Chapter Sixteen yooooooo!
.(Well... because I had been mingling at the comic exhibition for too long and typing too late, I uploaded accusations in the relevant parts of the work. Don't complain!)
Because QB did not follow, Totori did not notice that this curious creature had come back from somewhere. She happily returned to the door. When she was about to open the door, she was stunned for a while. She thought of her unconventional parents at home, because these two guys had already left the normal category when they were on Earth. If they were thrown into another world...
Damn, you two need to be normal. You can't get nervous if you go to another world...
Totori carefully put his hand on the door handle, took a deep breath, twisted it down... and pushed it away...
"Ah... I can't push it away..." Totori smiled dryly, feeling that countless crows flew past in the sky. In fact, Totori just forgot to insert the key into the keyhole. However, today his parents actually locked the door! This is a new thing! Didn't they all call it convenient for entry and exit, so they didn't lock the door at all?
In the end, she took out the key carefully, opened the lock, and pushed it away again...
"yooooooooooo!" The familiar, shattering, shouting loudly at the bilibili station that had been blasted countless times. When Totoli leaned her head into the door, it poured into her ears, like a bolt from the blue, making her legs soft and she panted and leaned against the door frame...
"Damn it, yooooooo, is calling me Ru here!" After finally calming down, Totori yelled directly into the living room with a loud voice.
Yooooooooo is a word that is browsed on the video barrage website. In fact, it has nothing to do with the original intention. It is just a group of guys who scream in surprise and excitement after seeing the pseudo-woman. So, yooooo and other things refer to the pseudo-woman.
So, the moment she entered the door, she heard such heart-wrenching shouts, and thought that the owner who made the sound was calling herself - because when she was on Earth, she was often forced to pretend to be such a creature, and then she was taken to tease passers-by by her parents. When passers-by praised Su Yue, who was wearing women, they told the passers-by that Su Yue was a man...
So the heart-wrenching voice of yooooo became the eternal pain in Totori's heart, the gaze of a gangster... the gaze of a gangster... the gaze of a slut who obviously wanted to pursue him as a girl, and when he found that the girl he liked was a man...
When I remembered, I wanted to cover my face and escape. This is Totori's terrible memory!
So, Totori was afraid in the wrong subconscious center and almost collapsed. However, when she came to her senses, she remembered that she was a real girl now. Damn it has something to do with yooooo, bastard!
It felt like I was being tricked. Although I knew that my unconscionable parents were invincible, Totori decided to struggle hard.
"Ah... I just played a very interesting game! Totoli came to take a look!" An excited male voice came from the living room. This was the voice of his father.
Without you, I will settle the score with you! Totori slams the shoes under her feet, and suddenly brings the door to close it. She turns over the entrance hall with a "dongdongdongdong" and comes to the living room. The eyes are a sharp chin, just like the monster short-haired man like "attack" in the Danmei Fan's picture. In theory, it is very easy for this creature to catch the fake girl. Therefore, Totori always thinks that her father is just a yoooo...
In fact, he has also played cos such as yooooo...
These things that only avant-garde young people will come into contact with are too weird when they already have a teenage child. However, it is not surprising that they have accepted the settings of Totori's parents. Because these two guys gave birth to Totori when they were twelve years old! These two bastards! Especially his father, he actually attacked his mother who was still loli! Moreover, he had that kind of function when he was twelve years old!
Ahem... In fact, as long as they accept this setting, they are still very cute...
Just like my mother still maintains the girlish shape, her dad is still extremely evil. So, it is not surprising that she is interested in the acg industry at all...
Well, that's all about gossip. Now is the point. What exactly makes Totori's father shout "yooooooo" so excitedly?
"What bad game do you play..." Totori threw the big and small bags in her hand onto the sofa, put her hands on her chest, and walked behind her dad, looking at the TV screen where this guy was staring at. Dad was outputting the picture on the laptop to the TV screen, and the picture on the screen was a beautiful girl game called "text reasoning game" called "avg", commonly known as galgame...
Ah no! This is not, this is yooooooo!
Totori couldn't help but scream!
Because, Totori clearly saw that the title bar read "Women's Clothing Mountains"! The content of this game is about a man who found a village that looked like there were only girls because he got lost. Later, he discovered that this village is a custom of raising boys as girls. Moreover, something happened to him with yooooo...
"Hey, hey! What's going on with this thing Dad," and why does this world have a game that has only been released in Zone 11 on Earth. Hello!
"Well! I just passed by a nearby store and saw that there was a sale in it, so I bought it." My dad still lit the keyboard and mouse, listening to the same subtitles as the ones on the screen, and enjoyed it...
"...Gay..." Totori broke down and said this sentence from his mouth...
"Gildie?" Dad rubbed violently, Totori felt his erectile muscles contracted - his hair stood up. Dad turned off Yooooo's galgame as fast as possible - of course, he did not forget to save (save). Then he stood up suddenly, looked down at her with two heads higher than Totori, and said righteously: "I am a gay? How could I give birth to an unfilial child like you with your mother?"
Totori felt a huge shadow covering her. Her height had become shorter, but... why did she suddenly feel that her father was tall? But even so, facing Yooo's father, Totori still raised her head to show resistance.
Dad knocked Totori's head and frowned and taught: "You naughty kid! If you don't learn to learn bad things from your mother, you will also be corrupt. Your dad is so romantic, how can you be connected with a gay man..."
But... in the setting of women's clothing mountains, pseudo-women can also have children. Hello...
Totori automatically filtered out his father's noise and complained in her heart. However, it was precisely because of the painful setting of women's clothing mountains that made her panic inexplicably. If it was just like the setting of women's clothing mountains-the world's pseudo-women can also give birth to children... I think of my father's words: "How could I give birth to an unfilial child like you with your mother..." This sentence...
Her eyes couldn't help but glance at her beautiful and girlish mother who was serving dishes from the kitchen...
Totori softened instantly and fell to the sofa. If her mother was...
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My father thought that his daughter had collapsed by her, so he patted her head with satisfaction to show comfort. My mother, who served the dishes, turned her eyes on Totori, looked up and down for a while, and said in surprise: "Tori, have you put on the clothes you just bought? Tsk tsk, although it doesn't look gorgeous, it's still pretty good to say!"
This is the school uniform of the Changpantai worn by Sister Pao. How could it be bad?
Totori raised her head proudly. But soon...
"Haha!" My mother seemed to notice something and suddenly got angry: "Toroli, what are you wearing under your skirt..."
"It's a fat time!" Totori shuddered and instantly closed her legs.
"It's safety pants!" said my dad's eyes shiny.
Dad, you can't frame me like this...
"Um..." My mother's eyes became gloomy, and she pointed to Totori's skirt with a stern face and said, "Take it off... How can girls wear these amazing things! I have prepared blue and white strips for you so carefully..."
"..." Can't take off...can't take off! This will make you feel insecure! Totori rarely looked at his parents with pitiful eyes. "Don't..."
"Then I'll help you!" My mother smiled gloomy, and her black-bellied queen-like appearance was revealed. Totori felt a slut in her heart and sighed "meow". It seems that her safety pants can't be kept completely? If this is the case, she can obviously coslv5's electric shock to make her own sisters, but she can only cosplay the Misaka girls who only have lv2 defective power...
My ability has dropped so much at once. I will be ruined when I encounter a strong enemy. Hello!
Mom is you murderer!
Although Totori yelled like this in her heart, the protest was still ineffective. The mother asked her father to pull away Totori's m-shaped kneeling legs... Let's make up for the rest of her own.
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"You are not allowed to wear such ugly things under your skirt in the future! You will burn them once in the future! Or, don't give you weight, just put a band-aid on it!" My mother held up her safety pants and said to Totori in a commanding tone. Then, the lighter lit, and the white safety pants turned into flames in the burning basin... and residue...
Totori looked at the burnt safety pants with miserable eyes...
All-purpose sister-in-law... We can no longer play your majestic figure soon, forgive me. But! Totori's eyes became firmer - no matter what kind of hardships or pain they would experience, I will definitely buy back the safety pants!
Totori felt that she had relied on safety pants. However, her mother's queen-like tit-for-tat look made Totori's dream sway like a candle in the wind.
But, I will still work hard!
"Ah!" My mother put away her deterrent power with satisfaction, clapped her hands happily, and restored her girlish aura, saying, "I remembered that I have found the store of the maid cafe and asked the master to decorate it. In the school park, the maid cafe will definitely be very popular there..."
Chapter completed!