Rooney was recovering from his injuries at home, although the injury was a bit embarrassing.

But Vardy and the president are in trouble. Although the Manchester United schedule is not dense now and there are people at the striker's position, it will not affect their performance. However, their behavior was still severely cursed by Ferguson. If Queiroz hadn't pleaded with him, the two would probably have gone to the reserve team!

Even so, Ferguson did not give them a good look in a week.

What makes people even more speechless is that the paparazzi took photos of the three of them going to the hospital together, and there were all kinds of scandals.

There is no bottom line for gossip newspapers, and they dare to put any kind of news out, as long as they can attract attention.

"The reality of the Manchester United Trident group is chaotic and triangular. It's too exciting to play. Rooney was messed up and went to the hospital for medical treatment. After examination, he may not take any measures for his life!"

"Mar United's trident was crazy about a woman. When the woman became pregnant, three of them accompanied the woman for examination late at night!"

"Rooney went to the hospital for sex change because she was dissatisfied with Valdy's care for Ronaldo. She was crazy about love, and the operation was successful!"

......

The three of them suddenly changed from good friends to an indescribable relationship!

And this is exactly what everyone likes to watch the most. The men laughed at it, and the fujokovic girls in the country were very happy, and they had to chase them again!

When Vardy and the president went to Lupang's house to see him, if Rooney Dingtin had not been injured, the young boxer would have been able to hit him twice.

"I really believe that the lapels and round necks are changed. It's actually circumcised. If I had known I would have pressed you two onto the operating table!" Rooney said to the two of them in anger.

The president shrugged and said with an expression that was irrelevant to himself: "I'm not a lapel!"

"This is not a problem with round necklaces. Believe me, I will tear the whole piece of clothing into pieces!" Rooney raised his eyebrows and said with his head raised.

Ronaldo instantly retreated. He understood what Rooney meant. For the sake of a happy life in the future, he felt that it would be better not to continue teasing Rooney.

Vardy ignored the two of them and walked into the kitchen with a bag.

Rooney was very curious. When others came to visit, they either brought flowers or fruits, which showed their feelings, but what would Vardy bring?

So Lu Pang followed into the kitchen and flipped up the bag that Vardy brought.

"Oysters...leeks...okra..." Rooney muttered while his head was getting angry!

After he finished reading it, his face turned pale and he was reluctant to fight Vardy directly.

What made him even more hateful was Vardy's face that looked harmless.

"These are all great things, you must eat them!" Vardy said with a smile.

Rooney said with a dark face and gritted her teeth: "Are you planning to let me open the line after eating?"

Yes, after eating these things, the tines are swelling, and it would be strange if they don’t open the line!

Vardy and Ronaldo finally couldn't help it, and they covered their stomachs and started to laugh.

Finally, before Rooney broke out, the two successfully escaped and clapped their hands to celebrate!

......

Vardy indirectly helped Fanny. Originally, Ferguson planned to let Vardy and Rooney play together in the next game, but now he can only let Fanny play.

The opponent in the second round of the league is Aston Villa, and Manchester United, who plays at home, has a great chance of winning.

Less than five minutes into the game, Vardy assisted Vanny to score a goal.

Ten minutes later, Vardy dribbled the ball from the side and went to the middle, suddenly sent a straight pass from the ribs, and Ronaldo scored.

A perfect start, Manchester United has already led the lead with two goals!

This was Vardy's debut at Old Trafford. He only took fifteen minutes to conquer the demanding Manchester United fans. If there was another goal, the game would be perfect!

However, after locking in the victory, Vardy did not focus on winning the goal, but on the president.

After scoring the goal, Ronaldo showed his domineering spirit and had the momentum of no other than me, which made the fans unable to help but worship him.

How can this be done?

The president is Vardy's first funny missionary target!

At this time, shouldn't we be funny?

It seems that my missionary skills are not deep enough, not as professional as those of the geniuses!

Well, it's up to the system.

So Vardy took out all evil things from the system—

Beep! Funny card!

Please get in the car!

The funny card Vardy took out is one of the strange things that were released in the system update gift package. Its function is to make the target be shrouded in the glory of the god of fun for a certain period of time and start to become funny involuntarily.

Needless to say, Vardy directly hit the funny card on Ronaldo's head.

C Luo instantly shuddered, feeling something was wrong, but he didn't notice it!

Valdy smiled deeply, and it was time to watch the show!

Although the system is not very reliable and is still a scam, the system production must be a high-quality product, which has long been proven.

Then Vardy focused his attention on Ronaldo, and his eager expression made Ronaldo feel uncomfortable.

Five minutes passed, and except for a little nervous, Ronaldo seemed to be nothing unusual. Not to mention being funny, he didn't even show off!

Vardy was very puzzled, why did the system fail?

Or is it that I have not used for so long and have expired?

Just when Vardy was puzzled, Ronaldo caught the ball on the right and broke through, cycling, and arranged a fancy foot. He seemed to play street balls and all kinds of fancy fake moves emerged one after another, making the opponent's defensive players a little out of reach.

But just when everyone was intoxicated by the sight, the president suddenly accidentally stumbled on the ball and fell four feet towards the sky.

The opponent's defensive player was stunned. Is this a big gift to me?

Then he left with the ball, leaving Ronaldo sitting on the ground in a daze.

I did this kind of movement one hundred times and succeeded one hundred times during training, but why did I make a mistake when I got on the court?

Manchester United fans in the stands burst into laughter with kindness, and Ronaldo's performance was wonderful.

Vardy felt relieved. It seemed that the system was still powerful!

Next, Ronaldo is really unlucky-

The back is itchy, and Ronaldo turns into a strange gorilla pose in order to scratch his back;

The little brother itchy, and Luo secretly scratched him a few times to relieve the itch, but he was still caught and photographed;

While walking on the lawn, his left foot tripped on his right foot and fell into a tampon. Ronaldo's expression was still confused when he fell;

When he went to the sidelines to drink a sip of water, he just unscrewed the bottle cap and was in a hurry. Ronaldo did not raise his head and drink it, but squeezed water into his mouth at a long distance. He didn't drink it, but instead squeezed his face;

......

In just over a dozen minutes, Ronaldo became the most eye-catching focus on the court. Whenever the camera swept to him, there must be bursts of laughter.

Vardy is very happy, that's right!
Chapter completed!