Of course, Vardy would never blame himself for his idea, he should have done a good thing.

The girl will not be happy in the future if she urinates this young man.

After scaring the couple, Vardy set out again to welcome the next wave of tourists.

This time, there were two young men, looking careless, wearing shiny leather jackets, a bit punk-style, and the big earrings made Vardy feel so frustrated for them.

"Look, the two tortured wax figures are quite interesting, their mouths are so wide open, just like you did last night!"

"Nonsense, it's not because you're too rough..."

Vardy took a deep breath in her heart and felt so broken!

Damn, another pair of gay guys!

It’s still the kind of gay guy who shamelessly shows his love everywhere, it’s so annoying!

It’s okay for you to be gay, just be honest at home and have fun. Why do you have to come out and disgusting people?

Today I have to scare you!

Just as he was thinking about how to scare people, one of the girls came over and reached out to Valdy and said softly: "Look, it's really like it, and the skin is easy to say, but what are the white teeth made of? No, I have to touch it!"

As he said that, he was about to stretch his hand into Vardy's mouth.

Vardy felt a burst of disgust.

When his hand was about to reach his mouth, Vardy suddenly closed his mouth, and then suddenly stood up in the horrified eyes of the two!

"If you dare to reach out again, will I bite you or not?"

In this horrifying scene, the wax figure that should have been motionless suddenly came alive, and this terrifying shock would make people collapse.

Vardy clearly saw the gay guy who wanted to reach out was trembling with his gums and his legs began to tremble, but he didn't know if there was any liquid flowing out of his trouser legs.

With a whistle, the gay man in front suddenly retreated to his companion, and the instantaneous explosive power made Vardy feel ashamed.

Sure enough, people can only burst out with incredible potential at the most critical moment.

"Don't come over, or I'll call the police!" Another gay man held his male companion's hand, trembling, but at least he was quite reliable.

If you don’t leave your lover and run away by yourself, you will at least be more responsible than the boy before!

Or it can be said that their love is more reliable!

Sure enough, it’s true love between men and men!

After frightening the two couples, Vardy changed his position and went up to the second floor.

The second floor is a world celebrity, which means that Vardy doesn't have to play others because he is a celebrity himself.

Putting on the Manchester United jersey, Vardy found a good position and put on a handsome look with a shot.

But within a few seconds, this guy gave up.

Not to mention whether you are handsome or not, this posture is so tiring!

So Vardy stood there relatively relaxedly, disguising her wax figure.

Tourists came in a crowd of lights and took a quick look, not paying attention to a wax figure of Vardy in this corner.

The careful tourists found out and shouted, feeling incredible.

That's right, those who can enter Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum are all world celebrities. Currently, only Beckham has entered Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.

When did this funny guy Vardy settle in?

But no matter how many, fans who like Manchester United came forward to take a photo, and their excited expressions made Vardy happy as well.

Of course, there are those who like Manchester United and Valdy, and there are those who hate Manchester United and Valdy. Many fans from other clubs may have come here and are very upset to see Vardy's wax figure.

Some raised their middle fingers and cursed "funny";

Some punched Valdy as if they wanted to koss him;

Even the most disgusting one actually pulled open his pants while there was no one and used an exposed method to be slutty Vardy...

At that moment, Vardy really wanted to die.

There are really all kinds of people in this world. Compared with these perverts, his funny guy is nothing.

Fortunately, the tourists at Madame Tussauds' wax museum are all foreigners. They have a good impression of Vardy, a funny star. If it weren't for these cute fans, Vardy might have collapsed.

Of course, Vardy couldn't always stand here like a real wax figure, he still had to joke about it.

The second floor is not as gloomy as a haunted house, it is not as gloomy as it is. Even if it suddenly scares others, it will not escape in panic.

Therefore, Vardy has to choose a joke target. If he is really a fan of his mortal enemy, he probably will be able to beat him up with this excuse after he reacts.

At this time, a young couple walked over with a cute little loli, who was wearing Vardy's Manchester United jersey.

It's actually his own fan?

Very good!

The little girl raised her head excitedly and said to the man: "It's so good that there is a wax figure of Vardy! Dad, please help me take a photo with Vardy. When I go back, I will tell my classmates that this is a photo of Vardy and I live, and they will definitely envy me to death!"

The man smiled and nodded, then turned his head and spread his hands helplessly at his wife.

After taking the photo, the little loli asked her father to pick her up again.

"Hold me quickly, I'm going to kiss Vardy. I'm going to give him my first kiss. Even if it's a wax figure, he will definitely feel it. Anyway, I'll marry Vardy when I grow up!"

Vardy almost staggered.

What era is this?

Are the little loli so fierce?

Maybe I didn’t even go to elementary school and knew I was going to get married?

Of course, Vardy's inner satisfaction had already burst out. He never expected that he was so popular that he was so popular that such a young girl said she would marry him in the future!

Obviously, the little girl's father expressed helplessness, but he still picked up the little loli in a doting way.

The little loli pouted and leaned over to kiss Vardy. Although Vardy couldn't see that cute look, she could feel it.

Vardy sighed, "You can't be too shameless and not take advantage of such a young girl."

Just as the little loli was about to kiss Vardy on the cheek, Vardy suddenly stopped!

"Children, it's not good to give out your first kiss casually! And how about taking photos with wax figures and taking photos with real people!"

Vardy smiled and looked at her already confused father, and the little loli with an even more excited expression, joked.

At that moment, the little loli's father almost threw out the baby in his hand, and he was really shocked.

But the performance of the little loli in her arms was shocking. She was not afraid at all. On the contrary, her expression was extremely excited.

"Oh my God, Vardy's wax figure actually lived. You must have heard my prayers, right?"

The little loli stretched out her hands and asked Vardy to hug her. Naturally, Vardy did not disappoint the little loli. She took her from her father and hugged her in her arms.

But before he could continue speaking, the little loli kissed him on the face, leaving a saliva on his face.

But Valdy didn't mind at all, because the cute little loli hit the hidden fatherly love in his heart. He pinched the little loli's crunching nest and lifted her up all at once. The whole room was filled with the little loli's silver bell-like laughter.

The little girl's father said he was helpless, as if his favorite thing had been stolen.

Vardy then met the little loli's request for a series of autographs and photos, and finally separated from the little loli who was reluctant to leave.

"You must wait for me to grow up!" The little loli waved at Vardy crying, feeling like she was a separation from life and death.

Vardy was about to cry. Someone was crying and shouting that he wanted to marry him. This should have been very happy, but this person was a little loli, which was very embarrassing!

No one will give himself a beastly hat!

The conscience of heaven and earth, I really am not taking the initiative!

Valdy had a great time today at Madame Tussaud's Pavilion and had a funny daily completion, which was really important.

If it weren't for being exposed because the fart was too loud in the end, Vardy would have been able to play until the store was closed.

I guess an old couple was helpless. They obviously wanted to see the wax figure, but they were so fucked by their farts...

And that night, the news that Vardy appeared at Madame Tussauds was already circulating online.

This is also the most terrifying thing about Vardy. Whenever he has a funny incident, the media will immediately post a headline, just as if the headline location was specially prepared for him.

In the entire English football world, no one is more popular than him.

Originally, Chelsea announced a winter signing today. Mourinho brought his confidant Maniche from Dynamo Kiev during the Porto period. This is obviously a call for Chelsea to win the championship in the double line, otherwise they would not add such a strong player in the midfield.

"The arrival of Maniche is of great help to Chelsea. Our configuration has become perfect. Facing any giant team, we can win with a strong midfield battle!"

In the lukewarm winter transfer market, this should have been headline news. Even though Maniche has passed the peak, he is definitely a top midfielder with rich experience.

But after Vardy made such a fuss, the headlines were gone, including Mourinho and Manicheimer, all of them seemed to be like a dog!

It’s not like this to grab headlines, right?

You said you scored an extremely long-distance header in the game against Arsenal and made the headlines. I have no objection, after all, that ball is indeed classic.

But if you go to the wax museum to scare people, you will grab the headlines. It's too much!

This is not the first time Mourinho has been snatched by Valdi. Although Mourinho is a famous cannon in the Premier League, he has no restraint and often causes storms, but in front of Valdi's funny, these are all pediatrics. Every time he just makes waves, no one pays attention to Valdi's funny moments.

It’s not just Mourinho’s pitiful. Originally, many stars may have received more attention because of some things, and their fame has soared to sell themselves at a good price. But Vardy is like a headline killer, completely occupying this resource, making people cry without tears!

Headlines!
Chapter completed!