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Chapter 281 Sell the panda to me, I will give you 2000w

Soon, the game attracted everyone's attention and became the focus of attention.

Manchester United's winning is actually a normal result, and it's nothing.

But everything that happened in the game surprised everyone.

Blackburn's delaying tactics made the game fragmented, not like a football game.

Blackburn players frequently fall to the ground for various reasons, and a discerning person can see what is going on at once.

If they change to other teams, even if they want to delay time, they may also cover up, at least not be so naked and unwilling to do superficial work.

No wonder Manchester United ignored their fall and continued to attack later!

Someone edited all the fall-down scenes of Blackburn players into one video, and the result was simply shocking.

In the second half, 32 players fell to the ground with different lengths, plus the so-called treatment and chaos time, the total time reached a terrible 22 minutes!

Just like that, Blackburn still has the face to complain?

What's even more interesting is that after falling to the ground due to injuries many times, a player in Blackburn did not leave the field because of serious injuries. After receiving "treatment", they all returned to the field with great vitality, which was simply incredible.

Even if someone who has not watched the game, he should understand what is wrong with this data.

On the contrary, two other players from Manchester United left the court due to injuries!

No wonder Vardy satirized Blackburn's team doctor's skill in medical skills!

For a moment, Blackburn, who was still pretending to be pitiful, became a shame in the Premier League, with rats crossing the street and everyone shouting and beating.

Originally, Manchester United's fans were countless times that of Blackburn, and no one was on their side except the local fans.

What's more, everyone likes passionate offensive football, rather than Blackburn's anti-human iron barrel tactics, so Blackburn has become the target of public criticism.

The FA was already worried about the recent mess, so Blackburn is still making trouble. It would be strange if you don’t deal with it and you are a typical example.

Blackburn did not appeal stupidly. There was no requirement that players must terminate the game after falling to the ground. They did not take any reason and acted like aggrieved look just to win sympathy.

But unexpectedly, no one sympathized with them and even brought them punishment from the FA.

Because he did not take the game positively, Blackburn was fined 100,000 pounds by the FA and was seriously warned that next time, it would be no more than a fine.

For this team that was able to win the Premier League championship a few seasons ago, it is really down and out now. It is as embarrassing as it is.

However, Vardy's situation is not very good. With the yellow cards of this game, Vardy has actually accumulated five yellow cards in the league. In other words, he will be suspended in the next game.

Now there is no League Cup and FA Cup that will reshuffle him. The suspension means a solid suspension, and the next round of the league will definitely not be able to play.

This will definitely have a significant impact on Manchester United.

But this is actually quite surprising. For Vardy, the performance of five yellow cards is definitely worthy of praise.

You know, at this time last season, Vardy had already put on three red robes and was suspended for six games!

With three red cards in a season, Vardy has already tied the Premier League record.

In addition, the cumulative yellow cards were suspended at the end of the season, not to mention anything else, Vardy was suspended for seven games in one season.

In contrast, Vardy's performance this season is simply a good baby, she doesn't cry or make trouble, and she doesn't cause trouble. The five yellow cards are just five little red flowers!

Well, I should really praise it.

Or you can change the way of understanding, Vardy obviously found the funny trick!

At the beginning of last season, Vardy was still a little confused about the importance and was not very adaptable to the rules. He was just busy with funny people and did not consider the impact, and as a result, he kept red and yellow cards;

And this season, Vardy's funny guy has obviously become a big hit. He has learned to play the biggest funny guy at the lowest price. He is much smarter, so naturally there are fewer red and yellow cards!

......

Vardy was on vacation, and when others were cruel, he was asked by Ferguson to go home to rest.

Anyway, I can't play in the suspension, so what else do I want to do if I don't take the opportunity to rest?

So in the envious and jealous eyes of everyone, Valdy left the training ground and went home!

The president and Rooney felt that they should learn Vardy so casually, but after recalling, they found sadly that some things they really couldn't learn.

When I got home and played with my two dogs for a long time, these two little guys had extreme personalities and were incredible to be together.

Since Erha ran away from home to make an appointment, Vardy has raised the fence outside the yard to save Erha from showing mercy everywhere. If the entire community is descended from Erha in the future, that would be interesting.

Moreover, he felt that the beautiful neighbor had some bad intentions towards him. Although he couldn't say it out, the man's intuition told him that it was definitely not simple.

Forget it, I don’t think about it anymore. Anyway, she would definitely not be an alien who came to catch her to slice it. What are you afraid of!

Looking at the Chow Chow lying at his feet, Vardy suddenly remembered that he seemed to have seen an interesting photo in his previous life.

A powerful man actually dyed Chow Chow in black and white, and dyed it into a giant panda. The similar appearance and the same fur color were enough to make the fake look real.

If you lead a giant panda on the street, it would probably be quite interesting, and those passers-by would be stunned!

Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action, drove the Chow Chow to the styling studio, the one that turned him into tomatoes.

After saying his purpose, he handed Chow Chow to the stylist, ignoring the stylist's confused expression, Valdy ran to the next cafe to have coffee.

The stylist was amused and cried, and didn't know what to say.

Vardy is so funny that she is so creative. Every time she comes, she can make her eyes shine, but the weird style is really hard to make and it is too tiring.

However, the benefits are also great. Every time he leads the trend, his business will be booming. If Vardy asks him to cooperate with him every time, he must expand his business scale.

A few hours later, a brand new panda was freshly released. Valdy looked at the effect with satisfaction and admired the stylist's technique.

Perhaps compared to the real giant panda, the Chow Chow, which was dyed into a panda, was only slightly thinner, which was obviously the result of eating less bamboo.

Even if you look at it carefully, you may not be able to see the difference, let alone those British guys who have never seen pandas in person.

Vardy happily hugged Chow Chow and got into the car. Below, he should take the panda around the streets by himself!

Pandas are the national treasure of China, and there is nowhere to be found elsewhere.

Although there are giant pandas in the UK, they are loaned from China, just like players are loaned.

Although the rental fee is not expensive, they can still make a fortune. The curious British are eager to win giant pandas.

It can be imagined how much sensation it would have caused if Vardy led a giant panda and appeared on the street in a dignified manner.

Gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are roaring, red flags are waving, and crowds are crowded!

It seems a bit scary to think about it!

Then don’t go to crowded places and just go around your home!

He drove home, and after he got home, Vardy led the Chow Chow out of the house.

When passing the first neighbor's house next to him, Valdi deliberately stopped near the door for a while until the old lady from the neighbor's house came out.

"Hello, Aunt Susan!" Vardy greeted warmly.

The old lady also responded enthusiastically, but soon her eyes turned to the giant panda played by Chow Chow.

"This dog is pretty good, it's actually black and white. What kind of breed is it? I want to raise it too!"

Vardy was stunned. How could she tell that this was a dog?

"Aunt Susan, this is not a dog, this is a giant panda!" Vardy said helplessly to the old lady.

Then, what he got was the old lady's puzzled expression, "Giant Panda? Isn't the giant panda extinct?"

Vardy was speechless. Do you think it was a dinosaur?

Sometimes it is terrible for British aunties to be ignorant!

He even wondered why the guys in China who specialize in cheating old men and women in buying various fake medicines and health products don’t come to the UK?

People here are stupid and have a lot of money, and old men and women are easy to cheat!

Perhaps the only problem they don't come is that they can't speak English.

This shows the importance of learning a language well.

He said goodbye to Aunt Susan, who thought the panda was extinct, and continued to move forward, but he had already begun to give in.

Who knows what other amazing remarks will be made by those ignorant Englishmen next, and it is not impossible to even treat giant pandas as alien creatures. When you think about it, Vardy is also drunk.

At this time, a sports car roared from far to near, and suddenly braked suddenly not far from Vardy. Through the front window, Vardy could clearly see the shock on the man's face.

The sports car finally stopped, and the man hurriedly got out of the car, looking at the Chow Chow dressed as a panda incredibly, pointing at Valdy tremblingly and speechlessly.

Finally, there is someone who knows it!

This is what Valdy wants.

"You...you...you...where did you get the giant panda? Smuggling?" the man stuttered, obviously not recovering from the shock.

Vardy smiled and shook her head, enjoying the surprise she brought to the other person. This feeling was really great.

"Then did you steal it from the zoo? You actually took it out for a walk with you?"

Not to mention, this guy was really fooled, and he hasn't seen that the panda is fake yet.

Valdy smiled secretly and said, "Then you don't have to worry about it, I have my channels!"

Yes, his channel is to send Chow Chow to the styling studio, and then a fresh panda is out!

The man stroked his chest with his hands and tried hard to calm himself down.

"Sell it to me, I'll give you £2,000, what do you think?"
Chapter completed!
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