Chapter 24: Bad Jade Emperor
The supreme ruler of the Heavenly Court is the Jade Emperor, and the spouse of the Jade Emperor is the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother gave birth to seven daughters for the Jade Emperor, which can be said to be harmonious and happy with the family. But such a family is only a superficial phenomenon. As the supreme ruler of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor will certainly not be willing to be bound by only one woman. Therefore, when he maintained a bright and upright image on the surface, some people behind his back were also sick. The famous beauties in the Three Realms, Fairy Chang'e became the Jade Emperor's target.
When the Jade Emperor was idle, he would go to Guanghan Palace in vain to discuss the fun of singing and dancing with Fairy Chang'e. He would also invite Fairy Chang'e to dance to entertain the fun of fun when there was a celebration in the heaven. Chang'e's dance was definitely the finale program, and it was rare for all the immortals to see it.
However, when the immortals were admiring Chang'e's dance, they knew the little thoughts of the Jade Emperor, so even if they were interested in Chang'e, they did not dare to reveal them. Only the drunk Marshal Tianpeng took advantage of the opportunity to enhance the cowardly courage and went to Guanghan Palace to tease Chang'e, but everyone knew the final result.
This makes Guanghan Palace even more deserted.
Does Chang'e know? Of course she knows, but what can she do when she is a fairy girl in the Moon Palace faces the supreme ruler of the Three Realms? Over the years, it has been rare to maintain "selling skills but not selling her body". Fortunately, the Jade Emperor is a romantic man and does not like to force women to do things they don't like, which allows Chang'e to temporarily preserve her reputation.
But how can these things be hidden from the Queen Mother's eyes and ears? So when there is no one, the Queen Mother often quarrels with the Jade Emperor. As many times as the quarrels, the Seven Fairies who are daughters will know. So after listening to Zuo Xiaoyou's words, they knew what the Jade Emperor was thinking, and they also knew that the person who got the music box was definitely Chang'e.
"Father is really too much." Today, the seven sisters gathered together and had to drink a few glasses, but the seven sisters had an average alcohol tolerance. After drinking only two glasses, they became a little bit over. As soon as the wine was over, they were a little uneasy. In addition to the seventh princess, they could keep a rational and keep silent. The other six princesses began to criticize the Jade Emperor and Chang'e.
"Chang'e is also a little reluctant to do so. If she refuses harshly, her father won't think too much."
"That's it! I think Chang'e also wants to use her father to raise her own value. A mortal who ascended from the lower realm. If she hadn't had an ambiguous relationship with her father, how could she be so noble? She is also known as the number one beauty in the Three Realms. She really doesn't know her face."
"What the third sister said is, in my opinion, then Chang'e is... in the words of her brother-in-law, she is a scheming bitch."
"Well, yes, Chang'e is just a scheming bitch. If you seduce your father, you should be punished!"
“…”
Seeing that his six aunts were talking less and less, Zuo Xiaoyou sighed and said, "Why do women make things difficult for women?"
As soon as these words came out, the table was quiet. The seven fairies' eyes focused on him.
Zuo Xiaoyou served a bowl of soup for the seventh princess and said, "After all, this kind of thing was caused by his father-in-law. What can Chang'e do if he is a weak woman without power? All six sisters are women, but can't they empathize?"
The words made the girls think deeply. The Seventh Princess looked at her husband and smiled: "Why should a woman make things difficult for women? Your husband said this very well."
"I'm just feeling it." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "I have also seen Chang'e. She is not like the kind of scheming woman she calls her sisters. Otherwise, she would have done good things with her father-in-law over the years, so how could she let her father-in-law only see but not eat, and think about it every day?"
This analysis is reasonable and makes it impossible for all the girls to find problems.
"My mother-in-law also has to take some responsibility for this matter." Zuo Xiaoyou's words made the girls very angry.
"This is really fresh." The third princess smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, what are your responsibilities? "
"Sister Three." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "In fact, it is not difficult to solve this matter. My mother-in-law is in charge of the female fairies in the world. Since my father-in-law is undesirable to the Chang'e thief, my mother-in-law only needs to transfer Chang'e to her side or ask a few female fairies to follow Chang'e. If there is any disturbance, report to my mother-in-law immediately. Will the matter be resolved soon!"
“…”
The six princesses blinked, but the seventh princess smiled and looked proud.
"Seventh sister has really found a good husband!" The six princesses couldn't help but sigh: "It would be great if Laojun proposed to marry me."
Seeing the six sisters expressing such emotion, the Seventh Princess was so embarrassed, but she also comforted her: "Sisters will definitely find a better husband in the future."
The six princesses shook their heads one after another. Under this social system based on the evil and evil society, there is no other man in the world who respects women as much as Zuo Xiaoyou. Even if the couple respect each other, the social relationship between men and women will not change. The six princesses are very clear about this, so they envy the seventh princess' luck even more. The best man in the world was actually occupied by this stupid sister who was usually silly, and they were so envious that they were going crazy.
In order to comfort their wounded soul, the six princesses tried their best to eat and drink without any scruples. Finally, they cleaned up all the delicious wine and food on the table, and then got drunk and stayed overnight in the Food Temple.
However, before getting drunk, the six princesses's maids were also sent to Yaochi by them, and informed Zuo Xiaoyou's words to the Queen Mother, and asked her to take care of her.
After learning about Zuo Xiaoyou's views on this matter and preventive measures, the Queen Mother couldn't help but look shining. Then she recruited two female fairies. After giving orders, the two female fairies left Yaochi and headed straight for the Taiyin Star.
On the other hand, after the Jade Emperor got the music box, he sneaked to the Moon Palace to meet Chang'e. Chang'e was helpless about the arrival of the Jade Emperor, but his disgust was also satisfying a trace of vanity as a woman.
Look, the most powerful man in the three realms is obsessed with madness for his sister, and his charm is indeed not something he can do.
In fact, there is one thing that the six princesses said is true. If Chang'e was really a chaste and virtuous woman, she would have clearly rejected the Jade Emperor at the beginning. Why do you have to act like you want to refuse but welcome him? It would have made the Jade Emperor think more about it for nothing.
In the final analysis, Chang'e is just an ordinary woman after all, and a woman with a strong sense of vanity. Otherwise, the legend of Chang'e stealing spiritual medicine and ascending to Guanghan Palace would not be left among the people.
But how many women in the world do not have vanity? Especially for beautiful women, especially for beautiful women who do not have enough material life.
This point can be perfectly explained from a biological perspective. Female of any species will try to find strong, strong and well-generated male partners when looking for a mate. Not to mention anything else, male birds cannot build nests, and female birds ignore you at all. If there is no bird's nest, how can they lay eggs? Do you still have to reproduce?
The same is true for people. Unless they are women who have not lacked material life since childhood, or women who do not have high requirements for material things, any woman will choose the opposite sex that can allow them to get material satisfaction when choosing a marriage partner. On this basis, it would be even better if she could have some spiritual satisfaction.
The latter point is especially needed by women who are not short of material things or who have low requirements for material things.
Of course, women choose men, and men also choose women. The better the men are, the better they will choose good women. For those women who often dream of prince charming, it is better to dream less and combine their actual situation.
The choice of the tall, rich and handsome guys will always be white, rich and beautiful guys will always be tall, rich and handsome guys. This is the choice of fish and shrimps for shrimps, and the turtle will look for turtles. Look for whatever you are like, don't do anything randomly, otherwise the only one who is injured will be yourself.
Don't believe it?
Look at the husband the Milk Tea Sister is looking for, and then look at Sister Feng... Can that be the same?
Chang'e has a bad background, but she has a beauty that ordinary people cannot reach. If such a woman has the opportunity to pursue a better life, she will certainly not let it go stupidly. Those who will slander Chang'e about such things are basically inseparable from the crowd of people who are "envious, jealous and hatred".
Zuo Xiaoyou had no idea about Chang'e, and he didn't want to care about his father-in-law and her broken affairs, so he was convinced by his six aunts. However, the Jade Emperor and Chang'e who were in it had not realized that their broken affairs had been seen through. At this time, when he saw the music box sent by the Jade Emperor, Chang'e could not say anything about rejection.
This music box is so beautiful that even Zuo Xiaoyou wanted to deduct it himself, not to mention how Chang'e felt after seeing it. As soon as the Jade Emperor took it out, he couldn't hold it anymore, and accepted the gift after a little refusal.
This was the first time Chang'e accepted a gift so easily. The Jade Emperor was secretly happy and knew that he had given the right gift this time, and he would probably be able to have a love today.
Thinking of good things, the Jade Emperor's eyes became a little hotter.
"Don't Chang'e open it and listen?"
After hearing the Jade Emperor's reminder, Chang'e nodded with a smile, opened the music box, and heard the background music of "When will the bright moon come to an end?". The melodious and beautiful music almost captured Chang'e in an instant. After listening for a moment, she became obsessed with it. She couldn't believe that there were such beautiful music in the world, and it was very compatible with herself.
Thinking of the person who made the music box, a ripple appeared in Chang'e's heart: Could this person be my soulmate?
When the Jade Emperor saw Chang'e's obsession, he was secretly happy, but if he knew that Chang'e was not thinking about him at all, but his son-in-law, he would be afraid that he would not be able to laugh.
After a long time, seeing that Chang'e seemed to be immersed in it and could not wake up, the Jade Emperor could not sit still, and he didn't care about the unhappiness of Chang'e, so he closed the music box casually. The music came to an abrupt end, and Chang'e also came to her senses. Seeing that the Jade Emperor actually closed the music box, a trace of dissatisfaction flashed across her face.
"Haha, does Chang'e like this gift?" The Jade Emperor didn't care about Chang'e's dissatisfaction and asked with a smile.
Chang'e forced a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, I like it very much." After a pause, he asked: "But your Majesty son-in-law, the God of Food?"
"No," the Jade Emperor did not hide it, but instead said with some credit: "My son-in-law, Putian, made a music box for his mother-in-law. I also specially ordered him to make this one. It took more than a year to make it. Fortunately, Chang'e liked it, otherwise I would have to punish him heavily."
"Your Majesty, why did you say this?" Chang'e was displeased. "The Left Prince Consort works hard, but there is no credit and hard work. Regardless of whether I like it or not, Your Majesty should reward the Left Prince Consort. How can you punish the Left Prince Consort? If you are known by the immortals, wouldn't you believe that Your Majesty is unknown in rewards and punishments, and you are a fool!"
Seeing that Chang'e was actually facing Zuo Xiaoyou, the Jade Emperor was displeased, but he still had a smile on his face: "I am just a joke, why should Chang'e take it seriously?"
"You have no jokes." Chang'e said, "Your Majesty is the lord of the three realms. No matter where you are, what you say is a golden rule. How can you make fun of? If the immortals know that Your Majesty says this to me, Your Majesty will not be called a fool, but will instead call me a disaster. How can Your Majesty bear it?"
After saying this, the Jade Emperor was speechless and could only apologize with a wry smile, but Chang'e finally accepted the gift. Seeing that Chang'e was about to make the topic apart, the Jade Emperor hurriedly said, "Chang'e, I am on a tour in a very small way today. Can I have a few drinks with me?"
Wine is a medium of color. The Jade Emperor knows the three flavors well, so he will continue to work hard.
Chang'e received such a Dali item, and it was not good to drive people away. Besides, she dared not drive the Jade Emperor away, so she agreed and prepared a table of wine and food, and accompanied the Jade Emperor to drink and have fun.
Perhaps the music box is too charming and the gift is too heavy. Today, Chang'e also rarely danced for the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor looked at Chang'e's graceful dance posture and his even more graceful body gradually became uneasy. Just when Chang'e came back to toast after dancing, the Jade Emperor grabbed Chang'e's bright wrist and pulled it into his arms. With a scream, Chang'e was already pulled into her arms by him. His other hand tightly wrapped around her waist, his eyes were hot: "Chang'e, do you know what I want?"
"Your Majesty, no..." Chang'e was so beautiful that she wanted to break free, but how could she get rid of the Jade Emperor's hug? Seeing the Jade Emperor kissing her mouth, Chang'e hurriedly raised her hand and pushed her back.
"Chang'e, don't resist, satisfy me, I will not lose your benefits in the future." The Jade Emperor was panting and wanted to use his strength, and Chang'e's resistance became increasingly weak. But at this moment, a solemn female voice came from outside Guanghan Palace: "The Queen Mother's oral order has come to this point, Chang'e is coming out!"
Wow
A basin of cold water was poured on his head, and the Jade Emperor was wet from head to toe, and from head to toe. The flames emitted from his body and mind were instantly extinguished, almost becoming impotence. However, Chang'e was as if she was granted a general amnesty and hurriedly broke free from the Jade Emperor's entanglement. While tidying up her makeup, she said: "Your Majesty, go quickly to avoid being discovered by the female fairy beside the Empress."
Ox! The Jade Emperor cursed in his heart, but he knew that there was no chance today.
Thinking that he could immediately get Chang'e who was thinking about day and night to bed, but at the last moment, the Jade Emperor was so angry that he felt so angry that he followed them after listening to the oral orders brought by the two female fairies. Now he knew that there was no chance today. With a resentment, the Jade Emperor left Guanghan Palace in disappointment and returned to the Heavenly Palace.
Chapter completed!