Chapter 7 That's it! That's it!
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This...a part of the human body...
It’s not that the answer to the riddle that a child has, is that? Think about it, how can a child produce profound riddles? It must be the idle man in the field who is a low-level and interesting joke that made the child in front of him hear it and take it out to test them.
but……
How did they answer this?
Do you want to tell me that this is the part used for sex between men and women?
How can this...this? If it is said, wouldn’t it be looked down upon?
It's really entangled.
The answer to this riddle must not be expressed in one's mouth, and it's nothing to lose some money. However, after admitting defeat, if the child in front of him tells the riddle, his face will not look good, and the dignified scholar and a child are talking about that kind of thing. If this is spread, his reputation will be ruined.
The young scholar with a girl also looked very bad, and his thoughts were the same as those three scholars. If people knew that he encountered such a thing, he would not be able to defame his reputation, but his face was not good-looking.
The girl looked at her cousin and the three scholars with deep brows, and thought that Luo Xin had stumped the four scholars. In her heart, Xiao Xiao admired Luo Xin very much and couldn't help but clap her hands:
"Brother is so smart."
"That kid is not a good thing!" the young scholar scolded in a low voice.
Luo Xin looked at him with contempt without hesitation and said loudly: "There is the bright moon in his heart, everything he sees is the bright moonlight, the dirty mind is the filth, and everything he sees is feces."
The four scholars were all stunned. Although Luo Xin's words were a bit rough, they had a hint of Zen. The eyes of Luo Xin became different. The scholar surnamed Zhang even pushed the copper coins on the table:
"Brother, we can't guess it, please show the answer."
At this time, he no longer thought that Luo Xin's answer was a dirty riddle. If he could say what he said just now, it would be impossible to make a dirty riddle.
"The answer is the eyes!"
Luo Feng stepped forward and put away the three stacks of copper coins, then pulled Luo Qing to the table in the corner and sat down, took out the thick buns from his arms and soaked them in boiling water, grabbed the chicken on the plate and ate them.
The four scholars there were petrified and shouted in their hearts: "Isn't it just eyes! Eyelashes and eyelids, hairs, and meat stickers. If you don't apply it all night, you will feel uncomfortable. You must apply it when you go to bed at night! How can you sleep without applying it? Isn't it uncomfortable if you don't apply it?"
The three scholars of this plate of chicken had not eaten much, so the two brothers left the chicken legs and prepared to take them back to their parents. This idea was proposed by Luo Qing, which made Luo Xin feel ashamed. In the end, he could only use his parents who had not fully accepted this life as an excuse.
When the sky began to become dark, the two brothers returned to Shanglin Village and saw their mother standing at the door from afar, folding their hands in their cuffs, stomping their feet while looking at the entrance of the village.
"Mom!" The two brothers called out, thinking of Luo's running away.
"Qing'er, Xin'er." The anxiety on Luo's face instantly dissipated, and a smile appeared on his face. He opened his arms and hugged his two sons in his arms.
"Mom, is Dad back?" the brothers asked in unison.
Anxiety appeared on Luo's face again, but then a smile appeared on his face: "His father!"
"Yes!" Luo Ping's response came from behind Luo Xin. The brothers turned around and saw a tall figure walking in the dusk.
"Dad!" The two brothers came out of Luo's arms and ran towards Luo Ping.
"Dad, where are the prey you were hunting?" Luo Qing asked silly.
"I didn't get a fight today!"
Luo Ping's dull voice was full of fatigue. Affected by his father's emotions, the two brothers also followed him back home in a depressed manner. The mother rushed the father and son to wash their hands, and she placed the dishes on the table. After washing their hands, the father and son sat on the left. Luo Qing took out a bulging paper bag and put it on the table, and said proudly:
"Dad, mom, this is for you."
"What's this?"
Seeing the oily bulging on the paper bag, Luo's expression changed. He reached out to open the paper bag, and then his face darkened.
"Qing'er, did you two buy chickens for the money you sold prey?"
"No!" Luo Qing was so scared that the pride on his face immediately turned into panic and waved his hands repeatedly.
"No?" Luo Ping's face also became gloomy this time, and he shouted in a low voice: "What did you two do? Where did the chicken legs come from?"
"It's...it's my brother who won."
Luo Ping suddenly glared and slapped the table with a "bang": "You two are going to bet? See if I won't break your legs?"
"No!" Luo Qing waved his hand in panic.
"Why are you?" Luo said with a glaring glance: "How could my son bet?"
Luo Ping ignored Luo's family, but did not take action immediately. He glared at Luo Qing and said, "Say!"
"After we... sold our prey, my brother... I asked the guy for two bowls of hot water to drink. In the shop... a scholar gave me a riddle, saying that he guessed it and gave us the chicken on the table."
Seeing that his father's face was relaxed, Luo Qing's language became fluent: "And he also said that if he guessed it, he would ask him to give them a riddle. If he couldn't guess it, he would give him five cents of copper coins."
"What riddle did that scholar?" Luo was excited and asked with a bright face. Now that his son took back all the chicken legs, he undoubtedly guessed the answer. Even the riddles that scholar had produced could be guessed. No wonder Xiner wanted to study. Luo was overjoyed and rolled his eyes to her husband.
"The riddle is hairy and light, and the water slurry is released with your hands."
"Ahem cough cough..."
As a father, my son is naturally honored to be able to show his face in front of the scholar. He was listening attentively, but suddenly he heard such a riddle and was choked by saliva and couldn't help coughing. Luo's face turned red and muttered in a low voice:
"That scholar is not serious!"
Luo Qing was intoxicated with pride at this time. In his simple heart, his brother's pride was his pride. He did not pay attention to his parents' expressions and continued with a blushing face:
"I guessed it was a brush at once."
"Ga?"
Luo Ping and his wife were stunned for a moment, looking at Luo Qing with their mouths wide open. Luo Xin forced himself to hold back his smile and said in his heart:
"It seems that my dad and mom are not pure either!"
"Is it a brush?" Luo Ping asked with his eyes blinking.
"Yeah!" Luo Qing nodded, and even rolled his father's eyes very rarely: "Of course it's a brush. The brush is just hairy and shiny. When you dip in ink and hold the pen holder, the ink will drip off!"
"That's, that's!"
Luo Ping glanced at Luo Xin and turned red with guilt. Luo Shi also touched Luo Xin's head with a blushing face. Luo Xin immediately showed a pure and proud look.
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