Chapter 1 Colin
This is an old man wearing a moon-white robe, with white hair and a kind face. Especially now, he is still smiling and his eyes are in an arc. Anyone can instantly see him a lot of positive adjectives such as being kind, warm, kind, and sociable.
But Colin's heart is now broken...
Colin, a member of the Red Banner of New China in the 21st century, read novels and anime. He once dreamed of becoming a great otaku, but due to limited economic conditions, he failed to complete his job transfer. After graduating from high school at the age of 18, he went out to work and went to an advertising company for three years. After that, he had level 6 in PS skills, level 6 in production, level 6 in installation, and felt that he was already 666. Colin decided to work alone. Unfortunately, his dream was always destroyed by reality. Due to limited funds and incomplete equipment, he was already facing a bankruptcy crisis two years later. So in order to carry forward the company, Colin brought two like-minded friends to invest and increase the equipment. He gradually had some savings on hand and bought a house, so Colin salted fish...
Colin was confused about how to travel through time. You should know that he just looked at his phone but didn't look at the road. Who knew that the final result was a car accident, a well without a cover, or a hurdle ahead...
Anyway, although he had panic for a while after he became aware, as a fake house, he had not successfully advanced to the otaku, but he still had a great ability to accept crossing and rebirth. The first thing to do was to determine whether there was any danger around him. So Colin looked around. There was a river in front of him, and there should be no dangerous species, but for safety reasons, it would be better to take a few steps back. On the left, En is the upper reaches of the river, and there is no end of the river at first sight. No large species appears, so it is temporarily safe. On the right, En is similar to the left, but it is just downstream, and it is temporarily safe. Then there is only the back.
Colin took a deep breath and turned slowly.
Very good, the vision ahead is good - a ghost~~ I guess I am only a little taller than someone else's knees. Have you met a giant?
"Hey, boy, what are you doing?"
"Haha" Colin wiped the sweat from his head, thanking the omnipotent God of Time Travel, without a language barrier. He looked at his chubby little hands, no need to think about whether his body was his original one, but it is certain that his age must not be his.
The first rule of survival in another world: Beware of everyone you meet at any time, even if it is your own dish. Look at the old man opposite, although his hair and beard are white, but looking at his height less than 80cm, and comparing his thighs and the size of his arms, Colin shamefully began to act cute...
Of course, being cute is not to treat a meal. It’s as simple as saying "The boss is giving me two taels" when you throw your money. First of all, you will know that even if you add the salt you eat in the previous 26 years, you will know that even if you have more rice than you saw in the past 26 years, you can pretend to be stupid, so don’t make it embarrassing. Maybe you’ll be buried and you’ll be happy to be buried on the spot. So...
"That... Hello, grandpa. I woke up from sleep and I didn't know why I got here from home. Where is this? Can you please help me take me home?"
That's right, I just came here and was not familiar with the place, species, or even human names. So I can't ask all the questions containing this information, so I can only rely on my age to paralyze the other party.
"That's it." The old man stroked his white beard, "Boy, where is your home?"
"My home is right in my house? Where else can I be?" Colin rolled his eyes. This problem is a big trap. I don't know where this is? God knows if it will be misleading if the random words are said. Pretending to be stupid...
"Haha", the old man was amused by Collin's eyes. I didn't know that your home is at your house, but the problem is that the child is only three or four years old. Although he looks a little smarter than his peers, the feeling of being despised is quite fresh.
"So let's change the question, what's your name?"
I'm going, this old man is quite smart. Colin, who had just fooled the previous question, instantly raised the old man's dangerous level.
"Grandpa, my grandpa always calls me a boy like you, "Be cute first," By the way, what's the old man's name?"
"Is that true?" The old man stretched out his hand and rubbed Colin's hair, "You can call me Grandpa Delin."
Choking to death is this rhythm. Not only did I fool the problem, I also got information. Delin, although I don’t know how to write the word in this world, there is no communication barrier at the moment. Delin and Colin are only one word different. It seems that even in another world, there is no need to change their name!
"Grandpa Delin? My mother calls me Colin. Grandpa Delin, you can call me that too."
"Oh? Didn't your grandfather call you a boy too? Why, why would you call you if you don't like Grandpa Delin?"
Please, although my buddy is not as old as you, it is quite embarrassing for a guy in his twenties to call him a boy. Of course, I must not say that to Delin.
"Hmph, I'm no longer a child. What should I do if the boy can't grow up all day long? "The essential skills for pretending to be a child: I'm not a child to successfully launch it, causing damage to the enemy xxxxx points...
"I know, Little Colin is not a child, he is already an adult. So, Lord Colin, do you still remember how to go home?"
Come again? There is nothing I can do. Use the ultimate move.
"Well, Grandpa Delin, don't you know? I thought you knew what you said you sent me home!"
Delin was stunned and said, "I'll send you home?" Have I said that?"
"Nah, Grandpa Delin, let's go. Where are you going?"
When Delin heard this, he pointed his firing hand back and said, "There is a small path behind, and you will be there after walking for a while." Hey, he realized after answering, what was the problem I was thinking about? But looking at Colin who had already started walking away, he gave up thinking and followed.
Colin in front heard Delin's follow-up footsteps and exclaimed, but fortunately he fooled it. In order to prevent the question from being asked on the road, Colin speeded up and could drag it for a second.
In the early morning, the sun shone on the bed from the window of the wooden house. Colin rubbed his eyes, raised his feet, and stood up from the bed, washed his face casually and walked out of the house, pulled out some dry firewood from the corner of the house, and skillfully set up a barbecue grill. Yes, it was a barbecue grill.
When he followed Delin to Delin's cabin, Colin finally tricked Delin. In the guilt that Delin could not find Colin's way home, he proposed to let Colin live with him for a while and send him back when he remembered where Colin's house was. Of course, Delin and Colin knew that this reason was ridiculous, but Delin might think that Colin was mainly curious, and maybe when the naughty child was tired and missed home, he would send him home. However, Colin felt that this old man was quite reliable through communication. He did not have any child abuse or other bad habits and should be among the "good people". He knew that even if Delin guessed that he was homeless, he would leave himself alone and fend for himself. So, Colin officially moved into Delin's cabin.
As for the barbecue grill, alas, when Colin thought of this, he was full of tears. He didn't know what species Delin is. Two days before living with Delin, Colin followed the principle of doing more, making more mistakes, making less mistakes, not doing less, and not doing good. Delin crossed his legs and closed his eyes. Delin took out a knife and gestured on the stone, and he also grinded the tree with a flat stone, preparing to sharpen a knife... In short, he also did some related things when Delin did. But what made Colin collapsed was that he was hungry. He left the river several times and drank some water to fill his hunger, but he just couldn't see Delin eating. Colin thought that people in this world could withstand hunger, so he could not bear it in order not to reveal his flaws, but Colin, who had been drinking water to fill his hunger for two consecutive days, could not help it.
"Old man Delin, do you want me to die? I haven't eaten for 2 days. "Colin, who is about to starve to death, can't even control the word "fried" in another world. So what if I'm discovered? The chance of death is not 100%. But if I don't say it, the chance of starving to death is definitely 100%.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha" Delin saw Collin's weak look and was still making high notes. He almost couldn't wait in one breath. He laughed a few times, and then didn't know what was going crazy again, but he actually burst into laughter. Collin seemed to see a trace of crystal clearness appearing in the corner of Delin's eyes.
"It's the old man who is wrong. He actually forgot that you still have to eat. Tell me, what do you want to eat? I'll bring it to you."
"Meat, meat, I want to eat meat and meat... "Colin, who has been hungry for two days, wants to eat everything now, but is there anything more attractive to him than meat? No, so Colin's mind is full of meat now...
Then Colin ate the first meat in the world, which seemed to be called Snow Wolf or Wind Wolf. Delin's craftsmanship is not very good or has no craftsmanship. Anyway, when Colin ate, the outside was scorched, the middle was cooked, so I won't say anything inside. Anyway, since then, Colin has never eaten Delin's barbecue, and he was caught and killed and roasted by himself. If he talked too much, he would cry... a full of dark history...
Chapter completed!