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Chapter 18 Buy one get one free

If it weren't for being stepped on by someone, if the situation was really critical now, Fang Jie really wanted to patiently explain to the boss's wife that eunuchs are not made with scissors. Scissors can cut beautiful clothes with cloth, cut paper to make exquisite window flowers, and cut a lot of things, but they are definitely not specifically used to cut that thing.

"You go!"

Fang Jie almost begged and shouted, because he vomited blood and his throat was so painful that he screamed, and the sound he shouted was hoarse.

"Oh, you are unfaithful. You have started to deceive women at a young age. If you promise not to marry me, you will change your mind? If you are a few years older, you will not be able to trick you into the palace? What I hate the most is that men are unfaithful. If you don't cut your hairless thing today, I will not be named Du."

Not only did she not leave, she strode towards Fang Jie instead.

Mu Da cursed with a stern look: "Get out!"

But Mu Er waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't let her get out. This short and ugly man is boring to peel skin. Although this woman is dressed in rustic in the past, she is still a symbolic person. If she peels skin and makes a palace lantern, she will be very beautiful."

"Don't delay the serious business, speed up!"

Mu Da said coldly and ignored it.

Mu Er chuckled, gave up the big dog and walked towards the boss lady: "Don't worry, my skills are famous in the imperial capital. It won't take long to peel off a complete human skin. The lanterns hanging on the secret passage in the Dali Temple prison are all made by me, each one is more beautiful than the other."

"Really soon?"

The boss lady stopped and asked timidly.

"It must be very soon!"

Mu Er laughed and took out a short knife from his arms. He shook it while walking, saying, "I don't know how many human skins this knife has been peeled, but I have only used it twice since I left the capital. The knife is lonely, and I am also lonely. Although you are a little older, you can barely tell me. I will never be humiliated by this knife..."

Bang!

A very sudden muffled sound appeared, and then Mu Er disappeared. Then another bang sounded, as if something was falling heavily on the ground. Mu Da hurriedly looked back and saw that Mu Er was actually embedded in the city wall!

Mu Er's body seemed to fly out of the cannonball, smashing a very large pit on the city wall.

Too fast!

It was so close that even Mu Da didn't see who made the move. In other words, he guessed that it was the woman in extremely rustic clothes, but he didn't see clearly at all! Not to mention how the woman took action, he didn't even catch the trajectory of the woman's movement. When he saw Mu Er clearly, he realized that the woman was standing in the position where Mu Er had just stood.

"What I don't like to hear the most is that others say I'm old!"

The proprietress muttered with a gloomy face, as if she was very angry.

Mu Er's back hit the city wall, and he didn't know how many bricks had broken. His body was hunched like shrimps, and most of his body was embedded in the city wall. The gravel fell to the ground, and after a muffled bang, a ball of smoke began to sway. Mu Er couldn't help coughing a few times, and blood kept spilling out of his mouth. This time it was too heavy, and he didn't know how many ribs were broken. But he was a master of the sixth grade, and he endured the severe pain and struggled to get out of the wall.

Bang!

There was another dull sound. When I looked again, the boss's wife suddenly appeared in front of Mu Er!

A foot wearing green embroidered shoes pedaled on Mu Er's chest and forced him into the city wall a little more. The dust and smoke rose up again, and Mu Er was completely wiped into the city wall.

This scene surprised everyone so much that Fang Jie was lying on the ground with his face sideways, and his mouth wide open to look at the boss's wife, completely stunned. The big dog's eyes almost popped out, as if he still didn't believe the scene he saw. Mu Xiaoyao stood there stupidly, muttering and saying, "How is it possible, how can it be hidden from me?"

As if he heard Mu Xiaoyao's self-talk, the boss's wife chuckled her hair before her forehead and said, "It's really rare for a person like you to be able to sense other people's strength. Unfortunately... your cultivation is still too low, and it is definitely not difficult to hide your perception. As far as I know, I am not the only one in Fangu City alone can do it."

"And others..."

Being trapped by others did not depress Mu Xiaoyao, but the boss's wife's words made her extremely depressed.

"Of course there are, at least we are not hiding the head of you?"

She spoke casually, and seemed to have no regard for Mu Da at all.

"You...who are you!"

Mu Da swallowed hard and took a few steps back subconsciously.

"I am your mother!"

When the boss said this, she was at least twenty meters away from Muda. She began to take steps in the first word, the second word raised her feet, the third word fell, and the fourth and fourth and fifth words were said in front of Muda. The distance between the two was less than half a meter, and almost in the blink of an eye, the boss's wife was already standing in front of Muda.

Bang!

A very crisp slap sounded, and even Jingye was torn apart. The slap was too loud, and everyone in the east of the city could hear it. Five clear fingerprints slowly appeared on Mu Da's face, and the veins could be clearly seen from the fingerprints. After this slap, everyone who was already stupid in the audience became even more stupid.

"Oh... I forgot to exert force again, let our heads see it, and it's time to laugh at me again."

The proprietress looked at the red handprints on Mu Da's face and smiled apologetically, "I'll do it again, sorry."

Although Mu Da was stunned, he dared not stand still. He immediately tried to jump backward to avoid the boss's wife, but his feet were about to exert force. The boss's wife slapped him hard in the face again. This time, it was not as loud as the moment before, but it swept Mu Da horizontally. Mu Da couldn't control his body at all, and his back hit the city wall. With a bang, Mu Er was also embedded into the city wall next to him.

"Cool!"

The boss lady breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I haven't had such a good time in ten years."

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"Sister, can you help me up first if you have a good fight?"

Fang Jie bit his lips and confirmed that it was not a dream. Then he looked at the boss lady pitifully and said, "I don't know how many ribs I broke by him."

"Honestly lie!"

The boss's wife shouted at him without looking back, and rolled up the sleeves of the floral blue cloth cotton jacket toward the two people inlaid in the city wall: "I'm not happy enough yet!"

Fang Jie continued to lie down obediently, but couldn't help but exclaim: "Domish, so damn domineering. I finally know why Su Tugou was so obedient."

The big dog also lay honestly on the ground, looking at the woman walking towards the city wall, unable to help but shivered: "Marrying such a woman, you will not be tortured to death. Fang Jie... Do you think his husband is still alive? Miracle... It's such a fucking miracle."

"it turns out……"

Mu Xiaoyao still stood aside, her eyes sluggishly: "I can't sense it... How is this possible? What method did she use... How could she hide it from me?"

The boss lady ignored these three people and walked quickly to Mu Da, looking at the twisted person and said coldly: "It seems that your brothers have harmed women a lot over the years, right? You can do it for an hour, right? You also like to poach people's eyes and cut people's noses, right!"

When she said she could do it for an hour, she raised her scissors and cut Mu Da's hips with a click. When she said she liked to poach people's eyeballs, she had already cut out Mu Da's two eyeballs from her eye sockets. When she liked to cut people's nose, she actually threw the scissors aside, pinched Mu Da's nose with her thumb and index finger on her right hand, and pulled one nose off his face.

In a moment, Mu Da's face turned into a blood gourd.

"One hour!"

With a bang, the boss's wife punched Mu Da's chest, and Mu Da's body bent and then was hit into the city wall for a few minutes. The boss's wife seemed to be angry, and she said one by one for an hour, said five times in a row, and five times in a row. After five times, there could be no way to see Mu Da's figure, but she was hit into a deep pit the size of a washbasin.

After smashing Mu Da, the boss's wife pulled Mu Er out of the city wall, threw it casually, throwing it out at least twenty meters away like a sandbag. The next second, the boss's wife had already appeared beside Mu Da. After being beaten like this, Mu Er was still alive. He opened his eyes with difficulty, wanted to beg but couldn't speak at all. His eyes were filled with fear, endless fear.

"Do you know what my husband does?"

The boss's wife squatted down beside Mu Er, put her palm on Mu Er's chest and pressed it violently. With a sting, Mu Er's clothes were all broken and flew out around. I don't know what the boss's wife used before, and the hit was so heavy that there were no scars on Mu Er's body.

She picked up Mu Er's short knife from the ground and said word by word: "Su Tugou is a dog slaughter, and his best bet is to skin the mountain dog. But no one in Fan Gu City knew that skin was taught by me!"

"A few despicable people who are not in the ordinary dare to do evil. What is lost is not only the face of the court, but also the face of the entire Sui Dynasty! If you really want to pretend to be vicious, then go to the Daxue Mountains in the west to look for the Buddha Sect to pretend to be vicious. Didn't the Buddha Sect say that Buddha also has Vajra's eyes, cut the Buddha's nose, and peel the Buddha's skin! Without this courage, he commits evil on his own territory. If you don't kill you or peel your mother, you will be so angry that you can't sleep in the future!"

After these words, there was already a blood corpse on the ground.

He threw a complete human skin on the ground casually. The proprietress pulled out a handkerchief from her cuff and wiped her hands. Then he stood up straight and stretched his waist: "This is the end of the fun."

After she stretched out, she suddenly turned around and looked at the roof: "Damn lame, I'm done with pleasure, have you seen enough?"

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On the roof of a private house, the old lame man who was lying down the ridge of the house couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, carefully and seriously stuffed the plug of the wine gourd, and tied it to his waist. He sat upright from the roof and looked at the boss lady below and said helplessly: "You kill your people, I'll watch my play, I don't care about you, why do you lose your temper at me?"

While he spoke, he confirmed whether the wine gourd was tied well. The gourd was just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd was the cheapest northwest roast. In the wine shop in Fangucheng, ten copper coins could fill the gourd. Although this gourd is ordinary, its belly is larger than a human head. This shows how cheap it is to cook the wine in the northwest.

The proprietress raised her finger and pointed at the old lame man and cursed: "Tell me, if I don't come, will you take action!"

The old lame man nodded and said, "Of course, otherwise why should I do it?"

"Then why don't you take action!"

The boss asked again.

"Aren't you here?"

The old lame man smiled and said, "Besides, I will not save the little baby who is not good at taking action, nor will I save the guy who is even ugly than me. If it weren't for the old man, I'd like to have a good potential for this girl, maybe I wouldn't come back today. It's too late to hide for such a troublesome thing in the court. If I can't beat the fox and make a fuss all over the body, I'm the least willing to touch the old lame man."

After saying this, his man had already arrived in front of Mu Xiaoyao. The old lame man looked at Mu Xiaoyao's eyes and asked word by word: "Would you like to be an apprentice for me? I have been looking for an apprentice for my whole life. Before I died, I actually found someone I liked. I planned to see how good your potential is in a few years, but why do you want to leave... Are you willing?"

Mu Xiaoyao shook his head in pain and murmured: "Another... I didn't even sense it!"

The old lame man was about to speak when he heard someone shouting behind him: "I'll make the decision for her! From now on, she will be your master, you will be her disciple... Well, she will be your disciple, you will be her master! Such a high-quality disciple, you can't even buy it!"

The old lame man smiled and said, "You're just going to be a good apprentice. Tell me, I can satisfy you if you have any requirements."

Fang Jie got up with difficulty, sat on the ground and gasped. He waited until the qi and blood in his chest and abdomen were smooth before he said seriously: "Buy one get one free, I can only ask her if I want it."

"I'll buy you?!"

The old lame man stared at the beads and said, "I won't buy you if I'm blind!"

Fang Jie shook his head and said seriously: "I'm wrong!"

He raised his hand and pointed at Mu Xiaoyao and said, "She bought it, I gave it."

The old lame man almost subconsciously said: "Can you just buy her one? Can you give it away if you don't have it?"
Chapter completed!