Chapter 642 This is really not a joke
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The He people once lived with the Shang people for hundreds of years, and their status was slightly higher than that of ordinary Han people. However, because they were born in a wilderness, they did not have any etiquette, so they learned a lot of things from the Han people. However, in order to show their national culture, they changed the etiquette of the Han people to be inconsistent.
For example, drinking tea
In fact, the He people at the beginning did not have the habit of drinking tea. After living with the Han people, they thought drinking tea was a very elegant thing, especially the process of making tea, which was beautiful and pleasing to the eye. But they didn't want people to say that they could only copy it, so they created some actions themselves according to the way the Han people cook tea.
So when Fang Xie looked at the girl in the short animal skin dress in front of him with a small white waist and two slender white legs using a very strange movement to cook tea, he always felt that he was watching a stripper performance. The next second the girl who kept twisting her waist like a water snake would take off the short animal skin dress that could not be blocked. It has to be said that the girl's good figure is unforgettable. Sitting cross-legged, she looks even thin and fat.
When a Han woman brews tea, it is a kind of elegant and graceful manner that makes people feel relaxed and happy.
This girl in Heren made tea with a charming desire filled with primitive desires. If a person with poor concentration, perhaps just seeing her twisting her body like this would have a reaction that would become stronger and bigger.
"General Fang, do you think my tribal girl is beautiful in making tea?"
Tuhunduo's eyes were floating on the girl's body, and he couldn't help but smile: "Maybe it's a little different from you Chinese people's tea making?"
Fang Jie sat leaning on a wide chair, with his body slanted, and his jaw supported with one hand, looking a little lazy. I had never seen Luo Yao, and he would never forget Luo Yao's upright sitting posture. Luo Yao sat there, as if a mountain was blocking his face.
Fang Jie looked casual, but Tu Hunduobu did not dare to think that this young man was weak. Since Fang Jie walked into the big tent, Tu Hunduobu always had the illusion that he was targeted by a beast in the wilderness, and his neck was filled with coldness. For so many years, he had the same idea among the He tribe, only others were afraid of him but not others, but now, this young Han man brought him an unprecedented threat.
Although Luo Yao brought him great pressure, he knew that Luo Yao would not kill him easily. Because he was the chieftain of the He tribe with the highest status, Luo Yao would not attack him even if he suppressed the He people. Moreover, Luo Yao also needed him to help find those wizards who were against the will of heaven.
But Fang Jie is different. Although he acts casually and lazy, he clearly feels that this person has a bloody smell.
"Each has its own merits"
Fang Jie replied with a smile, his eyes still floating on the girl's graceful waist.
"If General Fang likes it, this girl will be yours tonight."
Tuhunduo said, "Don't point to the girl who was making tea."
The girl who made tea was slightly stunned when she heard this, and subconsciously looked at Fang Jie and then blushed. The women of the He people are relatively open and do not have as many taboos and rules as Han people about men and women. When they meet men they admire, they often pursue them on their own initiative, but they are not as particular as Han women.
Because during the Battle of the Great Sui Dynasty and the Shang Dynasty, there were too many men in the He tribe, so that the number of He women was far more than that of men. In order to seek a good husband, it was not uncommon for dozens of girls to surround and chase a strong boy. Later, a great wizard of the He tribe suggested that on the ninth day of the third month of each year, girls who were thirteen years old could bathe by the river, and then the men also entered the river and mate freely.
This day of every year is like the grandest festival of the He people. After thirteen years old, women will get up early to dress up, put on their most beautiful clothes to the river, and wait for the men to arrive. Then they will enter the river to bathe. If a man likes them, he will go down the river to hug each other.
It has only been a few decades, and this has become a tradition.
Although this girl looks seventy-seventh-year-old, she is only thirteen or fourteen years old, and the woman next to Hewang will not go down the river. Seeing that she is handsome and lazy, she feels satisfied. Thinking about being taken away by this man later, she feels like a deer bumping into her heart.
"No"
Fang Jie smiled and shook his head: "I just think she is not tired when she is twisting tea like this?"
Tuhunduo should not be stunned, and then laughed: "General Fang is indeed extremely courageous. None of the people in my tribe talks and laughs as freely as General Fang in front of me. None of the guys in Yongzhou City dared to walk into my camp with just two followers."
"Where is Luo Yao?"
Fang answered the question.
Tuhunduobi's face changed slightly, and then he smiled and said, "I dare not be as comfortable as you are in front of Luo Yao."
When he said this, he did not have any pretentious behavior.
Fang Jie nodded and said seriously: "I once drew my sword in front of Luo Yao."
Tu Hunduo don't feel nervous: "Really?"
Fang Jie laughed loudly but stopped talking.
Tuhundo should not be silent for a while and then said a little embarrassedly: "Let's talk about the serious matter... Since General Fang wants to talk to me, there must be a lot to say."
“It’s really not many”
Fang Jie smiled and said gently: "Just eight words"
Don’t ask: “What eight words?”
"Retreat the army, call it slave, and atone for death."
Fang answered.
Tu Hunduobi's eyes suddenly turned cold, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times. Fang Jie's answer was beyond his expectations, and he had never even thought of it. He thought Fang Jie was here to seek peace and was willing to pay a certain price to exchange for peace in Yongzhou. The reason why Tu Hunduobi was willing to talk to Fang Jie was because he knew that Yongzhou was not easy to fight. Although his subordinates were known as a million-dollar army, he himself understood how much water this million-dollar army was.
Especially the He people were not good at attacking cities, and Yongzhou was too tall and strong.
"General Fang is joking?"
He asked coldly.
"Does the king find it ridiculous?"
Fang answered the question.
"ridiculous!"
Tuhunduo nodded seriously: "It's like, you Sui people attacked the capital of Yongzhou, Shang State, in one breath, and were only one step away from breaking the city and entering, the emperor of Shang State sent someone to discuss with you Sui people. The Sui people thought that the envoys of Shang State were here to seek peace, but who would have thought that the envoys of Shang State told the envoys of Sui people, you should retreat and call them slaves... Isn't it ridiculous?"
Fang Jiewei leaned forward and said, "There is one thing you may not have figured out yet... You are not from Sui, I am."
Tuhundo, don't sneer and smiled coldly: "It turns out that General Fang is just here to let me see how brave you are."
"No"
Fang Jie waved his hand: "I'm not here to discuss with you or something, but to tell you what to do. You can't agree... that's your right."
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The conversation started to stalemate, and Fang Jie spoke in a very unreasonable way, but here it was obviously a different territory. For a moment, the little chieftains under Tuhunduo looked at each other, and no one knew what this arrogant guy was from.
"Who is this person?"
Someone lowered his voice and asked, "Why are you so arrogant? Do he think that you can kill my millions of He tribes with just one mouth? Luo Yao wouldn't have such a big tone! This man really doesn't know how high the sky is!"
Another sneered: "The Han people are all arrogant people, they are smart and self-righteous in their own words. I want to hear what he will say next."
"If it were me, how could he give him a chance to talk too much? He had already tied it up and threw it out to feed those wild animals, and there was no bone residue left. Such a person is clearly a fool, either a fool or a lunatic!"
"It's a joke when it's spread. He dares to threaten the king after entering this tent alone!"
"Hey, I don't know if I'm really brave or stupid!"
A group of people were talking about it underground, and Tu Hunduo didn't listen to the corner of his mouth and raised it up: "General Fang, I know you are a rare general in the Sui Dynasty. You have already led the army at a young age. Maybe it was because of your youth that you were a little arrogant... I am older than you, so I still want to advise you well, "The most important thing in being a human being is to know the current affairs. There is one thing you may not understand, you have the courage but your companions may not have. For example, people in Yongzhou City are afraid that no one will cry for you if you die here, right?"
Fang Jie smiled and shook his head: "You really don't understand the Sui people."
He pointed out: "You can send someone a few miles north of the camp to see if there is an army waiting there. Although Lord Luo, the governor of Ping Shangdao, is a literati, he is not lacking in courage. We Han people may have disagreements with each other, but when outsiders come, we will forget that all hatred is consistent with the outside world."
"Come!"
Tuhundob said, "Send someone to explore! General Fang, I should know Luo Qiu's character better than you. If he is willing to lead troops out of the city to save you...unless the sun rises from the west!"
"Switch another one."
Fang Jie said lightly: "If Lord Luo Qiu is really here, how about you eating a piece of shit? I can give you the right to choose. I know you have a beast camp, with all kinds of strange beasts, and you don't lack any smell of shit."
"Stand the answer!"
Tuhunduo stood up suddenly: "Are you forcing me to kill you now?"
Fang Jie sighed slightly: "You just said that people are most precious and self-aware. But the most failure is that they do not know themselves... But I admire you one thing very much. Although you are born in a wilderness, you know that you should learn the strengths of the enemy. For example, you like to read the military books of the Han people, like to learn the military tactics of the Han people, and even imitate the Han people every move, hoping that you can look noble and elegant..."
"You know a lot."
Tuhundo sneered: "But this is no secret."
Fang Jie said in a gentle tone: "I may have drunk a few more cups of tea a few days ago. I couldn't sleep for a while and wanted to take a walk. I accidentally walked out of the city and walked into your camp. I happened to hear you ask a Nanyan man how to explain the truth of the art of military arts, but the Nanyan man looked like an unlearning person. In order not to let him mislead you, I left a note on your desk..."
Tuhunduobi's face suddenly changed: "It's you that day!"
Fang Jie said: "I like people who are interested in learning, I am like this..."
Tu Hunduo's heart was as if it was like a turbulent person. He originally thought that Mr. Zhao was bought by the Han people and was ridiculous. But Fang Jie said that matter at all today. How could he not be surprised?
"No wonder you dare to bring only two followers."
Tuhundo is silent for a while and said, "It turns out that General Fang is still a great cultivator."
“This doesn’t matter.”
Fang Jie waved his hand: "The topic is a bit far-reaching. I don't mind if you didn't say thank you to me, but what we are going to talk about today is the matter of the He people retreating to be slaves... If you are not sure about it, you can invite your allies out from the back of the screen. He will be tired after he has been pressed on his ears for so long."
After saying this, Tuhunduobo's heart was already extremely shocked!
"A genius who met once in a hundred years in the Great Sui Dynasty is indeed well-deserved!"
Someone clapped his hands behind the screen and walked out: "I have heard of General Fang's name in Nanyan. I only realized the rumors were true when I saw them today."
This man is about thirty years old, with a white face and no beard, and looks like he is still carrying a little bookish spirit.
"Murrong Yongduo?"
Fang answered the question.
The man nodded: "That's right"
Fang Jie nodded, looked at him and asked seriously: "I have someone send you a message, have you ever received it?"
Murong Yongduo's eyes flashed for a moment, and then he laughed: "General Fang is straightforward and brave, and he is admirable... You asked my defeated soldiers to bring me a message back, asking me to take 30,000 elite Nanyan soldiers to commit suicide and apologize... Haha... don't you think it's a bit ridiculous?"
"ridiculous?"
Chapter completed!