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Chapter 1 The monkeys at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain

Looking at the five peaks that had been formed from dozens of miles of stones falling from the sky, and the golden-haired monkey struggling under the mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that he seemed to have traveled to an amazing world.

I don’t know why, but after just a while of sleep, I opened my eyes and traveled to the deep mountains and forests. Before I could come back to my senses, I saw this thrilling scene.

The golden-retriever monkey struggled very hard, and was about to push down the mountains. At this moment, a bald monk flew from the horizon with a post and posted the post on the mountain. Then the mountains suppressed the golden-retriever monkey again. No matter how the golden-retriever monkey struggled, it still remained motionless.

"Jade Emperor! Tathagata! I, Lao Sun, was deceived by you! I was deceived by you!"

Zuo Xiaoyou stared at the scene in front of him, and finally confirmed that this was the world of Journey to the West, and that Sun Wuzi had just failed to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was pressed by the Buddha of Tathagata to the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain.

Just as he was in a daze, the bald monk who had dropped the post in the sky glanced at him and saw that although he was wearing strange clothes, he was powerless. He was just an ordinary person. He smiled faintly and flew towards the sky.

When the monk looked at him just now, Zuo Xiaoyou felt creepy, as if he had been stripped of his clothes and was raped without a secret. It would be fine if he was a beautiful woman who raped him, but he was a monk and looked quite ugly.

Zuo Xiaoyou got goosebumps all over his body, and Buddhism is indeed a bunch of perverts.

Seeing that Sun Wuzhi was still yelling at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou did not go to trouble, and observed his current situation and found that he was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, jeans and sneakers he usually wore, and a mountaineering bag.

Mountaineering bag?

He quickly put down the mountaineering bag and frowned. He didn't remember buying the mountaineering bag.

After opening it, I looked at the items inside, a multi-functional armored shovel, two bird-killing slingshots, a few clothes and some daily necessities, the most amazing ones include more than twenty packs of seeds, grain, vegetables, and fruits, either delicious or high-yield.

What is this? Let me go to Journey to the West to be a farmer?

Not to mention, such a large area around is empty, and it is dozens of acres of fertile land. In addition, multi-functional scoops can cut trees and plow the land, and it is very useful. It is really a shovel in my hand. I have it in the world. At least I don’t have to worry about survival in this world. But now before the food is planted and before harvesting, his food source can only be relied on a slingshot to kill birds. Fortunately, he packed a lot of salt and seasonings in his backpack, so he could eat it for half a year.

In more than half a year, the grain should be harvested, but rice may be harvested for two. As for vegetables, lettuce and leeks can be harvested in the shortest time. But the prerequisite is that he will cultivate the land early and build a house for himself to shelter from the wind and rain.

There are trees around, and there is a small river a few hundred meters away. There is no problem with building a wooden house. The river water can open a small canal, then build a paddy field, plant rice, and there will definitely be fish and shrimps in the water brought in. These fish and shrimps can also grow in the paddy fields. When the rice is ripe, you can also make some fat fish and shrimps to taste.

Zuo Xiaoyou thought a lot, and then used the shortest time to make a five-year plan for his future. He confirmed that there was no big problem, so he took action and took a slingshot to shoot pheasants.

There are wild game in the wilderness, but there are also beasts. Fortunately, the Wuzhi Mountain fell too scary, and the beasts seemed to have been scared away. You should not have to worry about your personal safety in a short period of time. Otherwise, if you encounter tigers, bears, etc. at this time, he would not want to live.

Fortunately, luckily.

...

Two months passed without realizing it. After two months of hard work, Zuo Xiaoyou finally reclaimed more than ten acres of cultivated fields, including one acre of rice fields and more than three acres of orchards. The remaining five acres were planted with grain and vegetables.

Zuo Xiaoyou is very lucky. This Wuzhi Mountain is a crater, which just blocks the cold air from the north, causing Zuo Xiaoyou to be in spring all year round, and the sunshine and rain are relatively abundant, which is very suitable for farming.

In addition to reclaiming wasteland in the past two months, Zuo Xiaoyou also built a small wooden house for himself. The wooden house is very small, with a length and width of only more than three meters. Unfortunately, there is no lime paving, which can easily attract mosquitoes. But there is nothing to do in the wild.

In any case, Zuo Xiaoyou already has the foundation to survive in this world, as long as he does not encounter beasts or monsters.

In two months, Sun Wukong curled from the beginning every day, then intermittently, and then occasionally cursed not long ago, and now he can't curse at all. He shook his head every day, staring blankly with his eyes blank.

Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou also entered his eyes. After all, the reclaimed wasteland is only a few hundred meters away from him. Zuo Xiaoyou's busy appearance every day is seen by him. For some reason, although he was just an ordinary person, he felt that this person was a bit strange and completely different from the people he had seen before. But he didn't want to pay attention to it. No matter how strange the ordinary person was, he would inevitably die. Even if he was in trouble, he did not want to talk to mortals.

On that day, Zuo Xiaoyou caught two big fish more than a half meter long in the river. I don’t know if there was no one living nearby, which caused the fish and shrimps in the river to grow very large. Some fish were even bigger than him and had sharp teeth. Some days ago, he was almost taken away by a fish while taking a bath by the river. Fortunately, his armed force shovel was right at hand. With one shovel, he cut the big guy more than a two-meter long into a half-dead. Then the fish struggled in the river for a long time and finally floated up.

Zuo Xiaoyou happily packed up the fish. Except for the first two meals of fresh food, the remaining excess meat was marinated and dried into dried fish. He chewed it when he was idle. Not only did he get hungry, but he also practiced his teeth.

Life in ancient times was not easy. Although Zuo Xiaoyou did it very vigorously, he really felt that every day was torture. There were endless work during the day and mosquito bites at night, which was a waste of life. Even if he had been a slumber for more than ten years and had countless poor crews, he never felt that it was as unbearable as it is now. No matter how poor the crew was, he could at least have a good sleep and eat a boxed lunch that tasted good. But in this world, everything depends on himself, and he had to struggle on the survival line almost every day.

He finally knew why ancient people were so short-lived. It would be strange if they lived like this all day long.

He carried the two big fishes back to the cabin, and Zuo Xiaoyou started to make a fire and cook.

The mountaineering bag did not provide iron pots. Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou could simply burn tiles and pottery techniques. He made some clay early and burned some clay pots. The clay pots were big and small, and their functions were different. At this time, Zuo Xiaoyou made a large clay pot, cut the fish into several pieces, and put them in the clay pot to boil the fish. The seasoning he brought was limited after all, so he could only add some salt, MSG and a small amount of soy sauce.

Speaking of which, there is only a little left of soy sauce, and it is really gone after it is used up. If he wants to eat soy sauce in the future, he can only wait until the soybeans are harvested before making it. Thanks to Hengpiao's more than ten years of experience, he has learned a lot of useful survival skills. Just like Bei Ye, he is also a man standing at the top of the food chain.

The premise is not to encounter lions, tigers or something.

During the breaks of cooking fish, Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the direction where Sun Wukong was pressed. The golden monkey hair was still so eye-catching, but it was covered with weeds and moss, which looked very pitiful. But he knew that this was just the beginning. Sun Wukong had to endure such loneliness for five hundred years. Five hundred years! Just thinking about it would be chilling. If he was an ordinary person, he would probably not be able to hold on for five years, let alone five hundred years. Fortunately, Sun Wukong had eaten so many immortal elixirs and peaches, and had already achieved the indestructible body of Vajra. Even if he didn't eat or drink, he could survive. This made Zuo Xiaoyou envious.

After almost an hour, the stew was very soft and tasty. After it was tasty, the left and right hand walked towards the place where Sun Wukong was.

Gradually, Sun Wukong, who heard the movement, opened his eyes and looked at him with a little doubt and vigilant look.

Seeing Sun Wukong staring at him with his eyes open, Zuo Xiaoyou stopped, lit up the clay pot that Liang held in his hand, and said, "Do you want to eat some fish?"

"If you don't eat, get out." Sun Wukong's answer was very cruel and ruthless. He really didn't want to be disturbed. After scolding, he closed his eyes again, looking half-dead.

Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou could not get out. He sat down directly on the spot and opened the clay pot. The fragrance of fish drifted in the wind and soon floated into Sun Wukong's nose, causing his eyes to move, but he remained silent.

Zuo Xiaoyou took out a homemade disposable wooden chopstick, picked up a piece of tender white fish and put it into his mouth. The taste was really good. Although it was not as delicious as modern, the seasonings were limited after all, so it was already very good to be able to make it like this. Seeing that what he made was quite delicious, Zuo Xiaoyou began to slap his mouth loudly, and the frequency was getting higher and higher.

Sun Wukong was unhappy at first, but when he heard Zuo Xiaoyou not only greed for him with fish, but also slapped his mouth, he was furious.

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" Sun Wukong opened his eyes, staring at him coldly with golden eyes, gritting his teeth: "Get out of here!"

"Why is the divine monkey?" Although Zuo Xiaoyou was a little scared, he knew that Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, could not use magic at all. His abilities were locked in the Five Elements Mountain. Apart from immortality and not eating or drinking, it was no different from ordinary monkeys. But out of respect for Sun Wukong, he slowed down and said: "Two months ago, a mountain fell from the sky and the divine monkey was pressed down at the foot of the mountain. I, a mortal, don't know where the divine monkey came from and what crimes he committed. But since the divine monkey was pressed here, I must not be able to escape in the short term. Since this is the case, why bother to get angry and add to my troubles?"

Although Sun Wukong was still staring at him, his face had already eased a lot. Zuo Xiaoyou knew that his remarks had worked, so he hit the railway while it was hot: "I was also here. When I saw the monkey alone, I built a hut here to farm and be a companion with the monkey. If the monkey wants to eat, I can do one or two for my behalf. Why not do the monkey?"

Hearing these words, Sun Wukong's face finally eased, but he still didn't untie the knot and said lightly: "I, Mr. Sun, don't need you to be your company, you go!"

"It's too late." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Since the divine monkey is being suppressed by heaven, I must have great skills. Although I am a mortal, I have been interested in gods, monsters and demons since I was a child. I have never been able to see them. It is my chance to see the divine monkey coming to the world. Unless I die, I will not leave."

"It's up to you." Sun Wukong no longer wanted to say more. He felt that Zuo Xiaoyou was really long-winded and had time to talk nonsense to him. It would be better to close your eyes and sleep. Maybe several days passed when you wake up, which could invisibly reduce the time he was tortured.

Seeing that Sun Wukong stopped driving him, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and began to eat fish normally. But this big jar of fish was too much, and there was a lot of delicious fish soup. Zuo Xiaoyou ate it a little too much and only ate half of it.

Just as the food was about to be left, Zuo Xiaoyou walked forward a few more steps. When Sun Wukong opened his eyes and turned his head to look at him, he walked to him and sat cross-legged on the ground, shook the clay pot: "There are still many, the taste is pretty good, so try the divine monkey too!"

"..." Sun Wukong did not speak, but not speaking was equivalent to a default. Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks to send it to Sun Wukong's mouth. Sun Wukong grinned his teeth and finally opened his mouth to bite the fish into his mouth.

"How does it taste?" Zuo Xiaoyou was very surprised when he saw Sun Wukong eating fish.

Sun Wukong grinned his teeth again: "It's unpalatable."

"Uh..." Zuo Xiaoyou was hit hard: "It's really hard to eat?"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Compared with the delicious food in the heavenly court, you are simply incapable of eating."

Left Xiaoyou orz!

Although Sun Wukong was deprecated as worthless, at least Sun Wukong was willing to talk to him, which was a good start. In the following months, Zuo Xiaoyou was always trying to improve his cooking skills and make delicious food that satisfies Sun Wukong, but every time Sun Wukong sneered and said 'unspicious'. After a long time, Zuo Xiaoyou began to doubt his life: "Why do I think it's delicious? Is Sun Monkey King different from ordinary people's taste buds?"

This was confirmed after half a year and after the watermelon ripened.

When Zuo Xiaoyou came to Sun Wukong with a big watermelon, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up: "Watermelon! Hurry! Let me try it for me, Lao Sun!"

Zuo Xiaoyou: "..."

Seeing Sun Wukong gnawing the big watermelon like a starving ghost, Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless, and finally confirmed that Sun Wukong's tongue was different from ordinary people. If he had known that this monkey liked to eat fruits, he would not have forced himself to make meat for the monkey every meal! But in the original work, didn't Sun Wukong also eat meat? Why did he think that he was not delicious?
Chapter completed!
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