Chapter 241
The first threatening attack in the game was launched by Manchester United. Alan Smith passed the ball to Valdi. Valdi took advantage of the change of rhythm and directly lie past Premier League rookie Essin, who has not yet clearly understood Valdi's explosive power. Then he dribbled the ball and rushed into the penalty area. Finally, before Terry and Carvalho closed the ball, he shot and knocked the tiger.
Unfortunately, the shooting angle was too straight, and although it was very powerful, the well-prepared Cech still made the two punches, resolving the crisis.
Vardy, who missed the opportunity, scratched his head and stared at the Blues goal for a long time in the bad eyes of Chelsea defenders, as if he was using his soul to remember the position of the goal. The next shot was closed and he didn't need to aim.
However, judging from the current lineup configuration and technical and tactical style, Chelsea's midfielder is obviously stronger than Manchester United. Lampard and Essim's partner and Mark Lele's sweep, two Manchester United midfielders Scholes and Alan Smith are a little unbearable. Not to mention anything else, just physical confrontation is completely at a disadvantage.
Of course, Manchester United is better than Chelsea. Vardy and Rooney's partners dare not say that they beat Drogba, Robben and others, but they must be ahead of their scoring ability and counterattack ability.
So this destined the two teams to confront each other.
Manchester United built the defense line in its own half and gave the offensive initiative to the Blues, which was based in the midfield. After getting the opportunity, Vardy quickly sprinted to counterattack the goal that threatened the Blues. Although it seemed that the scene was at a disadvantage in all aspects, there were actually not many real threats.
For Chelsea, any Mourinho's team seems to have little solution when facing intensive defense. The rough style of play is always unsatisfactory in terms of details. If the opponent plays Chelsea with real swords and guns, then Chelsea can play its best ability.
But if you retreat like Manchester United now, let you attack, Chelsea's performance will only be greatly reduced.
In fifteen minutes, Chelsea gained an overwhelming advantage in ball possession, but in fact, it did not cause much threat. Only Drogba received a cross from Jokore and headed the ball to the goal, which was a little test of Van der Sar. The rest of the time, the ball was more flying around outside the threat area.
Mourinho and Ferguson's expressions were not sensational, and the broadcast cameras frequently gave them to the two top coaches, but no one could know what they were thinking.
At this time, although Vardy was determined to break through Chelsea's goal, he did not forget that he still had a task.
This task that matches oneself has nothing to do with professional ethics. It is not about thinking about life or deliberately kicking the post. Even if you take off Lampard's shorts, it will not actually affect the team's win or loss, so Vardy can start at any time.
When there was no chance to fight back, Vardy deliberately approached Lampard, and his eyes were always aimed at Lampard's butt.
As a forward player, it is a normal tactic to harass the opponent's midfielder in defense. Although Ferguson did not specifically remind him to take care of Lampard, if Vardy took the initiative to do so, Ferguson would be even happier. After all, no coach likes a guy who only knows how to show off in front but never knows defense.
Vardy's entanglement is not just about entangling with eyes, pressing her body on her body, and urging her from time to time, while the referee can't see it, rubbing it. If it weren't for the fact that he felt a little disgusting, Vardy wouldn't mind attacking his ass...
At the beginning, Lampard could still glar at Vardy fiercely, but after a few times, Lampard became timid. Valdy's gay performance made him feel goosebumps.
He really wanted to complain to the referee, but without evidence, how could Vardy's savage leave bruises on him?
Since there is no way, I can only stay away from it.
Lampard already deeply regretted that he had taken off Valdi's shorts at this time. Perhaps it was because of that encounter that Valdi had a special liking for him, so now he can't help but be frustrated with himself...
Oh my God, it's so scary!
Lampard was already in deep fantasy and could not extricate himself, and his eyes at Vardy were already filled with fear.
But what made Lampard even more desperate was that he couldn't get rid of Vardy...
Of course, Vardy has no other tasks for Chelsea's attack, and he is only with him and never leaves him.
Lampard could run away, but his speed and explosive power were no match for Vardy. In just a moment, Vardy posted it again and then attacked him even more violently.
It was impossible for Lampard to run around the whole game, which made him fall into a dilemma between life and dignity.
In five minutes, Lampard felt like he was about to collapse.
Chelsea was even more devastating. Although their offensive core Lampard ran very actively on the field, he didn't even touch the ball at once, as if he was running in a sleepwalking, which suddenly left Chelsea's midfield offense in chaos.
Chelsea's tactics rely on both wings to fly together, but they also rely on Lampard's back to attack, otherwise Lampard would not be the team's number one shooter now.
But after performing in the past few minutes, the Blues core is simply at the level of disaster, and even more terrifying than disaster for him!
Vardy's various behaviors towards him were about to leave a psychological shadow on Lampard. If this continues, Lampard will collapse first!
Looking at Lampard, who was like a frightened rabbit, Vardy was very satisfied with his masterpiece. Although this was an era of gay people walking all over the ground, if he really met one, he would definitely not be able to stand it!
Especially since Vardy is very interested in his butt now, it would be strange if Lampard is not panic.
But then Vardy loosened the reins and gave Lampard a certain amount of space to get rid of his magic hand.
It was not that Vardy suddenly became kind-hearted, but that he felt that if the two of them pulled off Lampard's shorts by themselves without the ball, the referee would definitely cause trouble for themselves, and the news that he was a gay the next day would be full of news.
So you can't take action at this time, so just let Lampard get the ball and then take action at that time.
I really don’t know whether it is Lampard’s honor or sadness to be deliberately targeted by Vardy!
In fact, the relationship between the two is not bad, and they are teammates of the national team. Even if they belong to different camps, they can still speak.
It was of course an accident that Lampard teared Vardy's shorts last time. So, Vardy cannot act too deliberately this time, and must also be like an accident, so that no one can find fault.
Vardy is not a perfectionist, but she doesn't want to be wearing a gay hat on her head. This kind of stain of life should be left to others!
So, Vardy was always looking for an opportunity to take off Lampard's shorts.
Of course, Vardy can actually ask the system for help. There is also a ecstasy card in his system. After use, the target will listen to Vardy's orders for a short time. Although it only takes 30 seconds, it is enough for Lampard to clean himself up and turn it into a pig!
So the question is, how did this Ecstasy card come about?
Remember to update the gift package in the system!
This Ecstasy Card is something that is released in batches with the Wish Card, but this is also Vardy's last inventory!
Vardy feels wasteful when using such a good thing on Lampard. Waste is a shameful act, so we must be firmly avoided.
The first half was about to end, but neither side could do anything to each other, and Vardy was unable to do anything to Lampard's shorts. This is a sad story.
Just when Vardy had to put his hopes in the second half, the situation suddenly changed and Chelsea launched a threatening offensive.
Robben threw O'Shea away and drove the ball to the bottom line. Mourinho's training was still very effective. After discovering that the forward route was blocked, Robben suddenly passed the ball in the triangle and went outside the penalty area in the middle, without force himself.
Essin kept making a shot and shot directly. This guy had a long shot. Even though he didn't come to the Premier League for a long time, he had already been discovered by many teams.
Alan Smith naturally would not allow Essim to shoot so swagger, so he rushed forward desperately, just like a human-shaped sandbag, desperately ignoring whether he was injured or not!
Seeing such a brave Alan Smith, Valdy felt a palpitations and was also excited. Such desperate efforts are what a professional player really needs.
However, Alan Smith was obviously too fierce. It was precisely because of his desperate situation that the scene of Liverpool's heavy gunner Lisse directly broke his leg with a free kick.
Since I have traveled through time and have a close relationship with Alan Smith, I must avoid the incident of breaking my legs.
Essin's shot encountered obstacles, gave up the shot, and drew the ball across to Lampard.
Lampard's position is not good, and he has no way to shoot directly, and there is no offensive receiver around him, so Lampard is in a dilemma.
The magic lamp is not known for his extraordinary talent. The most threatening thing about him is his impact power, long shots and in-shot ability, which is the guarantee of his continuous scoring.
Now, facing Vardy's defense, if he loses the support, he must dodge Vardy's defense.
Of course, Lampard is not completely incapable of being an extraordinary person. Considering Vardy's defensive ability at that time, Lampard began to show off his footwork in front of Vardy without restraint.
Cycling, left foot, right foot, left foot...
Lampard seemed to suddenly transform into a middle school boy and started playing the moves he liked to show off to his friends when he was a child.
You come and defend me!
Looking at such a lively magic lamp, Vardy felt that the picture was extremely inconsistent.
Lampard's dead fish face that never changes for a thousand years actually appeared for a funny day, which made Vardy feel like he met the fake Lampard.
However, Vardy felt that this was a good opportunity, a good opportunity to let him take off Lampard's shorts and complete the task.
Pretending to shake, Vardy's center of gravity shifted to the right with Lampard's fake movement, revealing a flaw to Lampard.
Lampard saw that his fake moves had effect, and was overjoyed and quickly plucked the ball to the right to suddenly flash over Vardy's defense.
At this moment, Vardy suddenly slipped the shovel, as if he was over and was irrationally angry and angry after being irrational. He went straight to Lampard.
Lampard had just finished riding a bicycle, and he had not had time to accelerate after lowering the center of gravity.
Without a sting, Vardy's slippery foot kicked directly on the shorts under Lampard's crotch. If it was ten centimeters up, then Lampard's tin will not protect him!
With a swish, Lampard's forward impulse and Vardy's foot pulling down the shoe nails, Lampard's butt completely lost its cover of his pants, and was exposed under the lights of the Old Trafford Dream Theater, extremely dazzling...
Chapter completed!