"I'm going to be unlucky when I told you to wander around here."

Xia Xiaoman looked at Lilith.

Lilith stuck out her tongue, her pink tongue was so spicy that she kept licking her paws.

"Pour me a glass of water." Lilith looked at the kitchen angrily.

Sure enough, wicked people are wicked people at all times.

Gu Cheng was laying dumplings in the kitchen. Xia Xiaoman turned the sound of the TV and asked Lilith mysteriously: "Have you ever slept with many women?"

"Of course!" Lilith raised her head arrogantly.

Xia Xiaoman: You are so proud! You are a woman!

"You want to..." Lilith moved her head and looked into Xia Xiaoman's eyes.

"What's the point of sleeping?" Xia Xiaoman shook his head.

"You don't know, the little girl is soft, warm, and fragrant, and she is so fun!"

Lilith spreads her evil thoughts.

“…”

Xia Xiaoman rubbed his arms, but it was no, her body was not warm.

Gu Cheng came out of the kitchen and said, "If you dare to talk about women in my room again, I will throw you into the toilet and take a shower."

Lilith kept silent.

What kind of pretending to be? Do you have the ability to get rid of this ghost? You pretend like a saint.

When the dumplings were filled with small plastic bowls, Lilith instantly felt her greatness.

It was so full of accomplishment that the old monster could cook for herself, but the dumplings were not suitable for cats to eat. The skin on the outside was cold and the inside was still hot. She could only bite it a little bit and eat it in small bites.

"I'll waste it for you if I don't dip my vinegar." Gu Cheng shook his head.

"Which cat likes to be jealous!"

"You are still drinking, and normal cats don't drink."

“…”

Did I drink that? Is that?!

Lilith opened her eyes wide open, then lowered her head and ate a small bite of dumplings.

"I promise not to harass that little girl, just act as an ordinary cat, let me go back. Now those people like to keep cats at home." Lilith came this time. The environment on Zhou Xiaotian was so good. There was a shop that came whenever she wanted and left whenever she wanted. When it was time to eat, Zhou Xiaotian would feed her. After spending a long time together, Zhou Xiaotian knew what dishes she would like to eat.

Unlike those idiots, who are holding cat food and screaming, they will watch her pee.

"It was her master who asked her to dream not to support you, so she gave it to me." Gu Cheng reminded her of this fact.

"Who is her stupid master? I want to turn him into a pig!"

"Die, maybe reincarnated."

"I'm so angry!"

Lilith looked bright and looked at Xia Xiaoman, "Why do you give her a dream and say that she has a disaster and must raise a black cat to serve with delicious food and drink..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Cheng knocked on him.

Xia Xiaoman was puzzled: "How to send a dream?"

"Don't listen to her, it's very laborious." Gu Cheng said.

"oh."

"You have to be greedy for pleasure, but don't want to become a human being, and don't want to be locked up. You have taken all the good things."

"That's how cats are."

"Then you eat cat food."

"If you don't eat, I want to eat meat."

"Become a human."

"It doesn't change, I don't want to go to work."

Lilith's tail is rolling and she has had enough fun. Now she wants to adopt a human, occupy three bedrooms and one living room for humans, grab their beds, occupy her pillows, and build a pure land for herself in this prosperous and impetuous society in modern times.

Zhou Xiaotian is the perfect candidate.

Where did the shit master come from?

After eating a dumpling, Lilith was full and jumped out of the window. She planned to go around and see if she could see the master who was entrusting Zhou Xiaotian's dreams and let him change his mind.

Friendly communication.

Gu Cheng looked at her leaving back and came to his senses for a moment. Xia Xiaoman was staring at him with his light and said, "What are you looking at?"

"I didn't see anything."

"You're looking at her ass."

“…”

Gu Cheng put down his chopsticks and pinched her shoulders and twisted them. Xia Xiaoman gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Keep eating.

"The witch was beautiful before, there is no story between you?"

"Yes, I have."

"Oh?" Xia Xiaoman was excited.

"I thought she was a vixen, so I beat her up and found out it was a misunderstanding."

"This misunderstanding is so beautiful."

"Later, I found out that it was not a misunderstanding. She just slept with other girls, so I beat her up again."

“…”

"Later, she didn't know how to get along with the local monsters and wanted to resist me together." Gu Cheng said quietly.

Xia Xiaoman was in silence, what a stupid Lilith.

"Monsters don't come into contact with humans for a long time, and their brains will gradually deteriorate and become fools. It would be fine if they were together, but they would become stupider if they were not together." Gu Cheng said, "Witch is a typical example, she is more active."

"Uncle Chen..."

"He is different, he is stupid." Gu Cheng said.

As he was talking, Chen Hua came over, holding a sweeping robot, and said in great interest: "Lao Gu, look at this fun, high-tech, do you want it too..."

Halfway through his speech, he saw two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on Gu Cheng's table and suddenly stopped.

Gu Cheng has never seen a sweeping robot, but he has heard that it is usually used only if it is difficult to clean a big house. He got up and wanted to see, "Your place is so big, can you still use this?"

“…”

Chen Hua was picking the robot's lid, as if it was fun.

Oh no, I just opened the bag and wanted to show Gu Cheng the high-tech, but forgot that there was a ghost here.

"Stay away from him." Gu Cheng said to the side.

Sweat came out on Chen Hua's forehead.

"Try it? See if this thing is useful." Gu Cheng pressed the switch and put it on the ground, walked forward for a while, and the robot stopped as if it had encountered some obstacle.

"Don't block it." Gu Cheng said.

The robot started to leave again.

Chen Hua's forehead sweated more.

There are only him and Gu Cheng in the room, but they feel the whole place is full, with a chill on their backs and a whizzing sound.

There is only Gu Cheng’s room, with two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on the table, and a small plastic bowl...

Damn! This ghost is carrying a child?!

The vampire was extremely scared.

"You, you guys play."

Chen Hua stared at his feet and whispered: "I have something to do."

"Eat dumplings together?" Gu Cheng asked, "Don't be afraid, they are all acquaintances."

All?

Chen Hua's hair was standing up, what does it mean?

"Look, I'm scared to you, let's do it. I'll give you a talisman in two days. If you carry it, no one will get close to you."

Gu Cheng's words made Chen Hua feel relieved. He ignored his robot and turned his gaze stiffly, for fear of seeing some terrible person smiling at him, especially the pale child, a woman lying on the ground next to him.

"That... I'll bother you, keep eating." Chen Hua said and ran away, not disturbing the family of three.

Old Gu Ke is so serious.

When Chen Hua left, Xia Xiaoman was about to ask Gu Cheng what kind of talisman to draw, he saw him open Taobao and search for amulets.
Chapter completed!