Vardy just wants to be a quiet funny guy, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming, even if it is just a chrysanthemum...

If you have the strength, others cannot take away your main position. If you don’t have the strength, even if you lick Erikson, you still cannot enter the national team.

His mentality is that simple.

During this turbulent time, others are busy minimizing their influence in the incident, but Vardy is not caring and doing what he wants to do.

In order to invest in all aspects, Vardy specially recruited several professional talents to form a special team to serve his investment. The capital he had purchased before and invested in Facebook has been transferred to the team for management.

And now, Vardy has a new entrepreneurial plan.

In my previous life, I remember Ronaldo specially created an underwear brand, using his personal trademark cr7.

Whenever Vardy saw advertisements about Ronaldo wearing only a pair of shorts, he found it very interesting.

This is simply the screen-licking weapon for many little fans and lustful girls!

Although the return on investment in Apple and Facebook is far from enough to establish an underwear brand, it can greatly increase personal influence, which is the key.

Then, I'm sorry, the president, I'm going to steal your business again!

Of course, you can continue to launch your underwear brand in the future and then pk it for two people. Isn’t this more interesting?

Vardy suddenly remembered anecdotes about the president in his previous life.

According to an actress who had made an advertisement with the president, she later revealed that in order to make herself look "thick", the president stuffed a lot of things into her pants...

Vardy wanted to know what this middle-aged boy stuffed into his crotch so that he could look big and the same as the real one!

Vardy actually needs this point very much. In fact, he is only average in size, far from being "proud" and can't be avoided by fraud.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, otherwise when the brand started to operate, I would like to be the image spokesperson for me, Da Geroo.

At least in the football circle, as far as Vardy knows, no one is more "thick" than Da Geroo.

A photo of Giroud naked in the locker room was leaked in his previous life. Although the clarity was not very high, everyone could clearly see that the whip-like thing was thick and long, which was amazing!

Finding him as the image spokesperson is definitely the most suitable candidate. People don’t need to stuff things into it, so they can look big.

Imagine that scene, when girls see the photo, they are so surprised that they can't close their legs. In this way, the sales of underwear/pants are not high?

Even if a girl doesn’t have to use it, it’s good to buy it and collect it!

Well, it's not just me, Drogba and Pique are also good choices.

Drogba is the only man in the world who left three marks after slid down. No matter how reasonable the analysis is, it will make people unable to help but think about it. With his black physique and Drew-like handsome appearance, it will make girls want to die!

Pique is born to be tall, rich and handsome, and he also has great capital. If he combs horizontally like a belt, he can reach the side of his body, which is simply a beast-level...

No wonder Shakira was convinced!

Well, there are always people in this world that are unusual, and this is something that cannot be envied.

The spokesperson No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 has all the spokespersons, but they are almost set up a brand. Vardy handed it over to the investment team and became a boss by himself.

......

In the 23rd round of the league, another highlight was ushered in, the Double Red Club, and another battle between Manchester United and Liverpool.

At this stage of the league, each team has started to accelerate and wait for the final sprint, and the results of the sprint will determine what kind of results they will achieve this season.

Liverpool's current situation is worse than Manchester United, and the season is bumpy and stumbling. It is currently ranked fifth in the standings, with an 8-point gap with Manchester United.

Of course, even if Liverpool is relegated, they are definitely very motivated when facing Manchester United. The competition between the two teams has been going on for decades and will continue in the future.

The Double Red Society itself is a major highlight. The collision between the two wealthy families will attract the attention of countless people.

This game is the first time that the two teams met after Liverpool failed to buy Vardy during the winter transfer period. So what kind of performance will Vardy perform?

Should Liverpool use their outstanding performance to prove that they have a good vision, or should they be disappointed to make Liverpool happy that they did not really buy Vardy?

This is all an unknown number.

However, many media are still more optimistic about Vardy, which is also the impression that Vardy has left on everyone with his terrifying goal rate for more than a season.

Vardy is not a parallel striker who specializes in picking soft persimmons. His goal efficiency has always been very stable, and he has performed well in both the bottom of the fish and the giants.

Which team that has met with Vardy has never suffered a defeat in front of Vardy?

In other words, whenever he plays against a strong team, Vardy is full of energy. He has a big heart that others can only envy. He is born as a player born for big scenes.

Last season at Everton, Vardy did not leave any good memories for Liverpool. Not only those funny guys on the court, Vardy was about to stab Liverpool to death.

That's why Benitez was obsessed with Valdy and wanted to bring Valdy to Anfield.

Just when the outside world was hyping up about this game, Vardy was fighting in the system!

Since thinking about using the task to grow taller, Vardy has been very concerned. No one wants to stay short of five forever. When he thinks that he has an iron hairband but is still squeezed by his opponent so that he can't even enter the penalty area, Vardy has an urge to cry in his heart. This is really a sad story.

"System Mission: Intimidate the team soul Gerrard in Premier League and Liverpool."

"Task Reward: Host Increases by 0.5cm."

"Punishment of failure: None"

This is the task preset by Vardy. It should be quite interesting to trick Gerald into it.

You have to grab one to grab it. The last time you asked Team Jie and Brother Long to have a shocking kiss. This time, you don’t have to consider changing people. You are the ones!

When matching the reward, Vardy wanted to set the height of 1cm, but the system did not agree, so he could only cut it in half.

The absence of a penalty for failure made Vardy very satisfied. Perhaps the system felt that this task might be a bit difficult.

Vardy is fully prepared, but he just doesn't know if Team Jie is a coward.

......

In the home team locker room at Old Trafford Stadium, Manchester United players who had just finished warming up changed their jerseys and prepared to play, but after Valdy took out something, everyone looked at Valdy in surprise, stunned.

I was so amused and crying, were you planning to wear this thing?

What is Vardy holding in his hand?

White autumn pants!

In fact, it is just thicker than the stockings worn by girls. If you have to call them stockings, it is understandable.

In the shocked and inexplicable eyes, Vardy put the long-lasting pants like stockings on her legs, and then put on the shorts and socks.

Others looked at Valdy's ghostly appearance, and his expression was really like seeing a ghost, and he was so thunderous that he was so angry that he was so tender that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he

Are you sure you want to go out like this?

Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?

But Vardy didn't care at all when she looked at everyone with the look that seemed to look at God.

This was actually not Vardy's first creation. He stole the creativity of Old Man Luo.

Although he doesn't like Old Man Luo very much, it is undeniable that Old Man Luo actually has a place in the funny world. His famous masterpiece is "Autumn Pants Killer".

The temperature in Munich is very low in winter. Old Man Luo, who has always been afraid of the cold, can't carry a hot water bag with him in order to keep warm. This thing is definitely a weapon in the eyes of the referee. God knows whether Robben will unscrew the hot water bag and use hot water to splash people with hot water?

Robben, who was unique and creative, thought of a good way, which is to wear warm autumn pants...

It's very creative, but it's a bit shocking.

Bayern's red jersey and long-dressing pants, paired with milky white long-dressing pants, almost blinded people's eyes.

Germans like to jokingly call autumn pants "love killers" because in people's usual thinking, wearing autumn pants will definitely not be sexy, and naturally make people's desires disappear.

Old Man Luo was no longer cold when wearing autumn pants, so his strength could naturally be exerted, and he beat his opponent so hard that he screamed, and finally got the name "Autumn Pants Killer".

However, because this image is too eye-catching, the German Football Association is afraid that the image that the Bundesliga has finally started is destroyed by Old Man Ronaldo, so he warned Ronaldo to take off his autumn pants, or change it to the same color as the jersey, otherwise you don’t think about playing the game and shutting down your small dark room.

How could Robben, who had always been dissatisfied with resentment, take off his autumn pants? So this guy changed to red autumn pants. This time he finally matched his jersey and shorts, but the image of old man Luo finally couldn't see...

Now, Vardy imitates Old Man Luo, and the role he plays is the "shortle killer".

He didn't think it looked good to wear shorts, his aesthetic taste was normal, he knew it was very eye-catching.

But he knew that everything was funny, and it was almost his code of conduct.

On the one hand, wearing shorts pants is a sensational act, which is a funny behavior. On the other hand, this is a prop he carefully prepared to scare Gerald.

Looking at his teammate who was still staring out of his eyes, Vardy didn't explain. He was still waiting to trick Gerald for a while!

When I walked out of the locker room, my teammates were all far away from Vardy, as if I was afraid of being infected by this funny guy.

When they walked to the player channel, Liverpool players had not paid attention yet. At the very least, they glanced at it and wondered - why is Vardy's legs so white?

But when they really saw the shorts Vardy was wearing, the scene that just now happened in the home team's locker room was staged again.

Alonso and Gerald were drinking water, and a squirt came in a flash. How embarrassed it would be!

Is this Old Trafford Stadium?

Why do I feel like I have walked into a mental hospital?
Chapter completed!