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072 The quick way to deceive the devil: have some wine(1/2)

Masha: "Is it only three minutes?"

"Yes." The nun said with a smile, ignoring her goat horns and ears. This smile was very compassionate and full of maternality, which would make "Shaya Aznab" unable to help but sigh that she was a woman who could become my mother.

Unfortunately, the goat's horns and ears are too strong to be ignored.

Masha: "But, drinking a little wine will not affect your judgment. For example, when you drink a sip of wine when three minutes is approaching, you can stay awake without losing your divine power, right?"

Gwendolyn pondered for a few seconds and nodded: "It makes sense."

Masha probably understood that although this guy became a nun of the chaotic and kind God, he still maintained the devil's instinct and was logical.

Just be logical.

What Masha is actually most afraid of is the kind of squirting.

Masha was about to continue the persuasion, but the girl spoke again: "Is this beer? Or red wine? I'll try the degree."

Masha hurriedly took out the faucet and hammer brought with the wine barrel, and asked Mr. Fan to hold the faucet and swing the hammer to smash the faucet into the wine barrel.

Gwendoreen came up and turned on the faucet, without using a wine glass, and then drank it after holding it.

"Well, 39 degrees red wine. I can probably drink four handfuls like this and stay awake. You have 4 plus 1 times three, fifteen minutes."

Masha: "But you just drank a handful of them, and we just opened the bucket and used it for a while. Shouldn't it be twelve minutes?"

Gwendolyn blinked: "Uh, sorry, I didn't consider the wasted time... hiccup."

Gwendolyn stretched her neck out due to hiccups.

Masha:...

"Hurry up," said Gwendolyn.

Masha: "Well, first of all, do you know what's going on in the west?"

"I receive the newspapers of the day every day," Gwendolyn replied.

"Then you should know that something bad happened in the west, there are many witnesses from demons. Shouldn't the devil go up and fight in pain when he sees the demon? If we act with us, we can ruin many demons."

Masha's first move is to take advantage of the irreconcilable contradiction between the devil and the demon. These two races have been fighting bloody battles for thousands of years.

Gwendolyn: "I have fulfilled my obligation to fight bloody battles, and now I enjoy the right not to be called up by fight bloody battles."

——You can enjoy the rights with peace of mind after fulfilling your obligations, which sounds reasonable.

Masha: "Well, you're staying underground all day long and don't want to go to the ground to take a look?"

"Don't want to." Gwendolin replied in seconds.

Masha continued to work hard: "After solving the matter in the west, you can get the recognition of the Sworth Church. Don't you want to enter the Sworth Church for a week?"

This is from the perspective of clergy.

Gwendolyn: "Sworth's faith is in my heart, and I am always bathed in his glory, and has nothing to do with the place."

——Do it, let’s keep it in the heart of a Buddha.

Masha scratched her ears and looked for a reason to convince the big-breasted goat to join his "Ring Protection Team".

Gwendolin looked at Masha's scratching his head, and drank another handful of wine.

She had a very long burp in satisfaction.

Masha: "By the way, follow our words, the wine will be enough!"

Gwendolyn hesitated clearly, but said: "I am just bound by Sworth's dogma, and I am not addicted to alcohol."

——Ah, a lie! I think you are drinking so well! You obviously have a good drink, so you ran to the God of Baccarat to be a nun, right?

But now people insist that they don’t like drinking and are not tempted, and Masha has no choice.

He now regrets showing off his power and saying this when she wasn't drinking.

According to Mr. Fan's plan, there would be no more trouble if he plotted on her.

Masha: "Then, when the matter is done, will I build a tower for you?"

"Are you sure you want this? Although you work for eight hours a day, the duration of this task is eternal. Are you sure you want to push bricks to build a tower forever?" Gwendolyn asked softly.

Because the tone is too soft, it exudes a mysterious temptation.

Mr. Fan reminded Masha: "Don't! She is a devil. What she is best at is to lure you into a trap. Although she is a nun of the Good God now and will not take the initiative to do such things anymore, this is her instinct and will do it subconsciously!"

Gwendolyn suddenly browed: "You seem to be questioning my kindness, Mr. Taot."

At this moment, Masha suddenly had an idea.

He said to Gwendolyn, "You are the nun of the God of Good, are you right? Then you should act like the nun of the God of Good."

Gwendolyn tilted her head, looking confused: "What do you want to say?"

Masha: "I'm giving you the logic. Look, you are now a nun of the Good God, so you should act like the ordinary Good God clergy, right?

"Now in the west, life is in trouble. The nun of the good god should rush to the front and take it as his responsibility to save the people, right?"

Especially the chaotic and kind guy, when he encounters this situation, he will definitely rush over like a hot-blooded fool.

But this thing is different. However, Gwendoreen is a devil, and she talks about logic. So as long as she puts out the general theory, she will eat it.

Gwendolyn: "This... is indeed... makes some sense."

Masha: "Mr. Van, the priest and paladin of Sworth...well he probably doesn't have paladin."

"No," Mr. Fan said, "It is impossible for a paladin to have a drunken sect."

"So, Mr. Fan, I ask you, what are the pastors of Sworth doing?"

"While helping the victims, a team of guards also formed to escort the monsters nearby, actually the things done by several churches of the Lord God are almost the same."

"That's right!" Masha pointed to Gwendoreen's chest, "And you are still negotiating conditions and making contracts! I think you are not like the nun of Sworth, you are like a devil! Well, you are the devil, that's all."

Masha turned around and said to Mr. Fan, "Forget it, why do we want a devil in the team?"

Mr. Fan couldn't help laughing. He tightened his face and said to Masha: "I think less, you're right. Let's go and invite a real Sworth pastor."

Masha immediately interfered: "Yes, the real Pastor Sworth will definitely join without saying a word, and will not ask any conditions or rewards at all. It is better to say that saving the people and burying evil is rewarding in itself."

"That's right," Mr. Fan patted Masha on the shoulder, "Let's go!"

"Wait!" cried Gwendolyn, "I am also a nun of Sworth, and I will go there too."

Masha and Mr. Fan looked at each other.

Then he turned around and said, "No need to pay the price?"

"No," said Gwendolyn, "this is what I should do."

"So you followed us until the end?" Masha confirmed again.

"Yeah." Gwendolyn nodded.

Masha: "Okay! So we have reached a contract, and the devil cannot violate the contract!"

Gwendolyn looked confused.

Her cheeks were slightly red because she drank wine.

Seeing her stunned, Masha said again: "The devil cannot violate the contract, right? You must come. In addition, when you come, your actions are the same as every clergy in Sworth, which is equivalent to fulfilling your obligations as a nun."

Gwendolyn frowned, her big eyes narrowed into slits, and her long snow-white eyelashes were almost sticking together.

Finally, she said, "This is sophistry. Shaya Aznab, you plot against me!"

Masha said proudly: "I think the devil is easy to cheat. I will cheat more of the devil in the future."

Gwendolin said angrily: "It's wine! I've drunk it! If you think other devils are so easy to fool, you will definitely be in trouble!"

Masha: "You admit that you're so fooling?"

Gwendoreen bent down without saying a word, unscrewed the faucet on the barrel, and drank it to her mouth.

Mr. Fan was still explaining: "The clergy in Sworth is basically a large number. If you don't have a good alcohol tolerance, you will become very good at drinking. As long as there is wine in your sight, the priests will definitely drink and then become drunk."

Masha: "Will you not mislead things?"

"What do you think?" Mr. Fan asked, "Even the devil was slandered by you with a set of unruly turtle punches. I didn't expect that I could deceive the devil like this."

Masha: "I have some thoughts about reasoning. First of all, I took advantage of the devil's logic and successfully deduced that her current behavior is not like Sworth's nun..."

He suddenly stopped talking, because the goat monster had finished drinking, straightened his waist and looked here with a blurred look.

"You wait. As a devil, I swear to cheat you... hiccup."

Mr. Fan reminded Masha: "I remember that I couldn't stop hiccups from now on, so I ran to her so that her swearing just now would be invalid, otherwise she would be confused."

——How can the devil still be like this?

The goat nun stood in front of Masha and Mr. Fan and hiccupped continuously. After finally stopping, she smiled "hehe".

When she smiled, the beautiful girl's aura turned negative.

Mr. Fan continued to explain: "Generally speaking, when the Sworth clergymen are drunk, they are closest to their gods and have the strongest strength."

Masha: "Ah...you mean, they are just a simple and passionate fool when they get drunk?"
To be continued...
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