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Chapter 119 Nonsense monk [4000 words](1/2)

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly. If he could, he didn't want to settle down here, but he replied: "Quiet means quiet, but after a long time, he will be a little bored."

Xiao Liu said: "You will be bored. I see you last hot search every now and then. By the way, where are your monkeys and dogs? Let me show it? They are so popular now, and their videos are everywhere."

Fang Zheng was stunned: "They are angry?"

"Yes, don't you know?" Xiao Liu asked.

Fang Zheng really didn't know, but he knew one thing. The crazy woman sat here for a while and then just listened to the little talk. So he quickly shouted: "Jingzhen, Jingfa, you take this donor to take a walk and see the scenery of our temple!"

After a while, a monkey wearing a monk's robe walked over with a big white wolf as big as a snow-white calf.

Xiao Liu exclaimed, "Wow, there are really monkeys and dogs like wolves? What kind of breed is that dog Fangzheng? Are white cows and wolves hybrids? Why are they so big?"

Fang Zheng rubbed his eyebrows and took the opportunity to secretly give Dulang a look, signaling him not to bother with the fool.

Fang Zhengdao: "Donor, wolves and cows cannot get a dog. This is a wolf, but I have learned from the Dharma and follow me to practice. You can go out for a walk..."

Xiao Liu was already curious about wolf and monkey, and when he heard this, he became even more curious.

Fang Zheng had to sigh that people who don’t have much brains are usually brave.

Although the lone wolf sometimes looks like a slut, it is forgotten. This is a lone wolf!

The wolf king was driven out of the pack when he was old. Before he came out, he had a fight, and the toughness on his face was unquestionable.

And let alone a wolf, even such a big dog, most people dare not get close to it.

But Xiao Liu came over without caring and followed the wolf and the monkey out in a daze.

Li Xueying looked at her back with some concern, and Fang Zheng said, "Don't worry, Pi Monk's disciple is still very sensible."

Li Xueying then calmed down.

Red Boy looked at Fang Zheng and Li Xueying and immediately said, "Master, I'll go...well, I'm cooking."

Then Red Boy also left and poked the squirrel's fat butt.

He immediately turned around and grinned his teeth, as if he was doing what you were doing.

Red Boy winked, but he was not tactful, so Red Boy directly carried his little tail and took him out.

Seeing this scene, Li Xueying couldn't help but smile: "Don't tell me that the fat guy is also your apprentice."

Fang Zheng shrugged and said, "Not only is it, but also their second senior brother."

"Puchi, you can really spoof..." Li Xueying laughed again, thinking Fang was joking with her.

Fang Zheng said seriously: "I'm not kidding, what I'm saying is true."

Li Xueying was speechless: "What did you think at that time? Can it understand Buddhist scriptures as a little squirrel?"

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "A squirrel is said to be a squirrel. Even if it is a salted fish for a long time, it can still be understood."

Li Xueying rolled her eyes. He suddenly felt that this guy who looked quiet, handsome, and righteous was so unreliable and interesting. Then she asked, "Is this the reason why you threw a salted fish in the wishing pond?"

Fang Zheng shook his head: "That is a stubborn and unchanging old salted fish. I can't influence him anymore. Moreover, he has heard more Buddhism than I can't teach him anything."

Li Xueying said: "Abbot Fang Zheng, I know a talk show. Do I recommend you to try it? I think your serious nonsense should be popular."

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while. Why didn’t anyone believe him every time he told the truth?

At this time, the mud monkey outside shouted: "Li Daxing, when will we leave? It will be dark soon. My dog ​​was pieced together in the village. I am afraid that it will get dark and they will not find the way back."

Li Xueying thought for a while and said, "How about you go back first. I came here to burn incense sticks. I never thought that when I went back so early, you can pick me up tomorrow during the day."

Fang Zheng was stunned, then lowered his voice and said, "Donor, I am a small temple, so I am afraid there is no place for you to stay overnight. Moreover, we don't leave guests here to stay, this is the rule."

Li Xueying's beautiful eyes were bright, and she asked back, "It's the New Year, don't you stay up late? In my hometown, I stay up late and don't sleep all night. Not sleeping is not considered staying overnight, right? It's also a violation of your rules, right?"

Fang Zheng was speechless...

Then Li Xueying said with a bit of begging: "Please, I really don't want to go back. Just let me hide here and clean, please..."

Looking at Li Xueying's big watery eyes, raised her little hands, and looked cute, Fang Zheng sighed.

Not sleeping and staying up all night is really not a bad rule.

So Fang Zheng said to the mud monkey: "Master Hou, go back. I will send them out tomorrow."

"Okay, it's much easier for you to give it to me than for me. These dogs are really unprofessional. If you have nothing to do, I'll leave first." The mud monkey also rushed back to celebrate the New Year.

Fang Zheng turned around and shouted, "Jingxin, don't cook first, and send the donor Hou back. I'm afraid he can't find the way."

Red Boy said, "Master, I don't cook, who will do it?"

Fang Zheng was about to say I did it, but Li Xueying said, "I'll do it!"

"You?" Fang Zheng, Red Boy, and Mud Monkey looked at Li Xueying in surprise at the same time.

Fang Zheng said: "Donor, are you sure? I don't have a gas stove to use."

Li Xueying raised her head slightly and said, "Who do you look down on me? When I was not a celebrity, I also lived in the village. I have been cooking for more than ten years. I don't understand?"

The mud monkey muttered, "I'm good at cooking, international celebrities... Abbot Fang Zheng, why don't I leave?"

"Woom wool wool..."

There was a barking sound outside, and Fang Zheng said, "You'd better go, otherwise those dogs will not do it."

The mud monkey scratched his head helplessly and turned around to say goodbye.

Watching the mud monkey, Red Boy and others leave, the sunlight also falls at this moment.

Sizzling...

"What sound?" Li Xueying asked subconsciously.

Fang Zheng pointed ahead and said, "It's them."

The next moment, the snow was arched open, and the snow bags were broken, and blood-red flowers broke out from the snow, swaying in the wind and blooming...

In an instant, a sea of ​​flowers and flowers on the other side appeared in front of Li Xueying.

At the end of the sea of ​​flowers on the other side, there was a snow-white desert, but from this angle, you could not see it. You could only see a red sea of ​​flowers swaying in the wind. At this time, a big and round moon slowly rose from the horizon. At first glance, it seemed to be rising from the end of the sea of ​​flowers.

Although the moon on fifteen is not the roundest, it is still very bright, big and beautiful!

The silver moonlight shone on the sea of ​​flowers, and the silver and blood-red blended together. The red became much lighter and turned red, just like this New Year, and it was fiery red.

"So beautiful..." Li Xueying sighed.

Fang Zheng didn't feel much, after all, he watched it every day.

"Wow, beautiful!"

The squirrel poked his head out of the sea of ​​flowers and happened to see a pair of beautiful people standing in front of the temple, beside the sea of ​​flowers.

One is dressed in white, and the other is dressed in red down jacket, which is as hot as fire.

One is handsome and the other is beautiful.

Coupled with the temple behind, the Bodhi tree, it looks like a scroll, beautiful.

The squirrel couldn't help but mutter: "It will be even more suitable for our family temple to Lanruo Temple..."

Fang Zheng didn't hear this, otherwise he would have to let him get lost.

...

In the kitchen, Fang Zheng certainly couldn't let the guests cook, so he prepared to do it himself.

As a result, before he could do it, Li Xueying came over with firewood, then pushed Fang Zheng away, skillfully used Matsu Akiko as a guide, lit some small branches, and then gradually added some larger wood while blowing the stove pit.

Fang Zheng looked at Li Xueying's skillful skills on the side and was speechless, but he didn't plan to compete with Li Xueying.

It's voluntary, but it's not his forced, so what's wrong with me?

Fang Zheng poured water and started cooking...

"What kind of rice is this? It's so big and so bright?" Li Xueying looked at Jing Mi and asked Fang Zheng in surprise.

Fang Zhengdao: "Jingmi, a specialty of the temple, is a unique piece, and there is no other semicolon."

"Really or not?" Li Xueying's impression of Fang Zheng has now become a funny guy who is full of train running, so she clearly expressed her doubts about his words.

Fang Zheng was too lazy to explain, but just answered with affirmative answer: "Of course it's true."

The rice was put into the pot and steamed here. Li Xueying had already opened the noodle pocket and started kneading the noodles.

Fang Zheng looked at Li Xueying in surprise, and Li Xueying said, "What are you looking at? Don't you eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?"

Of course, Fang Zheng had to eat dumplings, otherwise he would not have bought flour and came back. He just didn't expect Li Xueying to be so active.

But he still didn't stop him. Li Xueying kneaded the noodles, so he pulled a large piece of white jade cabbage leaves, and then used a finger to teach him that it seemed to start mixing dumpling fillings.

Not long after, the dumpling filling was prepared and the noodles were reconciled, and the two of them started to make dumplings together.

At this time, Xiao Liu finished his wandering around the temple and looked for it all the way.

Just as I was about to say something, I saw Li Xueying rolling up her sleeves and sitting on a stool and making dumplings on the stove.

Fang Zheng rolled the dough, and she was responsible for wrapping it. The two of them cooperated with each other in a tacit understanding.

"I'll go there, my princess makes dumplings with you..." Before he could finish speaking, a monkey passed by and covered her mouth and dragged her away.
To be continued...
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