Chapter 134 The Strange Patient
Li Zhi stood on the balcony and looked down, and saw the whole view of the Welfare Hospital.
After the hard work of the decoration team, the hospital no longer looks shabby, and the overall style looks like a landscape manor.
There are rockeries, statues, ponds, and dried corpses...
Although it has not yet been completed, Li Zhi is extremely satisfied. It is indeed a good idea to ask Shen Xuan to find someone. The money spent is well worth it.
But what he didn't know was that a farce was happening.
Huang Xiaojiu knocked on Ada Tang's door: "Dear brother, do you want to go to the toilet today?"
"Don't bother me, I'm just trying to develop a round tank." Tang Ada was drawing the drawings.
"Then can you lend me your tank for a push?"
Bang, bang, bang!
Huang Xiaojiu was kicked out of Tang Ada's bedroom, so he found Liang Erni and made the same request.
Liang Erni was taking off her shoes and asked cutely: "Why do you need to go to the toilet?"
Huang Xiaojiu: "When people eat something, some things that cannot be digested will be excreted from the body, so they need to go to the toilet."
"Oh, then I've never been to the toilet."
For Liang Erni, there is nothing that cannot be digested as long as it is eaten.
Li Zhi also relied on Liang Erni as a reference to change his own perception and survive the period of being unable to go to the toilet.
Huang Xiaojiu was not discouraged, and then found Wen Xiaosan.
Wen Xiaosan, who was brewing the poison, looked at Huang Xiaojiu warily: "You don't want to study my feces and create a genetic poison specifically for me, do you?"
Huang Xiaojiu innocently said: "I'm not you."
He was sprayed with insecticide.
"I'd better go find the fourth sister. She's the gentlest. She can definitely take her shit..."
As soon as Huang Xiaojiu opened the door, blood flowed out along the crack of the door.
"Ah, this..."
Next, he asked all the patients, but no one was willing to lend him their feces to play with a ball, and some even wanted to kill him, which shocked him.
He looked up to the sky and shouted: "You all despise me, you don't regard me as a brother, and you won't even lend me a piece of shit. How can you be considered a good brother? I'm running away from home and will never come back!"
Li Zhi laughed on the balcony: "Let's go, you can go quickly. You won't see bugs for a few days, and the hospital will become clean."
Wow!
Huang Xiaojiu cried and turned into a huge blue butterfly, flying out of the welfare hospital.
Li Zhi was stunned for a moment: "If you behave like this, would I dislike you? I'll leave the best to others, right? Forget it, whatever."
He doesn't worry about running away from home at all, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone when he goes out.
Except for a few scammers, most patients can control themselves and not mess around with the outside world. However, scammers such as Kuang Shiyi, Zhen Xiaoshi, Wen Xiaosan, etc. are not allowed to go out alone.
For example, Liang Erni ran away from home, and then came back in despair that afternoon because she missed Li Zhi's food.
Welfare Hospital is their forever home.
"Okay, it's time to start today's work."
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"Doctor, you must save my son."
In the psychological consultation room, there was a long cart. Lying on the cart was a pale boy, with his body covered with a white cloth.
But judging from the slight rise and fall of his chest, the boy was not dead.
His mother held a handkerchief and kept wiping her tears:
"My child has been motionless for several days. When I went to the hospital, the doctor said that he had not lost consciousness and was not in a vegetative state. He was just unwilling to get up. This was a psychological illness.
But I visited several mental hospitals, but none of them cured my son's illness. He had not been moved for several days, until I met the River God a few days ago, and he recommended me to come to you."
Li Zhi nodded, that guy Shotaro is good, I really recommend him, he can handle him.
The woman continued: "My child is so young, what should I do in the future? Do I need to feed him food and drink every day and help him go to the toilet?"
Li Zhi scratched his hair: "This disease is not easy to cure."
The woman was stunned for a moment. She was startled by Li Zhi: "Is my son really incurable?"
Li Zhi shook his head: "No, it's just that this disease is a bit time-consuming and doesn't fit in with my usual style. He may have browsed some bad things on the Internet, so he thought he was a corpse.
The only way to get him to 'wake up' voluntarily is to look through his browsing history and download records of various software."
The big boy was lying on the cart, motionless.
The woman said aggrievedly: "But I don't know what he has seen. There is nothing on his mobile phone or computer."
The corners of the big boy's mouth curled up slightly. He had already deleted all records.
Li Zhi keenly noticed the strange movement at the corner of his mouth, so he smiled evilly: "It doesn't matter, I know a master who can repair data. Whether it is a mobile phone or a computer, he can repair it as before. Even if the hard disk is broken, it can be restored. Wait for us
After restoring the data, I will show it to you."
The master he is talking about is himself.
He knows nothing about digital products, but he can easily complete many technical tasks.
The big boy's eyelids trembled a few times, but he still managed to remain calm.
Li Zhi continued to make wild news: "In fact, in the growth process of children, it is not just the parents who have the most profound influence, classmates and teachers are also important participants!
At that time, we will show the browsing history to his classmates, and they may be able to find the cause of this child's illness."
Li Zhi emphasized his tone: "Especially... the beautiful female classmates in the class are the most sensitive in this regard. If not, just broadcast in the school and ask all the students in the school."
Bang!
The big man sat up from the cart, like a zombie standing up, with cold sweat all over his face: "I'm better, I'm not sick anymore, Mom, let's go."
The woman held Li Zhi's hand gratefully: "You are really a miracle doctor!"
After paying the money, the mother and daughter left. Li Zhi rubbed his eyebrows.
As soon as the boy entered the door, he saw that he did not have any mental illness at all. In this case, changing his cognition may have a bad impact, so he used this slightly derogatory method.
"Please call the next patient."
This time, a father and son came.
The father's face was full of sadness, while the son's face was strange.
"I am... a cosmic person!"
The son made a strange mechanical noise.
It looks like it's backwards, with pants and shoes on top and short-sleeves and coat on the bottom.
The father sighed: "This child has been like this since three days ago. Doctor, can you think of a way to save him?"
Li Zhi tilted his head and looked at it: "Why are you dressed like this? Is it very fashionable?"
In fact, this big boy is standing, but he has a pair of baggy pants on his arms and a top on his legs, so he looks weird.
"I am a cosmic being, a cosmic being who is the opposite of you earthlings."
Li Zhi leaned back and frowned slightly.
This older boy is the same as the previous child. He does not suffer from mental illness, nor does he seem to be contaminated by any demon. He is just like this because he wants to be like this, and his weird appearance is all fake.
So Li Zhi said to this child what he had just said to that child.
This kid's willpower was stronger than the last one. He didn't break out of his weird state until he met an acquaintance on the TV station.
His father paid the money and left gratefully.
"The next patient will come back in ten minutes."
Li Zhi said something to Yan Xiaowu, then lay on the table, thinking about the patient he had just treated.
"What's going on? I've met three such patients in a row. One is a naughty child, two are accidents, and three...are they deliberately forming a group to give me money?"
"There is a problem, there must be something wrong here."
Chapter completed!