do it now, because more than 100 people have called him to reserve a seat, and even the old-fashioned guy Moyes has expressed his thoughts on participating...

These people, plus several times the young models, can’t even fit in the venue!

Vardy is really going to collapse.

In the end, Mancini saved him and told Vardy seriously in front of the whole team that he could not hold a party, at least he could not do it during the season. If he wanted to do it, he would wait until the season ended.

Vardy was like an amnesty and wanted to offer his knees to Mancini.

The matter was noisy for several days and finally came to an end. Vardy breathed a sigh of relief. After all, it was not very pleasant to be forced to have a party every day.

......

In the 18th round of the league, Inter Milan played away against Siena, which was the first game after the winter break. The performance of this game seemed to herald the performance trend of their respective teams in the second half of the season.

When Inter Milan went out for the away game, they also brought their sedans on the training ground. It would be absolutely unambiguous to say that they could play in this way.

But the question is also here, whoever carries the sedan chair and who sits in the sedan chair?

It’s too uncomfortable to carry a sedan chair, and it’s even more uncomfortable to sit in a sedan chair. Anyway, it’s not a good thing.

In the end, Vardy thought of a solution. It was too tiring for four people to carry, so wouldn’t it be enough to replace it with eight-carrying sedan chair? The extra four people shared the pressure and said in minutes that there was no problem.

If you carry the sedan chair steadily, you won’t have to be afraid of sitting in the sedan chair, and the problem will be solved.

Finally, everyone discussed it. The starting player was 11 people, and the captain walked in the front. Even if the goalkeeper walked in the end, it would be fine. There were exactly nine people left, eight of them carried and one of them sat.

However, after confirming that sitting in a sedan will not be in danger of life, everyone started to compete for this cool job, and even veterans like Stankovic are not immune to the vulgarity.

Think about it, eight people carry themselves out, it’s so glorious!

In the end, Vardy grabbed this position. He had a very good reason. He was the lightest and it was easy for others to carry it. Of course, the main reason was that his martial arts value was too high and others could not beat him.

So things were decided so happily.

In the visiting team's locker room, Inter Milan players changed their jerseys and then walked out of the locker room with a sedan chair.

When the players lined up, the Siena players were stunned. When they saw two such thick sticks, they all thought Inter Milan players were here to fight!

And when the sedan is assembled, the referee is also confused. What is this?

There is no sedan in Italy. If you are smarter, you can still see how to use it, but if your brain circuit is not normal, then you might think of something!

The referee is a typical representative of this. After observing for a long time, he came to a certain conclusion.

This is actually a torture instrument!

Several people carried this thing, tied the prisoner to a chair, placed a large stone cone on the ground, lifted it up high, and then quickly fell down, allowing the prisoner to enjoy the pleasure of being pierced by the stone cone...

Otherwise, there would be a fire below, and several people carried the prisoners to the fire, roasted them in the air, and could turn around and roast the whole person by roasting the whole lamb...

The key question is, who does Inter want to tie to a chair?

Could it be yourself?

That's so scary!

In full view of everyone, Vardy sat on the chair, and then the other Inter Milan players rushed forward, lifted Vardy, and prepared to enter the court!

Only then did everyone realize that this thing is used!

It seems that African tribal chiefs are treated like this, and they are carried away by others.

Is Inter Milan planning to carry Vardy into the field?

The referee is really confused this time!

Everyone agreed that both sides lined up to enter the field and held a series of ceremonies before the game.

But does the Italian Football Association have regulations that can enter the venue in this way? I'm afraid there is no such regulations.

But the problem is that there is no regulation that clearly states that this way is not allowed to enter the venue!
To be continued...