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Chapter 583 The rest of my life, please advise(1/2)

"Brother Huan, why is your study called Sanwei Bookstore?"

Ningguo Mansion, Ning'an Hall front yard, Jia Huan's study room, Lin Daiyu, Shi Xiangyun and Xue Baochai visited casually. Shi Xiangyun remembered the plaque he saw before entering the door and asked curiously.

Uncle Jia Huan sat lazily on the wide Grand Master's chair and said, "Because I wish I could put a handful of Sanwei True Fire and burn all the books in this room..."

"What is Sanwei True Fire?"

Shi Xiangyun asked with a strange expression.

Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai also looked at Jia Huan with the corners of their mouths twitching...

Jia Huan said proudly: "Look at you uneducated women, you don't even know what Sanwei Zhenhuo means. It's really... your hair is long and your knowledge is short!

Is Sanwei Real Fire? You forgot that when you barbecue monkeys in the Bagua stove of Taishang Laojun, aren’t you using Sanwei Real Fire?

And that Red Boy! Isn’t it Sanwei really... Hey, why are you laughing at?"

"Ouch! Ouch...I can't do it anymore..."

Lin Daiyu was so happy that she lay on one corner of the desk, covering her stomach with one hand and screaming in a delicate voice.

Even a calm person like Xue Baochai was trembling with laughter.

Shi Xiangyun laughed heroically...

A shitty smile...

Jia Huan was laughed for no reason, his face turned black, and he said in anger: "Are you laughing?"

Lin Daiyu really burst into tears, but she didn't want to see Jia Huan angry. While holding back her laughter, she explained: "Huan'er, don't make trouble anymore! The fire burned in the Bagua furnace is called Samadhi True Fire, not... not Sanwei True Fire, one less... Ouch! Hahaha...

Also, the Taishang Laojun wanted to refine Sun Wukong, not... he didn't want to grill the monkeys to eat..."

After hearing what Lin Daiyu said, the other two girls laughed more and more happily...

Jia Huan was completely Spartan, and he was really not trying to do anything on purpose.

When the Taishang Laojun wanted to refine Sun Wuzi, he knew that he really forgot whether the fire in the Bagua furnace was the three-flavor true fire or the Samadhi true fire...

This is too embarrassing!

"uh-huh!"

After clearing his throat, Jia Huan said seriously: "I feel relieved when you are so happy.

This proves that my joke is very good, perfect, and worth it!

But...you just laughed almost the same thing, just the meaning...

If I continue to laugh, I will feel a sense of frustration as being ridiculed..."

It would be fine if Jia Huan didn't say it, but the more he said that, the more he laughed, the happier the three girls...

I laughed one after another, but there was a little bit of embarrassment and barriers about being in the same room.

"In this way, let's expose this festival first and I'll tell you a joke!

If it's funny, just laugh at me, don't laugh at this.

If the joke is not funny, how about you turn around and laugh at this?”

Jia Huan discussed seriously.

The third girl laughed again when she heard this. Lin Daiyu had no strength to speak. Xue Baochai just smiled lightly, but Shi Xiangyun didn't care and bargained, "One is too few, at least two!"

"Okay, okay! Two are just two..."

Jia Huan agreed repeatedly.

Lin Daiyu forced herself to hold her body and instructed: "Don't say those bad things..."

As soon as she said that, she realized that she had made up her mind that there was no silver here.

Her pretty face, which was already smiling red, became more and more beautiful, especially after seeing Jia Huan throw her eyes at her carelessly, and all of them fell into the eyes of Shi Xiangyun and Xue Baochai, she really hated her for biting her teeth...

"Ahem! Tell a joke from the Three Kingdoms!

It is said that Liu Bei went to Jingzhou to join Liu Biao, but he didn't expect Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to not tolerate him and wanted to harm him during the meal.

Liu Xuande took advantage of the opportunity of changing clothes and fled on the Lu horse on his ride, but Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and others chased after him!

He just fled to the end, and a pool in front blocked Liu Xuande's way.

But at this moment, even the cliff ahead has to continue jumping!

Otherwise, if you fall into the hands of Cai Mao, you will not only die, but also be humiliated.

Therefore, Liu Bei did not stop and continued to rush forward with a fast horse.

At this time, the roar of the third brother Zhang Fei suddenly came from behind him: "Brother, please stop the horse!"

When Liu Bei heard this, he was so angry that he almost fell off his horse.

He turned around and said furiously: "I am happy, damn it!"

Hahaha…uh…

Why don’t you laugh?”

Seeing that the three girls were looking at him with bad eyes, Jia Huan laughed happily and ended with a long tone and asked.

Lin Daiyu's eyes, which were as bright as a spring, turned white and she said angrily: "Vulgar! Not ridiculous at all!"

"Hahaha!"

As a result, as soon as Lin Daiyu finished speaking, Shi Xiangyun suddenly burst into laughter. While laughing, he slapped the table and said, "So... it turned out to be happy, hahaha!"

Seeing this, Lin Daiyu's eyes stood up.

Jia Huan hurriedly said, "Okay, OK, the second joke, the second joke is very complicated! If you don't understand, don't blame me for laughing at you for being uneducated!"

Now, the three women's eyes looked down upon...

Jia Huan seemed to be unable to understand, and smiled proudly and continued: "I discovered an interesting thing when I was studying in the room yesterday...

Hello, enough, I haven't told a joke yet, you guys are...

Just about it...

By the way, when I was reading a book yesterday...

Hello!

Is it over? Is it over?

Stop laughing, I'm OK when I listen to people's stories?

Really, let's talk about the topic...

Have you noticed that generally speaking, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the mouse’s son can dig holes, right?

Tigers can only give birth to tigers, and ants cannot give birth to a cow, right?

However, I discovered a top secret thing, that is, the son of Bull Demon King Hong Chi, is actually alone!

Do you think it’s magical?

This is fine, the key is that Red Boy has not learned the ability to become a great man.

But Red Boy is born with the ability of the Supreme Laojun, the three flavors... Samadhi True Fire!

Moreover, the Taishang Laojun can make fires, but the Iron Fan princess can put out the fires...

hiss!

This is really too complicated!

Tell me, why is this?

Hahaha……

Hey, hey! Don’t slap in the face!”

Seeing that the three girls were holding back their pretty red faces and stretching out their "claws" to him together, Jia Huan laughed and hugged his head, allowing his hands to "massage" him...

...

"In this way, the content of the letter is the same, but the title is different.

Sister Lin is responsible for the letter to Li Guangdi, Yun'er is responsible for the letter to Zhang Boxing, and Sister Bao is responsible for the letter to Chen Tingjing's old man.

Have you written down all of them?

good!

I said you guys write...

Dear...you each wrote the name of the bad old man you were responsible for.

Written? OK!

Mr. X, hello...tsk, don’t laugh!

X is their last name, right...
To be continued...
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