Chapter 16 Somersault Cloud(1/2)
"The Wuzhi Mountain is ahead. ¢£,” crossing the desert, forests, mountains, rivers, Wuzhi Mountain is finally in the distance.
Looking up, Wuzhishan is indeed like a person's palm. The difference is that the palms of Wuzhishan are a bit fat.
Just think about it, after all, it is the palm of the Tathagata Buddha, so it is understandable that it is fatter.
"The Heavenly Court is on the top of Wuzhi Mountain?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked?
"There is only the palace of the God of War on Wuzhi Mountain on the top of Wuzhi Mountain. If you want to enter the heaven, you can only teleport through the teleportation array of Wuzhi Mountain." said the white-haired witch.
Teleportation array?
Not long after, Fei Jie finally flew to Wuzhishan. Because the white-haired witch scanned her face, the guards here did not stop her. The three of them successfully entered the palace of the God of War in Yujiang.
The warriors had long reported to the God of War in Yujiang. When they learned that Jin Yanzi had arrived with the destined person and the Golden Cudgel, Yujiang's God of War was very happy. Even the palace maids didn't care about teasing them. They immediately dressed up and sat upright on the dragon chaise in the palace, waiting for the arrival of the white-haired witch and the destined person.
As the palace gate opened, the white-haired witch was in front, and the left and right hand held a golden cudgel and the golden swallow behind, and walked into the palace.
Yujiang's God of War only glanced at the white-haired witch's face and stopped at Zuo Xiaoyou.
After looking up and down, Yujiang War God was very unhappy: he was just a mortal, even more outstanding than this general! He deserved to die!
Feeling the malice of the God of War in Yujiang, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't care and stepped forward: "Give me the Immortal Immortal Water, and I give you the Golden Cudgel!"
Hearing such direct words, Yujiang's God of War was stunned, and then laughed: "What an interesting person. It's been five hundred years. For five hundred years, no one has ever spoken to me like this."
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at him and said lightly: "You see it now."
"You're right." Yujiang's God of War stopped laughing and said, "But this is my territory, what qualifications do you have to bargain with this general?"
"It seems you don't understand yet." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "When you face me, you no longer have the ability to threaten me."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes emitted strange light, directly shooting at the eyes of the God of War in Yujiang. It was Zhou Axing's special illusion that he drew in the world of "Gambling Man" back then.
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Wine pool and meat forest.
The God of War in Yujiang wanders in the wine pond and meat forest.
"Dare to resist? I like it! Hahahaha... Beauty, you forced me to be rough, hahahaha..."
...
The wine pond and meat forest were broken in an instant. When the God of War Yujiang saw the heavenly soldiers and generals who were "tortured" in front of him, they immediately pounced on the ground with disgust and vomited heavily.
Man! He actually vomited to men...
When he was vomiting, Zuo Xiaoyou handed the immortal water to the white-haired witch: "I promise you."
The white-haired witch silently took the Immortal Immortal Water, and after opening it, she drank the Immortal Immortal Water into her belly. The next moment, she felt her body become extremely comfortable and relaxed, as if she could fly at any time. This feeling, just like when she was a female fairy in Yaochi, could not be described in words.
She knew that she had obtained eternal life and youth.
"Thank you." After fulfilling your wish, the white-haired witch's inner anger dissipated a lot. Facing Zuo Xiaoyou, he finally said the words that were equivalent to "submission" for her.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "You're welcome."
Jin Yanzi looked at the God of War who vomited continuously, pulled out the jade hairpin from her hair bun, and used the dart technique he passed down from her monks to shoot at the God of War.
At this moment, the God of War Yujiang was still immersed in the broken blow of integrity and could not extricate himself. He was completely unprepared. It was not until the Jade Hairpin shot on him. He suddenly woke up. Feeling the Jade Hairpin caused his body to hurt him, the God of War Yujiang let out a long painful roar, reached behind his right hand, pulled the Jade Hairpin off, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it into pieces.
Yujiang's God of War stared at Zuo Xiaoyou and Jin Yanzi with red eyes, "Who is it!"
A flying knife shot away. It was on the forehead of Yujiang's war god. Yujiang's war god's eyes were round, his body leaned back, and finally fell to the ground, making a roar of the end of the era.
Zuo Xiaoyou made a random move and shot backwards. He put it into the watch space and said lightly: "I'm talking nonsense."
The white-haired witch opened her mouth, unable to believe that Yujiang's God of War was shot to death by Zuo Xiaoyou so simply.
Jin Yanzi was revenged and tears were surging with excitement: "Father, mother, have you seen it? My daughter has avenged you, you can rest in peace!"
Seeing that the God of War Yujiang died, the heavenly soldiers and generals present were in panic. The God of War Yujiang died. What should they do in the future?
Zuo Xiaoyou ignored them at all. As the prompt sound of completing the second main task and the third main task came in his ears, Zuo Xiaoyou stepped forward to the stone statue of Sun Wukong, raised the golden cudgel, and smashed it hard on the stone statue.
Accompanied by a huge roar, a strong shock wave spread from the stone statue. Even Zuo Xiaoyou was also backed by the impact energy, retreating for four or five meters in a row before he stood still.
Jin Yanzi and the white-haired witch were directly washed up and finally blocked their bodies by the wall. Fortunately, their bodies were very strong, although they were a little painful, they would not be injured.
As the shock wave ended, a Jet Li posted a few golden retrievers and forced Sun Wukong to appear...
Please forgive Zuo Xiaoyou for his complaints, because this version of Sun Wukong is so lousy, comparable to the image in the old movie Journey to the West in the 1970s. Fortunately, at least this version of Sun Wukong still uses a golden cudgel, unlike a certain version, who actually used a single knife and started to dry it while walking on a pair of roller skates that cost two yuan a pair...
"Those who are destined to be, thank you for saving me." Sun Wukong's first sentence after the unblocking was still very satisfied with Zuo Xiaoyou, at least this monkey knew how to be grateful.
But the next sentence made him less happy: "But you killed Yujiang War God. He was mine, but now he is dead. If you have a wrongdoing, you have a debt and a master, then I'll fight you."
Seeing Sun Wukong take a stance, Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless: "If you want to fight, I will certainly accompany you, but not now."
"Hmm?" Sun Wukong scratched his face and was curious: "When was that?"
Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and looked at Jin Yanzi, and smiled and said, "After I spend my life with my beloved woman."
Jin Yanzi's face suddenly turned red, and her head was drooping with joy, and her heart was filled with happiness.
Sun Wukong looked at Zuo Xiaoyou and said, "Can you live forever?"
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.
"Where is her?" Sun Wukong pointed at Jin Yanzi.
"She can't." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "She has a lifespan of up to five hundred years, so I want to accompany her with all my heart. After five hundred years, I will have another fight with you."
Sun Wukong scratched his face with a smile: "Okay. I'll wait for you for five hundred years."
Just after the two of them had discussed, a holy light fell from the sky. When all the soldiers and generals saw this holy light, they immediately knelt down respectfully: "Welcome to Your Majesty!"
Seeing their reaction, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that the Jade Emperor, like a policeman, always came on the stage late when the matter was over.
"Little Swallow, let's go!" Zuo Xiaoyou took Jin Yanzi's hand and left on the flying carpet, which made the Jade Emperor who had just landed only see their backs.
"..." The Jade Emperor was very angry. This was too disrespectful to me.
Sun Wukong was not interested in the Jade Emperor's old man, scratched his face and flew away.
Only the white-haired witch dared not challenge the monarchy, and knelt down on the ground to welcome the arrival of the Jade Emperor. But her heart had already flown into the distance and went with the person on the flying carpet.
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On the flying carpet, Jin Yanzi snuggled in Zuo Xiaoyou's arms, with a strong gloss of happiness on her face: "Husband, where are we going?"
When he heard the name of husband, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled with his eyebrows and said, "Didn't I say it! When we help you avenge, we will go back to the Water Curtain Cave to live in seclusion and be a pair of fairy couples."
Jin Yanzi's eyes were full of expectations, and then she thought of something. Her delicate face turned red and she whispered: "Husband, I want to give birth to a child for you, and have many, many children."
Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes were gentle. He stroked Jin Yanzi's hair and smiled slightly: "Okay, after we go back, we will start creating people."
"Um."
Just when the two were in love, a monkey flew over and landed on the flying carpet, and smiled: "If you are destined to be, don't mind my old grandson going to your place to ask for a bowl of wine!"
Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless: "You are here, can I still drive you away!"
"Hehehe, I, Old Sun, know that you are a real person." Sun Wukong sat on the flying carpet and said, "The speed of your magic weapon is too slow. When will you reach your territory?"
"I am not the mountain king who occupies the mountain as the king." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled helplessly: "It will be more than two thousand miles to get to my place, and it will take about an hour."
"For more than an hour? I, Lao Sun, are getting impatient." After all, it was a monkey, and he was anxious about everything.
"There's no way." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "My magic weapon can only be so fast. Unlike you, a somersault cloud is 100,800 miles away. The world is so big that it arrives in an instant."
Speaking of somersault clouds, Sun Wukong was very proud: "It's amazing! This is the cloud-driven technique passed down to me by my master. Only my old Sun can do it in the world."
"It's really windy and you're not afraid of your tongue." Zuo Xiaoyou sarcastically said, "If only you can do it in the world, how did your master teach you?"
"Uh..." Sun Wukong laughed dryly: "I was wrong. There are two people in the world who can do it, one is my old Sun, and the other is my master."
"Who is your master? If you can teach you such a powerful disciple, you must be the strongest person in this world!" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.
"Of course." Sun Wukong said: "In this world, I, Lao Sun, don't accept anyone, but my master. I, Lao Sun, can't compare to him even if I have been in 100,000 years."
"What is your master's name?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.
"He is..." Sun Wukong suddenly shuddered and said, "I can't say it."
"..." Seeing the caution in Sun Wukong's eyes, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "If you don't say it, forget it."
Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou understand him, Sun Wukong was very grateful and a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and said, "It's not that I won't say it, it's because my master was afraid that I would cause trouble and implicate him."
"I understand." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "With your personality, it is inevitable to cause trouble. Yujiang War God is just one of them. I think you will definitely cause more trouble in the future."
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "I don't want to cause trouble either, but when the Jade Emperor held a Peach Banquet, I didn't invite me, so I made a big fuss. Only then did the Jade Emperor fight the God of War hold a grudge against me, and later he even sealed my Old Sun with despicable means. After all, it was the Jade Emperor fight the God of War in Yujiang. "
"A slap can't be slapped." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "The Jade Emperor will not invite you to the banquet. He will have his own considerations. If you don't make trouble, how will the God of War in Yujiang hold a grudge against you? If you are not so naive and lose the golden cudgel, how will it be sealed? When you blame others, you must also reflect on your own mistakes, otherwise you will never remember the lesson, and it is inevitable that you will cause greater disasters."
"Why do you say the same thing as my master?" Sun Wukong scratched his face and said, "It seems that you are not old, how many years have you been practicing Taoism?"
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Not two thousand years."
"Oh?" Sun Wukong was surprised: "Then you have been practicing Taoism for a longer time than me, and I have only practiced for hundreds of years."
Jin Yanzi was also a little surprised. Unexpectedly, Zuo Xiaoyou was actually an old monster. The two were a hundred times different ages.
"You have been sealed for five hundred years, and you have been counted as one thousand years." Zuo Xiaoyou said.
To be continued...