121 Christmas, it is natural to be merry
Just as Jimuli said, at noon the next day, Masha did see the sea.
His first feeling was that the sea blue was unreal.
In Masha's impression, he seemed to have only seen such a blue sea in Maldives' travel promotional videos.
Masha has a friend whose dream in life is to go to the Maldives to watch it, so he was tired of watching various Maldives promotional videos for Masha all day long.
Now, it seems like the sea that comes out of the promotional video is right in front of you.
Masha's tank - no, to be precise, the tank that Masha commissioned Jimuli to build and managed by Jimuli was parked on the last small hill by the sea. From the beach to the beach, there was a completely flat mountain, and the entire bay was full of sight.
The entire bay is filled with blue that can squeeze out water.
Masha patted Jimuli on the shoulder: "Don't you think the sea is a little too blue?"
"Boss, I am a dwarf. What I hate most in my life is water. If you find water coming out of the rock wall underground, it is a sign of disaster. Do you understand?"
"I understand." Masha nodded, "It's the same as the canary in the cage that suddenly stopped calling."
"Oh no, it's much scarier than that. We dwarves are not resistant to gas. Although they are not resistant to fire, our entire equipment is fire-resistant and explosion-proof. However, even if we have prepared all the protection, the groundwater that suddenly pours in can still swallow us up in one go.
"The water suddenly popped out from the ground is not an ordinary pop, but a bulge like a bulge."
Masha: "Wait a minute, I understand, what's going on?"
"The movement of the head and the miner's hat fell to the ground after the high-pressure jet cut off the neck." Ji Muli said seriously, "Do you know how deep the underground road and city of the dwarf are? So if there is water around, it must be in a high-pressure state. Do you think the groundwater is the underground lake with no waves in ancient wells in human adventure novels?"
Masha: "Uh...yes."
The only novel he could remember about groundwater is called "The Battle of the Earth Sea", and the Earth Sea - it can also be regarded as an underground lake.
"That kind of thing does exist, but it's all shallow. When it really goes deeper into the ground, the rocks are hardened by the huge pressure, let alone water."
Masha: "But aren't there any oil shale or something underground?"
"Yes, in the shallow layer." Jimuli raised his eyebrows, "As a human being, you actually know that oil shale is worthy of being a wizard, and your knowledge is rich."
"No, in my world humans are already refining oil and gas from oil shale."
"What?" Ji Muli's eyes shined, "Is there really such a technology? The oil and gas in oil shale are distributed... Oh my God, this technical direction is actually feasible. Fifty years ago, the Craftsman Council voted to decide not to waste time mining oil shale."
Masha: "Well, the public welfare level in my world..."
Masha originally wanted to persuade Ji Muli, saying that he should not be anxious, that humans have only started to develop those things when their technology and craftsmanship are mature, but then they think that there are alchemy and all kinds of incredible things in this world, as well as magic. Their craftsmanship level may not be worse than that of humans in the 21st century.
Jimuli was still mumbling, and Masha turned to Lifa: "As a druid, your talent transformation is to turn into a shark. Then you must be very familiar with the sea. Don't you think there is a problem with that sea being so blue?"
"that……"
"The Third Age elves did indeed linger on the sea." Ji Muli interrupted again. Anyway, as long as there are elves related to them, the dwarf must interrupt. "But that was a thousand years ago. At that time, the elves' capital was still on the plains, and now they have been beaten back to the forest by humans."
"We took the initiative to retreat." Lifa said indignantly, "Humans use the mobility of cavalry to guerrilla everywhere on the vast plains. We really can't stand it, so we retreated from the original capital."
"This is called being beaten back to the forest." Jimuli said.
Seeing that Lifa was about to explode, Masha hurriedly inserted it and said, "Turning in, that's called turning in, not failure."
When Lifa heard this, she was happy: "Yes, I'll call you turn around!"
Masha almost couldn't help laughing. Lifa didn't know the meaning of this word, so she thought it was a good word.
Another Tianmasha must tell Lifa that in the world of the wizard, there is a powerful man who writes a diary to annihilate 100 million enemies.
But it's still the case now. It's a good thing to eliminate the conflict between dwarves and elves.
Masha realized that the dwarves had been staying underground and had no direct conflict with humans. They might have made a lot of money for the human world, so they were more friendly to humans.
The elves were kicked off by humans from the position of world leader since their heyday, and the capital was beaten to move deep into the forest. In addition, humans also had a bad history of catching elves as slaves, so the elves were not hostile to humans, at least they did not like them.
As for dwarfs, it is obvious that dwarfs are very interested in new theories created by humans. Dwarfs are all technicians from the practical school, so theoretical research is not good.
According to Masha's understanding, the engineering of the dwarfs is a bit like the science of China before Westernization. Everyone has summarized a lot of experience, and there is also a collection of experiences such as "The Art of Heaven and the Art of Creation".
According to Tiana, the dwarf first taught humans what they had summarized through experience, and then after humans made breakthroughs in disciplines such as chemistry and physics, they also fed back to the dwarf.
Mutual achievements and rushing in both directions belong to right.
So Masha can understand the dwarf's attitude towards humans at first glance. They are now in the stage of sending a large number of overseas students to study in the human world, and are still discussing the feasibility of introducing human scientific theories into basic education.
This feeling of déjà vu is strong, the next step should be...
"Hey! You're in a daze again." Andrea patted Masha on the shoulder.
Masha: "Ah? Oh, I think of something from the past a little."
Ji Muli: "It's like this when a man is old. He can become a wizard. He is probably three hundred years old when he ignited the spark. As for the eighteen years he has been here, it's just a moment for him."
Masha first replied "yes, right", and then realized that this was wrong.
Haiweis said in a tone of watching the fun without bothering, "Wow, isn't that a super old cow eats young grass?"
"You can't say that. The great wizard has been studying magic in the tower for three hundred years. He is still a novice in love, and is no different from a young man who is seventeen or eighteen years old." Ji Muli said as he looked at Haiweisi and exchanged a look that belonged to a fellow man.
Masha thought to myself, although I have been single for a long time for a mother and a fetus, it has not been as long as three hundred years, right? I will definitely be able to pick up girls if I give me three hundred years... right?
Jimuli and Haiweis laughed together when they saw Masha's expression.
"Oh, our Master Bing, he is really an emotional rookie!" Haiweis was so happy that she lay on the tank and rolled on the tank engine, and rolled onto the heat dissipation port of the tank engine.
"It's so hot! It's so hot! Extinguish the fire for me! Hey, there's no fire? It's so hot if there's no fire?"
Jimuli looked sympathetic: "Don't you know? We dwarves have a famous dish, which is to fry the babar steak at the heat dissipation mouth."
Masha: "Babar?"
"A kind of animal that we dwarves raise underground, provides carnivore and tastes similar to beef."
Masha frowned, and he mentioned that Babal could only think of the Babal beast in Ultraman, and the famous line: "Babal, you bastard."
To be honest, Ultraman was introduced early, and the line "Dog bastard" was included in the children's films introduced later. The letter of complaint from parents may have flooded the TV station.
Jimuli was still saying: "Can be able to fry the babar steak, which means that the heat dissipation is quite good. If the heat is too high, it means that the heat of the machine is a bit high. If a dwarf machine is still effective, it is impossible to have an "overfire" temperature, because most of the energy is output.
"So every 25th of the last month of each year, our families would gather together to fry the babal steak to see who was the most beautiful. Because there were too many babals that day, we would pardon a babal. Usually we would call him the 'lucky dog bastard'."
Masha was stunned when he heard this. What kind of devil's mixture? A powerful combination of Thanksgiving turkey stalks, graphics card fried egg stalks and Ultraman's famous lines?
There is a word from the Creator God in this world, and the components of the Creator God must be strictly investigated.
Haiweis: "So, did I just roll on something that can be used to fry steak? It's so scary. You haven't said that the heat dissipation mouth is such a terrible thing!"
"I said, "Be careful of the heat dissipation mouth."
"But you didn't say it was so dangerous!"
While Jimuli and Haweis were arguing, Gwendolin asked Masha seriously: "We have been watching the sea on this hill for almost an hour, so can't we go down?"
Masha looked at his crisis.
The crisis has become shorter since this morning, which shows that compared to Masha's trump card, the obstacles in front of him have increased significantly.
The crisis failure means that Masha has determined where the threat comes from.
There is no doubt that the threat comes from the harbor city lying in the blue bay in front of you.
Since there is this convenient crisis mechanism, bypassing the crisis is the first choice.
But Masha always feels that this is not easy to do. After all, the other party is not a stupid and stupid demon, but a dirty demon who plays conspiracy and deception. It is probably not easy to get rid of the enemy's eyeliner.
Masha reaffirmed the crisis.
——Compared with the previous crises, this time I feel that the crisis has not shrunk so much.
Does this mean that my current trump card can be matched with this demon?
Masha confirmed in detail the composition of his trump card in the crisis clause.
He found that there was a long one from "fear of the Venerable", that is, the enemy was afraid of the Venerable who did not exist.
At this time, an idea was formed.
Defiled devils are experts in deception.
This time, I'm going to cheat on the liar.
Chapter completed!