Chapter 547 Come and eat bananas
Atlanta played very tenaciously in Meacha, and even if Vardy appeared, they did not admit defeat.
Inter Milan has a strong offensive, launching wave after wave of the most fierce offensives against Atlanta's defense, but it still feels that it is a little different from the goal.
Vardy felt that he was cursed again today. Not long after the second half, he had a wonderful inward cut-in shot blocked by the goal post, and he missed the goal;
But what is even more speechless is that just two minutes later, Vardy's heavy artillery shot outside the penalty area hit the post again, and passed the goal again.
He just wanted to ask if there is a list that specializes in stating goal posts. He can't guarantee that he will definitely be far ahead in this list.
Since he was not lucky, Vardy gave up the idea of continuing to try and began to move away from the goal a little, retreat more and catch the ball, attracting defense to create space for his teammates through breakthroughs.
It was so tired of running. Vardy felt that he hadn't sprinted back and forth like this for a long time. Even facing Juventus, he had never been so tired.
The physical energy consumption of the previous intensive games and the intense game in front of them, let alone Vardy, even the other main players on the court felt that they were willing but not enough.
Do you want to take a bottle of physical potion? Although there is not much inventory and it needs to be used on the blade, isn’t it now on the blade?
Just as Vardy was about to enter the system, the shouts of Mancini and the assistant coach suddenly came from the sidelines.
Vardy was confused and turned around and realized that the assistant coach was holding a bunch of bananas in his hand.
I instantly understood what it means. It turned out that the players were asked to eat bananas to supplement their physical fitness!
In the sports world, bananas are a very popular food to supplement physical fitness. Many athletes will supplement physical fitness by eating bananas before or during competitions.
The reason is actually very sufficient. Bananas are easy to digest, provide energy quickly, are nutritious, and most importantly, are easy to carry.
There is no need to clean or extra packaging. You can eat it by breaking it apart, and your physical fitness will increase rapidly after eating.
Otherwise, why are monkeys always so energetic?
Just because I have eaten too many bananas!
Bananas are still pure natural fruits, without any side effects, and you don’t have to worry about not being able to pass the urine test.
Of course, Vardy was skeptical about the recovery of physical fitness after eating bananas. He was so tired that he could lively immediately after eating a banana.
Brother Wei doesn’t have such a strong effect, right?
Of course, it's better than nothing. Anyway, he thinks that the psychological effect may be greater.
The assistant coach and several substitutes have started peeling bananas, then taken to the sidelines and handed them to the players on the court.
Inter Milan players took turns to eat bananas on the sidelines, and this scene was really funny.
Usually, feeding monkeys in zoos also has this effect.
Vardy really wanted to ask a few people who were raising bananas, did you guys be bored and pick your feet on the bench before?
Have you washed your hands?
It's not considered a cleanliness, but Vardy still doesn't want to try it, so he is willing to refuse.
I thought I could get away with it and then take a bottle of physical potion by myself, but I never expected that Balotelli, the funny guy, took a banana and sent it to Vardy.
While the whale was swallowing his banana, Balotelli ran towards Vardy. He was still very enlightened to be a younger brother.
But don’t forget that the younger brother who doesn’t want to be a big brother is not a good brother, and the funny guy who doesn’t want to prank the older brother is no longer called funny guy.
Seeing that Vardy was not paying attention to him, Balotelli smiled wickedly and sent the banana that he was going to give to Vardy into his mouth.
The fans in front of the TV did not know that the banana was prepared for Vardy, and they didn't care.
But unexpectedly, Balotelli didn't bite it at all, let alone swallow it. After putting the banana into his mouth, he rolled it around with his tongue, and then spit out again with silky-like saliva.
Then, Balotelli did the same thing and put the other end of the banana into his mouth and wrapped it around, only the middle part was not contaminated.
The fans in front of the TV were so disgusting that he was so disgusted by him. While looking for water to drink, he complained about how old he was, and he was eating and playing, which made people want to vomit.
But what happened next was even more terrifying. Balotelli actually handed the banana with saliva in his mouth several times, and handed it to Vardy.
That respectful look was like a waiter in a bar, and even more like an ancient maid who earnestly delivered food to the owner.
The attitude is commendable.
But the problem is, your thing is too disgusting, it is obvious that you want to kill Valdi!
Balotelli has a motive for committing crimes. Vardy is recognized as the number one funny guy in the world football world, and even the number one funny guy in the industry. As long as Vardy is killed, Balotelli, the rising star, can get on the top!
Well, he is indeed likely to be disgusting to death by Vardy!
Valdy really didn't see Balotelli's actions. At this time, he was staring at the banana that Balotelli sent to him in a daze.
He has to accept my brother's intentions, but the question is, why does this banana look so inconsistent?
The fans in the stands had already made irresistible booing and laughing, but they could see clearly that there was a virus on the banana!
Most fans shouted that Valdi would never eat it, but some naughty fans endured the disgust and told Valdi to eat it, so that he could not let Balotelli down.
Vardy didn't understand, just eating a banana, why did the fans react so much?
Do you all want to eat?
Otherwise, in the next home game, I would give each fan in the stands a banana, but it would be only tens of thousands of euros anyway.
It would be a bit weird when I think about the scene of all the fans in the stands slicing bananas together.
And I guess the visiting players are so nervous. If they caused public outrage because of something, tens of thousands of banana peels fell from the sky and smashed them down together, it would really explode!
But just as he was thinking, Vardy realized something was wrong.
Why does the banana handed over by Balotelli feel so moist, even crystal clear? Is this banana a work of art?
Looking up at Balotelli suspiciously, Valdy couldn't understand it.
At this time, perhaps because of disgust, or because he simply couldn't stand it, Cambiaso walked over and lay in Valdi's ear and gave Valdi an answer.
"The Banana was licked by Mario!"
After saying that, Cambiaso left!
Then Vardy looked at Balotelli with bad eyes.
He really didn't expect that Balotelli would dare to prank him. Have you forgotten the smell of snake grass water?
Or do you want to try again if my fist is not hard enough?
When Balotelli saw Vardy's bad gaze, he knew something was wrong. He hurriedly laughed with him. It doesn't matter if he was embarrassed, but he could fool the matter quickly.
However, Valdy didn't give him a chance to beg for mercy. She snatched the banana from Balotelli's hand, then snatched it into Balotelli's mouth and pushed it hard.
A banana is very big. Even though Balotelli's mouth is not small, he can't hold it. It is stuck near his throat, and it cannot be up or down, and it is very uncomfortable.
"I'll buy a car of bananas when I go back and let you eat enough!" Vardy said a word before turning around and leaving. After all, it was during the game, and Vardy couldn't be too direct.
After finally swallowing the banana, Balotelli's entire face had turned into a bitter melon color.
A car of bananas. According to Vardy's terribleness, if he didn't finish this car of bananas, Vardy would never let him go.
Oh my God, what did you do?
Why did you want to trick Valdi when your head suddenly fucks?
What is the difference between this and suicide?
The fans in front of the TV Coke are broken, and the funny Balotelli and the funny Vardy are starting to make trouble again on the court. What a happy daily life!
"With Vardy's urinary nature, it is estimated that Balotelli will not live for a few days!"
"I really want to see what it would look like if Vardy ate that banana."
"I guess I'm going to be poisoned!"
"Sit down and see how Vardy dealt with Balotelli behind him. This is a direct duel between two funny guys!"
"Vardy actually stuffed the banana into Balotelli's mouth? Unhappy, can he just plug it in another hole?"
......
After a quarrel, Inter Milan players also replenished their physical fitness and continued to attack Atlanta.
Vardy didn't eat bananas and secretly put on a bottle of physical potion. He must not hesitate at critical moments.
Atlanta is still guarding hard, and as time goes by, it is getting closer and closer to the end of the game.
Inter Milan's playing style began to become more simple and crude, and even Vardy was inevitably impatient. The pace was so fast that people didn't dare to go to the bathroom, for fear of missing any wonderful scenes.
In the end, Inter Milan simply launched a high-altitude bombing, and Matrazi stood in the front and became a center.
If it is replaced by other teams' final attack, then high-altitude bombing is just a chance, and it is hard to say that it will have direct effects.
But with Valdi, everything will be different.
Valdy seemed to be born for bombing tactics.
Of course, it was not to let Vardy charge and fight with each other in close combat, which was not his strength.
Whether it is a fatal corner kick or a grenade throw, Vardy can turn an opportunity that is not an opportunity into a fatal threat.
In the 82nd minute of the scene, Vardy took the corner kick, and Matrazi grabbed the first point, but he pushed it too straight and was lifted by the Atlanta goalkeeper;
Inter Milan continued corner kicks. This time, Vardy accurately found Balotelli who was ambushing the back point. Then, Ba Shen once again proved that he was world-class below his neck, his head was abnormal, and his head was not normal, and he almost pushed the ball to the corner flag area...
Well, with such heading ability, Vardy's corner kicking skills cannot save him.
The corner kick didn't work, it doesn't matter. Vardy also has an outbound ball that can be used as a corner kick, and the shells are thrown into the Atlanta penalty area without any money.
Matrazi was in pain and happy.
The happiness is because he scored a goal and helped the team equalize the score;
The pain is because the header is too much, and the headache is...
Chapter completed!