Dinner, Blast Edge's Backyard
"Ah, who is trying to mess with me behind my back? Why do I feel a chill on my spine?" I frowned.
"Don't use the slap in the air to change the topic, Fuzhu! You should explain it clearly first." Ye Yi said as if he had seen through me. Ye Yi turned his head and his eyes fell on the Konghe.
"Don't look at me like this, I was actually forced!" Kong He said innocently.
"What, I was forced!" I pointed at Kong He. This was too sinister. How could I push it to me at critical moments? What made me even more depressed was that I was even more embarrassed by the fact that I was given a harsh hat, which really insulted my image as Brother Cheng! Uh? The atmosphere around me was wrong, and I said embarrassedly, "What are your eyes? Zhibo Yanjiu, tell them the fact that I and your sister are truly in love!"
Seeing me looking at him for help, Shiba Yanjiu gave me a knowing look, jumped up and said, "That's right, actually Brother Fuzhu is--" Yanjiu was beaten to the stomach by Konghe with a punch and fainted.
Everyone was sweating coldly: "......"
"True love each other? Fuzhu, besides Ranju, how many women do you have to hide from me?" Ye Yi blue veins rose.
"Who is Luanju? Explain it to me clearly." This time it was Konghe's turn to jump up.
"No, you are the last one. Haha~" This sentence is really fake when you say it now. I said guiltily. My eyes were on the verge of Ye Yi, who was about to explode. Under the scrutiny of Konghe, I swallowed with difficulty and said, "Actually, before I met you, there was another one, Maozhihualiu."
There is another sentence that you dare not say after you. Let’s talk about Nilu and Helibel’s affairs. Let’s talk about Aizen when you solve it in the Soul Realm of Corpse. It’s better not to go to the virtual circle for the time being.
"Captain of the Fourth Team, Mao Zhihua Lie! The terrifying witch in the rumor?" Konghe and Ye Yi looked at each other, and both saw an incredible look in each other's eyes.
"Konghe and I have something to discuss. You go to the kitchen now and prepare dinner for me!" Ye Yi shouted.
It's okay now, and I'll get a chance! Now I have to make all my efforts to make a dinner. In that case, this crisis may be overcome, right?
I walked into the kitchen with flames of fighting spirit all over my body.
"Is he really good at cooking? Such a man can't rely on no matter how you look at it," Ishida said.
"Yeah!" Ichigo and his party agreed with each other.
"Captain with number 4, a terrifying witch?" Ichigo, Ishida, and Chadu's Lenovo: a sumo-level Oppasan, whipping me with a whip, shouting, why not cook soon...
I don’t know when Yanjiu recovered and jumped out to point out the right way, “It’s not what you want to do!”
Yanjiu was looking at it and said seriously: "If you meet the captains of each team, according to Mr. Ye Yi, it is best to escape. But for Captain Maozhihualie, it is not necessary. If you are lucky, you can be cured and injured, but being captured is certain. The fourth team is a medical team. Maozhihualie is actually a doctor. She can only heal and not kill. The opponent is the same as an enemy. She has a figure that is not inferior to the elder sister and an angel-like face. In the corpse soul world, it is the incarnation of the goddess of redemption. Although I hate death very much, I have to admit that she has treated many people, and even Liupo Street has many people who have received her favor!"
"Then, what's going on with the terrifying witch?" Just as Ichigo, Ishida, and Chado had just put down a hanging heart, Inoue asked curiously.
Iwaki: "It is rumored that this is the other side of Umatsu Kaori. Her Zanpakura is a straw hat fish. It can not only release the energy that can restore injuries, but also swallow people for surgical treatment."
Everyone: "Swallow in!"
Yanjiu: "That's right, the straw hat fish of Maozhihuali can analyze all the substances swallowed and perform precise surgery. The cured people will be spit out." Before everyone could breathe a sigh of relief, Yanjiu changed his tone and said: "However, she often uses large syringes to collect the blood of each god of death, collecting the analysis materials as much as possible, which makes the death of each team frightened and he doesn't dare to go to the fourth team house to treat him when he is sick. He stops a member of the fourth team outside... Moreover, some dead death gods will also be able to get the body and use the straw hat fish to analyze it. The problem is here. There are rumors that the analysis of the corpse is an anatomy. The dissected corpse will be swallowed by the straw hat fish and will not be spit out again. There are no bones or clothes left..."
Everyone's spine was cold...
I walked out of the kitchen, served the soup, and said, "Thank you all the way. If you are thirsty, drink some bone soup first. In the Soul Realm, it is difficult to get bones? Well, what are your expressions?"
During supper.
"Mr. Ukitake's supper is so delicious. With a boyfriend like you, it must be very good. If only I could do this," Inoue praised.
"Hahaha, it's average. If you like it, I'll make a few more meals for you." I said modestly. But the sentence that followed obviously caused two people to misunderstand. Konghe and Ye Yi and Ye Yi pinched the weakness of my waist one left and one right, and warned: "Don't attack the little girl who is ignorant of the world. They already have someone they like, you molested uncle!"
Could it be that women can learn this trick without a teacher? I had to keep nodding and agreeing.
"After that being said, is the rumors about the terrifying witch true?" Kong He said in confusion.
"Uh, it's true. In fact, this rumor was actually caused by a secret and mobile investigation. Even the body of the god of death cannot disappear without clarity, and there must be a filing explanation. Maozhihua Lie was originally the object of longing for many people, but the more beautiful the thing, the more terrifying the side, and that terrifying side is easier to be focused and valued by others." Ye Yi answered this question affirmatively.
I nodded with my deepest opinion about Ye Yi's comment (not only for Mao Zhihua, but also Ye Yi,?). My heart moved, why not take advantage of this to pull Mao Zhihua into the water: "You don't know, that straw hat fish can be said to have grown up eating my blood. The days with Mao Zhihua are nothing different from being with a vampire. Later, Mao Zhihua forced me to sign an engagement agreement, with the purpose of having the right to dissect the body after I die!"
Although dinner is good, talking about autopsy makes people feel nauseous. Imagine that a person sitting opposite you to eat will be dissected in the future. Everyone can't help but have goose bumps all over their bodies and lose interest in the affairs on the dining table.
Kong He's scalp changed from numbness to blue veins, and he said angrily: "It's all your fault. It's not enough to have me and Ye Yi. He provokes women everywhere and even spreads a terrifying disaster. Are you an idiot?"
Chapter completed!