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Chapter 7 My Master is Buddha's Master

Secondly, if someone asks you to calculate, you won’t calculate, then it’s a bargain.

Is it third? Are you sure? He’s sure, it makes him capable.”

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, and he didn't expect there were so many tricks here.

When Wu Banxian heard this, he quickly shouted: "Mr. Xu, what you said is wrong. I kindly want to mention the lost lamb. Even if I take advantage of it, will I make up for the little monk from another place?"

After saying that, Wu Banxian said to the other party: "Little monk, you can sit next to me for nothing. I will give you a free class and take you in the beginning. How about it? Isn't it a loss?"

Before Fang Zheng could speak, Mr. Xu said, "This is what you said, don't cheat him. I like this little monk. If you do something randomly, you will increase your rent!"

Wu Banxian smiled bitterly and said, "If you don't raise my rent, you can say whatever you say, and you can say I am your son."

"Get out! My son wants to be like you. I'll kill him by hitting him to avoid worrying about it." Mr. Xu cursed with a smile.

Fang Zhengze thanked Mr. Xu repeatedly for his enthusiasm. Mr. Xu waved his hand: "No thanks!"

Then he walked the birds in a bird cage, and he walked away so freely.

Fang Zheng sat next to Wu Banxian.

"Where is your guy?" Wu Banxian asked, pointing at his own guise.

Fang Zheng looked at it and shook his head and said, "No."

Wu Banxian smiled like an old fried dough stick and said, "What's the first time you did this?"

Fang Zheng nodded.

Wu Banxian touched his chin and looked at Fang Zheng up and down: "What do you think? Although you look good, you have a wrong way."

Fang Zheng looked at Wu Banxian in confusion.

Wu Banxian said: "Look carefully. Anyone who has a younger person here has put on old makeup and a beard. In the fortune telling industry, we are eating age meals. Those fortune telling customers believe that their eyebrows are on their mouths and their words are not firm. The younger they are, the more they suffer.

In addition, you don’t even have a turnkey business, and you… I’m afraid today will be in vain.

But this is also good. Watch and learn from the side. There are many tricks here."

Fang Zheng clasped his hands together and said, "Then I'll give you more advice."

Wu Banxian glared at him: "Who should I call for the donor? Call the Taoist priest."

Fang Zheng smiled: "Master Taoist."

Wu Banxian said, "Is that right? After all, I am also a subordinate of Yuxu Palace. By the way, little monk, what do you call me? Where is the master's master?"

Fang Zhengdao: "I am a monk Fang Zheng, who has mastered the Zen master of One Finger Temple and One Finger."

After thinking about it, Wu Banxian asked, "I haven't heard of this finger temple? But the famous temple on the famous mountains and rivers? What is the origin of that finger Zen master? I haven't heard of such a Buddha on Lingshan."

After a moment of speechlessness, Fang Zheng coughed dryly and said, "This is not the Buddha on Lingshan, but an ordinary monk."

Wu Banxian rolled his eyes and said, "When there is no one, I will teach you a good lesson. You have also seen that our inner volume is so powerful. If you want to say that your master is an ordinary monk. Well, you deserve it if you starve to death!

You have to brag about it, advertising is just to blow hard.

Let’s talk about it first. As for whether fortune telling is accurate, it is technical work.

Think about it again, what do you say about this advertising slogan?"

Fang Zheng thought about it and he was now a Buddha. That Zen Master Yiqian was the Buddha's master, so he said, "Uh... Then I say he is a Buddha's master, can it be done?"

Wu Banxian said in surprise: "Okay, you guys can do it, go on the road, have you been naked? This is a miscellaneous person, don't do any tricks or cheating, you'll lose a lot. Just enter this industry!"

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said to himself: "Are you praising me or scolding me? You've really become a Buddha!"

"Have you learned fortune telling?" Wu Banxian asked again.

Fang Zheng shook his head: "I haven't learned it."

Wu Banxian said amused and crying: "Brother, you dare to tell fortunes to others without learning it? Are you not afraid of making mistakes? People don't pay?"

Before Fang Zheng could reply, Wu Banxian replied himself: "Yes, it's all the way. If you have time, you can learn how to tell fortunes well, such as "The Book of Changes", "Qimen Dunjia" and so on."

Fang Zhengdao: "Those books are too profound and I'm afraid I can't understand them."

Wu Banxian smiled and said, "It seems that anyone can understand it. After so many years, I haven't seen anyone really learn those books thoroughly. If you don't need to understand, you are learning some professional terms. What you focus on is psychology, and that's the guy who eats."

After saying that, Wu Banxian took out a qualification certificate from his arms and said, "Did you see it? I just got it last year."

Fang Zhengdao: "What you do in love is just a psychological counseling?"

Wu Banxian said: "You can understand this way. Who is not trying to be at ease with fortune telling? If you straighten out his mood, it doesn't matter whether you can calculate it accurately or not."

As the two of them talked, there were more and more people.

Fang Zheng discovered that Wu Banxian took out a stack of photos from his bag and placed them in front of him. They were all photos of Wu Banxian and others.

Fang Zheng took one picture and looked at it, and was surprised. He actually knew the people in this photo!

It is the big star Li Xueying!

Thinking of Li Xueying, Fang Zheng couldn't help but think of the process of getting to know each other, but now everything has been erased by the Buddha and started again. He was not sure whether Li Xueying still remembers him, the young monk.

When Wu Banxian saw Fang Zheng staring at the photo, he snatched it over and said, "Li Xueying, what's the best thing to look at?"

"The big star takes a photo with you? What else is there to look good?" Fang Zheng asked.

Wu Banxian sneered: "Does the big stars really care about? I have a photo of the presidents of various countries."

After saying that, Wu Banxian picked up a few photos: "From the United States, from the country of the country, from the country of Gao Jian... Oh... I remember that I also have a set of photos of the presidents of the United States? Why can't I find it?"

Fang Zheng looked at the photos and his eyes were almost glaring out, but after hearing this, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Presidents of the United States?

Not all those presidents are the same path. Many people are breaking up for the election. There are many people who never interact with each other until they die. How could they take a photo together?

Fang Zheng then asked, "Are you sure, are you true?"

Wu Banxian rolled his eyes and said, "How could it be true? If it were true, I could sit here? I would have been offered a gift for someone long ago, or I would have been dragged to the demarcation for experiments."

Fang Zheng heard this and found that there was indeed a problem, so he asked, "Then where do you come from?"

Wu Banxian raised his head and said proudly: "I drew it and then scanned it down to the big seal. How about it? Is it realistic?"
Chapter completed!
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