After Vardy received the honorary title of World Footballer, he felt a little drifted.

I am the World Footballer!

If you don’t show off like this, will it be a disadvantage to your funny name?

As usual, after receiving major awards, players will bring the trophy to the stadium in the first home game to show the fans and accept the fans' congratulations and cheers.

But the problem is that Manchester United played away in this game.

Otherwise, you will take the trophy to Villa Park Stadium and show it to Aston Villa fans?

Although I may not know how I died, I probably died miserably!

Forget it, being funny doesn’t mean being a dying person, so be honest!

But what should I do if I feel that I can’t vent my energy?

Navira, I'm sorry for you, please don't resist, let me vent my heart as much as possible?

Don't worry, I'll give you money by lifting my pants!

......

Villa Park Stadium, in the 19th round of the Premier League, Manchester United challenged Aston Villa away.

At the beginning of the game, Villa, who played at home, was like he was injecting blood, and screamed and rushed towards Manchester United's position.

Manchester United lost to West Ham United in the last game, and Villa's strength may not be worse than the Hammers. The Hammers can defeat Manchester United, why can't Villa?

Perhaps with such naive thoughts, Villa coach plans to give Manchester United a warning first, even if he doesn't score a goal, let Manchester United see whose territory this is!

Oh! It's quite energetic!

When Vardy saw his opponent so ignorant, he suddenly became interested!

In front of me, the world footballer, do you dare to resist?

If I don’t score one of your goals, you won’t know that I am the World Footballer!

You guys shout, the louder I scream, the happier I am!

Vardy completely released all his desires, and the small universe exploded, and the entire court was discolored.

Manchester United without Vardy is a first-class team, while Manchester United with Vardy is a super-strong team. This is the difference between Manchester United in this game and the previous game.

Vardy was like a hair-loving bull, running without hesitation to sprint and run, causing Villa's midfield to be scattered. Without much preparation, Villa was suddenly panicked!

As it turns out, not everyone has the same tricks as a bullfighter. When they encounter a bull with red eyes, their first reaction is usually to run away with their balls.

Villa's players are in similar situations now. Wherever Vardy goes, it's like a mess, and the Japanese enter the village.

Of course, Vardy generally does not cruelly follow the three-light policy. If you take the initiative to seize the gun, I will not kill you!

Soon, under the unreasonable and barbaric collision of Vardy, Villa's midfield defense was revealed and gradually suppressed by Manchester United. Slowly, Manchester United began to create murderous intent again and again.

In the 13th minute of the first half, Vardy midfielder used the collision to scare the opponent's voluntary mistake and then dribbled the ball and directly rushed to Villa's penalty area. There was no need for any outrageous moves. As long as you find a gap, Vardy can ensure that he can throw away the opponent's defensive player with just speed.

Finally, after dribbling the ball to the front of the penalty area, Vardy concentrated all his strength on his right foot and shot hard and smashed it out.

Break it for me!

Vardy felt really happy when he swung this kick!

Before, I had no place to vent my energy, and I felt that my kidneys were almost blown up.

This time, I finally found the outlet of the catharsis. The fierce flood surging away. The ball seemed to erupt at the speed of light, and even a brief vacuum phenomenon appeared after the trajectory.

Use classical mechanics to explain...well, maybe not...

Before the ball reached the goal in the blink of an eye, Villa goalkeeper had just foreseen that Valdi would choose to shoot a shot, but facing this shot, Villa goalkeeper felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

Where is the ball? It's so damn fast, I can't see clearly at all!

Just when Villa's goalkeeper was deeply doubting whether he was suitable to be a goalkeeper, the screams of fans from all over the court resounded on the court again!

With horror in the exclamation, Vardy's shot seemed to have taken away everyone's strength and courage. This is called the absolute devastating blow brought by the shot.

But at this moment, a loud noise came from the sky, and the subsequent buzzing sound seemed to cause tinnitus.

Bang!

Buzz — Buzz — Buzz

Puff————————

The moment the ball hits the crossbar, it looks like a sledgehammer hitting everyone's chest, causing the feeling of depression that makes people unable to breathe.

The ball bounced back into the field, and the players on both sides woke up as if they were dreaming, and they both wanted to compete for the second landing point.

But why is the trajectory of this ball so weird?

He was actually trampling around in a way that could not be described in words?

Are you as floating like Vardy?

Only when the ball landed will everyone see clearly!

It’s really not a question about Piqiu, because Piqiu couldn’t stand the humiliation of Vardy and committed suicide!

Seeing the outer skin ruptured and the inner liner broke open, and the ball was pounced on the ground in an extremely tragic state. OK, let's call it the ball for now, everyone looked at each other, feeling worried.

What kind of hatred or grudge?

How powerful does this take to blow up the ball?

Normally, before the game, the staff must check the balls used in the game, and the quality of the balls used in the game is absolutely acceptable.

But with Vardy's kick, the post was almost unscathed, and the ball exploded directly. Are you equipped with a rocket thruster?

Popeye's biceps swelled like breast augmentation surgery when he took spinach. What did you eat? Why are your legs so strong?

Several Villa defenders quietly wiped their sweat while rejoicing in their hearts. Fortunately, they did not recklessly just now to block Valdi's shot. Judging from the strength of this shot, even the ball could explode, they were slapped in their faces and slapped them into cucumbers.

The referee walked over in disbelief and squatted on the ground and observed the ball for a full minute, as if he was silently observing the ball to protect his reputation.

The fans in front of the TV were almost crazy, and this scene was too exciting.

"Vardy is about to catch up with the self-propelled artillery. If this artillery hits anyone, you can report it directly to God!"

"Whoever dares to come over to block Vardy's shot in the future must first think about which teammate of his girlfriend will be captured by him after he dies!"

"This is a killing of two birds with one stone. It not only taught the goal post, but also cleaned up the ball. The two major obstacles that hindered Vardy's goal were all taken down by Vardy! The referee should be careful, you are still jumping around now!"

"Don't worry about Vardy falling. Look at Vardy's energy, there is no place to vent, and she is almost like a monster!"

......

The fourth official changed the football with a "ghostly" expression, and the game finally started again.

At this time, the sequelae brought by Vardy's shot began to spread in the hearts of Villa players.

Do they still try to provoke Vardy, who is as fierce as a monster?

The ball can’t stand the humiliation and can sacrifice its life for justice, but they can’t do it.

Who is willing to die if you can live, even if you live like a dog?

So, "Vera" became "weed", and they really couldn't stand it.

But the question is, what should I do if Vardy still has the energy to have no place to scatter?

I'm sorry, I won't hold it in any case!

So next, Vardy directly turned into a turret and blasted out like a shell for no money!

The Villa players didn't dare to block them at all. Even if they died, they were considered martyrs and were given various subsidies, they could not do this job!

In the 22nd minute, Vardy shot and flew out of the baseline with a burst shot from the front of the penalty area;

Villa's goalkeeper stood in front of the door with a sad face. He felt like a death row prisoner on the death penalty field, waiting for Valdi, the executioner, to smash himself with one shot at any time.

Looking at the Villa defenders with infinite resentment, the goalkeeper's meaning is very clear. Can you defend a little, even if you act like this!

However, the defenders shook their heads firmly. Although they didn't say anything, their meaning was obvious - don't worry, we will take good care of your wife...

Uh, his wife is so beautiful, she will drool when she thinks about it...

In the 24th minute, it was Valdi again, with the same posture and angle, but this time the unlucky guy appeared. A Villa defender didn't even dodge, and directly knelt on his leg in the back of his knee!

The alarm sounded from an ambulance at the Villa Park Stadium, and it felt like the tragedy on earth had begun to take place!

Looking at the defender Villa who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, Vardy felt that this guy should be very grateful.

His feet are definitely better than Liverpool defender Riser. Fortunately, he hit the back of a bent knee. If he hits the bone directly, he probably won't be able to escape the fracture. Even if it is not comminuted, it will definitely be "click".

The injured Villa defender was carried onto a stretcher, and all Villa players looked at Valdi with fear.

This is not funny!

He is clearly the great devil?

There are many players who play very dirty football in the Premier League. They often use small actions to foul people in places where the referee cannot see them. They even deliberately foul the opponent and then pretend to be innocent to win sympathy.

As long as you pay attention to such a player, there is no big problem, and if he commits a serious foul, he will be condemned by public opinion.
To be continued...