Chapter 64 Weird
"not enough."
Faced with the conditions of Ma Daopo, the middle-aged Taoist said only two words coldly.
When Ma Daopo heard this, her face suddenly turned red. She gritted her teeth tightly and said, "Senior Brother, 15,000 taels, this is the most. I have to leave two thousand taels to maintain the operation of the Medicine King Temple. If you still disagree, then the junior sister will have to say goodbye."
When the middle-aged Taoist heard this, he sighed and said, "Okay, since you say that, if your senior brother disagrees, it will be too unkind. Although the great way is ruthless, people are ultimately affectionate... Alas!"
When Ma Daopo heard this, laughed even worse than crying, and said, "Yes, the senior brother is kind, and the junior sister naturally understands it."
The middle-aged Taoist waved his hand and said, "Forget it, my family won't say this. Now I will tell you a divination to see what kind of cause and effect is involved in that young son..."
Upon hearing this, Daopo Ma quickly took out a piece of paper from his arms and handed it to the middle-aged Taoist, saying, "Senior Brother, this is the birth date of the concubine's son, look."
After taking the paper and looking at it, the middle-aged Taoist frowned, then picked up the turtle shell compass, pinched the gesture with one hand, closed his eyes, and murmured, but others couldn't hear it clearly.
I saw that he didn't move much, and the pointer on the compass started to rotate by itself.
The Taoist techniques in the Taoist hand also changed continuously, and the more you pinched them, the faster you became.
However, gradually, Daopo Ma found that the originally relaxed expression on the Taoist face had disappeared, becoming solemn, and later even turned into a tiny blue color.
The pointer on the compass turned like crazy, so fast that Ma Daopo couldn't see the traces clearly.
The seal in the Taoist's hand became faster and faster. Later, his whole hand was shrouded in a phantom.
"puff!"
Suddenly, the Taoist squirted out a mouthful of blood and poured it on the head of the Ma Daopo near him. The Daopo didn't bother to wipe it, and saw the middle-aged Taoist angrily open, his eyes were filled with horror and fear, and his whole body was trembling.
"Senior brother?Senior brother!"
Daopo Ma was frightened and shouted in panic.
After hearing the call of Ma Daopo, the middle-aged Taoist's pupils gradually closed. When he saw Ma Daopo in front of him, he suddenly shook his ears, but ignored where the blood on her face came from, and said angrily: "Junior sister, you actually hurt me!"
Judging from the appearance, the middle-aged Taoist is about to take action against the enemy.
Daopa Ma was frightened and repeatedly said injustice: "Senior Brother, where are you... you started?"
The middle-aged Taoist man had a ferocious face and said hatefully: "Where do you start? Give me a dead birth date and horoscope for me to calculate. If it weren't for Dao, I would have stayed in the underworld just now and wouldn't come back. Okay, okay, okay, okay, you Daopo Ma, you have such a vicious heart."
Daopa Ma was shocked when she heard this and said, "How is that possible? Senior brother, I saw Jia Huan before. I lived well. Would you calculate it wrong?"
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"Listen to my command, exhale and inhale as you order, don't act on your own. Even if you feel uncomfortable, you have to follow me. Remember? If you make a little mistake, the result will be a big deviation. Not only will it not help you exercise, but you may also be devastated."
Jiao Da said very seriously.
Jia Huan also nodded solemnly and said in a deep voice: "Grandmaster, don't worry, I am a reliable person."
Jiao Da's mouth twitched when he heard this, and said, "Remember, the speed is as fast as my speech speed, the depth is as follows my command, prepare, go!"
"Yiqian!"
"Erqian!"
"Three shallow!"
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With Jiao Da's voice and speaking speed, Jia Huan breathed and gasped with a serious expression. Although he felt that it seemed a bit unreliable to do so, he still did it.
"Qianqian..."
“Baqian…”
"Nine shallow...one deep!!!"
"puff!"
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"What are you doing?"
Looking at Jia Huan who almost laughed out loud, Jiao Da looked at him angrily and scolded him sternly.
Jia Huan waved his hands repeatedly, laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and said, "Great... Master, I underestimate you. You are... Haha... You are worthy of your surname Jiao... Ouch, I'm so laughing to death, my god!"
When Jiao Da heard this, his face turned pale. He was a rough man, so he naturally couldn't understand what was wrong with "the surname Jiao". As for Jiuqian and Yishen, he couldn't figure out what was funny. But judging from Jia Huan's appearance, this was obviously not a good thing.
Taking someone’s surname as a joke is definitely one of the worst behaviors.
Taking his words as a joke is also a manifestation of disrespect for him.
If a real man had not come out, it would be hard to pursue him.
He once promised to teach Jia Huan to run and regulate his breathing, and Jiao Da would turn around and leave at this moment.
The rotten wood cannot be carved. He thought the Jia family had finally figured out a progressive one.
Who knows that he is a bunch of goods!
Maybe he felt Jiao Da's anger that was about to be suppressed, Jia Huan also felt that he was doing too inauthentic. Not to mention anything else, Grandpa Jiao is the benefactor of the Jia family and has made great contributions to the Jia clan. Besides, the old man in his eighties is over 100 years old, and he will laugh at him for his character...
Well, Jia Huan admits that he has a vulgar character.
Jia Huan thought he was a man and corrected his mistakes. After bowing to the top and bowing very seriously, Jia Huan said sincerely: "Grandmaster, why do you laugh for no reason? I have to explain this to you clearly.
That's it. I vaguely remember that Brother Lian once told us a joke. I can't remember exactly what it was. Anyway, he was also a Jiao person. He went to the brothel to have fun. Finally, when he was having sex, he invented a method, called Jiuqian and Yishen. Grandpa, I was wrong, it was really wrong. If you feel angry, you will kick me twice. At your age, I won't blame you for kicking me.
But, after all, my body is too weak and I can't stand your kick. Do you think this is OK? After I practice martial arts well, it's best to practice the golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt, Vajra Indestructible magic skills, etc. If you always kick it again, it will be satisfying to kick it like that. Do you think?"
Jiao Da's expression relaxed a little, and he snorted coldly, saying, "Your second brother is really a bastard. You are so old that I will tell you... Humph, you don't learn well, and you can't remember the good ones, just remember these useless things. OK, stop talking nonsense, continue practicing."
Jia Huan was overjoyed when he saw it, but after thinking about it, he still made a suggestion and said, "Grandmaster, let me discuss it. Do you think this is OK? In order to prevent me from laughing... Of course, it's not that I want to laugh. If I can make a choice, I certainly don't want to remember those unhealthy memories, but who can control these, do you think? So, we have to face reality and find a way to solve the problem.
Look, when you talk about Jiuqian, can you stop talking about it and say it’s ten deep! Wouldn’t that be fine?”
Jiao Da sighed when he heard this, nodded, and said, "That's it."
After saying that, the two began to practice again.
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"Are you sure he's still alive?"
The middle-aged Taoist face was pale and there was no trace of blood. He frowned and asked after hearing Dao Po Ma's words.
Ma Daopo swears repeatedly and said, "It's true, how can I have the courage to deceive my senior brother? Senior brother, I just saw him before, and no one came to tell me that he suddenly died. If he died, the Jia family would definitely send someone to inform me. Now I am a person who can speak in the Jia family."
When the middle-aged Taoist heard this, he snorted coldly and said, "What the hell is going on?"
Ma Daopo complained repeatedly: "Senior brother, if you know what's going on, you will come to see me... Uh, I will come to see you too... Oh, I really don't know about my junior sister. By the way, my junior sister, I see you were injured just now. How is it serious?"
When the middle-aged Taoist heard this, his face flashed with anger and said coldly: "Why, do you just hope that my senior brother will suffer?"
Daopa Ma quickly waved her hand and said, "Senior Brother, what are you talking about? I just saw that..."
"It's nothing, I just didn't expect this change, and I accidentally suffered a secret loss. Senior brother, I have a deep knowledge of my Taoism, so what can those ghosts and monsters endure me? Okay, do you have any more things? Let's disperse first if you have nothing to do. As for the concubine son of Rong, I will find an opportunity to meet him in person another day!"
The middle-aged Taoist said gritting his teeth.
Upon hearing this, Daopo Ma thanked him repeatedly, then stood up and was about to leave.
But before she could walk out of the door, she heard the voice of the Taoist behind her: "Junior sister, don't forget what you said before. Senior brother, don't want to go to your Medicine King Temple in person one day."
When Ma Daopo heard this, she was as if she was struck by lightning. She said in a daze: "But senior brother, you haven't..."
"No, but, just like that. I have something to do, you can leave quickly."
After saying that, the middle-aged Taoist waved his wide sleeves violently, and the palace gate opened without wind. Daopo Ma's face was ferocious for a long time, but in the end he could only sigh and turn and leave.
After Ma Daopo left the door, the hall gate closed directly. Deep inside the hall, the middle-aged Taoist squirted out blood again.
However, this time it was black blood sprayed out.
Isn’t the danger of the Nine Netherworld so simple?
After vomiting blood, the Taoist's eyes rolled and he fainted.
Before he was in a coma, he still muttered two words:
"Jia Huan..."
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"How do you feel?"
After practicing a complete breathing, Jiao Da looked at Jia Huan with a burning gaze and asked.
Jia Huan was a little puzzled and said, "What do you feel?"
When Jiao Da heard this, his turbid old eyes lit up suddenly, and his expression was a little anxious, saying, "You don't feel any sting? It's like a knife cut?"
Jia Huan was even more inexplicable. He looked down at his ribs and shook his head and said, "No, but I didn't feel any internal energy of airflow. I didn't feel any sense of air, and the fart feel was weak..."
After saying that, Jia Huan regretted it. He felt that Jiao Da was not a tactful person and shouldn't have joked with him casually. He thought to himself that the old man was about to get angry again.
But what surprised Jia Huan was that he didn't wait for Jiao Da's scolding.
Looking up, I found Jiao Da's face was filled with tears and was slamming excitedly.
Jia Huan was shocked and said, "Grandmaster, aren't you just kidding you? You're so...why would you beat me up a few times and vent your anger?"
Jiao Da shook his head slowly and said excitedly: "I finally waited, I finally waited, I waited for a full sixty years, sixty years! Old man, I finally waited for a child with martial arts bones to appear in the Jia family. Old Master! Ah Zhong, I will finally not let you be the old Spirit of Heaven, I feel sorry!"
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ps: Thank you Yu Guang for sweeping over the world brother for another reward, and thank you for your reward from Dongyue Lige.
Also...hehe, I'm not asking for collection. Let me briefly say that although there is a Taoist, it's basically the end. I just fill in the pit of Daopo Ma. She also has some writing in the original work. And martial arts are just auxiliary, and the main line will not be to upgrade and fight monsters and practice martial arts!
Chapter completed!