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Chapter 299 We Don't Sell Elephants

As the Trident was taken to the police station for investigation, a little joke turned into a big farce.

In my previous life, if I received similar text messages in China, I am afraid everyone would laugh it off.

But this is England, and everyone has been accustomed to the police. In addition, Valdy did not hide any technical aspects at all, so she was arrested and Rooney directly.

As it turned out, this was a misunderstanding. Vardy and Rooney used fraudulent methods to make Ronaldo happy, but they didn't expect to tease them all into the police station.

The news was immediately posted to the media by gossip reporters. After Fanny and Ronaldo fought hard in the training ground, Manchester United played new tricks.

Looking at the three guys with their heads hanging in front of them in the office, Ferguson was about to explode. If he were ten years younger, he would definitely kick him with big feet to give them a long memory!

Sometimes Ferguson really doubts whether it is right or wrong to get all the tridents to Manchester United.

They are all very young and have potential, and they are definitely top superstars in the future. With them in Manchester United's offensive line, they will be worry-free in the next ten years.

But the problem is, these three guys are not worry-free, they can cause trouble!

Rooney is a scandal and prostitute. I don’t know how many times it is. Ronaldo is so slutty and romantic. As for Vardy, this guy is the biggest funny guy in the world football world!

The three guys got together and went to the house to uncover the tiles in minutes.

Look, this time I was having a big time, and I actually went to the police station!

Looking at Ferguson who was furious, Vardy was actually very nervous now. He felt that he was a little unscrupulous after he was reborn.

In fact, he shouldn't use fraud-like means to make fun of Ronaldo.

Things in previous life caused a lot of controversy, and finally both players became victims. Such an example is right in front of Vardy!

Why was Benzema excluded from the national team at his peak? Isn’t it because of the “video tape blackmail case”?

Valdy didn't know whether Benzema was innocent or not, but the end result was that the two were ruined and both were removed from the national team.

Two good friends just kept talking about each other in life and death.

Can you say that Benzema did it on purpose?

not necessarily!

But that's the result!

If Ronaldo misunderstood because of this and really thinks he is trying to deceive him, then he will be unjustly killed!

The three of them were released after Ferguson scolded him as ostrich. Along the way, the three of them looked listless, but as soon as they walked out of Ferguson's sphere of influence, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and laughed at each other.

After laughing, Vardy asked Ronaldo: "Aren't you afraid that we really want to cheat you?"

Rooney also looked at Ronaldo curiously, wanting to hear how he answered.

C Luo shrugged, looking inexplicably, "You two are making more money than me, is it useful to cheat me?"

Well, Vardy and Rooney were speechless.

Indeed, Ronaldo is right, he really doesn't make much money as Vardy and Rooney.

When Rooney joined Manchester United, he was 50,000 pounds, but now he was 5.50 pounds. Vardy also had this number. Manchester United really invested a lot in order to attract two superstars.

As for Ronaldo, when he first signed with Manchester United, his weekly salary was only 1.50,000 pounds. Even if he has increased a little now, he is only half the level of Rooney and Vardy!

In addition, Vardy and Ronaldo have more endorsements than Ronaldo, so their income is not at the same level.

Of course, if Vardy's investment returns are included, C Ronaldo's little money will be even less than enough!

Well, the Benzema-like tragedy has not happened again, and Vardy expressed his happiness.

If it weren't for the second round of competition with Inter Milan the day after tomorrow, Vardy would probably have to organize a party to celebrate.

Unlike before, this time Valdi was sincere.

Although there is no crack inside the Manchester United Trident, this does not hinder the media's life-long hype. In an era when highlights are king, if they cannot attract attention, it means death.

The lace editor vividly described the process of Vardy and Rooney scamming Ronaldo.

Because the conflict arising from something gradually widened, Vardy and Rooney eventually took the risk. They wanted to cheat Ronaldo all of their money and make Ronaldo penniless. This was definitely the most enjoyable revenge.

Another statement is a bit funny, it is like the whole process of a mistress getting to power.

When Vardy and Ronaldo were together, they cheated on Rooney. The two planned to trick Ronaldo into letting him leave the house in vain, so this happened.

What is even more incredible is that it can even be mentioned in Ronaldo's transfer.

Why did Ronaldo buy an elephant?

Mourinho once commented on Drogba's shooting technique, and he couldn't even do it if he asked him to hit the ball at the stop and hit the elephant's butt 12 yards away!

The purpose of Ronaldo to buy elephants is to let Drogba kick the elephant's butt to practice shooting skills. Isn't this evidence that Ronaldo wants to transfer to join Chelsea and Drogba's partner?

Well, Vardy was shocked by the journalists' imagination.

Things feel more and more erratic, and even the Thai Prime Minister Thaksin had to stand up and express his opinion: We won’t sell elephants!

Fortunately, the second round of the Champions League quarterfinals began soon, which gradually shifted the public's attention and came to an end.

In fact, Inter Milan, who came to Manchester United two days in advance, feels extremely sad now because they are nakedly ignored.

When Manchester United went to Milan before, it was a thrilling momentum. Everyone's eyes were on this battle. Even if Inter Milan was at home, Manchester United's attention was still above Inter Milan.

I thought coming to Manchester would make them popular, but what did they encounter?

Fanny and Ronaldo fight!

Vardy and Rooney scam!

C Luomai elephant!

......

Damn, can you have fun together?

Anything that could sensationalize the football world happened one after another, and directly put out the small flames of Inter Milan!

Now Adriano is embarrassed to stand up and speak. In Milan, there may be many Milan reporters holding him, but now in Manchester United's territory, who knows who you are?

In such a frustrating away atmosphere, Inter Milan challenged Manchester United in grief and anger.

But when the game started, Manchester United took a counterattack stance of "I don't move the enemy, but I don't move" and Inter Milan coach Mancini was almost crying!

It is obvious that you are going to fight hard, why are you putting on the iron barrel formation again?

Will your conscience hurt?

In fact, Mancini knows very well that it would be strange if Manchester United can play against Inter Milan at home, and defensive counterattack is the most in line with Manchester United's interests.

As long as you don’t lose or draw with a high score, Manchester United can advance steadily. Then why do I have to fight you for life?

There is no reason!

Ferguson doesn't care about so much. What are beautiful football, sexy football, and happy football, they are all fooling people. Victory and championship are the king, and the rest are just whitewashing the peace!

Inter Milan's players were also very worried. Looking at the three strong defensive midfielders lined up, the trident on the front court was on standby at any time, they were all in their desire to die.

Manchester United's counterattack is no longer something that any team in the world football world can withstand. Unless Manchester United is not given a chance to counterattack, Manchester United will definitely give them a heart-warming blow.

But Inter Milan is at a strategic disadvantage now. If they don't take the initiative to attack, Manchester United will definitely dare to drag the game until the end. At that time, Inter Milan will still die.

This is very embarrassing. The situation is backward and the tactics are restrained. Although Inter Milan may also score goals, they always feel that there is a lot of luck and a chill behind them.

There is no way, the left and right are dead, fight!

So after the game started, Inter Milan took the lead and launched a charge towards Manchester United's position with a hint of tragic and determination.

Only Manchester United defensive players now know whether Inter Milan can exert most of its power.

Under tremendous pressure, every attack between Inter Milan seems to be able to pose a threat to Manchester United. The attack line led by Adriano burst out with strength beyond its own potential in a back-to-back battle.

Manchester United's defense line is like a small boat in the stormy waves, the tops and heads can be destroyed at any time and disappear.

Manchester United fans in the stands kept shouting to help the team improve morale and block Inter Milan's attack. Everyone knows the principle of making a concerted effort. If Inter Milan can withstand the start of the attack, the game will be dragged into Manchester United's rhythm.

In the third minute, Recoba made a ball to Adriano, who shot and flew out of the baseline with a burst of shot, which shocked everyone in a cold sweat;

One minute later, Figo cut inward and shot was saved by Van der Sar and bounced back to the field on the post. Beron's supplementary shot was blocked by Park Ji-sung, who was desperate. For this reason, Park Ji-sung's forehead was cut by the shoe nails under Beron's feet;

In the 6th minute, Inter Milan created another murderous intent. Adriano scored a powerful free kick of more than 30 yards and hit the edge of the post and flew out of the baseline. At that moment, the hearts of Manchester United fans seemed to be about to jump out.

Such a completely desperate Inter Milan team is really not easy to stop. Even Vardy feels that he may be too optimistic sometimes.

Before the game ends, no one should easily say the winner, because no one knows what will happen in the next second!

However, Inter Milan's offensive ended here.

The goal that threatened Manchester United several times in a row but failed to score. Even Mancini felt that the fire in his heart gradually disappeared after it burst out, let alone the players on the court.

In the decline again, Inter Milan players are in this stage of morale evaporation.

Then, Manchester United, who had been holding their breath for a while, finally showed their sharp fangs.

Alan Smithca stole Veron and didn't even look at it and drove towards the center frontcourt directly because he knew that as long as it was not too outrageous, with Vardy's terrifying speed, he had a chance to take the lead and grab the landing point first than Inter Milan defender.

And Vardy did not disappoint Alan Smith's expectations, and rushed towards the ball with her feet and overtook Cordoba at an unparalleled speed.

Amid everyone's screams, the moment the ball fell, Vardy did not stop at all. He took off the ball in a light way while running at high speed and continued to move forward. The entire process of stopping the ball did not affect his sprint.
Chapter completed!
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