After a cup of tea, the grand ceremony will begin.

The foreign countries of various countries were indeed ill-behaved and immediately jumped out and attacked:

The first is the envoy of Annan, who was holding a big durian in both hands.

This man stood in the hall of the court, provoked directly, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, can you identify the tribute?"

"This time, we came from Annan Kingdom from afar and sent our national treasures to show sincerity. However, what is infuriating is that no one in your country can recognize..."

"This is humiliation, a great humiliation."

If it were the Zhenguan era that was 70 years old, I would not dare to clamor like this if I killed this envoy.

However, today is different from the past. The Tang Dynasty has long lost its domineering power to suppress all directions. Although there are no foreign countries that dare to start a war lightly, it does not prevent them from joining together to provoke.

Faced with such provocation, the civil and military officials in the court were naturally full of righteous indignation, especially those strong-willed military officials, whose hands were already clenched and their fists were creaking.

Unfortunately, no matter how angry I am, I can only endure it.

Guo Ziyi was unwilling tolerate the civil and military officials in the court.

Seeing the clamor of Annan envoy, this guy suddenly felt anger rising in his chest, so he didn't want to jump out directly, and roared like a thunderbolt: "Call you mom? Show me that you have a stinky mouth?"

"This is our Tang Dynasty, not your Annan Kingdom."

"What are you, and you dare to bare your teeth on our ground?"

"Glazing? You dare to glar at me?"

"Look at your plague-inducing sex, thin and small like a little monkey. I said, did your mother sleep secretly with the monkey when she was born to you? Otherwise, how could you make such a thing as you, you didn't even understand the minimum kind of politeness."

"Go home and let your mother teach you well!"

"If you really can't teach well, can you just put it back and reborn?"

He said that he had a bad mouth, but in fact he was smelly enough than others. He just greeted him and scolded him, which made the show stunned.

The civil and military officials in the court were also stunned, but they felt unspeakable comfort.

Especially several old men in the court, such as Zhang Jiuling, who taught Guo Ziyi, actually stroked his beard and smiled, and said with relief: "I sighed that I am a man from the Tang Dynasty, and I finally rekindled my blood."

...

It took a long time before the envoy of Annan Kingdom realized.

"You, you..." The popularity trembled all over, pointed at Guo Ziyi with his finger and said, "You actually insulted me!"

"Insult you?"

"I insulted your mom next door."

Guo Ziyi didn't go to him, so she glared at him and squirted again: "What I said is the truth, you just look like a monkey. Why don't you agree? If you don't agree, let's find a place to practice alone."

"It's not that I look down on you, just a thin and small guy like you, even if I let you get both hands and feet, I can sit to death with my butt."

Puff!

Obviously someone couldn't hold it in, and burst into laughter.

This laugh was not a big deal, and it directly caused others to laugh together. So in the blink of an eye, the entire court hall burst into laughter.

Even the envoys of foreign countries from various countries laughed so hard that they were both smiling.

...

The envoy of Annan Kingdom was angry and angry. He wanted to scold him but felt that he could not scold Guo Ziyi.

In desperation, this man made a decision at the moment, and went around Guo Ziyi and ignored him, raised his durian again and looked at the emperor.

"The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, our Annan Kingdom came with courtesy and brought national treasures to show our reputation..."

Unfortunately, before the man finished speaking, he suddenly heard Guo Ziyi interrupt him again.

"national treasure?"

"Haha, daddy is so laughing."

"You Annan Kingdom really dare to brag?"

"You actually treat this kind of broken thing that cannot be put on the table as a national treasure to give gifts. Is it because you, Annan, are you too poor to come up with good things, or are you deliberately trying to coax our Tang Dynasty as a fool?"

"Just the fruits born on the tree, is it a fart qualified to become a national treasure?"

In fact, Guo Ziyi didn’t know that there was no durian at all in the Tang Dynasty…

This thing was introduced to China in the later Ming Dynasty, and its name is not durian, but nostalgia.

However, things are subtle and subtle in this.

Although Guo Ziyi made common mistakes among time travelers, people of this era would not notice that he made mistakes at all, because everyone did not know durian at all.

The envoy of Annan Kingdom knew him, but unfortunately he was stunned by Guo Ziyi's aura. The man was stunned and said incredible: "Do you actually know that this thing is the fruit on the tree? Could it be that you have been to our Annan Kingdom?"

Guo Ziyi said with a 'spoil' and said, "You're giving you a face? Why am I going to do that? Not only is the place poor and broken, but there is also no decent house. Everyone lives in the woods like monkeys all day long."

"Do you dare to insult me ​​Annan?" The envoy was furious again.

However, Guo Ziyi was not afraid at all. He glared at all and shouted back, "Call you call me? Let me break your teeth off again. Grandpa, I'm telling the truth. You are just a group of savages living in the forest."

After saying this, he turned to look at the civil and military officials in the court and shouted: "Everyone heard me, we don't have to care about Annan Country. This small country has no strength, and the people in the country can't even eat a full meal. They wandered around the forest all day long, and when they are hungry, they have to pick fruits to satisfy their hunger."

"Why should such a weak country bare the teeth with us? If they dare to bare their teeth again, we will send troops to fuck him."

In fact, how can a war between countries be so easy to fight? Even if the other side is just a small country, you should be cautious once it involves war.

However, although Guo Ziyi's words are unreliable, the civil and military officials in the court must cooperate.

A military minister quickly walked out of the court troupe, and asked the emperor for an imperial edict without saying a word, loudly said: "Your Majesty, I am willing to lead 5,000 troops to station in Nanchui at any time. If Annan dares to be disrespectful, I will destroy the country and destroy the seeds. Just as Brother Guo said just now, why should such a small country bare the teeth with us... Your Majesty, I will ask for an imperial edict!"

Very well done.

Although the Tang Dynasty has fallen into a downward trend today, the downward trend means that it cannot suppress all directions. However, if you want to target a small country alone, the deterrence of the Tang Dynasty is actually quite good.

The Annan envoy was indeed a little panicked and stammered: "I...I am here to pay tribute, I am sending...I am a national treasure..."

Everyone saw his guilt.

At this time, you should stop when you see the good.

So a civil servant walked out of the class and asked the emperor for an orderly manner, saying, "Your Majesty, although Annan is disrespectful this time, the country is far away and barbarians, and it is inevitable that they are not educated by the saints. Therefore, Your Majesty should leniently."

The emperor had been waiting for this step for a long time. Hearing this, he pretended to be pondering. After a moment, he nodded slightly and said lightly: "Since that's the case, what Yunqing said."

Then he looked at the martial official again, pretended to comfort him, "Prince Wuyang should go back to the court, I am reluctant to let you guard Nanchui."

Two ministers, one civil and one military ministers, bowed and returned to the court ranks at the same time.

Envoy Annan breathed a sigh of strength, and he barely let go of his anxiety in his heart.

However, today's matter is not over.

After all, Annan is just a small country. It belongs to the front pawns introduced by various countries. Now it is frightened by the Tang Dynasty and has not achieved its expected goal.

The real messenger behind the scenes finally stood up.

And four of them came out at once, and the excuses used were also rare treasures that needed to be distinguished.

Everyone looked at Guo Ziyi again, and for a moment they felt a little confused.

"Four rare treasures represent the provocations of the four foreign countries..."

"I don't know if I can pass the test today. My Tang Dynasty must not make a laughing at all directions."

As everyone was worried, the first foreign country had already appeared.

The civil and military officials of the court subconsciously looked at Guo Ziyi again, with both worry and expectation in their eyes.
Chapter completed!