A song came quietly from the radio at midnight~~~~ Walking in this bustling street, watching the shining of neon lights and listening to the hustle and bustle of cars, I feel that I have no sense of existence. The life in this city is the real life, and then it is my end. Everything has nothing to do with me. No matter how many dreams I had in my childhood can't resist the paleness of reality. I can only find a moment of tranquility in dota...

The bar boss was very happy tonight and gave me 100 yuan, and the rent was 200 yuan. If nothing unexpected happens, I can pay the rent tomorrow if I earn another 100 yuan. It is not that I will be rich as long as I sing. The first one depends on whether the customer is satisfied or not, the second one depends on whether the boss is satisfied. The third one depends on whether Hua Xiaoyuan will deduct my money... In short, it is enough to have 100 yuan. Holding 100 yuan tightly in my hand, I feel that happiness is in my hand...

When I returned to the community, the whole community was dark and I probably had to sleep. I live in the top floor of Building B, which is a resettlement community, one building is a family. This is the case in China. Some people don’t have to do anything in their entire lives, and the government subsidizes a building because the government has occupied your land, and some people who have studied for a PhD can’t make up for a year. For example, Shenzhen, which farmers are millionaires...

I gently climbed the stairs. The landlord's wife was a very fierce person. On the first night, I strode up the stairs and was educated by the landlord for a whole night. Finally, the landlord gave me a letter of guarantee, and the landlord was willing to let me go.

When I arrived at the door of my house, I saw curiously that there was a pink note sticker on the door.

"Hey! I have already pleaded with my mother. My mother said that I must pay the rent the day after tomorrow, otherwise I will drive you out. Humph!!!"

"Hehe" smiled secretly. Looking at the words, I seemed to see the girl named Mu Luo talking angrily. She must have hated me. I teased her so much... Haha... I couldn't help but feel warm. Alas... I really had a girl talking with me every day...

"Fuck, I'm yy again... As a hero who saves the world, I can't have a love affair with my children... I'll have a few dotas to sleep`~~~~`"

"Xiao Guai, I'll touch you~~~Be good. Don't call me..." Turn on the 17-inch desktop computer... I enjoyed life with satisfaction...

Before I knew it... I went to bed while beating... I kept chanting... Ice Girl, Ice Girl, don't run... Kill you, kill you... Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Woo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" The long horn sounded throughout the bunker-Tianhuofu...

"One" I can travel to the dota world even when I sleep. Don't you have to turn on the computer...Damn... Sister Guanyin lied to me all the time...

"Bang" The door was opened, and the blue fat spider-wire horse threw me off the bed with a rough look. "**, I'm training!!! Go to the playground right away..."

"I understand!!!" I have a temper too... "Do you dare to be gentle to me!!!!"

"Hehe, gentle... I will be gentle at night. Do you want to try it!!!" Blue Fat Spider Silk Horse looked vulgar... Fuck... I can't stand it anymore... I saw the Shadow Shaman Master, must let him abuse Lan Fat... It's so perverted... I didn't tell him anymore... I grabbed the door and walked out of the bunker. Following the crowd... to the playground~~~

Looking around the playground, there were hundreds of people. This is a round stone playground. The stones on the ground are uneven, and I feel really uncomfortable standing on the ground. Damn, there are so many grasslands around that don’t make playgrounds. What stones are you laying? Are you sick?

"Ahem. Please be quiet for everyone!" The voice of a heavy bass man surrounded the entire playground... What's even more frustrating is that it actually has an echo mixing effect...Sound? Microphone?? The man has a disc similar to a microphone in front of him. It is probably a tool for exaggerating sound magic amplitude...Fuck. Dota people in the world are so terrible. They can also study various magic props...

"I am your legion commander General ibq. From now on, under my guidance, you will improve your basic abilities. Only when your body is strengthened can you make a blacksmith powerful. Only when your iron is strong can you make a good weapon! Did you hear it!!!!" Legion commander ibq let out a wolf-like roar...

"I heard it! Sir!!!!" All the elves, humans, and human-faced and beastly coolie on the playground shouted...

"Everyone is born with different talents. Some are strong in physiques, some are super intelligent, and some are agile. But what I want to tell you is that there is nothing wrong with passing training. You don't want to play iron for a lifetime, you don't want to be coolies for a lifetime, so strengthen your training and work hard to improve your quality. The ring competition is held every week, and any top ten can enter the Adishan Library to read books, learn your favorite martial arts, magic

Law, even the inheritance of God!!" The commander of the legion ibq brags about not making drafts to encourage the people. The ice girl beside him said softly: "ibq, I didn't expect that your inspirational ability is still so strong. These subordinates are all full of passion. Humph, when all their bodies are well trained, they will be sent to the Nottings Bridge as cannon fodder. The alien races in the Nottings continent have begun to gather a large number of troops on our continental territory. I don't know whether the patriarch will fight next or not!"

The training in the playground is ten thousand times harder than the military training in my first year of high school... First of all, I have to roll stones, saying that it is to strengthen the body's strength, and then I ran around for nearly an hour. The most important thing is that I ibq shouted at the official position and kept shouting... Didn't I have breakfast... Is it a man... Fuck. I didn't have breakfast... I am still a virgin. I can't be considered a man...

After nearly two hours of hard work, I finally finished the damn morning exercise...

"Everyone goes to the bathhouse to take a bath..." ibq told the official...

The bathhouse that I cheated is a public bathroom... I am the least used to taking a bath with others in my life, and I have such a beast!!!

This bathhouse is in the fort, with a big, big pool, of course there are no women, and the coolies in the entire fort are all men.

"What!!! What is that thing?" A tauren took off his clothes and jumped into the pool. The stick under his crotch, **, was thicker than my thighs... This... I don't dare to take off my pants anymore...

By the way, where is Lan Pang? Let me go and see. How many sticks does Lan Pang have... Humph...

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!" The whole bathhouse came from the laughter of the whole bunker. I couldn't help it. My stomach was so painful that I crawled on the ground... Everyone looked at me with an expression of "Do you know this sb?"

Damn it turns out that blue fat jj.jj... is foreskin!!! Only 1cm... Wow?... A sense of pride suddenly arose, no matter what... My brother is still taller and more powerful than Lan Fat... Lan Fat seemed to understand the meaning of my laughter, and substantial flames appeared on both heads. But he didn't do anything to repair me in the bathhouse. Because the commander was also taking a shower... That...that commander's thing seemed a little fierce!!

Another day of ordinary life in the dota world, what should I do? I have no martial arts, no battle axe, no lord wife, and no perverted baby. How can I do it? As a musician, I don’t have to do cool work. Cool work is the goods of these lower races. On the continent of Azeroth, the elves are the highest race, followed by humans and beasts, and then various races formed by the hybrid of humans and beasts. Of course, some mysterious races, such as the dragon race, the troll race, the wing race, etc., are too small to ignore.

It is the Nottings continent, but it is a unified race by human orchids, where human and elves will be enslaved and become slaves for life. Legend has it that ten thousand years ago, when the Nottings continent was still a wasteland, several human orchids ran to Nottings continent without looking at the slavery. Through large-scale reproduction and reproduction, and population plunder, they finally became the current Nottings continent. The population has reached 50 million, far exceeding the 10 million in Azeroth. As for how the demographic data is counted, I don’t know this, because all these are soldiers and cavalry tell me...

Is that? Soldiers and cavalry!

"Who allows you to call me my name? Please call me Lord Knight!" The soldiers and cavalry seemed to be disgusted with me. Could it be that they found that I was bigger than him when taking a shower and secretly jealous and resentful to me... I really don't dare to speculate on the thoughts of people in this dota world...

"Cruff~~~~~" The door of the Tianhuofu opened, and a knight who looked full of armor and armed with a pointed gun walked in, "Who is Zhang Wuji?" The voice was graceful, and I couldn't imagine that a man's voice was so graceful...

"I, I am" my voice suddenly popped up with a short and ugly rubbing voice.

"Zhang Wuji, Miss Xiaoya has something to ask you for, come with me!" The knight's body was covered in white armor and his eyes were as terrifying as a needle. Is this the legendary domineering aura...

Mount Adi~~~ is located in the west of Ace, close to the only connection between the Nottings and Azeroth, the Nottings Bridge. The bridge is transparent, and no one knows how this bridge appears. It is said that there is another legend to discover this bridge.

In ancient times, a demon was born in the continent of Azeroth. Whenever the night was dark, this demon would come to everyone, and ghosts were circling around, which was extremely terrifying. The people in the continent of Azeroth called him the ghost Heiwa, and he shouted like a child in the dark. Everyone felt afraid. The ghost Heiwa was indeed like a baby and didn't know anything. He killed people everywhere. He didn't know why he killed people. It just felt that the more people he killed, the stronger he felt. Finally, the continent of Azeroth invited the continent through the soul.

Eye found the true body of the ghost Heiwa, chased and killed the ghost all the way, forcing the ghost to the present Nottings Bridge. Just when there were pursuers behind him, the ghost Heiwa ran forward in panic. The shadow was rushing and was about to fall off the cliff. This miracle of his appearance appeared. The ghost Heiwa did not fall down, but walked past like something was being held back. The people in the Azeroth continent believed that this was the god helping the ghost. Since God helped him, he gave up the pursuit, and the ghost Heiwa did not appear in the Azeroth continent.

But the people from the Azeroth continent didn't know that when the ghost Heiwa appeared again several years later, he was no longer the baby who knew nothing before, but the core figure who guarded a Scourge Legion.

The white armored knight took me to the highest point of Adi Mountain, a white castle. I don’t know why this ice girl Xiaoya likes white so much, although I also like white, especially Mengniu Milk...

There is a round monster totem above the gate of the castle. I don’t know who it is. The castle is very tall, very tall. It is taller than the bunker. At the top of the castle are four pillars that soar to the sky.

"Miss, I have taken me with you, I'll leave first!" The knight seemed to not want to see the ice girl Xiaoya, so he turned around and left as soon as he was brought to him.

"Knight Simida, thank you." The door opened, and the voice was not cold, and it seemed a little gentle. What happened to this ice girl today? My aunt was here. Ice girl Xiaoya was wearing a blue robe today. "Hey, Simida, I'm sorry." The last sentence of the ice girl Xiaoya silently said in her heart.

"Come with me!" The ice girl said coldly, like the air conditioner coming from the refrigerator, and I shivered all over.

"Wow, so beautiful, wow, magic lights, wow, that sword is also lit up blue, wow, that axe is not the legendary finishing-kill axe, right..." I couldn't help but exclaim as if a villager had entered the city along the way. The castle was too big. There was a hollow in the middle of the castle. The top was a strange pattern. In short, I couldn't understand it. It was a bit like the Tree of the World. The hall stairs are spiral stairs, and in short, they were so advanced. Finally, I came to a room full of blue and white. There was an album hanging in the middle of the room, a handsome middle-aged man, I don't know who it was.

"This is my pick-up room. When the clan leader's son, General Xuguang, will visit us in Adi Mountain in the future. You sing as a welcoming force. If you sing well, you will receive rewards, but you will not sing well, I will cut your tongue and give you to Ye Mo Liangliang.

He threatened me with the Night Demon and wiped the Night Demon Liangliang, Liangliang, damn, it sounds like Yigay's name. This Night Demon is so disgusting, like I used to think he was a respectable big devil, damn, it turns out that he is a man-made man**.

"Woo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" the trombone rang.

"He's coming." Xiaoya, the ice girl, thought silently.

"Why don't you receive guests? This is too rude. There are people who sit and wait for guests." I said casually while eating the grapes in front of the table.

"Shut your mouth and spit out the grapes for me. You servant are not qualified to eat them." The ice girl waved her fingers, and a cold air swept towards me.

"It hurts!!! Damn!!!" Fuck, this woman doesn't know how to cherish her at all!! Do you know how to be merciful.

"Hahaha, Xiaoya, the largest beauty in our elf clan, is bullying people again!!!!" A tall, powerful, handsome, sunny boy suddenly appeared in front of us.

Damn!!! The man with b appears!!!!!!

I looked at one of the few men in this Dota world with B. It was indeed very handsome, with a clear face, firm eyes, and cynical smile, which made people couldn't help but look at it again.

Damn, I'm interested in men at any time. I'll go...

"Xiaoya, I mainly come here to tell you something about your master, Lich King. I believe you know something, too!" The enemy mage Xu Guang said with a heavy face.

"Wait, let's talk about my master later. You can first listen to a musician I just chose recently. His singing is very distinctive and very nice. It's not too late for General Xu Guang to talk about it after listening to it." Xiaoya of the Bing Nu was not as cold as he spoke to me. On the contrary, I could still smile with a smile on my face. However, based on my years of experience in self-studying psychology, Xiaoya of the Bing Nu was disguised as fake. Looking at her smile, I felt more uncomfortable than her facing me.

"Cough cough" habitually cleared his throat. Looking at the enemy mage Xuguang's lustful look, you know that he was the suitor of the Ice Girl. But what others like was her teacher, poor child. I guess you two have known each other since childhood. Once you have it, just sing this song...

"The water in the pond is full and the rain stops.

Loaches are everywhere in the mud beside the field

Every day I'm waiting for you to catch loaches

Big brother, let's go catch loaches

Xiaoya's brother takes him to catch loaches

Big brother, let's go catch loaches

”

As Xiaoya listened, her eyes couldn't help but become wet, and the enemy mage also drooled with memories and longing. It seemed that both of them remembered the time they played together when they were young.

"Brother Xuguang, I..." Xiaoya couldn't help but scream.

"Xiaoya is not destroyed, you... haven't called me brother for a long time. Since you learned frost magic from your master, you have become cold. I can't believe that you are the Xiaoya I know." Enemy Master Xu Guang sighed.

"No, Brother Xu Guang will always be a brother in Xiaoya's mind." Xiaoya's eyes were tears.

"No!!! I don't want to be your brother, Xiaoya, you know my heart. I'm not just your brother!" The enemy mage Xu Guang could no longer control his emotions.

Fuck, act in a Korean drama!!! Is it disgusting? Do you dare to feel disgusting? I wonder if Sister Guanyin is watching Korean dramas without any trouble? I really can't listen to this bloody plot...

The enemy mage and the Ice Girl were whining, pushing and pulling for a long time, and finally ended with the enemy mage Xu Guang's emotional collapse. It was at that moment that I clearly saw the Ice Girl sneering... Yes... a creepy smile...

Based on my years of psychological analysis, this woman is really terrible. She used me to mobilize Xu Guang's emotions, then recalled each other's emotions, and finally made the enemy mage lose control. But I don't understand, what is the purpose of her doing this... I don't know the plot later. Because I have been driven out.

Fortunately, Xiaoya said that I performed well this time and gave me a space storage box. It is said that I can store things. After reading various novels, I know what this thing is, but every hero in Dota can only hold six things. I don’t know how many space storage box can hold. Try it... Damn, I forgot to ask the spell... It can’t be used. Dear...

When I came out of the white castle, I breathed deeply in the air of the dota world, and I tried hard to sort out my thoughts... Why do I always feel that this dota world is weird... It seems that everything is controlled by someone, and everything is slowly evolving according to the script... It is still unknown in 2012, so why did I become the key to saving the world? Who is that Guanyin sister? I always feel so weird...

Alas, I don’t want to go to Dota World for so long..Adishan. By the way, Lan Pang said that there are many wild monsters, dog knots, etc. in Adishan. How can I go there without the power to tie a chicken? But the male protagonist in the plot will not die. I don’t believe that I will be killed by dog ​​knots...

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I had mastered the breasts of this world... I was walking down the mountain... Adi Mountain was full of trees... green trees, very high, no flowers, no mushrooms, only trees... I was running around, gradually I began to feel lost. The forest was very wet and a little gloomy. I wouldn't be a monster.

"Gog...Gog...Gog...Gog......" A strange sound suddenly came from the forest with a scary blow... This sound was ugly enough... It could not be a frog...

"White and tender human, haha, dinner is over..." A monster with a dog face and human body smiled in the darkness of the forest.

A creepy breath came naturally from the chrysanthemums. The big chrysanthemums for many years told me that there was danger. 3!!!!!! I ran away regardless of the thirty-two.

Suddenly, I felt countless black shadows covering me, and a disgusting and unpleasant sticky liquid poured on my body... This!!! I can't move anymore. My feet were completely unable to move like they were connected to the ground.

"Hehe, I planted my unique trick, green saliva and wanted to run away. What a white and tender human. Should I eat my butt first or my face first...Tsk tsk...I decided, I will eat my white thighs first!!!!"

"Damn!!! Help!!! Help!!! Sister Guanyin help?!!!!! Sister Guanyin helps!!!!!!!!" I shouted in disgrace... Could it be that the pig's feet are about to die at the hands of this disgusting dog-headed man...

I was expecting that Sister Guanyin did not appear. This guy obviously didn't care about my life and death. The drool of the dog-headed man dripped on my thighs covered with legs. My thighs were actually not white, but from the aesthetic view of the dog-headed man, my whole body was white. I don't know what would happen in reality after I die in the dota world... But I have a premonition that as long as I die, I will never wake up again... goodbye, my 17-inch little beloved, I won't be able to owe my 5 yuan Shuangfeiyan. Goodbye... Mu Luo... I suddenly remembered that girl... She will ask me to collect rent tomorrow!!! I can't die. Who will give me the rent if I die!! Although I am poor, I can't owe others money...

I have no reason to convince myself that I want to survive. I have no way to find a reason to comfort myself when I encounter danger.
To be continued...