Chapter 433 Who Said I'm Not Big?
A battle of the century ended in a gorgeous way, and it felt like Vardy threw a nuclear bomb at Villa, ending it all.
Perhaps many people say that Vera took it upon herself, but more people still think that Valdi's revenge is too bloody. Of course, all this may not be Vardy's original intention, it is all caused by funny halo.
Manchester United fans were quite disappointed. They originally thought that Manchester United could score double-digit scores in this game, but they didn't expect that the opponent's players chose to commit suicide to preserve the festival.
It was like a habitual criminal dragging a beauty into the woods, taking off her pants and preparing to have fun, but she didn't expect that the beauty would rather die than surrender and hit her head to death.
Look at the body of the beauty and then look at the things that have become soft. Don’t mention how uncomfortable it is!
Perhaps Villa's opponent in the next game should be thanked by Manchester United and Valdy. Now it seems that the eight main players are unable to play, and even their head coach is lying in the hospital.
This game will be remembered by history as a classic battle, and it should be regarded as Vardy's true battle to establish his authority!
After winning this game, Manchester United continued to lead the Premier League standings, and Vardy expanded his lead in the scorer list with the hat trick in this game.
In fact, before this game, Vardy was already considered to be in jeopardy of the Premier League Golden Boot.
Throughout December, Vardy scored only one goal in six matches at Manchester United.
Against Mibor and Manchester City, Vardy did not score any goals, only assists;
Vardy was suspended from red card against West Ham United and did not play;
After returning, Vardy scored a goal against Villa, which was his only goal in December;
Then he was plotted by his opponent in the game against Villa, suspended for three games, and December passed...
The 18-goal data in 22 games is still dazzling, but if you only consider Vardy's performance in December, it is really a question whether Vardy can withstand the pursuit of super shooters such as Henry.
However, in this game, Vardy returned strongly, and while killing Villa, he used a hat trick to add three goals to his goal, once again widening the distance between other shooters and him.
Henry and Rooney scored 16 goals, Drogba had 15, while Vardy had already scored 21 goals.
If we follow the data from previous years, perhaps Vardy scored another 4 or 5 goals and the Golden Boot would be completely won.
As soon as Vardy scored, the fans of Arsenal and Henry were unhappy and began to pick things up with their noses and eyes.
What is their argument?
Vardy scored goals on the underdog!
Villa no longer resisted. The players on the court ended one after another, and in the end, the game was even terminated early because the number of players was not enough. Is it interesting that you scored goals in such a game?
Strictly speaking, Valdi scored a hat-trick against Villa in this game, and he really scored a goal. After all, his opponent is so powerful. As long as he scored more than two goals in a weak team, he would be suspected of scoring a goal.
But the problem is, the theory of the Gunners and Henry fans is untenable!
Although Vardy performed a hat trick, it was not a hat trick that was completed when there were only seven people left on the opponent's field, but a hat trick that was completed when the opponent's lineup was basically kept intact in the first half.
Moreover, Vardy also created a penalty kick, but he didn't even give it to Rooney, which was not even involved in scoring the goal.
But they don’t care about these obvious facts. As long as they think Vardy scores a goal, as long as public opinion can suppress Vardy, then Vardy can’t get rid of it.
Arsenal fans are happy, their results are not as good as Manchester United, and Henry's goals are not as good as Vardy. It seems that only by jumping around like this can you find your own sense of existence.
For this, Vardy was too lazy to even bother with these trolls.
You can say whatever you want!
Anyway, no matter how much you criticize, it will not change the fact that you can’t win the championship;
Anyway, no matter how much you spray, it will not change the fact that Henry scored worse than mine;
Anyway, no matter how much you criticize, it will not change the fact that you can only compete for the fourth place in the future;
I'm not too scared to attack you, I'm really afraid that you can't bear it after knowing the truth!
Na Si is quite miserable!
However, Vardy is unwilling to sprinkle salt on people's wounds, but it does not mean that his good friends also have good personalities.
"Don't bother whether Vardy scores or not, it has a dime relationship with you. Obviously, Henry is not the same striker as Vardy now. Is this comparable?"
"It's like you eat the cheapest pizza burgers every day, but talk a lot about yachts and bunny girls. Does this have something to do with you?"
"If you don't agree, see you next game!"
Rooney's words made Arsenal fans furious. If Rooney appeared on the road to North London, it would definitely be the result of a death to the streets.
However, Rooney said something right. If you don’t agree, then see you on the court.
In the next round of the Premier League, one of them is Manchester United's away challenge to Arsenal. Arsenal can teach Manchester United a lesson, Valdy a lesson, and Rooney who speaks wildly in the game.
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Rooney successfully aroused hatred, which made Gunners fans excited, but he ignored them.
It’s not that Rooney is cowardly, but that Rooney is busy now and has no time to fight a verbal battle.
On the day of the battle with Arsenal, it was Vardy's 20th birthday. Rooney and others were studying how to celebrate Vardy's birthday.
The 20th birthday is definitely an unusual birthday and is very important. This day may mark your evolution from an ignorant teenager to a funny young man.
According to Vardy's plan, he wanted to hold a birthday party and invite his teammates and friends to participate, but the schedule has been too intensive recently and he has no energy to do this.
Rooney was disappointed, and Ronaldo was disappointed because their idea of having fun at the party failed.
But they can't let Vardy go like this. Now when they think about them being so spoofed by Vardy in the island country, they can't eat.
Finally, the two customized an oversized cake, pushed into the locker room, and had a lively cake battle.
It was so fun that a group of people even wanted to use cakes to mummify Vardy. If Vardy hadn't begged, they would have really sent him to the Egyptian pyramids.
"I'm having my birthday, don't you want to satisfy my wish?" Vardy, whose face was covered with cake and only his eyes and nose, said pitifully to Rooney and Ronaldo.
Rooney and Ronaldo suddenly shuddered. In other words, wouldn’t that be equivalent to agreeing to Valdi’s request?
"Don't worry, this time it's definitely not that disgusting, and I will do it with you this time. In fact, even if you want, I may not be willing to take you, because this matter requires people with large or large tools. As for you..." Vardy glanced at Rooney and Ronaldo's lower bodies with malicious intentions, with bad intentions in his eyes.
Rooney and Ronaldo exploded in an instant!
Who said I don't have a big weapon?
Who said my equipment is not thick?
This is the dignity of a man, and you must never admit defeat.
Even if the reality may not be so grand, you should still pretend to be very proud.
Even if they knew that this might be a pit dug by Vardy, they would jump into it without hesitation for the sake of manly dignity.
"Since you have a birthday, I will definitely satisfy your wish. My conditions are very suitable. As for Wayne, forget it..." Ronaldo nodded quickly and happily expressed his acceptance, and then couldn't help but bury Rooney.
Rooney didn't speak much. He wanted to believe in speaking with fists and directly told Ronaldo with cruel facts that sometimes it's not a good thing to jump too much.
In the end, both of them agreed to satisfy Valdi's wish, which was actually the requirement. Of course, no matter what they did, Valdi had to accompany them to do it.
"You guys are ready. After the game against Arsenal is over, we will go and execute it!"
Vardy was very happy. If it weren't for the excuse of celebrating his birthday, it would be difficult for these two good friends to take action!
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The match between Manchester United and Arsenal was hot. For the two teams who are determined to win the championship, this game is definitely a six-point match.
However, if Arsenal's current results are about winning the championship, basically no one believes that Arsenal has been left behind by 13 points shortly after the league, and this is definitely not a performance that a championship-competing team should have.
Of course, this does not prevent some Arsenal fans from continuing to dream of winning the championship. Anyway, dreaming is the most cost-effective thing in the world.
Although he didn't care much about the attacks of Arsenal fans on him, Vardy still couldn't help but want to prove that he was not only able to score goals, at least in terms of goal ability, he was completely better than Henry.
So, before the game, Vardy wore a headband that had been long before, which was the one that enhanced his heading ability.
With the penalty area, the point-grabbing feature of the Fox, his deterrence in the penalty area has long been no match for him, but when it comes to heading, he is completely unable to make any move.
If you can't get stuck in the position and can't even jump up, then no matter how strong your heading ability is, it will be useless!
So Vardy basically never brought this headband, unless he still wanted to go into the shocking penalty area and headed the ball and shot!
However, this game is completely different. Arsenal defender is not capable of defending high-altitude balls!
Among the Gunners' two black and hard main central defenders, Galas is 183cm tall, and Big Toure is even worse, only 1.78 meters. Compared with his younger brother Yaya Toure, he is simply a slut. It can be imagined that when they were young, their mother must have loved her younger son very much, and she gave her everything to her younger son for her to eat...
No wonder many children nowadays don’t let their mothers have a second child. The Toure brothers’ family is a typical tragedy!
If Rooney can take Galas away, Vardy just needs to fight against Toure.
Although Big Toure's height has been concentrated into muscles and his body is full of strength, his height is a flaw. Even if he can withstand or get stuck, he can still give Vardy a chance to jump. I don't want those defenders who are 1.9 meters tall, even if they don't jump much, Vardy can't reach...
Chapter completed!