It was finally time to take a break at noon.

Mr. Fan - Masha called him that because he always felt like he was a meal in the app.

Previously, Whitered also gave himself a Chinese-style name, Reid, and Van Tautt was of course nothing wrong with it. He just thought he missed the close friend he had only known for two days.

Mr. Fan led Masha and the two followers to a luxurious lounge in the backstage.

This lounge not only has things like lounge chairs, but also has a piano. Maybe the musician likes to play the piano and relax when he is resting.

Of course, when musicians are resting, they may also teach pilots who accidentally fall in to play the piano.

As soon as Masha and his party were led in, Stanislas followed him in, and as soon as he entered the door, he shook his head like a savory egg and said, "Do you want to be a bard?"

"Yes." Masha nodded.

Stanislas shook his head: "Alas, every boy who fails to try to embarrass the path of a wizard will want to be a bard."

Masha: "Is there any other statement?"

Mr. Fan smiled and said, "It is true, because the bard is the easiest spell caster to be. Even an ordinary person with no talent, as long as he studies hard, he may succeed in the end."

"There were also bards in the past, and they attacked while singing," Stanislas showed a proud expression, "Do you know the Singing War?"

Masha didn't know.

He has not had time to make up for the history of this world. After all, he was killed and chased and hit by a mammoth as soon as he traveled through time. He had no time to do so.

This reminded Masha that he had to find time to sit in the library, use his language plug-in to read a bunch of books, and make up for the history and geography of the world.

Masha doesn't even know the terrain around the Fort Worth where he is now, nor does he know how many continents or oceans there are in the world.

It must be filled before revealing the filling.

Damn, there are so many things I want to do.

Stanislas continued to talk about the song war: "At that time, almost all the army of minstrels fought with the king's knights in the wilderness of Moorravo, and finally succeeded in laughing all the knights to death..."

--Wait a moment!

Masha: "I'm so laughing?"

"This is just a metaphor. The minstrels sang a chorus, and all the knights laughed and lost their strength. Many people fell off their horses and were trampled to death."

Masha was shocked: "What songs did the minstrels sing at that time?"

——Is it "Singing and Smile"?

Stanislas sat in front of the piano, took a deep breath, and then began to sing in a breath while playing the piano: "Hahaha..."

The song he sang was like the 1980s golden song "Wonderful Date", which took off the lyrics, leaving only laughter together.

Strangely, Masha wanted to laugh after hearing this song, while Xiaobai and Susu were slamming the table next to him, stomping their feet and stomping their feet.

Fan explained next to him: "This song is a very famous bard track, which can make people with weak willpower laugh and doubt their lives. But this song also has great shortcomings."

Stanislas intercepted: "It's hard to keep singing. Although there are many variations in the process of laughing, it's hard to stick to it. The bigger problem is that the bard often sings and laughs out loud."

Mr. Fan gave a thumbs up: "That's it, I can't finish singing, and I can't help laughing halfway through the singing."

Masha: "That's it..."

——It feels different from the minstrels in the running group.

Mr. Fan cleared his throat and looked at Masha seriously: "It's too far off the topic. In short, as the easiest spell caster to become, the bard often becomes the choice of young people abandoned by the magic net."

Masha: "It's considered a way back."

"It's not that someone has to mention the War of Songs." Mr. Fan shook his head, "But the price of being easy is that we bards do not have any advanced spells, and we cannot learn spells by tearing magic scrolls. Our spells are naturally obtained in the process of embracing art."

Stanislas: "Some people think that this is actually the grace of the goddess of art, but there is no evidence to prove that the goddess of art exists."

"Scientists are actively studying the 'the essence of God', but they have no choice for us." Van Tautt spread his hands, "But it doesn't matter whether it is a gift from a goddess. The biggest weapon of the bard is music... and pistols."

Masha: "Oh, and the pistol!"

"Now mages are generally carrying guns," said Mr. Fan, "Times have changed."

Masha touched the gun on his waist.

Mr. Fan pointed at Xiaobai: "The Zhendan monk who is unwilling to accept guns is about to fade out of the stage."

Xiaobai: "Is he scolding me? Can I kick him?"

Masha pressed Xiaobai's leg and continued to ask Mr. Fan: "Then what magic you have obtained?"

"I got a nightingale, probably equivalent to an animal companion, and I also got the charm of humans once a day, probably because I am good at love songs. I know what you are thinking about with your expression!"

Masha showed a smile that men knew.

The same goes for Mr. Van and Stanislas.

However, Mr. Fan immediately put away his smile: "It's a pity that this spell is not as magical as the novels in the tabloids. In fact, I use it to the noble women I like every day. This spell is only very useful for dancers with big breasts and brainlessness."

Stanislas laughed.

Masha: "Have you tried it?"

Mr. Fan covered his face: "It's all a mistake made by young people. After I obtained this magic, I used my sun every day, but it was useless. Later, I began to wonder if I was stupid and took the hallucination seriously, so I used the magic on the ballet dancer Glatis who came to the Grand Theater that day."

Van Taut's voice sank.

Masha urged, “What?”

"Then she fell in love with me hopelessly. I thought the effect would end when time passed, but this thing took effect forever!"

Masha stared at Mr. Fan's face and asked seriously: "Is it possible that the spell has actually failed, but you are too handsome, so that girl has been chasing you?"

Mr. Fan shook his head: "I don't know, even if it is, there is no way to prove it. I can't find any evidence to prove that Glatis's love for me is not the result of my spell. So..."

Stanislas: "So he is already marrying Gratis."

Mr. Fan shook his head: "Don't mention it, I can only take responsibility. What makes me sad most is that I received the wedding dress she carefully selected for my fiancée from my sun!"

Although it was not kind, Masha laughed.

Xiaobai tried his best to poke the horse's waist: "What? What, you make me smile too!"

"Go back and make you laugh. I'm now understanding the characteristics of the profession of bards."

Xiaobai pouted, but didn't ask any more.

Masha: "Are there any other spells besides these two?"

The name of Charming Humans seems to be quite sarcastic, but as a veteran Dragon and Dungeon player, Masha knows that Charming Humans is actually just a spell.

In some rules, charming humans is a spell that controls spells, while in some rules books are a spell that enchants spells.

Compared with the eight-ring and nine-ring confusion control/enchant spells, the effect of charming humans is too bad.

The divine power of the Nine Rings is much stronger than this one.

Mr. Fan said two spells, which were actually one spell - the Nightingale may be a summoning magic pet or animal companion.

So Masha is very concerned about what spells Mr. Fan has.

Mr. Fan showed a mysterious smile to Masha: "I can only use the Second Ring Divine Art at the highest level. Please allow me to keep it as a trump card. Didn't you tell me that you actually got the favor of the Magic Network?"

Masha's right eyelid twitched, but he smiled calmly: "I didn't have the chance to say it just now."

"I clearly mentioned the path to the mage."

Stanislas interrupted Mr. Fan: "What the hell, he is a mage apprentice?"

"Yes, Boss Sam told me personally." Mr. Fan scratched his head, "Fate is really unfair. It's almost the same for ordinary people to walk the path of a spellcaster. You actually have two. The previous one has multiple spellcaster professions, or the Rainbow Soloch, and the previous one is Ilminster."

Stanislas was shocked: "Don't mention Ilminster, that guy is a barbarian, wanderer, ranger, priest and mage. He is probably the only existence that has never been before."

It seems that Ilminster in this world is different from the Ilminster that Masha is familiar with.

Mr. Fan looked at Masha and said, "I've been talking a lot. You have already had a complete idea of ​​becoming a minstrel. Now I ask you, do you still want to be a minstrel?"

Masha nodded: "I want to."

"Then you have to be handsome first."

——No, wait a moment! Are you serious?

Mr. Fan: "You're thinking 'Are you serious' right?"

Masha nodded.

"I'm serious. In order to ensure the performance, the bard must always be bright and beautiful. If you look dirty, the performance will be reduced."

As he said that, Mr. Fan turned the dressing mirror in the room and knocked on the mirror, letting Masha look at himself on the mirror.

Honestly, average.

Mr. Fan: "Your cloak is well chosen, which makes you feel like a knight, but it doesn't work in other aspects."

Masha touched his large Mexican cloak, which he chose according to Eastwood's style.

Sure enough, I chose the wrong choice.

Mr. Fan: "If you want to be a bard, you have to get a new outfit. Then your face will not be so dirty."
To be continued...