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015 Dislocated time and space(1/3)

The bathroom of the mayor's house is as simple as Masha's imagination: in a small space, a large bucket full of hot water is placed, and this is the bathroom.

The last time I saw this kind of bathroom, it was in the CCTV version of Water Margin, when Pan Jinlian took a bath.

There is also the cat and mouse. Tom cat bathed Jerry in this way, peeling carrots and onions into the soup while taking a bath.

Masha took off her clothes and sat in the bathtub.

The water temperature is just right.

Although this bathtub is so small that it cannot fully stretch the body, Masha still relaxed after getting used to it.

Then he looked at the progress bar in the lower right corner of his field of view and suddenly thought that it was normal to hum songs while taking a bath. It just happened to test Masha’s previous guess to see if hum songs could be added to the progress bar.

Masha felt that there was hope, after all, even the little kid threw the tumbleweed and added a progress bar.

So Masha snorted a song.

He specially selected a song suitable for the West - "Red River Valley".

"The herd of bison is getting farther and farther away from the grassland, and it knows that humans are coming..."

The progress bar moved, but only moved a little bit.

——Is it a problem with the song?

Masha decided to change to a music suitable for duels, so he whistled, blowing the classic main theme of the movie "Red Dead Redemption".

As soon as the whistle sounded, a piece of progress bar suddenly jumped out. The length of the progress bar obtained by the music of the Masha body's photosensitive process - why is this difficult to pronounce? Isn't it okay to have a percentage?

In short, the length of this strip is half the length of the four bandits when Masha first traveled.

Could it be that I have to whistle before starting a fight in the future?

But Masha is not particularly proficient in whistling. Before traveling through time, he whistled, and he felt that he was very upright, but others could hardly hear what he was blowing.

Is it better to make an instrument like harmonica? But Masha can't play harmonica. The only instrument he knows is the Liuliu flute, which seems to be called the Liuliu flute and the Whistle flute.

Before the duel, I kept blowing with a slick flute in my mouth. Isn’t this even less Western atmosphere?

It’s better to find a way to learn a harmonica. The protagonist in "The Past of the West" keeps playing the harmonica, so it’s so stylish.

Also, cigarettes have to be adjusted according to the situation, and maybe there will be a bonus if you do it well.

After all, the most classic Western cowboy image created by Old Master Eastwood always holds his cigarette in his mouth.

Masha doesn't smoke, but in order to survive in the cruel world, he can learn it.

Smoking is harmful to health, but what's the use of having to be healthy even if you lose your life?

Masha whistled while thinking, when suddenly the bathroom door slammed open.

Andrea rushed in and stared at Masha in surprise.

"What are you doing?" Masha was shocked and covered the key parts with both hands.

"Are you still a bard?" Andrea asked loudly.

Masha was stunned: "I'm not, why do I say that?"

"You are! I was outside the door and wanted to watch the black slaves at the mayor's house wash your clothes, but when I heard your whistle, I suddenly became excited!"

Masha blinked: "Excited?"

He had to admit that the word made him think wrongly.

So he said, "What, is it possible that you like me, so you reacted?"

"You think beautifully! Even if I do this, are the black guys who do your clothes? They are super excited outside!"

Masha: "Uh, this...I can't say."

"This is definitely the effect of a minstrel," Andrea rushed to Masha's basin, leaned forward with his hands pressed against the basin, his face almost hitting Masha's head, and kept saying excitedly, "Why don't you say you have the ability of a minstrel! How many rings can you put? How many war songs can you do? Why do you blush?"

Masha awkwardly reminded the girl: "That, I'm taking a shower and taking a shower."

The structure of the English language is very similar to that of the real English, and it uses specific affixes to indicate the present progressive time.

Masha deliberately emphasized the structure of that ING.

Andrea stayed in awkwardly.

"Well, that's fine," Andrea said, "I'll let you see it once and it'll be even."

"Okay no, I mean, don't go crazy! Go out quickly, thank you!"

Andrea turned around and ran out, pointing at Masha while running: "I'll tell me about the bard later!"

With Andrea's mind, she made this movement of running forward and pointing backward, and the arc of her chest would inevitably be greatly highlighted.

This is the case. Her wide nightgown actually looked smaller, and the curve of her chest muscles was still highlighted.

When Andrea closed the door, Masha was uneasy.

He was about to calm himself down when Andrea opened the door again and said to Masha, "By the way, you...what are you doing?"

Andrea seemed to forget what she wanted to say at once, staring at the turbulent water in the Masha basin.

Then she finally blushed.

"You Xia Liu!" she cursed in Zhendan and closed the door viciously.

Masha raised her eyebrows. As a single "high-quality man" with a mother and fetus, this is the first time he was scolded by a girl. In the past, he was scolded at most, "You can give me a straight man," and Masha's response is generally "Respecting the opponent in the game is the greatest virtue."

So later no girls played games with Masha.

Masha recalled the way Andrea blushed and scolded Xia Liu just now, and silently hid this scene into the deepest part of her memory.

Speaking of which, Western girls seem to be not as open as they imagined. Is it because of the times?

Masha shook his head and decided to pay attention to another thing: his own whistle not only increased his progress bar, but also made others feel excited.

But Masha is sure that he does not have the skills of a bard.

Just now Andrea also asked how many rings of magic can he cast, which shows that the bards in this world, like the bards in the rules of the Dragon and Dungeon, are divine artifacts casters and can cast some magic arts.

But the problem is that Masha is both red and special, and is an atheist. Even in a world with God, an atheist believes that God is just a creature that is stronger than humans.

Is it wrong for an atheist to use divine art?

Masha recalled the spell of the bard, and then found that he couldn't remember it because he never played the protagonist of the bard, and basically put the bard in the team there and let him sing and shoot arrows.

The value of a bard lies in the morale bonus provided by the song.

So Masha couldn't remember any spells that the bard had.

In the end, I had to give up and ask Andrea after I finished washing.

Once he decided to finish washing quickly, Masha quickly completed the remaining steps and put on his clothes and returned to the room.

When Andrea saw him, her expression had returned to normal. She hugged her chest and said in a Dendan language: "Let me explain why you have never said you are a bard."

Su Su was shocked: "My brother is a bard? It's impossible, his singing is so unpleasant."

Susu's attitude puzzled Andrea.

"Are you... sure?" she asked Xiaobian.

"Yes." Xiaobu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "It sounds so ugly!"

A person who sings badly cannot be a bard, and this world seems to have such common sense.

Andrea seemed unwilling to give up, so she said to Masha: "You try to blow the whistle just now."

Masha also wanted to test his abilities, so she started to blow it up happily.

Andrea and Reid looked at each other, and the latter said affirmatively: "It does have the effect of a minstrel, but... the effect of a minstrel is sometimes difficult to confirm. Some songs have their own effects, such as the war songs of the Turkic Empire."

Masha changed to the real world Ottoman war song "Ceddin Deden".

He is familiar with this song because it is Ottoman's theme music in "Civilization 6".

Andrea and Reid looked at Masha together.

Bai Reed, who was born in a musical actor, snapped his fingers: "Yes, this is the feeling! Although the war songs of the Turkic Empire are not like this, I don't know why you feel like Turkic when you play this tune."

Because it is a Turk in another time and space.

Andrea's eyes turned to Reid again: "You are a musical actor, what do you think? Is it the effect of the song, or the bard?"

"I said it's hard to tell...but I think it's a bard. He may have the talent of a bard, but the little guy said that he sang badly...I can't say."

Andrea: "Then let him sing one song, Masha, sing one! Anything is OK, and the song of Zhendan is OK."

Masha was in trouble. He had never been to Zhendan at all. He knew any Zhendan songs completely.

However, the little girl is still young and has little knowledge, so it is normal to have any songs you have heard. As long as Masha ensures that she sings badly, she should be able to slide over.

So he cleared his throat seriously and sang in an unpleasant direction as soon as he opened his mouth.

As a result, Bai Reed suddenly browned and came out to stop before Masha could sing a few words: "Don't do this! You sang in an unpleasant direction."

Grass, can this be heard? Yes, he is a Broadway opera actor and is said to be a famous actor.

Facing Bai Ruid's suspicious gaze, Masha said: "I am nervous when you look at me like this, so let me relax and do it again."
To be continued...
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