Chapter 19 Doctor Li's Treatment
"If you can cure them, then of course they should give you medical expenses."
Dr. Sun couldn't help but said: "But the treatment of mental illness is not about headache, brain fever, diarrhea and stomachache. It can't be cured by chatting and prescribing a few medicines. Today's visit is only equivalent to a consultation. Let's see your professional ability...
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In fact, Dr. Sun couldn't understand even bringing patients here.
If you want to know whether a doctor has professional ability, you just need to take a test. Why do you need to go through so much trouble?
Li Zhi smiled crookedly: "Quick doctor, just because you can't do it, doesn't mean that I can't do it. Come in, and I will let you learn a lot today."
Dr. Sun and everyone else present were all filled with questions.
Why does this kind of development have the flavor of an old-fashioned pretentious and slap-in-the-face novel?
A group of people, led by Li Zhi, entered the Welfare Hospital. Because it was the second time to receive guests, the strange things in the hospital were just peeking in secretly and did not jump out to cause trouble.
But even so, everyone in the team still felt tremendous mental pressure.
It was as if there was someone staring at them behind everything here, making them not dare to relax at all.
Especially the four people from the War Investigation Bureau.
Others may feel uncomfortable at most, but unless they see something, they won't think too much about it. At most, they may just find it a bit depressing.
But Shen Xuan and the others know very well how dangerous this place is!
The most relaxed one is Dr. Sun.
He looked at every corner of the welfare hospital with harsh eyes.
There are too many clutter, no security, the fence is too low, and the equipment is substandard...
If according to the above standards for reviewing their hospitals, the Welfare Hospital is almost useless, let alone running a mental hospital, it should not even be a normal resident.
The only value here may be this vast piece of land.
Everyone came to the psychological consultation room. Although it was shabby, it was at least clean, even spotless.
The person who transformed into Li Zhi before was Hai Luni. She suffered from severe mysophobia and liked to clean, so although the welfare hospital was shabby, it was very clean.
Li Zhi sat on the chair, calmly putting away the book "How to Pretend to Be a Psychologist" on the table.
"Patients line up and come here one after another. I can make money by treating you quickly."
Although Li Zhi looked arrogant, he was actually quite panicked.
It has been almost ten years since he got the book about pretending to be a psychiatrist, but he has only read ten pages so far.
Every time I think of this book, I read it again. When I get to the tenth page, I feel bored. So I read the first ten pages dozens of times, but I haven’t read the rest at all.
The first ten pages of this book are the introduction...
In other words, Li Zhi didn't know what a real psychiatrist was like, so he could only pretend to be a psychiatrist.
If he makes a fool of himself in front of this colleague, how will he make money in the future?
The first patient sat opposite Li Zhi.
His hair was messy, his beard was unkempt, and his eyes were dull. He picked up Li Zhi's pen and was about to stuff it into his mouth.
Dr. Sun said: "His name is Chen Yucong. He is a prisoner in a vicious case. He suddenly went crazy while in the detention center. He was sent to our hospital for evaluation today. You can start with him first."
The hospital where Dr. Sun works often receives such requests for identification.
Many prisoners will try to reduce the punishment they deserve by pretending to be crazy.
In cases like Chen Yucong's case, an identification team is needed to determine whether he suffers from mental illness.
This appraisal team is composed of at least three doctors with professional forensic appraisal qualifications and above the deputy chief physician level. For more serious cases, five appraisers may even be arranged.
Just now Li Zhi said that Chen Yucong should be cured quickly, but Dr. Sun wanted to see what methods he had at his disposal.
Snap!
Without warning, Li Zhi slapped Chen Yucong in the face, snatched his pen back, and asked Dr. Sun: "What did he do?"
Dr. Sun's eyelids were twitching wildly. As a qualified psychiatrist, he would never beat a patient, but seeing Li Zhi beat someone made him feel secretly happy.
"Theft, robbery, and...a very cruel thing."
"Oh, I almost understand."
Li Zhi smiled: "I think you are indeed mentally ill, so you can stay here with me from now on."
Chen Yucong's expression was still crazy, but there was a flash of joy in his eyes.
"This is against the rules!"
Doctor Sun quickly wanted to stop him, but Shen Xuan stopped him: "Let's see what he does first."
Li Zhi pressed the bell, and a young man with short dark green hair, a dark green apron tied in front of his body, and squinted eyes walked into the psychological consultation room.
"Wen Xiaosan, he will be your patient from now on. You should first get him familiar with the environment."
Li Zhi whispered a few words in Wen Xiaosan's ear, and Wen Xiaosan reluctantly led Chen Yucong away. The scene was very harmonious.
"Now, let's take the second patient."
The second patient was still a man. His face was pale and his lips were a little purple.
After seeing Li Zhi's performance, Dr. Sun already concluded that he had no professional ability, but he still had to go through the entire process.
"His name is Shi Xin. He has severe mental illness and his mate selection orientation is very different from that of normal people."
Li Zhi's expression became excited: "He likes men?"
Dr. Sun shook his head.
"Shemale?"
"It can't be Furikong, it's so exciting!"
Dr. Sun still shook his head: "He likes women."
Li Zhi curled his lips, disappointed: "Tsk, this is not normal, I also like women."
"The problem is, he likes dead people and doesn't like living ones."
Li Zhi opened his mouth wide: "Brother, you are quite harsh. It's okay. I understand you."
He pressed the bell again, and a moment later Wang Sinier, with skin as white as snow and black hair like waterfalls, walked in barefoot.
Li Zhi pulled the two of them together: "Sini'er, you two find a place with a nice view, have a good exchange, and talk more about romantic matters."
So Shi Xin and Wang Sinier left the psychological consultation room hand in hand.
In Doctor Sun's mind, ten thousand alpacas are running wild.
Of the three patients he brought, the first two were dangerous individuals who needed to be watched. How come they were all taken away within a few minutes of starting treatment?
Even if Li Zhi is not qualified to be a psychiatrist, he cannot be so unreliable!
Zhang Kang clapped his hands: "I understand, Dr. Li, you are very smart."
Li Zhi was stunned for a moment: "How clever am I?"
Zhang Kang cleared his throat: "You let Shi Xin go out alone with that beauty. You clearly want Shi Xin to realize the beauty of living women and let him abandon the bad habit of liking corpses."
Li Zhi shook his head: "No, I just arranged a blind date."
After being the director for more than ten years, Li Zhizao regarded the twelve patients in the hospital as his own children.
Chapter completed!