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Volume 17, Chapter 1: The Inescapable Peach Blossom Luck(1/2)

Volume 17 Chapter 1 The Peach Blossom Fortune

At the foot, the towering shade of green sky and the peanut trees are like a mountain wall that is surrounded by a thousand feet, surrounded by all sides, closing upwards, leaving only a piece of sky as big as a millstone in the sky above. The rocks on the mountain wall are bright pink, with vines wrapped around it, shaped like an umbrella cover, stretching outward, with red flowers and green flowers, and full of yellow fruit and purple fruit.

"You can stay in the lustful world for a whole day, plus three days of changing state, you have four days to hunt for treasures." Yuehun was halfway through his speech, and suddenly stunned for a while, "This is, yes.

"What? Anyway, this time I ascend, I have to accompany Kongkongxuan to Asura Island, so where can I find a baby?" I lit the small stove and summoned Kongkongxuan. The latter excitedly jumped more than a dozen somersaults in the air: "It's the exciting air of lust! Asura Island, I'm here!"

I patted my chest and said cheerfully: "Now you are the boss. Let's go wherever you say you will go."

"It's great, it's not in vain that my grand thief master made friends with you!" Kongkongxuan jumped onto my shoulder affectionately, opened his mouth, and gently bit my ear.

I was stunned: "What are you doing?"

"Hehe, it's rare, it's a very strange thing. This is the etiquette we weirdo treats good friends - the ear-biting ceremony." Kong Kongkongxuan glanced at him, and a strange expression suddenly appeared on his face: "Ah! How could your luck really fly to this place?"

I suddenly felt alert: "Is this dangerous here?"

Kongkongxuan laughed dryly: "There is a little danger, but it's very happy, hehe."

Yuehun smiled bitterly and said, "This is where the beauty is gathered. The beauty is a kind of lewd female spirit in the lust. She likes intercourse. Once she is entangled by them, she will never die. The energy is gone."

I ran away without hesitation. In the lustful world, I can't use the Yin-Yang Replenishment Art, so I have to be squeezed into someone else.

"It's too late." Kong Kongxuan pointed to the mountain wall, and wisps of pink fragrance fog were swayed. When the flowers in the vine basket were stained with red mist, they immediately shook, and a charming and bone-absorbing laughter echoed all over the mountain.

"Sisters, someone is here!", "It's been more than three thousand years. Finally, I'm waiting for the smell of a man.", "This time it's my turn to come first!", "Don't worry, all sisters have a share! The corpse will not rot so quickly anyway. The flowers in the basket twist the branches and turn into naked female monsters, wearing thorn crowns and floral balls. The body is covered with colorful patterns, sliding on the rock wall like a snake, swimming towards us.

More than three thousand years of depression? The corpse will not rot so quickly? I looked at the mountains and fields, my eyes that were thirsty and shining, and my scalp was numb: "So many beautiful spirits? Kongkongxuan, you can push me."

Kong Kong cried out in a mysterious voice: "You have more experience than me in this kind of thing. You should just take the initiative." His feet jumped and he was about to escape into the stove.

I caught Kongkongxuan: "You practice first. Be a brother, you must share the blessings together."

Kongkongxuan cried with a sad face: "I can't do it, I'm too young."

"God of the thief master, don't say discouraged words!"

"I am the Grand Master of Thieves, not the Grand Master of Flowers!"

Thousands of beautiful spirits quickly surrounded us, making us look sexy and squeamish, making me laugh. A beautiful spirit who claimed to be an elder sister with a face that looked like a wrinkled bark threw a charming look at me, and then raised her red lips to Kongxuan. She made a kissing move.

"It's so cold." Kongkongxuan shuddered.

Yuehun said: "Cai Jing is trapped in this mountain wall. As long as you can escape, they will have no choice but to do anything to you."

Kongkongxuan approached my ear and whispered: "Caijing is the guardian of rare lantern grass. The lantern grass grows in the cracks in the middle of the mountain wall. Don't miss it, we can use it to go to Asura Island."

"I understand." Kongkong Xuanxin and I exchanged a look in harmony./. Intense, tall and heroic, are both so cute and gratifying. We don't know which one to enjoy first."

"He!" Kongkongxuan and I pointed at each other at the same time.

I shouted: "Although this Kongkongxuan brother is a little short, as the saying goes, one inch short, one inch dangerous. Concentrated ground is the finest. Look, he has red lips and white teeth, smooth skin, agile limbs, and beautiful eyes. He is a beautiful young man in the elegant style." While saying, he took a few steps toward the mountain wall./.&1t;Sentimental, since the forest is born, how can he be born? Compared to this Lin Fei brother, I am like a small firefly beside the sun and a small weed under the big tree. As the saying goes, he is a very inch long and one inch strong, and a big guy has a lot of capital. Look, he has a sword eyebrows, starry eyes, full muscles, born red, and passionate. What a great and heroic man." While the elite sister shifted her eyes, she also quietly retreated.

The female spirits and girls were chirping and ready to whisper: "No matter what beautiful boys you are, you are a great husband. As long as you are a man, we all like it."

I hurriedly said, "Sisters, I understand everyone's hunger and thirsty mood, but please follow the order and line up and come one by one."

"I can't eat hot pot rice in a hurry. Everyone line up and line up first serve." Kongkongxuan nodded repeatedly: "We two brothers are proficient in all kinds of martial arts, so you can satisfy you."/. A large piece was empty, about ten feet away from the cliff.

In an instant, I

Kong Xuan threw his force on the mountain wall behind the right. Kong Xuan was like shooting six or seven feet in the air, then he flipped dozens of somersaults, getting higher and higher, and farther and farther. He stretched forward with both hands, grabbed the raised rock, and thrust his waist agilely, and climbed up the mountain wall. A few more rises and falls had reached the mountainside.

Before the beautiful spirits could react, I had already performed the "flying" among the eight charming dance styles and fled to the left and back. The green charm surrounded me, as if I was walking on the wind. I stepped on the mountain wall with my feet and went straight up, like walking on flat ground.

Behind me, the scream of the elder sister Caijing, "I want to escape? Catch them!"/.|U Kung Fu, more than ten Caijing caught up with me. I used the charming dance, and just knocked down one piece, I was entangled by more spirits. In desperation, I jumped off the cliff again, performed the charming dance eight styles "Broadbeat", and started a dodge and fight with the spirits.

At this time, Kongkongxuan flashed into the middle of the mountain wall.

My situation was not good, and I was surrounded by the beauty from all directions. The beauty's hands and feet were thorny vines drilled out of the hands and feet. They were like long whips, whipping fiercely. Sometimes these vine whips suddenly drilled into the ground and suddenly poked out from another location like a poisonous snake, which made people unable to defend themselves. Even if my magic is powerful, I can't help but feel helpless when I reach the world of lust.

"Love!" Yuehun said in a deep voice, "Use this charming dance."

I rolled my eyes: "Are you wrong? How can I make 'love' in these ugly and lewd spirits?"

Yuehun sighed: "Aren't they the same life as you?"

I pulled up, kicked a Caijing away, brushed her hands out, crushing the throats of Caijing on both sides. I sneered: "Equality? When I was eight years old, I realized that life has always been the prey of the weak." "Haoran" who used the eight-stage dance styles to block all the Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing's Qijing was out.

"Success!" In the air, Kongkongxuan cheers came. At the same time, a shiny silver rope shot from the sky, passing through the encirclement of the spirits and heading straight for me.

I jumped high in a charming dance posture and grabbed the silver rope. With a "swoosh", the silver rope flew backwards and took me upwards. On the top of the mountain, Kong Kongxuan held the silver rope with one hand and held a plant that looked like a big red lantern in the other hand, smiling happily.

After stepping on the bare cliff top with my feet, I breathed a sigh of relief: "You are very strong. You can actually lift me up in one breath." Looking down, the girls' mouths spewed out pink fragrance, turning back into vines and flowers, and climbing back to the rock wall.

"Of course. Stealing is not just about technical work, but also about strength." Kong Kongkong was proud, and the silver rope rolled into the size of a projectile and shrank into the sole of a boot.

On this side of the mountain wall, the sound of water roared, and hundreds of water waterfalls hung high and low, like silver dragons flying down. The snow-white water vapor spread like vast clouds and mist, covering the bottom.

"Where is Asura Island? How long will we go?" I asked, leaning over to the water waterfall. I washed my face. The flesh and blood splashed on my body, and now it has turned into broken vines and weeds.

"In the sky." Kongkongxuan pointed quietly at the top of his head. "Tell you a secret that billions of heavenly women are actually guardians on the periphery of Asura Island, responsible for monitoring the entire world of lust."

I said in surprise: "How do we get up? Do you climb up to the sky with these women's skirts?"

Kong Kong Xuan's chest is confident: "There is a Xiaoyao Palace in the east of the lustful sky. There is a powerful goblin monster tribe living in the palace, responsible for guarding a sheep horned iron-yin snake. We must first steal the sheep horned iron-yin snake, and then rush to the north to the Fire Gorge, and use the sheep horned iron-yin snake to lead out the guardians there, and try to steal the three-legged black spirit's shiny clothes, put on the feather clothes and flew into the sky, and wait for the opportunity."

"It took so many twists and turns, and you still have to wait for the opportunity to get close to Asura Island?"

"Nonsense, otherwise I'd done it myself, and I'd like to take action? Let's go quickly, the time of the thief is life!" Kong Kongkongxuan kicked his feet and jumped down like a bullet.

After a day of hurrying, we finally arrived at Xiaoyao Palace to the east.

Surrounded by green mountains and clear waters, flowers and trees are lush. Mandarin ducks play on the river, and phoenixes fly on the tung branches. Looking around, Xiaoyao Palace is surrounded by pearls and treasures. The magnificent palace pavilions are like a city, and Qiong Yao's beautiful towers are like peaks. The traffic at the entrance of the palace is full of traffic, and the monsters come and go, which is very lively.

I frowned and said, "How can I start with so many monsters in the palace?"

Kongkongxuan straightened his chest: "Walk in with a big swagger, no one will investigate us." He walked towards the palace gate first.

There was no one guarding the door, and the monsters in strange clothes gathered in groups, chatting and laughing. Kongkongxuan casually called out a man with yellow-eyed eyes, holding flowers in his hands, hanging jade pendants on his waist, and asked in strange words: "Li Abao, hey?"

"Love is angry." The scribe genius shook his head and walked quickly towards a gorgeous woman.

I asked in confusion: "What does it mean? He likes fire?"

"I asked him if Li Abao is here, and he said he didn't know."

"Who is Li Abao? Your weird friend?"

"I made it up." Kong Kongkongxuan spread his palms slyly, revealing an exquisite jade pendant. "Warm up first."

The towering and magnificent palace was decorated with lights and people were like crucian carp, and the atmosphere was festive. In the center of the hall, a beautiful woman wearing gold ice silk sang and danced. Her arms turned into bright and dazzling peacock screens from time to time, lifting up rays of fragrant wind. Dozens of Confucian scholars held five-color instruments in their hands, playing, and were full of joy. Thousands of banquets were placed around, and guests were feasting. The delicacies and seas on the table, and the nectar and jade liquid made people's index fingers move. Kong Kongxuan was not polite, so he pulled me to find a space to eat and drink.

I whispered, "Why should you take advantage of the chaos and sneak in and steal the treasure?"

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Give me a lot of oil: "What are you panic? As a thief, you must be bold and careful and treat it as your home. After finding out the truth and the truth, choose the most appropriate time to start."

On the Chairman's side, an old man with a pretty face and luxurious clothes suddenly stood up and raised a cup of fragrant dew, with a loud voice: "Today I am free to marry my daughter. Thank you for traveling thousands of miles to come and congratulate you. I have no choice but to do it first." He raised his head and drank the jade dew, which attracted the guests to cheer and say goodbye.

Next to Xiaoyao Gong, a pair of men and women in auspicious clothes bowed to everyone. The bride had a wide nose and a wide mouth, a round waist and a fat body. She spoke like a male duck and shouted: "Thank you for your support, Yujiao, I am very happy today! I have been staying in the empty room for so many years. Today, someone finally warms up the bed."

The guests screamed, Xiaoyao Gong frowned slightly, and looked at his daughter, but his eyebrows finally stretched into love.

"Look at me, is the husband I chose still acceptable?" The bride Yujiao pulled the groom's ear hard and snorted: "Damn, let me say a few words, it's really stupider than wood."

The groom wore a bitter cucumber face: nodded and bowed, responding timidly, which made people cover their mouths and laugh. Kongkongxuan said excitedly: "Xiaoyao Gong, this silly daughter, Yujiao, has also been married. The groom mostly married this tigress because of Xiaoyao Gong's wealth and power."

I looked interesting: "I didn't expect the weirdo to get married like us."

Kongkongxuan gave me a blank look: "Is there anything different between monsters and monsters? They all have to be born, old, sick and die, and have children."

I was slightly stunned. Ascension people and monsters often regard monsters as low-level lives. Now, they are also masters of the North Realm.

Kongkongxuan said again: "The old monster Xiaoyao is quite difficult to deal with. Fortunately, today I will marry my daughter and be vigilant will definitely be greatly reduced. When the monsters make a new house, we will take action."

My eyes turned and suddenly I saw a familiar green shadow on the west seat, looking around, as if looking for someone. I turned my face quietly and supported my elbow: "I'm afraid I can't wait, my creditor Bi Si Niang is here."

"Skip!" Kongkongxuan pulled away. As soon as I stood up, I moved a few steps out in covertly when I heard Yujiao shouting: "Dad, this monster is handsome, I want to ask him to be a little girl!"

For a moment, countless eyes were all aimed at me. I was stunned and looked at Yujiao's fat fingers pointing directly at me. It took me a while to understand.

Amid the noise of the room, Bi Si Niang's smirk was particularly harsh. She walked towards me with red lips twitching and was clearly planning to expose my identity.

"I have a wife!" I was wise in a hurry and pointed directly at Bi Si Niang, "She is my wife!"

Bi Si Niang was stunned. I couldn't let her argue and said endlessly: "But this bitch, Shuiyan, steals a man on my back, and wants to work with the adulterer to kill me to silence me!"

The guest was in an uproar, and Bi Si Niang was so angry that she trembled all over and said angrily: "I'm the most!"

"You didn't steal a man at all, right? I knew you would argue." I suddenly interrupted Bi Si Niang's words, bowed to the monsters, and said passionately: "Everyone, who would ask me, would you admit that you were stealing someone? I am also a monster who stands tall and strong. Although I am low-skilled, I can't stand this cowardly!" I glanced out of the corner of my eyes, and Kongkongxuan disappeared without a trace.

The monsters nodded one after another, and a powerful and rough monster slapped the table hard and shouted: "Brother, you are right! My wife, who was in the past, waved her hand quickly, "It's nothing, nothing is born."

Bi Si Niang stared at me with a ferocious look, her eyes twitching: "You are not at all!"

I rushed to say, "I'm not your husband at all, right? I knew that you had a wild man and even my husband would not recognize you. Just now. Today is the day when Xiaoyao Gong is happy to hold the beads. Let's put aside your grudges for the time being, don't ruin the bride's joy. Let's go out and talk!" He strided hard and was about to escape.

"Don't run!" Yu Jiao rushed to me suddenly, grabbed the corner of my clothes tightly, turned her head and said viciously to Bi Si Niang: "The surname is Bi Di slut, Xiaoyao Palace has no seat at your place, get out quickly!"

Bi Si Niang screamed, "He is Fei!"

I shook my head flatly: "You are not worthy of calling my nickname. We couple have long been ruthless, so don't call me so stingy. The master ordered you to get out, why are you still silly?"
To be continued...
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