Chapter 4 I don't know each other
The next morning, Jia Huan was awakened by a urge to urinate, and I drank a little too much porridge last night.
He saw a lacquered wooden bucket at the door, which seemed to be the legendary toilet.
But after thinking for a while, he still didn't have the courage to swear in the bedroom...
But then Jia Huan encountered a second big and small trouble, and he didn't know how to wear clothes.
After picking up a bunch of clothes placed on the bedside table, Jia Huan's thinking completely lost.
He wanted to find a hole and put it on his body, but he couldn't find where the hole was...
Just when he was so worried that he wanted to give up dressing and was planning to swear directly in the room, the curtain in front of the door was lifted open, and a radish head with two small buns poked in...
"Ah! Third Master, you are really awake!"
The little radish head turned into a little white rabbit and jumped in from behind the curtain. His round face was full of joy, his big round eyes were also wide open, and his small mouth was opened into an "o" shape.
Wearing a half-old red jacket, emerald green shirt and pants, and a pair of pink embroidered shoes, the little radish head, which is only five or six years old, looks very cute.
Although Jia Huan was not as old as an uncle in his previous life, he already had the heart of an uncle.
How could I not be moved when I see such a beautiful and cute little radish head?
As the saying goes, an uncle loves loli is a truth that will never be broken.
"Little beautiful girl, what's your name? Is it okay to go see the goldfish with my uncle?"
Jia Huan had one hand horizontally in front of his abdomen, holding the other hand, and the hand he was being held was the most disgusting, and he was actually scratching his chin.
A perfect image of a slutty young man.
The surprise on Xiao Luobo's face disappeared, and his smile froze. He blinked his big eyes and looked at Jia Huan, but she didn't catch the point: "San Master, don't you know who I am? Who are you with your uncle? Are he going to see goldfish? There are goldfish in the pond in the back garden of our mansion!"
"Well……"
Jia Huan scratched his head speechlessly and pretended to be distressed, saying, "Oh, I can't remember. After a serious illness, I can't remember anything except my mother. Alas!"
Little Radish Head is indeed a good child with sympathy. Tears were instantly drawn in his big eyes and he said sympathetically: "Third Master, do you really not remember anything? Old lady, wife and master, do you not remember anything?"
Jia Huan looked at the little girl like a cartoon doll, and felt a little fond of love, but her face became more and more sad. She shook her head and sighed: "Alas! Things are impermanent, and the past is like clouds, but I can't grasp these memories. I don't remember them all, I can't remember them anymore. Little girl, what's your name?"
The little radish head had a pair of caterpillar-like eyebrows twisted in a tangled manner, and it seemed to be quite sad and worried. She walked closer and said sympathetically to Jia Huan: "Third Master, my name is Xiao Jixiang, and I am the little girl next to my aunt."
Upon hearing this, Jia Huan smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Xiao Jixiang's head, but was embarrassed to find that the angle of the hand was not tilted downward, but slightly raised upward...
This is an extremely cruel fact. He is not as tall as the little carrot.
"Hehe!"
Xiao Jixiang, who also discovered this fact, laughed like a silver bell when he saw this.
Jia Huan listened to the laughter and slowly closed his eyes. It was not that he was in pain or that he was perverted. It was really... he couldn't help but pee. He said tremblingly: "Xiao Jixiang, please change my clothes for the third master!"
Xiao Jixiang felt that the third master, who was hated on weekdays, was so interesting at this moment. The expression on her face was strange. She smiled and picked up Jia Huan's clothes, putting them up one by one, one by one.
Jia Huan squinted his eyes and looked a little ache. How troublesome is this? How easy is it to wear a vest and wear big shorts?
But I also laughed at myself with my life! Isn’t it a good thing to have such a cute little loli serving her clothes?
After writing down the order of dressing, Jia Huan bowed his hands and said, "Xiao Jixiang, don't know where our bathroom is? Please let me know!"
Xiao Jixiang saw Jia Huan’s appearance funny and smiled: “What is the bathroom?”
Jia Huan blinked his eyes and said, "It's the thatched cottage."
Xiao Jixiang obviously knew what shyness was. He blushed and his voice became a little weaker, and said, "Go out of the door and walk south along the Zhuanshe Parquet. The second hanging flower door goes in and it's behind."
Jia Huan hummed in a strange tone, and didn't bother to thank him, so he ran away.
I dare not take too much steps, I have to hold it...
"Hehe!"
Looking at Jia Huan's back as he fled in panic, Xiao Jixiang laughed again. She suddenly felt that the Third Master seemed to be ill this time.
I didn't seem to have any lonely and secluded personality before...
"Huh! It's great!"
Jia Huan shook, shook the "amberg" clean, walked out of the toilet, exhaled in a very disgusting breath, and said secretly.
"Pooh!"
A shameful voice came from the side, which scared Jia Huan. In a blink of an eye, Xiao Jixiang was staring at him with a small round face red.
Yeah? This little girl!
"Okay! Xiao Jixiang, you actually steal and peep me!"
Jia Huan, who was ashamed, joked.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Xiao Jixiang was so angry that his face turned red, his eyes turned red, and he said with his lips trembling: "You... you are talking nonsense, I... I'm afraid you can't find it, wow!"
After all, Xiao Jixiang was only seven years old and hadn't experienced anything yet. He was so slandered by Jia Huan and put on such a serious big hat. He was frightened and felt aggrieved, so he couldn't help crying.
Jia Huan originally wanted to make a joke to tease this little girl, but forgot that this era is different from his previous life.
During Jia Huan's time travel, the seven-year-old girl may already have a boyfriend, and there are photos of Martian girls playing with birds on the Internet...
But in this era, when you only look at Xiao Jixiang's performance, you will know that pureness is like a little duck.
Jia Huan couldn't bear to see the girl crying the most. Seeing Xiao Jixiang crying loudly, he was immediately panicked and hurried forward to wipe her tears.
But before his hand reached on his face, Xiao Jixiang took two steps back in horror, looked at Jia Huan with horror, and said, "Third Master, what are you going to do?"
Although Xiao Jixiang is very cute and cute, she is too young after all. Even if she has tears on her face, she can’t talk about pear blossoms and rain. At most, she is a little cat.
Jia Huan said with a hilarious look: "What do you say I'm doing? Of course I'll wipe your tears! Such a big man, I'm so embarrassed to cry even if I make a joke."
Xiao Jixiang didn't relax, stared at Jia Huan's hand nervously and said, "I'm only seven years old this year, not very old, and I'm still a child like the third master. And you haven't cleaned your hands after going to the toilet!"
Jia Huan stretched out his left hand in a low voice, sniffed under his nose, then looked at Xiao Jixiang innocently and said, "It's not interesting!"
"vomit!"
Xiao Jixiang was so disgusted that Jia Huan forgot to cry, but he was about to vomit.
Jia Huan laughed and said, "Don't worry, I'm right-handed, not left-handed."
Xiao Jixiang looked at Jia Huan in confusion, not understanding his intention.
No matter how thick-skinned Jia Huan was, he was embarrassed to explain to a little carrot head which hand was responsible for the key work during the man's swearing process.
So he had to change the topic and said, "Xiao Jixiang, who gave you a name that sounds so good?"
Xiao Jixiang was not pleased, wrinkled his small nose and said, "What's the good thing? When the third master was not sick, he said that my name was the same as my people, and he was stupid!"
Jia Huan laughed and said, "Then you must be saying it wrong. What I said should be stupid and cute!"
Xiao Jixiang was puzzled: "What is stupid and cute? It must be a swear word!"
Jia Huan shook his head and said, "Absolutely not. It probably means that you are stupid... cute, well, just very cute, cute! Actually, I like Xiao Jixiang the most in the Jia family, why would you scold you?"
Jia Huanzhang looked at Fan Xiao Jixiang seriously and said surely.
Xiao Jixiang first pouted and frowned with the caterpillar eyebrows, but then he curled his lips with pride and started to laugh.
Jia Huan laughed in his heart, and then teased her: "Oh, I was unconscious for no reason this time. Was it because I scolded you that you secretly used the poison?"
Xiao Jixiang was not frightened, his face turned white, and he said in a little horrified voice: "No, no, not me..."
Seeing that she was really scared, Jia Huan felt a little guilty, and quickly comforted her: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, just make a joke with you, it's not intentionally scaring you."
Xiao Jixiang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, glared at Jia Huan with some blame, and said, "Third Master, you can't say such things. You suddenly got sick for no reason this time, and you'll scare your aunt to death. She was so blaming herself a few days ago!"
Jia Huan said in confusion: "My mother? Why did she blame herself?"
The little mascot, the little ghost sighed loudly and said, "Are they all the Ma Daopo! She is the godmother of Bao Er Master. She somehow found my aunt that day and advised her to offer sacrifices to you in front of the Medicine Prince, and bless you with peace.
But my aunt didn’t believe this before, and Ma Daopo was also the godmother of Bao Erye. Even if my aunt gave me a sacrifice, she would not be happy to go to Ma Daopo’s temple.
Unexpectedly, when Ma Daopo saw that his aunt and grandma refused to give money, he said something ugly, and the meaning of the words was that his aunt and grandma would be retribution for disrespect for the Buddha.
The Daopo Ma was Bao Erye’s godmother, and his aunt didn’t dare to do anything to her, so she could only get angry secretly and curse her in private.
Who would have thought that the next day, you suddenly fell into a coma. After searching for several doctors, you couldn't tell the truth. Later, I heard that the third master was stained with something unclean, and my aunt remembered Ma Daopo.
My aunt brought thirty taels of silver to find Ma Daopa, but Ma Daopa felt that it was too little and said that it would cost at least 300 taels.
My aunt and grandma came back and begged for her wife and her mother, but she didn't ask for money, and she was scolded for being crazy.
My aunt had no choice but to plunder all her money and put less than two hundred taels of money into the temple.
Daopo Ma received the money and said he would come back and wait for news.
But after waiting for two days, you, Master, have woken up, and the news about her has not been heard from you.
However, my aunt thought that it was Ma Daopa's ability to wake up, Third Master, so she got up early and borrowed some money from the Third Girl and went to the temple to thank Daopa Ma.
Third Master, are you really rescued by Dao Po Ma? But why did you suddenly faint?"
Looking at Xiao Jixiang with a look of fear, Jia Huan didn't know what to say.
He suddenly remembered that although the Red Mansion World is not a world of fairy tales and ghosts, there are still many things about ghosts and monsters.
However, aren’t Ma Daopo and Aunt Zhao in the same group? The two of them almost killed Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng with one hand. Why are they now...
Could it be that the two of them met this time without fighting?
Chapter completed!