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Chapter 116 Headbutt to kill

After scoring the goal, Ferguson maintained his roaring posture as a roaring Heavenly Lord.

Everton's players were also ignited by the goals, and rushed over with excitement all the way to celebrate the goal together.

When celebrating the goal, Vardy felt that he actually had a say.

As the player with the most goals in Everton, Vardy is often surrounded by his teammates or under him after scoring. Everyone calls it a celebration of goals, but in fact, no one knows what kind of despicable mentality they have.

Anyway, Vardy often feels that when he is at the bottom, the sensitive parts are always quietly attacked by evil hands. Vardy is also drunk with that faint sense of shame.

Even if you are not attacked by a savage man, you will not feel uncomfortable being pressed down. You always feel like you are not breathing well and you will die at any time.

So, at this time, Vardy would not rush over, even if he was closest to Ferguson.

Hehe, today I will be a yellow bird, and when you all surround me, let you also taste the power of the old nun's grasping hands.

Several teammates had already surrounded Ferguson and surrounded him in the middle. Vardy clearly saw Casley's evil hand reaching towards Ferguson's sensitive parts.

At that moment, Vardy felt goosebumps all over her body.

The culprit was not found in the past, but now Vardy knows that it may have been done by this gay guy, Casley.

Well, no matter so many now, celebrate the goal!

Vardy rushed towards the crowd at a speed of 100 meters, pressing Casley's shoulders and jumping up. He was going to the top so that he would not be pressed down below.

As for who is at the bottom of the road, that's not what he cares about!

At the moment of his body rising, Vardy felt that every cell in his body was filled with excitement.

But before he could reach the highest point, his eyes suddenly bulged, as if he had seen something horrible.

Yes, he did see a scene that terrified him.

Opposite the circle formed by the players, there was also a person flying from the outermost side in the same posture as Vardy, wanting to fly to the top.

Although Vardy's physics may also be taught by the school guard Qin, judging from the movement trajectory of the two, after about 1.25 seconds, their heads will complete an epic collision, which may be as fierce as Mars hits the earth.

"Do not!" Vardy's screams were heart-wrenching.

"Do not!" Graveson's scream was also extremely miserable.

But the problem is that people are in the air and they can't help but be in control, and neither of them can reverse their movement trajectory.

Who says humans desire to fly?

Vardy was deeply suspicious at this moment, and the person who said this had never experienced the scene he was about to experience.

The only thing Vardy can do now is to minimize the losses of natural disasters as much as possible.

If the two collide directly in front of each other with fearless attitude, then according to the face shape of both sides, the first thing that collides with each other must be the two's high bulging noses.

This is probably equivalent to a reverse plastic surgery to pad the nose bridge.

Then, according to the principles of physics, the small nose will definitely not be the end point of the collision between the two parties, so the next thing they want to meet must be the sexy lips of the two.

You can imagine that scene, when everyone below celebrated the goal, Valdy and Gravesen flew high and kissed passionately above the crowd. How eye-catching this scene would be.

Oh my God, so embarrassed!

Valdy really couldn't imagine this scene. The most critical question was whether this guy Gravesen brushed his teeth?

In the flash, Vardy made the most correct reaction, his neck shrank slightly, and his head was instantly lowered, from looking ahead to looking at the ground, and his whole face was tilted 45 degrees from the ground, so that the two would not kiss each other.

Gravesen on the opposite side also made the same choice as Valdy at that moment.

Then, in everyone's stunned, Valdy and Gravesen's heads collided heavily.

Where is this?

Am I reborn and returned to 2017?

Vardy fell to the ground with a fall to the sky, and at that moment, his thinking almost stopped.

Gravesen was not much stronger, the forehead in front of his bald head was swollen like a steamed bun.

The two of them lay quietly on the ground, looking at the clear night sky with stars shining.

Why do you want to sleep?

The Everton fans in the stands had stopped cheering and looked at this scene in a daze. This traffic accident should not be considered drunk driving, right?

The players on Liverpool even forgot to wink their eyes. They have never seen such head-to-head kills before.

The Everton players who were celebrating in a circle did not notice this scene. After celebrating the goal, they walked towards their half-court with their shoulders. When they walked over, two people lying on the ground in large shapes were completely exposed.

A gust of wind blew, and everyone thought this scene was so desolate!

"Why didn't you see Jamie and Thomas? These two guys didn't come to celebrate the goal, it's so strange!" Casley muttered to Ottoman Cahill and others while walking.

Vardy looked at his teammates in the distance and tried hard to stretch out his right hand.

"I think I still need to rescue me!"

Everton's team doctor rushed into the field quickly and examined the injuries of the two.

Looking at the woman's team doctor like a man, Vardy instinctively wanted to refuse, mainly because the psychological shadow he brought to him last time was too heavy.

He shook Vardy's shoulders desperately, fiddling with Vardy as if he was fiddling with a puppet. After discovering that Vardy had signs of life, he released his iron hoop-like hand.

"Tell me, what is this?" He stretched out a finger and kept shaking in front of Vardy, while a lion-like question burst out from her mouth.

"Brother, do I have a grudge with you?" Vardy stared at the beautiful team doctor in a daze, unable to help but grin, his ears buzzing.

The female team doctor in front of him was shocked and had no gender distinction. This problem is very serious!

"What's wrong with you? It doesn't matter?" the female team doctor said in a panic, then immediately got up and greeted the stretcher outside the field.

Vardy was amused and crying, "If you don't step on my hand, I think it's okay for me!"

The beautiful team doctor quickly moved his feet away, his face flushed.

Vardy patted his butt, stood up, rubbed his blushed brow. This heavy blow made him feel a little dizzy.

Gravesen next to him also stood up and looked at Vardy with a bad expression. Of course, Vardy also had no expression. The place where the two of them gathered was already lightning and thunder.

"Why did you hit me?"

"Why did you hit me?"

"Don't imitate me to speak!"

"Don't imitate me to speak!"

"Get out!"

"Get out!"

......
Chapter completed!
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