Chapter 54 The civet cat who sells vibrating bananas
Wu Xiaoguan, who had been in the monster territory for two days, suddenly felt so happy that he could not find the edge. When he thought of the enthusiastic monster girls in the past two days, he couldn't help but smile on his face. How many monster girls hugged themselves and buried their chests, almost the entire village buried their chests at Wu Xiaoguan, as if they were burying the other party in their chests. It was the custom of demon girls expressing their friendship. It was this custom that made Wu Xiaoguan so happy that he couldn't find the edges and smiled foolishly all day long. Tafe and Shandora covered their foreheads and shook their heads speechless.
The carnival just ended this day, and the monster girl in the village started her own affairs. Cultivating land, sowing, hunting, chopping wood, research and development, and many kinds. Wu Xiaoguan, who had been walking around the village, was inevitably surprised. The monster girl was not much different from humans. If it weren't for their respective racial characteristics, Wu Xiaoguan would have forgotten their identities.
Walking on the street, the surrounding monster girls showed friendly smiles when they saw Wu Xiaoguan, and even hugged Wu Xiaoguan and buried them hard in his chest. Then they happily waved goodbye to Wu Xiaoguan who was almost suffocated, and happily went to do their own things with their companions.
After recovering, Wu Xiaoguan had sorted out his scratched clothes and continued to move forward with satisfaction. I found that I fell in love with this place.
"Brother, the guy in front."
Suddenly, a unique voice called Wu Xiaoguan who was moving forward. Following the sound, Wu Xiaoguan found that there was a monster girl about 1.5 meters carrying a wooden box, smiling at the face of a profiteer.
The monster girl had short brown hair, a pile of raccoon ears on her head, a tender green leaf between her ears, and a bad smell of golden eyes. She was wearing a blue cloth dress, with her shoulders exposed, and her arms were full of blue, but she had no shoulders, and she was outfitted. Her lower body was pants similar to bloomers, but it was made of brown fur. A big raccoon tail was swaying from side to side. She was wearing a pair of white socks and black tall clogs were stomping under her feet.
"Cat Cat?" Wu Xiaoguan looked down at the monster girl and asked uncertainly. He looked at her carefully with his eyes, but in the end he could not determine whether the other party's body was polite.
"It's so rude." The girl of the Cat did not deny Wu Xiaoguan's guess, frowned slightly, but did not show any unhappy expression. Then she saw a smile on her face. "I said, "Brother, don't you look at the things here? The products here are diverse, and how about I selling you cheaply because you are our friend? It's very cost-effective, right?" As the girl of the Cat put down the box behind her back and began to sell things to Wu Xiaoguan.
Fire-breathing gum, self-explosion ice cream, mustard mineral water, vibrating bananas.
When he saw the banana that had been vibrating, Wu Xiaoguan immediately raised his foot and hit the Flying Fire Meteor. "I want this thing to be used!! Don't recommend this kind of thing to me!!" The mosaic thing slid out of the sky and disappeared in front of him.
"Ahhh! My shock banana! You are so cruel, I'll pay me a penalty! This thing is a best-selling product!" The girl of the raccoon cat raised her hands to Wu Xiaoguan in pain and complained, then stood in anger and sulked.
"Chang... Best-selling?" Wu Xiaoguan's mouth twitched, looking down at the sulking raccoon girl "How hungry are you?"
"What are you talking about?" The girl of the raccoon cat raised her head in a daze, then suddenly shouted with a flushed face, "What are you misunderstanding there? This thing is for massage!"
“Oh~”
Wu Xiaoguan instantly nodded and looked at the raccoon girl with an expression I understand. When he saw Wu Xiaoguan's expression, the raccoon girl reacted and then shouted at Wu Xiaoguan with a blushing face.
"What are you thinking about? Our monster girl is not that unclean!!" The girl of the cat blushed and explained loudly.
"I know, I know, I understand." Wu Xiaoguan looked at the cat girl with understanding on her face, and waved her hand to calm down first.
"Bastard! You absolutely don't believe it, you absolutely don't believe it." The girl of the raccoon cat looked at Wu Xiaoguan crazy, and then she hugged her chest angrily and explained.
"Listen to humans, I will explain the customs of our monster girls to you because you are our friends." The angry raccoon cat girl suddenly turned into a teacher and began to explain the customs of the monster girls.
"We monster mothers are not as unclean as you humans. You must know that our monster mother's system is a 100% pregnancy system. No matter when it is, they can get pregnant 100%. Even if it is just a little bit of "wa", we will get pregnant. Therefore, we attach great importance to chastity. Moreover, we will only give birth to a male child in our lives. Once we have determined that the other party will not betray each other in our lives, and even if the other party dies, we will not fall in love with others. Even if the other party abandons us, we will be the same. We will eat the unfaithful man. Anyway, even if there is no partner when we are old, we still have descendants. For us, the child surpasses the partner at some point, have you heard clearly? Human brother."
A lot of explanations from the raccoon cat girl made Wu Xiaoguan’s understanding of the monster girl more deeply. Combined with what he has learned so far, Wu Xiaoguan can basically master some monster girl’s living habits.
"So that's the case, it's such a simple and cute race." Wu Xiaoguan nodded in understanding, and then compared it and found that the place where he lived was simply an unclean place.
"Hmph, since you know it, so don't misunderstand anything there. Even when we are in the estrus period, we won't use that thing! Don't look at me with the look that there are other things available! I said we won't use it, we can completely control our estrus period! This is also one of the reasons for 100% pregnancy." The girl of the raccoon cat was still proud, but when she saw Wu Xiaoguan's eyes, she immediately couldn't stand it and there were a lot of explanations.
"So that's it, I've gained knowledge." Wu Xiaoguan carefully wrote down the words of the raccoon girl, then squatted down and looked at the countless goods placed on the ground. Wu Xiaoguan looked at it carefully. "What is this thing?" He picked up a glass bottle containing red liquid.
"Hmm?" The girl of the raccoon followed Wu Xiaoguan's gaze, and then introduced with a signature smile. "Brother is the blood of Lord Apophis. Before, because Lord Apophis accidentally cut his arm. At that time, I saw that the blood flowing out was so wasteful, so I put a bottle in a little. Why? Is it that the little brother interested in the blood?" The girl of the raccoon looked at Wu Xiaoguan with a profiteering look on her face, as if she had seized a business opportunity.
"I can imagine that you were beaten miserably by her at that time." Wu Xiaoguan looked at the raccoon girl in front of her speechlessly. She had all kinds of strange things.
"Where can you sell it at a good price, what's the point of a meal?" The girl of the raccoon cat said with a laugh, and then became more and more embarrassing.
"You are really implementing the path of a businessman." Wu Xiaoguan no longer wanted to complain, and asked with a embarrassed look with the blood bottle, "How much is it?"
Dingdang!
At the moment of asking for the price, Wu Xiaoguan seemed to hear the sound of gold coins being recorded from the raccoon girl. He saw his golden eyes radiating to Wu Xiaoguan and cheering happily.
"The first time someone wants to buy my product! So happy!"
Love you said before that the best-selling vibrations are all lies. Wu Xiaoguan twitched his mouth and complained that the roar of the beast in his heart.
"How many?" Seeing that the raccoon cat girl was still in front of her, she seemed to be unable to stop for a short time, so she spoke out and stopped her asking.
"One hundred gold coins are patronized."
“So expensive!”
When Wu Xiaoguan heard this price, he immediately felt nervous. He actually bought a hundred gold coins with a bottle of blood.
"Give me a 20% discount."
"No, boy. You have to know that I have a very stance. If you give discounts as a businessman, you will not be able to celebrate." The girl from the cat smiled and shook her index finger, looking firmly at Wu Xiaoguan, looking like she would never give discounts.
"Then I don't want it."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I'll give you a 30% discount."
“…”
The face change is ten times faster than flipping a book! Wu Xiaoguan's eyes twitched and took out seventy gold coins from the space and put them in the wallet and handed them to the raccoon girl. She was too lazy to complain. The raccoon girl who took the gold coins cheered and abandoned the wallet high, "I'm rich, I finally bought something. The first time, I'm so touched!"
"By the way, my name is Li from the Ministry of Justice. Where are you?" The girl with a cat cat hugged her purse with a bright smile on her face and looked at Wu Xiaoguan and asked.
"My name is Wu Xiaoguan." Wu Xiaoguan smiled happily after learning the name of the raccoon girl. He had already been recognized by the raccoon girl. Are you unhappy?
"Does Wu Xiaoguan? Well, I remember. So, I will come to take care of my business often in the future. By the way, I will give you a reward." The Ministry of Justice said a few steps to Wu Xiaoguan, put the wooden box next to Wu Xiaoguan, and then stepped on it, and quickly tiptoed and gently pointed on Wu Xiaoguan's cheek.
"Goodbye, brother." The next moment, the raccoon was already running forward with the box on his back, and at the same time turned around and waved goodbye to Wu Xiaoguan.
Chapter completed!