100. Tsunade Fangzong, the worst mother-in-law in history
Jirai also chased his chin and said, "If you are shy, just use the transformation technique. Anyway, no one here can see through your transformation technique except me. Oh, there seems to be no need to worry about this."
Well, it seems to be reasonable.
Jiraiya finally made a fuss: "Even the worries are gone. As a man, I can't take a step forward. Tsk tsk, what else can I explain except that this man is not good?"
Without worries, God knows it, this is non-toxic, safe, without any side effects, and a pure temptation. It is very good, and it will prove immediately what powerful power, superb skills, and amazing endurance are!
No...it's still impossible. How could there be such a good thing in the world? Pie falls from the sky? Needless to say, there must be conspiracy. In short, Jiraiya's character, whoever believes is benzene eggs.
With a gesture of the middle finger, I said, "I won't go. No matter how you provoke me, it's useless. To be honest, your novel is inspired by the fishy smell, and the plot is ups and downs, which is very fascinating. Even a ninja like Kakashi is fascinated by your novel. It's a pity that you don't act as a worry-filmed director. However, as the mainstay of Konoha, you can't always revolve around ridiculous things, go to vulgar places, and do decadent things! If you have time, I would rather do something meaningful."
Jiraiya said in surprise: "What is meaningful?"
"For example, helping others, respecting the elderly and bringing the young." I pointed to the old lady Jiraiya just said. Seeing her looking around on the roadside, she seemed to be unable to hear clearly, and her eyes were a little blurred. At this time, a carriage was running past on the road, and I hurriedly used the instantaneous body technique to come behind her and pulled her back.
Seeing this, Jiraiya said in secretly, "I thought this kid would be fooled." Jiraiya turned around and left using ninjutsu, and went to find the materials by himself.
"It's a pity that you don't act as a worry-free director."
Jiraiya thought about this sentence and felt it made sense. Jiraiya thought, "That's right, novels are always texts and have limitations. Maybe we should consider real-life shooting, real wild beauty release, which is very good. It's decided to make the intimate paradise into a movie. Just thinking about it is so exciting. I'm the director, the most awesome director in history, I'm sure."
Jiraiya secretly made up his mind to promote the career of intimate paradise to the entertainment industry.
"Very good, it's okay to get here. Your ears, eyes, hands and feet are not good. It's better not to go out to the street to buy things alone. These things should be done by our children and young people." After helping her across this long road, I breathed a sigh of relief.
Her old eyes were blurred and flashed brightly, and then returned to an old look, which seemed difficult to distinguish from objects. Could it be that I was just my illusion?
She said: "Enthian young people are rare now. I have no choice. When I get older, I have to move my body and keep moving. I am afraid that I will never move again."
It's rare, oh, so that's it. "There are other ways to move your body, it's too dangerous here." I reminded. There are many entertainment venues in this short book street, and there are many activities in black/social. Just as we just walked past, a middle-aged man in his 40s accidentally hit a scar face, and the scar face pulled his clothes on his clothes, which made him scold him.
Scarface said fiercely: "You guy who doesn't have eyes, next time you're blind, I'll dig out your eyes!" That's the case. You must speak more ruthlessly than taking action. Face is the lifeline of these people.
The man seemed a little stupid. Instead of looking at Scarface, he looked at us. After a while, he realized and said tremblingly: "I understand, I will never dare, nor will I dare again."
When the face was over, Scarface let go of the man and drank: "Get out, stupid guy, it's really bad luck to meet you."
"I saw it, it's really unsafe to go out to the streets." I pointed at the scene that happened in the streets and alleys.
"I will pay attention in the future. Thank you very much, young man." Her old voice coughed, her health was not very good, and her cough sounded a little loud.
The middle-aged man ran over and seemed to know the old man. "Touching him" was incoherent. After a long time, he finally said "Auntie, who is this?"
Anyway, it’s no secret that I came out this time, so I confidently called out the sign advertisement: “Koba’s ninja, Uzumaki Naruto, remember this name, because I will become Naruto sooner or later!”
"Naughter?!" The expression of a very surprised look looked even more natural and stupid. Such an uncle is really rare in District 11. (There are too many obscene...)
"Yes, because becoming Naruto is my dream."
After saying this, I observed the mother-in-law in a steady state. The appearance of Uncle Tiandai made me feel that the atmosphere was a bit strange. I instinctively used Shangren and Tao to read the thoughts of these two people, which surprised me. Neither of them could read any information, and it could even be said that there were precautions before, which means that these two people were definitely not ordinary people.
"You can't recognize Tsunade even if he stands in front of you." Jiraiya's god pointed, and maybe he really hit the goal of this mission.
"Naoka, a great dream. I don't know if the old man has the eyes to see it. Take care, young man." There was no flaw, and even the natural dad uncle next to him could not see it. He looked at their backs helplessly, perhaps other hermit masters might not be sure.
There are also people in this world who are crouching tigers, hidden dragons. I briefly read the information from various countries. In addition to the leaders of ninja villages of major countries in the Five Shadow Conference in the comics, there are also one or two super S-level figures. Of course, most of these people are competitors of ninja leaders. They aim to get on stage with the position of "shadow", and some even betray the village and openly become enemies.
For example, Konoha, at first glance, it seems that there was a period of time that only three generations were alone in the middle of the tree. In fact, Tsunade ran away, Orochimaru rebelled, and the three ninjas separated... Hakumizu died in the battle, Uchiha Itachi barely returned today. Sometimes you can also look forward to it. If these people were all in Konoha, what a luxurious lineup would it be if they were all in Konoha, including the indecent uncle Jiraiya?
But regret is useless, reality is reality. After finding a hotel to rest, the next day, we continued to look for the cause of the fifth generation of Tsunade Tsunade and strived for one. Jiraiya said that Tsunade would "return to the gambling world" in the past two days, and the goal we were looking for was naturally to lock in the gambling world.
I searched several stores in a row, but there was no trace of Tsunade. Instead, I met the mother-in-law from yesterday.
"It's the same look again, so that's it." The mother-in-law stared at her eyes with radiant eyes, just like a smoker seeing cigarettes and a drinker seeing fine wine. How could she be embarrassed with dizzy eyes?
I don’t know how good she is in gambling skills, but the uncle Tianran Dai was also beside him. His face was so worried that he was sweating. I guess the gambling skills of this mother-in-law might not be very good. I feel a little sympathetic to this uncle Tianran Dai, "There is an old man in the family, as if there is a treasure," but this mother-in-law is probably the most terrifying - "expendable woman"... The hundreds of thousands of chips on the table will be a miserable portrayal of the bankruptcy.
As expected, the casino dealer is a fraud. Gambling is profitable. Basically, gambling skills = a thousand skills. Most ordinary people lose nine times because nine out of ten gamblings! The so-called thousand skills are to use the fingering method of their fingers to flexibly control, exchange, steal cards, and deceive people's frontal perspective. When the dealer dealer deals with the left hand, the left thumb pushes out the top corner, pretending to send this card, but in fact, they use the middle finger of the right hand to gently pull out the trump card and issue it. The whole movement is done in one go. The direction and sound when overlapping are exactly the same as the normal dealer. Looking from the front, you can't tell the move at all.
Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law did not follow him, but waited for a while and glared at the dealer. The dealer's old trick was repeated, and the mother-in-law was not polite. When cutting cards, she cut them like a sandwich, dividing the cards into three, and then dividing the middle into two, and clamping the upper and lower parts. In this way, the dealer's pre-arranged trump cards could not be sent out. Not to mention the dealer's smile, I was also a little surprised when I watched, "I didn't expect that this mother-in-law is not weak and has some tricks."
The next scene stunned everyone - after several rounds, a, k, q, l, 10... This mother-in-law couldn't even get a card greater than 8, and could not combine any pairs and three, and the colors were even more varied. The mother-in-law, who was so fragile, had never seen such a bad luck...
(Um, the update question is a problem...)
Chapter completed!