Chapter 491 This trick is called fucking

"The head teacher... Why does a horse have four legs while a man has only two legs?"

The little Taoist boy asked seriously while walking.

Xiang Qingniu glanced at him and said contemptuously: "Because you have two legs and then turned into hands. Many years ago, maybe you were walking with four legs like a horse."

The little Taoist boy sighed and said, "It would be great if I could walk on four legs like a horse."

Xiang Qingniu hated him and said unconfrontation: "Man is the chief of all things, the master of the world. As a person, you actually envy a horse... Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in the past few years of your cultivation? You said, what is there to envy this horse?"

Taoist Xiaojun moved the load for a while and begged: "Master, aren't you asking for a few horses from those soldiers to ride? Even if you don't ride, you can carry things... Why do you want a horse? I'll take the courage... People are idle with the load and the horse. What do you want? I'm trying to torture Xiaomei and me on purpose..."

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Xiaomei didn't say anything, why are you whispering so many complaints?"

The little Taoist boy carrying Xiang Qingniu was crying and said, "Master, it's not that I don't want to say anything, it's that I'm so tired that I don't want to talk..."

"Can you be more competitive? I'm doing this for your own good."

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "We have already come out of seclusion. The territory of the Mengyuan Barbarians through Qingxia is the territorial land of the two of you. The cultivation of you two is terrible. You can kill you by just a disciple of the Buddha Sect. Now you are suffering because you are thinking about the enemy in the future!"

Xiaojun said: "I understand. Master, you want our bodies to become stronger so that you can have more chances of winning when facing the enemy."

“No, no…”

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "With your cultivation, don't think about fighting the enemy. I mean you two are so weak. Once you are caught, you will be abused as a cow and horse. You have already gained experience along the way, and life will not be so frustrating and painful..."

Xiaojun's mouth twitched for a moment, and she couldn't help but say sincerely: "Thank you for your teachings!"

Xiang Qingniu curled his lips: "If you have the ability to speak out your heart."

Xiaojun smiled embarrassedly and asked, "Master, are there bald donkeys everywhere when you leave Qingxia?"

"Pooh!"

Xiang Qingniu cursed: "You look down on the people of the Buddha Sect too much. The people of the Buddha Sect are respected in the grasslands. Those disciples of the Buddha Sect usually live in temples and receive worship, and rarely come out to walk around unless they are necessary. Even if you walk on the grassland for a month, you will not meet a person who has gained the prestige in the Buddhist Sect."

Xiaojun nodded and asked, "Master, what are those two white-haired old men doing?"

Xiang Qingniu looked at the Chen Heng and Chen Ha brothers in front, and smiled proudly, "I have enlightened these two guys, but they are still so kind. I just said that the male horse has thirty more hairs than the female horse's tail. They didn't believe it, so they followed the horse's butt and counted hairs."

Xiaomei asked in surprise: "Master, is the male horse really thirty more hairs than the female horse's tail?"

Xiang Qingniu was slightly angry: "Don't follow me, go and be disciples for those two surnamed Chen!"

Xiaomei suddenly realized: "It turns out that the teacher is lying to them..."

Xiaojun looked at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I said you have been stupid all the time, you don't admit it yourself. The headmaster asked them to count how many hairs there are on the horse's tail, which is a killing two birds... First, so that the two people will no longer be nagging, and second, you can know how many hairs there are on the tails of the male and female horses."

Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "Those horses are all stallions..."

Xiaomei couldn't help but praise: "The head coach has good eyesight!"

As he was talking, the Chen brothers who were holding the horse's tail in front of him and counting their hair suddenly stopped. Because the stop was too abrupt, the horse that was still walking forward was pulled by his tail. The horse couldn't help but turn back and neigh twice. Xiaojun and Xiaomei couldn't stop smiling, but Xiang Qingniu's face couldn't help but change slightly.

"Xiaojun and Xiaomei, you go back to Qingle Mountain."

Xiang Qingniu came down from Xiaomei's back and pointed to the load on Xiaojun's shoulder: "I'm useless in gold, silver and jewelry. You treat it as a way to get back. I spent a lot of time, eating, drinking, playing and enjoying it. I said it was to understand the way of heaven and enlightenment. In fact, I was just greedy and playful. But the rest was enough for you to hire someone to carry you all the way back to watch."

"Why?"

Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.

Xiang Qingniu sorted out his clothes, reached out and picked up the golden belt that symbolized the identity of the Taoist sect and tied it around his waist. Because his belly was too big, he had been too lazy to tie the belt before. For some reason, he even looked at his movements of tied the golden belt with a little sincerity.

"Get out."

Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "After going back, tell Mo Ningzhi that she is the new leader of the Dao Sect!"

After saying this, he waved his sleeves with his hands and the two little Taoist boys were swept out by a gust of wind and sent out to the ground twenty meters away. The two shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu waved his hand without looking back: "Get out quickly, I have arrived at the entrance of Qingxia. You can't even keep the corpse in your way. Don't you feel regretful if you have touched a woman before? Tell Mo Ningzhi not to be proud of being the headmaster, and leave a place for me in anger. Maybe one day I will go back to be the top master!"

After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strides forward.

For some reason, the two little Taoist boys looked at the fat body and became tall and wide.

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"I just said that I would not see people from the Buddha Sect casually. I just came across such a big wave when I left Qingxia!"

Xiang Qingniu cursed softly, led a horse forward, and Chen Heng and Chen Ha followed him. The three of them did not ride, and walked towards the clear crowd opposite him.

"You two will come first when you fight later."

Xiang Qingniu said as he walked.

Chen Heng curled his lips: "Why..."

Xiang Qingniu stood up and pointed at his golden belt: "See this, this is a golden belt that symbolizes the identity of the Taoist sect leader. I am such a big figure. I have to do it myself when I meet a few small characters at will? You two must be enlightened... Since Xiao Fangfang asked you two to follow me, you two must be responsible, okay?"

Chen Ha nodded: "When will you fight?"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Wait until you two can't fight."

Chen Ha pulled the horse and stopped leaving, looking at Xiang Qingniu with his eyes.

"At least, I have to meet a Heavenly Lord or something and I will do it."

Xiang Qingniu smiled embarrassedly: "Is it okay if I have an identity?"

"Why do you need to fight?"

Chen Heng suddenly asked.

Xiang Qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "This is something that cannot be explained. People in the Central Plains are disliked by the Buddha Sect. People in the Buddhist Sect look at people in the Central Plains and are wrong. You just ask me why. I want to say that this is God's will. You must think it's nonsense. So where are there so many whys? Do you need a reason to fight?"

Chen Heng thought for a while and shook his head: "No need."

Xiang Qingniu said: "Remove the word bar, and you're here. If you don't beat someone from the Buddha Sect, how can you be worthy of our journey all the way."

When he finished saying this, he suddenly felt a little sad.

More than ten years ago, the second senior brother traveled west and never returned to the Central Plains. A year ago, the eldest senior brother traveled west and no news came back. Now, he walked out of Qingxia. Four senior brothers, except Luo Weiran, were actually on the same path. The second senior brother, who was praised by his master as the strongest cultivation, failed to do anything, and the eldest senior brother who was trapped in a cage and realized the way of heaven could not do anything... Can I?

Xiang Qingniu asked himself.

He took a deep breath, then spat: "No matter whether he can, I will beat him first."

There were no less than a hundred Buddhist disciples on the opposite side. Even the shepherds who had lived on the grassland for many years rarely saw so many Buddhist disciples traveling together. Xiang Qingniu had said to the two Taoist children before, that Buddhist disciples rarely walked out of the temple with their own identities. They enjoyed the food and money sent by the herdsmen. In ordinary tribes, even Ajin, it was difficult for them to invite the disciples of the Buddhist sect to travel. Hundreds of Buddhist sects appeared at once. If they were seen by the herdsmen, they would have been worshipped.

At the front are about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples in yellow clothes, behind them are more than a dozen people wearing blue monk robes. The dozen people are carrying a chariot, and there are a young monk wearing red monk robes sitting cross-legged on them. Next to the chariot are four monks in white clothes, and behind them are dozens of monks in yellow clothes.

Those who can be carried away by other monks will definitely have a high status in the Buddhist sect.

"Do you want to say something on the spot first?"

Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.

Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Of course I have to say that I am the head of the Dao Sect, okay."

Just as he was about to walk forward a few steps to speak, he saw the young monk sitting on the chariot reaching out and pointing forward and saying something low. Immediately, the dozens of monks in yellow shirts in front rushed towards Xiang Qingniu. Some people showed their ring swords, and some people showed their cymbals, which were full of murderous aura.

"Oh, I can't stand my bad temper!"

Xiang Qingniu saw those disciples of the Buddhist sect rushing over and said angrily: "I don't even give you the chance to sign up for a brag. Now I've messed with me. Don't move either of you. I'll fight this first fight myself!"

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Chen Hum and Chen Ha squatted on the side, pulling out the withered maroon grass and muttering: "This guy is really unreliable. He also said that he had the identity to take some of his identities before he started fighting and rushed up..." "Yeah, yes, that's really unreliable..."

More than twenty Buddhist disciples came here with a fierce look as they spoke Mengyuan words. These people were all low-class disciples of the Buddhist sect, but they were also gods among the herdsmen. At this time, they saw a fat Han man wearing a strange black robe and a golden belt, and they didn't dodge or dodge. They immediately became angry. In the prairie, the herdsmen saw them kneeling on the ground from afar.

A monk shouted loudly in Mengyuan dialect: "Where did you come from? Why don't you avoid it? But Han barbarians?"

Xiang Qingniu rolled up his sleeves while walking: "Bastard, I am your ancestor!"

After cursing, he felt something was wrong, so he spat fiercely. He scolded, and the disciples of the Buddha Sect also scolded, but no one knew what they were saying to each other. A disciple of the Buddha Sect was impatient and threw the cymbals out more than ten steps away from him and went straight to Xiang Qingniu. Xiang Qingniu immediately smiled when he saw him taking action, and said three words with a slight corner of his mouth.

"Little Climbing"

boom!

A huge foot that was ten meters long appeared suddenly, which was composed of the thick and surging energy of heaven and earth. After the huge foot appeared, it quickly fell down, and with a bang, it stepped on all the twenty or so monks who were rushing over.

More than twenty people were trampled and directly penetrated into the ground.

"Pretending you-fucking."

Xiang Qingniu glanced at the red-robed monk sitting on the chariot and cursed, and his middle finger stood up at the man: "Fang Jie said this gesture is called "Go, I will understand a trick of fucking!"
Chapter completed!