Chapter 134 Bragging about Christmas
Li Wei was very happy that he had the opportunity to find a reliable accountant.
There must be a legal way out for nearly 80 million in cash obtained in the vault on Verona. In the past, Li Wei could transfer millions of small denominations to the bank through his own restaurant. It would not attract much attention if he took them out. Even those vendors who sell seafood liked it very much, but now these hundred-dollar bills cannot be done like this.
Because as long as you are not a white person and work on Wall Street at the same time, spending money randomly can easily cause yourself to go to prison.
Sandra came with Robin Hood-like communism. The money was solved even if there were any problems before, because the holders were thousands of residents on the island and they always had to spend the money.
However, for Li Wei, those are always 100 yuan bills. When can Logan buy a stack of 100 yuan bills every day?
Without a reasonable name, depositing tens of millions in the bank at one time is simply asking for trouble.
Compared with Li Wei's Chinese country in his previous life, the crime of "the origin of huge assets is unknown" may have more serious consequences in the United States.
Many big guys did not have a reliable accountant, and in the end they got rid of the police and FBI, but were sent to prison and imprisoned until they died by IRS.
The guy who can help Barney handle the finances will definitely help him get the money. This makes Li Wei very happy. Who can believe that Li Wei will be worried because of too much ‘money’?
He hugged Barney hard and asked Caliban to give this old guy some strong liquor. Levi casually pulled Barney's VIP bartender to prevent the 'Christmas' slut girlfriend from sitting on...
Replaced Laixi with a 'clean' stool. Li Wei looked at the bragging 'Christmas' with the absent-minded Laixi. He smiled and said, "My man, the hotel is not far away. Do you want me to arrange a room for you?
You are now like a dissatisfied teenager. I can smell the acne on you two meters away."
"Christmas" glanced at Li Wei and said to Laixi with a mouthful of mouth: "Some muscles that look strong are actually just the function of the gym and protein powder. A man like me is a real tough guy. I am specifically responsible for doing things that ordinary people cannot do...
I've crossed the sea of fire, I can ski blindly, I'm proficient in fighting and shooting...
I used a heart shock device for myself...
I inserted the broken glass into my eyes...
I jumped down from the skyscraper with a raincoat as a parachute, broke my legs and smiled and pretended to be performing...
I once swallowed a bunch of chips into my stomach, pulled them out and assembled them into a computer...
Have you seen my arm? It was once torn apart, and then I took him back and used it to cut off the enemy's neck."
Lacey was pulled back by the 'Christmas' awesomeness. She touched the 'Christmas' arm and said, "Dear, are this all true?"
Li Wei looked at "Christmas" like a god. The guy nodded without changing his face and said, "Of course it's true. I am the real tough guy. I used to look at my beloved woman, oh, of course that was my ex-girlfriend. I loved her very much at that time...
I watched her fall from the plane and was hit by another plane. Then I drove a car to the roof of the train from the highway, and then I fell into the sea of fire. Note that it was not the car that caught fire, but the fire on me...
Dear, I am a real man like me. That bastard in a vest is just a good person. You should focus on me."
Laixi held his old face with her 'Christmas', pursed her lips and kissed him on the forehead, and said in a tone of coaxing a fool: "Oh, my dear, your past life is really too intense, I like your passion."
As she said that, Laiki stood up and patted him on the cheek, saying, "I'll order you a glass of liquor, I hope you can forget those nightmares..."
Li Wei looked at "Christmas" like a ghost, and found that this guy was only staring at Laixi's butt, unaware that there was something wrong with her behavior...
God knew they were sitting next to the bar, but Lacey insisted on running to the corner where Logan was to get the wine.
Looking at this guy who was already abnormal in his brain, Li Wei smiled and said, "Brother, have you taken psychedelic drugs?"
‘Christmas’ looked at Lacey who was showing off her charm in front of Logan, and he said in a gloomy voice: “Who is that guy? I want to kill him, he has been seducing my girlfriend.”
Listening to the nonsense of "Christmas", Levi smiled and said, "Why did I get the exact opposite conclusion?
Man, this woman has made you lose your mind. You should try a few more, otherwise you will sooner or later become a bankrupt middle-aged man who was swept out of the house."
"Christmas" tilted her firm chin and shook her head and said, "No, you don't understand, she is the woman who gave me to save my soul. Every time I spend a happy night with her, I have the urge to propose to her, but every time I am disturbed by that bastard Barney..."
Li Wei looked at the poisoned 'Christmas' with disgust and said funny: "I believe you are Barney's best brother now. Most people will not care about you so much."
As he said that, Li Wei hesitated for a moment and said, "Man, we have all been young, and we have experienced it in bed perfectly because of one or several times, and then mistakenly feel that we have found true love.
I have a friend who proposed to me because he didn’t have a life tutor like Barney, after several experiences like you…”
"Christmas" shook his head without comment and said, "How did he do later?"
Li Wei shrugged and said, "He is 38 years old and has a 64-year-old ex-wife who has a stroke and is also responsible for the cost of his ex-wife's nursing home every month."
As he said that, Li Wei held up his beer and ran into "Christmas" and said, "You are definitely not the first man to mess up sex with true love, oh, maybe a woman...
If my friend had an old guy like Barney gave him a piece of advice, I believe he would be grateful."
‘Christmas’ nodded perfunctorily after hearing this and said, “OK, thank you, are there any more distinctive hotels nearby?
I was going there and booked a room, and I didn't think it was for me because there were a bunch of bastards who always splashed my cold water."
Li Wei looked at the 'Christmas' that seemed to be possessed by evil spirits and said incredibly: "COSE MEON~ If you are really so hungry, I will introduce you to a hotel. As long as you give your brother who opens the door 20 US dollars, he can find you a better call girl, and then you can be her regular customer.
I'm serious, it's not easy for Barney to have a brother, don't put yourself in..."
As he said that, Li Wei glanced at the coquettish Laixi. He patted the 'Christmas' arm seriously and said, "I don't think you know her at all...
If you insist on asking for marriage, I advise you to clear the bank in advance and hand it over to me to keep it for you. I may not be able to increase its value, but I can help you keep it.
All I said is the truth, no need to thank me!”
Chapter completed!